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However, the penguin's rolls have already gotten somewhat out of hand, blocking the view of the televsion; the only way for him to watch now is to use his pudgy flippers to maneuver the rolls of fat out of his line of sight. Currently, benguin has been watching a competitive-eating TV show; however, the fat-ass of a bird seems to have misunderstood key aspects of the show, due to being distracted by the flipper-fulls of food that he's been shoving down his gullet every second. The only part benguin heard was "contestants must eat 5000 hotdogs" to which the growing blorb assumed that each contestest was to eat 5000 hotdogs in a single sitting, a simple task for benguin. The reality was that those 5000 hotdogs were to be split amongst 20 contestants over the course of the entire TV season. Maybe benguin should show them how it's done~

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