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[giggle][/i]\n\n[i]Yeah you are, dude! Really stuck! Better figure out how to get outta' this![/i]\n\nHis shirt got caught real good on one of those branches, threatenin' to trap him here in the tangle of old deadwood juss' like that! He thought and struggled, and tried to get free but that nasty ‘ole tree just wouldn't let go! \n\n[i]Uhhh…[/i]\n\nAs he was thinkin' through it though, he heard a particular kinda' scrabblin' and scurryin' underneath. A nasty sorta' scrabblin' that made ‘im look down, where he saw a bunch a’ ugly nasty scorpions crawlin' up th' old dead trees to GET 'im!\n\n“Aaaah! Go away, stupid scorpions!” Eagle Eye shouted! He pulled and tugged at his caught shirt, before he figured out that he could juss' back right up outta' it and leave it behind, just as the scorpions piled onto him! He batted and swatted them all away - and screamed a little! - and scampered through the twisted branches to safety on the other end of Deadwood Forest. Eagle Eye bravely continued on in juss' his undies, lettin' the whole world see that sexy bounty hunter man in his briefs an' briefs alone.\n\n[i][giggle!] Don't be weird, Gina.[/i]\n\n[i]I'm not being weird! You're a hottie, dude! [giggle] Here, you forgot your hat in Deadwood Forest. A cowboy never forgets his hat![/i]\n\n[i]Oh, thanks![/i]\n\nComin' out of Deadwood Forest, his next big obstacle laid in wait - the dreaded Countertop Ridge! It was a scary, narrow pass that had lots a' loose rocks and dangerous ledges! He climbed all the way up onto the ledge and looked down from the precarious perch..! \n\n[i]Oh god please don't fall dude, I didn't think this through.[/i]\n\n[i]I'm not gonna fa-WOAH![/i]\n\n[i]Ohgod![/i] \n\n[i][giggle!] Made you jump![/i]\n\n[i]You little brat…[/i]\n\nThe bounty hunter crept along the ridge carefully, but he was super sure-footed; he was a squirrel after all! Heights didn't bother him none, an' havin' to step over some loose rocks, or kick ‘em down into the valley below so he could pass, wasn’t no big deal at all. Soon enough he arrived at the cliff that lead up to Refrigerator Peak, and scaled it without any trouble!\n\n[i]Uh…where do I go from here?[/i]\n\n[i]Working on it, dude![/i]\n\nEagle Eye looked out over the vast desert from the top of Refrigerator Peak, and saw one last thing standing between him and the Ice Cream Oasis now…what might surely be his most challenging obstacle yet… The dreaded Rattlesnake Steppe! It was a dangerous and twisting path climb up to the high desert where the Ice Cream Oasis was, and he had to be really, really careful not to get bitten by any rattlesnakes!\n\n[i]Oh no, I hate snakes, Gina![/i]\n\n[i]You got this, dude! Yer a super brave bounty hunter![/i] \n\nAs he climbed up the stairs of Rattlesnake Steppe toward the high desert, he could hear them all around him, rattle-rattle, rattle rattle!\n\n[i][giggle] Are those maracas?[/i]\n\n[i]No, they're rattlesnakes! Stop looking at me, you're supposed to be looking out for snakes![/i]\n\nAs Dex- er, Eagle Eye climbed, suddenly a big fat jiggly wigglesnake wrapped up around his leg and hissed all scary like! Hiss!\n\n[i]Aaaah! It's got me![/i]\n\n[i][giggle!] Don't freak out dude, it's made out of rubber! But he's totally gonna get you if you don't beat him up! - Hey Kevin! Cue![/i]\n\nEagle Eye was a tough and SUPER brave bounty hunter and he grabbed the snake by its stupid squishy wiggly neck and bit the snake before the snake could bite him! Then he wound up and threw the stupid wiggly snake all the way down into the quicksand in Living Room Valley! Yay! \n\n[i]Woo! Nice moves, dude![/i]\n\nOnce he was sure he was safe, he continued up Rattlesnake Steppe, still keeping a watch out for any more snakes that might want to try their stupid luck! As he turned to the next flight of steps he happened across a lone Indian, sprawled out on his back under the shade of a scraggly old tree! He was obviously a member of the Desert Glider tribe, wearing their traditional woven poncho and big feathery headdress, and it looked like he was in real big trouble!\n\n“Hey there pardner!” Eagle Eye said! “You look like yer in a bit of trouble?”\n\nThe Indian strained, obviously hurt! “Big rattlesnake bit Chief Kevin good..! Won't make it without help… Need cow-poke to suck out poison if Chief have any chance to live!” … The sugar glider groaned in a bad and genuinely problematic spaghetti-western Indian accent.\n\nEagle Eye saw how much trouble the Indian was in, and he really wanted to help! He crouched down beside the sugar glider chief and asked, “Awh, I oughta' be able to do that just fine! Show me where ya' got bit, pardner?”\n\nThe bounty hunter looked around as the chief laid out on the stairs and weakly pulled his poncho to the side. The chief was naked underneath - not that that was a surprise, since sugar gliders can't really wear regular clothes, just like Eagle Eye's own flying squirrel cousins. Eagle Eye could instantly see where the chief got bitten though! His… his [i]thingy[/i] was all swollen up and sticking up straight out of its sheath! Eagle Eye gasped quietly as he realized what he was looking at.\n\n“Kevin Chief of Desert Glider Tribe. Eagle Eye help Chief big, Chief make sure safe passage through tribe lands,” the Chief promised, voice still strained. “But if you let Chief die in desert, Desert Glider Tribe will surely attack squirrel on sight!” The sugar glider was rubbing his swollen thingy with a hand as it jutted up from his lap, its bright-pink flesh shiny with slickness.\n\n[i]I-I, uh, I don't know if I wanna play this game anymore…[/i]\n\n[i]Aw, c'mon dude! You don't wanna find the Ice Cream Oasis?[/i]\n\n[i]I do, but… but Derek plays this game and… and he makes it mean.[/i]\n\n[i]Derek's mean because he's a jerk. I'm not gonna be mean, dude, but if you don't wanna' you don't have to…[/i]\n\n[i]You really sure you wanna leave Chief Kevin hanging though, little dude? He's in an awful lot of trouble![/i]\n\n[i]Well, uh…[/i]\n\n[i]Wanna try at least? We can stop if you get scared or don't like it. Promise he tastes good.[/i]\n\n[i][laughing] You'd know, little sis.[/i]\n\n[i]Uh…okay, I'll try.[/i]\n\n[i]There's a big boy. There's an awesome surprise waiting in the oasis too if you stick with it![/i]\n\nEagle Eye was surprised at where the chief got bitten! He wondered, for a second, just how the chief could've gotten bitten by a snake there of all places, but it was obvious the chief was in need! Eagle Eye simply had to help!\n\nThe bounty hunter leaned down as the Indian chief laid back and held himself out. The squirrel sniffed tentatively, it smelled pretty clean but a little musky and like private-parts sweat. It was nowhere near as strong as Derek's, though, which was strong enough to make his eyes water. Chief Kevin was only about half as big, too. Sugar gliders were small like squirrels were, thankfully! Eagle Eye leaned in and timidly put his lips on the side of the sugar glider's swollen member, sucking lightly, but he soon found the chief pressing his swollen member's glans into the bounty hunter's muzzle.\n\nThe Indian chief groaned quietly as he felt the bounty hunter's mouth around the end of his member, and the male sugar glider panted quietly as his legs spread wider. He used his own hand to roll and squeeze his heavy balls while Eagle Eye started to suck hard and try to pull out that snake venom. Eagle Eye struggled a little at first; it tasted funny, but not any worse than Derek's. It helped that Chief Kevin wasn't yanking his head down into his lap and making him choke on it, but the squirrel still gagged a little at the potent male musk and salt he tasted welling up from the chief's throbbing cock. Eagle Eye knew just what to do, though! His muzzle pushed down until his lips kissed the stretched band of Chief Kevin's sheath, making the chief grunt and throb eagerly, as drizzles of salty slickness oozed out onto the squirrel's tongue. The chief rocked his hips and stared down at the bounty hunter, as Eagle Eye started bobbing his head up and down as he sucked hard on the chief's hard member.\n\n“Ah- Chief Kevin need Eagle Eye suck hard him cock, use tongue,” the sugar glider said, struggling not to laugh at himself. “Suck til all poison come squirting out!” he panted. He grasped his own base and stroked with his sheath, as he guided Eagle Eye's suckling muzzle up and down with a gentle grip on the back of the bounty hunter's head. Eagle Eye slurped loudly around the swollen girth of the chief's snake-bitten member as he picked up the pace with the chief's urging.\n\nThe bounty hunter knew how to help with the chief's urging, and worked on the sugar glider's glans with his tongue, suckling hard and eager to get the poison out of the chief! It was a long process of alternating slobbery mouthing at the sugar glider's glans and bobbing his head up and down the teenage Indian chief's shaft. His jaw was starting to get sore after a few minutes, but he kept working, trying to be the big brave rough-and-tumble bounty hunter he was!\n\nChief Kevin panted more and more, before he tensed, groaned out and arched, suddenly. The chief tugged his hand fast up and down on his sheath, stroking his root as his swollen member throbbed and jerked, and Eagle Eye felt the first stream of thick, chlorine-y, musky fluid splash off the roof of his mouth land onto his tongue. He was surprised as something deep down within him was secretly proud that he stuck through and won the game, but as a second shot came, it squirted hard, straight into the back of Eagle Eye's throat. Eagle Eye gagged hard and retched, pulling off of the Chief's snake-bitten member and dribbling the few tablespoons of milky-white poison out of his muzzle and down his chin, all over the sugar glider's balls and thigh.\n\n[i]Oof, gotcha in the throat, didn't he? He does that all the time to me. Cough it up dude, you'll be okay! [giggle] Good job![/i] \n\nAs Eagle Eye lifted off, Chief Kevin took over, stroking himself as he shot three more thick squirts of that slimy white poison onto his stomach, grunting eagerly and huffing out stuttered praise to the bounty hunter.\n\n“Ah! Ngh, ff--g-ngh, good-boy Dex - uh, Eagle Eye! Haa, hff…oh, man, uh…y-you saved me!” the chief panted, still stroking himself as he slumped back across the stairs again. He was still stroking himself as his member started to soften despite the continued stimulation. Eagle Eye secretly hated the fact that he loved the smell of the teenager sugar glider's potent musk, but he still took a second longer than he should have to lift his muzzle from the chief's lap as the sugar glider lazily smeared that messy white stuff back onto his own flesh. The chief continued, still panting, “Look, Chief Kevin swelling already go down…Eagle Eye help him good!”\n\n[i]Holy crap, kid…tell Derek he taught you well. [laugh][/i]\n\nEagle Eye sniffled and rubbed at his eyes with the back of his hand, still feeling a little sick to his stomach from retching along with the lingering taste of slightly-bitter poison that clung to his tongue, but the praise from the Indian chief made him feel a little better. Slowly, he began to realize that he just won one of the hardest trials he'd faced yet, and a smile slowly spread across his face as he swelled with pride.\n\n“Aw, uh, just doin' my duty…so you'll take me to the Ice Cream Oasis now, right?” he asked, with a silly, cheesy western drawl. He didn't even bother clearing up the messy drool of seed and saliva from his chin.\n\n[i]Aww, dude, now you're really getting into it![/i] \n\n“Give Chief Kevin minute,” the chief panted, still stroking himself as he caught his breath. “Big chief give Eagle Eye safe passage, yeah. Join him in Ice Cream Oasis even. Could use cool dip.”\n\n“Okay!” Eagle Eye said, standing up and climbing up the stairs over Chief Kevin. Chief Kevin got up behind him, just as the lights went out and the expanse of the dark hallway stretched before them at the top of Rattlesnake Steppe.\n\n[i]Ahh! I can't see! Ginaaaa![/i]\n\n[i]Relax, dude! You've been walking for a long time, it just got dark out![/i]\n\nThe bounty hunter and Indian chief walked long into the night through the desert, one near exhausted from exposure and thirst, the other due to his harrowing encounter with the rattlesnake. They drug their feet with each step through the dark, soon having to rely on touch alone to navigate the deep canyons under a moonless night sky. They were getting close, they could smell it on the air now - a subtle hint of water, and bubble-bath and even better than that, the delicious smell of mint-chocolate-chip ice cream with brownie bits! As they rounded the corner, they finally saw it…! In the dim night-light moonlight, the Ice Cream Oasis! With its minty bubbles piled high on top of the pool of cool and fresh water..!\n\nThe Indian chief took the lead, pulling his headress and poncho off. He stood by the oasis proudly naked and held a hand out to Eagle Eye.\n\n“Come, join chief in cool life-giving water!” Chief Kevin said, smiling as Eagle Eye stepped closer. The chief helpfully pulled the squirrel cowboy's hat off, and then helped him take his gun belt off too, letting it clunk to the hard stone floor that surrounded the oasis' bubbly, refreshing waters. The chief seemed eager to pull Eagle Eye's briefs down, and Eagle Eye gasped as the Indian chief's hand closed on his little, flaccid member and balls, groping him openly and even playing with his soft weenie!\n\n[i]H-hey! [giggle][/i]\n\n[i][laugh] Sorry, little dude. Couldn't help myself. Nice junk.[/i]\n\n[i]Uh…thanks?[/i]\n\nThe Indian chief picked the naked bounty hunter up! …and put him down into the cool, bubbly waters of the oasis, and Eagle Eye sank all the way down until just his head peeked out of the water! The Chief got in behind him, crowding in… Eagle Eye was shocked to find that in the bubbles, there was a bowl of his favorite ice cream floating toward him!\n\n“There really is ice cream in the oasis!” the bounty hunter gasped, taking the bowl and eagerly scooping up a spoonful of the frozen, creamy treat and sticking it into his mouth. He savored the sweet, creamy, minty-chocolate deliciousness of the treat as it washed away the lingering musky taste on his tongue from the snake poison. Eagle Eye leaned back against the Indian chief's chest, who seat-belted him in close as a figure rose from the bubbles on the other end of the oasis.\n\n[i][giggle] Gina, you're naked too![/i]\n\n[i]What, you want me to take a bath with my clothes on?[/i]\n\n“Who is that?!” Eagle Eye called, looking at the figure that was masked by bubbles! As it moved nearer, the figure came into better view…\n\n“I am Gina Goldentail, the mermaid of Ice Cream Oasis! I was stranded here long, long ago by an evil man who wanted to keep me all to himself..!\" the mermaid said, taking the bowl of ice cream and scooping a bite for herself, and then giving one to the Indian Chief. “I've been so very lonely…it's so nice to have company after all these years alone to share my ice cream with!”\n\n“Oh no…you're stranded here?” Eagle Eye asked as his eyes dropped to the modest breasts of the mermaid, mostly obscured by bubbles.\n\n“I am! I can only swim - I have a fish tail instead of legs, you see, but this little oasis has no way for me to swim out, and there's so much desert beyond its borders! I'd surely perish!” she feigned, feeding Eagle Eye another bite of ice cream. “If only there was a strong, brave man who could help me get my legs..!”\n\n“How do you get your legs?” Eagle Eye wondered. He squirmed a little bit as Chief Kevin groped him some more, playing with the little furry pouch of his balls under the water.\n\n“Well, I've been cursed. I'll never grow legs until a boy shares his love with me in a way that only a boy can..!” the mermaid explained, feeding the Indian chief another bite of ice cream as the Indian chief kept playing between the squirrel's legs, grappling the boy's uncut little member and rhythmically squeezing it under the water. \n\n[i][giggle] What does that even mean?[/i]\n\n[i]Stick with it, dude! You'll find out soon enough![/i]\n\nThe bounty hunter looked to Gina Goldentail as he started to realize, a blush forming in his cheeks. “Y-you mean…?”\n\n“Yes, I need a boy to make love with me, even though I have weird fish parts!” the mermaid said with a little giggle, that the Indian chief couldn't help but echo. “Would you help me, please, Eagle Eye? Everyone knows you're the rootin' tootin'est cowboy bounty hunter this side of the Grand Canyon..! If anyone can get me my legs, it'd be you!\"\n\nUnsure, Eagle Eye looked between the mermaid and the Indian chief. The chief smiled and kept playing with Eagle Eye's firming boyhood, wiggling it under the water and giving little squeezes to its stiff length.\n\n“Chief Kevin still sore from snake bite. Big strong cowboy squirrel need make baby with fish lady,” the bigger sugar glider said, flashing a grin at the mermaid as he said so. “Him boner strong, big plums. Funny sheath though,” the chief observed as Eagle Eye felt the sugar glider's fingers pull his foreskin back, and then up again. Eagle Eye squirmed; it felt funny but also kind of exciting and new. Gina Goldentail bit her lip after a few long moments of the cowboy's uncertainty, and moved toward him.\n\n“It's okay if you're nervous, Eagle Eye! Even the most brave bounty hunters and cowboys can be a little afraid sometimes!” the mermaid said, giggling quietly. “Wan' me to help ya' get started?” she asked, squeezing closer to the Chief and Eagle Eye under the bubbly water.\n\n“Awh, uh…” Eagle Eye stammered, as the mermaid cuddled into his lap, and the Chief's fingers under the water rubbed his very privatest part. “I ain't scared,” he said, putting on his biggest, bravest face!\n\n“Well, if you ain't scared,” the mermaid giggled, “Why don'cha show me what you got, cowboy?”\n\n[i]Uh…w-what's that mean?[/i]\n\n[i][giggle] We can show you if you don't know what to do. Just gotta' ask for help, dude.[/i]\n\n“Well, uh, why don't ya' show me how ta' help?” Eagle Eye said, blushing as the mermaid squeezed him back toward the Chief's lap. The Chief's thingy was big and hard again against his back, but Eagle Eye didn't think it was because it got bit by a snake this time. The Chief was tugging on his boner now, and as the mermaid squeezed in closer, the Chief pushed it up against something really puffy and warm and wiggled it around! It felt really funny, but good too. When Gina Goldentail pushed forward though, he slipped into someplace much, much warmer and fleshy and slippery. It was so squeezy and snug that it made his foreskin roll back all the way and the most sensitive part of his thingy slid flesh-to-flesh inside her until the mermaid was snuggled all the way down into his lap, hiding his whole hard thingy!\n\n[i][gasp!] A-ah, G-Gina, is it s-sposed to feel so funny?\"[/i]\n\n[i][giggle!] Yeah, dude. Awesome, isn't it?[/i]\n\n[i][laugh] Just wait, dude.[/i]\n\n “What a big brave bounty hunter, ah!” the mermaid gasped, squeezing Eagle Eye tight inside her. Eagle Eye couldn't help but squirm back against the Chief as she took the place of the other sugar glider's hand, holding him so very tight in such a warm and wet place. She didn't move much, but when she did, electric jolts of shivery energy shot through his belly and made him squeak. The Chief was rubbing his hands all over Eagle Eye's body now, ruffling up his fur under the water and scrubbing into it with his blunted claws.\n\n“J-just bein' a good guy, miss,” Eagle Eye mumbled, for some reason having trouble forming full words as the mermaid began to move against him and squirm back and forth, making his thingy slip back and forth through that slippery warmth again and again. The sensation was almost too much, his thingy was so hard it ached but he wanted to keep playing really bad, now, it felt funny in a sort of good way that he was starting to really like!\n\n“Oh, Eagle Eye! You're the best guy,” the mermaid swooned, dreamily panting as she worked herself in Eagle Eye's lap, rubbing her hands over his ears and cheeks. Chief Kevin pulled the bounty hunter's hands up and pushed them against the mermaid's chest, sinking his fingers into the supple flesh of her barely-there breasts. Eagle Eye couldn't help but marvel at the warmth and softness of her fur, and at the way her nipples poked his palms as he rested his hands there under the direction of the Indian Chief.\n\nSomehow, the mermaid was getting even more slippery inside. The feeling made Eagle Eye shudder and gasp, and eventually he leaned his head back against Chief Kevin's chest as the mermaid worked him back and forth, slicking herself over him again and again under the bathwater. The bounty hunter couldn't help but whimper, the sensations getting stronger and stronger. Gina Goldentail whimpered into his ear.\n\n“Ah, t-that's it, ha! I - I can feel it, sweetie, keep goin', you're gonna' give me my legs,” her breathy voice puffed into his ear, and Eagle Eye whimpered a little.\n\n“I-I think I gotta pee,” the bounty hunter mumbled, fingers digging in against the mermaid's breasts a little more firmly.\n\n[i]A-ah…G-Gina, wait![/i]\n\n[i][pant, pant] N-no chance, hottie! Ah, ohgosh![/i]\n\nThe gray squirrel's tail shook under the water. Chief Kevin held him, rubbing low on his belly, down near the bottom of his thingy as the mermaid whimpered atop him and shoved hard into his lap with a squeak! Eagle Eye couldn't help what happened next, it all happened by itself! His thing started to throb and tense and flex hard inside the mermaid and squirted something out, over and over he could feel it rushing up through him! The mermaid squealed with a noise that sounded like surprise, but then kissed him hard right on the lips, and even pushed her tongue into his mouth! \n\n[i][glk!] Mmph![/i]\n\nChief Kevin slid his fingers down lower and rubbed the squirrel bounty hunter's furry balls as he kept throbbing and throbbing inside the mermaid, and magically, she grew her legs! They snuggled up tight beside Eagle Eye's hips as she sat in his lap and kissed him hard, before popping off and sticking her hand down under the water to play with herself, still sat on the bounty hunter's twitching thingy, still really hard but extra sensitive now! The continued teasing and squeezes around him made his thing jolt like electric bolts were running through it as the mermaid whimpered into his ear and gasped, shuddering her hips atop his lap as he felt several strong, fluttering contractions around him followed by a whole bunch of trembling and shivery aftershock sensations! All the stimulation made his eyes cross and jaw clench and all his muscles to tense up as the Chief held him tight..! \n\n[i][squeak!] Aaaaa! S-stopstopstopstop, too much, ha-aaagh-ah, nn-nnh![/i]\n\n[i]Relax, relax dude, you'll be okay! [laugh][/i]\n\n[i][hff, hff!] It'sokay, ha, it'sokay Dex, almostdone, hfff, you did so good buddy, you're such a good boy![/i] \n\nEagle Eye felt like he was about to explode from all the intense feelings, but finally, bless ‘er, the mermaid started to relax and just squeezed in tight to his lap and kissed his forehead, holding his head against her chest. Then she started makin’ out with Chief Kevin for a little while as Eagle Eye caught his breath and shivered and shook it all out between ‘em, with his face snuggled in against the sugar-glider mermaid’s chest.\n\nFor a long few moments, it was just like that. The quiet of three bodies pantin' there in the dim nightlight-light of the moon, cuddled up close in that oasis. ‘til one brave little bounty hunter’s voice finally spoke up in the dark as Gina Goldentail and Chief Kevin kept kissing.\n\n[i]Uh…is there any ice cream left?[/i]\n\n[i][giggle] I think so, if we didn't knock the bowl over. Oh, there it is - thanks Kev![/i]\n\n[i]Yesss! Uh…[/i] \n\n[i]What's up, dude?[/i]\n\n[i]Um… Y-your thing's poking me in the back, Kevin.[/i]\n\n[i][laugh] Yeah, cuz' you and Gina gave me a real good show.[/i]\n\n[i][giggle] Here ya' go, Dex. Down the hatch! - C'mon, Kev. You're the one that taught me to play pretend. You got any bedtime games we could play?[/i]\n\n[i][laugh] Oh yeah, I think I could come up with something…[/i]\n\n[i][gulp] But my thingy's kinda sore…[/i]\n\n[i][laugh] Then maybe you can help me on an adventure little dude.[/i]\n\nCaptain Dexter Spinnaker was the best sailor in all the Caribbean. He shipped super valuable stuff all over the place, and won races, and even outsmarted pirates from time to time, when they were dumb enough to mess with him! But none of that mattered right now, because he was adrift in the bubblebath sea after a big storm, along with his right hand man, Kevin The Cutlass and his quartermaster Gina Goldpenny! As they clung together on a floating ice cream bowl, they spotted land, way, way off in the distance!\n\n“By gosh,” Gina Goldpenny called out, “It's Bedtime Atoll! But I thought it was just a legend!”\n\n“Aye!” said The Cutlass, “Cap'n, it might be good for us to swim ashore n' try rebuildin' our own society, startin' with makin' babies!”\n\n[i][giggle!] KEVIN! You dork, that's too easy and you KNOW it, stop cheating![/i]\n\n[i][giggle!] Yeah, I don't wanna go to Bedtime Atoll! I wanna keep playing games![/i]\n\n[i][laugh] Aaah! No need to hit me, jeez! Okay, okay..![/i]\n\n[b]-END-[/b]", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Content Warning: Implied incest, overstimulation, cub (4m), tween (12f), teen (15m), problematic depiction of a fictional-in-fiction native American, slight coercion, grooming, when the hell did the bath get run?!

Before the Fall
“Eagle Eye's Ice Cream Oasis” feat. Dexter [StupidSquirrel]

by beforethefall [Inkbunny]

Gina laughed as the squirrel boy she'd chased down the hallway effortlessly scaled the stone fireplace in her parents' upper-middle-class suburban home without even breaking the stride of his run, seemingly.

“Come back here, you little squirt!” Gina playfully shouted from the ground, staring up in disbelief as the squirrel scaled the stone chimney all the way to the 16-foot ceiling.

“I don't wanna take a bath!" Dexter complained from his high vantage point. The little gray squirrel was about four years old, dressed in a light-blue t-shirt and his Rocky the Flying Squirrel-print underwear. His long hair was pulled back in a ponytail with a scrunchie that Gina had gifted him because it matched his emerald-green eyes.

“Aw, c'mon! I promise it'll be fun, dude!" Gina plead, desperately unsure of how she was going to get the unruly little squirrel down from his figurative tree.

“No way! I wanna keep playing games!” the squirrel retorted. Gina thought quick.

“One sec, dude!” she ran off to her big brother's bedroom to whisper something, then to her own before coming back with a wide-brimmed cowboy hat, a gun belt with a holster and plastic cap gun, and a laundry basket filled with secret props, covered up with a big green plaid blanket. She threw the hat to Dexter, who effortlessly caught it as well as the gun belt, still sure-footedly clinging to the upper reaches of the stone fireplace. “Put these on!”

“Uh…okay!”

Bein' an old west bounty hunter just ain't quite so glamorous as it might seem ta' be. Sure, there's plenty a' darin' and crafty moves an' exciting gunfights, but at the end of the day, it's just a job like any other out here in the Wild West. Ya' had yer good days and yer bad.

Today was a bad one.

Dexter “Eagle Eye” Winchester was in a whole heap of trouble. The gray squirrel bounty hunter was chasin' a bounty, a good fer nothin' varmint that went by Snakey Jake all the way to the gold-mining town called Devil's Rest, wayyyy out on the other side of the desert. It was goin' smooth at first, but then his horse went and got spooked on the trail, and bucked him and ran off two days ago! So much for that bounty…he was gonna' have to pick the trail back up once he got to Devil's Rest, if he could make it there..!

Aw, is the horse okay?

Yeah, dude, the horse is fine, don't worry! Now…where was I? Oh, right!

Eagle Eye had been walkin' all alone through the desert carryin' what little bit of food and water that he had, but all his camp gear and everythin' was still in the horse's saddlebags. There was still a hundred miles to the town. A hundred miles of sweltering heat and dry sand and dust and scorpions and rattlesnakes, even, dang it! It wasn't lookin' too good for our hero, he'd done run out of water yesterday and he was so, so very hot and hungry and thirsty, now…! He had to find water while he still had th' strength to walk! So, he climbed up really, really high on a mesa and looked out across the desert…

What's a mesa?

It's like a big mountain with a flat top! Like in the old wild west movies.

Oh! I know those, yeah! [giggle]

Now, Eagle Eye had some pretty great vision, he could see really, really far! That's why he had that nickname, you know? So - he looked way way out all around the desert and eventually he spotted, way out on the horizon, the littlest patch of minty-green in the ocean of dry desert sand and cactuses!

An oasis!

You got that right, dude! But not just any oasis…

Eagle Eye just couldn't believe his eyes. It was a real life ICE-CREAM OASIS! And it looked like it was his favorite flavor even, Mint Chocolate Chip!

[gasp] With brownie chunks?!

You know it, dude!

It was probably a whole day's walk away still, but a lot closer than Devil's Rest! He could see from way up high that it was a long and dangerous trail. There's a lot of scary stuff out in the desert, not just the heat and sun and lack of water! He knew there was going to be some trials ahead… But he had to at least try, or else he was surely done for!

So Eagle Eye climbed down from his super high lookout and walked all the way to the oasis!

Woah, dude! Slow down, we'll get there soon enough! [giggle]

Sorry Gina. [giggle]

So Eagle Eye climbed down from his super high lookout and started walking to the oasis! The sand was really hot on his paws but he was able to hop and dance from shadow to shadow to keep from burning his feet! He'd gotten pretty good at this over the last couple days. So he walked and walked and walked, until…

He came across the first big obstacle..! Couch Canyon! It was the scariest part of Living Room Valley, because down at the bottom it was ALL QUICKSAND, so he had to figure out how to get out of Living Room Valley without ever touching the carpet - er, quicksand!

[giggle] That's too easy.

Just you wait, nerd! We gotta start somewhere.

Eagle Eye started with a jump from the fireplace to the couch first! He landed on the armrest and then walked across the couch, then over the end table and leaped across the gap and onto the loveseat, landing with a big ‘oomph’! It was a little trickier when he got there, and he had to really look over his options, ‘fore he settled on his plan. Carefully, he climbed up onta’ the back of Loveseat Ridge and hooked his fingers on the coat closet trim, climbin' along using the narrow handholds and standin' on the knob before he could make a final leap onto the safety of the tile - er stone floor of Kitchen Flats!

How do you make that look so easy, dude?

I'm a squirrel, duh!

Well, yeah, but still! Hang on a second I gotta get the next part ready!

There in Kitchen Flats, Dexter found a whole new obstacle waitin' for him!

You mean Eagle Eye, right?

Oh, yeah, sorry, Eagle Eye!

He found the twisted and gnarled branches and roots of the old petrified forest known only as Deadwood Forest! He'd have to figure out how to squeeze through n' navigate all th' twisted branches even as the ole' thorny bushes scratched and scraped and caught on ‘is clothes.. So he got down on his hands n’ knees an' started climbin' under all the big mess a' branches an' trees until…

Ahh, I'm stuck! [giggle]

Yeah you are, dude! Really stuck! Better figure out how to get outta' this!

His shirt got caught real good on one of those branches, threatenin' to trap him here in the tangle of old deadwood juss' like that! He thought and struggled, and tried to get free but that nasty ‘ole tree just wouldn't let go!

Uhhh…

As he was thinkin' through it though, he heard a particular kinda' scrabblin' and scurryin' underneath. A nasty sorta' scrabblin' that made ‘im look down, where he saw a bunch a’ ugly nasty scorpions crawlin' up th' old dead trees to GET 'im!

“Aaaah! Go away, stupid scorpions!” Eagle Eye shouted! He pulled and tugged at his caught shirt, before he figured out that he could juss' back right up outta' it and leave it behind, just as the scorpions piled onto him! He batted and swatted them all away - and screamed a little! - and scampered through the twisted branches to safety on the other end of Deadwood Forest. Eagle Eye bravely continued on in juss' his undies, lettin' the whole world see that sexy bounty hunter man in his briefs an' briefs alone.

[giggle!] Don't be weird, Gina.

I'm not being weird! You're a hottie, dude! [giggle] Here, you forgot your hat in Deadwood Forest. A cowboy never forgets his hat!

Oh, thanks!

Comin' out of Deadwood Forest, his next big obstacle laid in wait - the dreaded Countertop Ridge! It was a scary, narrow pass that had lots a' loose rocks and dangerous ledges! He climbed all the way up onto the ledge and looked down from the precarious perch..!

Oh god please don't fall dude, I didn't think this through.

I'm not gonna fa-WOAH!

Ohgod!

[giggle!] Made you jump!

You little brat…

The bounty hunter crept along the ridge carefully, but he was super sure-footed; he was a squirrel after all! Heights didn't bother him none, an' havin' to step over some loose rocks, or kick ‘em down into the valley below so he could pass, wasn’t no big deal at all. Soon enough he arrived at the cliff that lead up to Refrigerator Peak, and scaled it without any trouble!

Uh…where do I go from here?

Working on it, dude!

Eagle Eye looked out over the vast desert from the top of Refrigerator Peak, and saw one last thing standing between him and the Ice Cream Oasis now…what might surely be his most challenging obstacle yet… The dreaded Rattlesnake Steppe! It was a dangerous and twisting path climb up to the high desert where the Ice Cream Oasis was, and he had to be really, really careful not to get bitten by any rattlesnakes!

Oh no, I hate snakes, Gina!

You got this, dude! Yer a super brave bounty hunter!

As he climbed up the stairs of Rattlesnake Steppe toward the high desert, he could hear them all around him, rattle-rattle, rattle rattle!

[giggle] Are those maracas?

No, they're rattlesnakes! Stop looking at me, you're supposed to be looking out for snakes!

As Dex- er, Eagle Eye climbed, suddenly a big fat jiggly wigglesnake wrapped up around his leg and hissed all scary like! Hiss!

Aaaah! It's got me!

[giggle!] Don't freak out dude, it's made out of rubber! But he's totally gonna get you if you don't beat him up! - Hey Kevin! Cue!

Eagle Eye was a tough and SUPER brave bounty hunter and he grabbed the snake by its stupid squishy wiggly neck and bit the snake before the snake could bite him! Then he wound up and threw the stupid wiggly snake all the way down into the quicksand in Living Room Valley! Yay!

Woo! Nice moves, dude!

Once he was sure he was safe, he continued up Rattlesnake Steppe, still keeping a watch out for any more snakes that might want to try their stupid luck! As he turned to the next flight of steps he happened across a lone Indian, sprawled out on his back under the shade of a scraggly old tree! He was obviously a member of the Desert Glider tribe, wearing their traditional woven poncho and big feathery headdress, and it looked like he was in real big trouble!

“Hey there pardner!” Eagle Eye said! “You look like yer in a bit of trouble?”

The Indian strained, obviously hurt! “Big rattlesnake bit Chief Kevin good..! Won't make it without help… Need cow-poke to suck out poison if Chief have any chance to live!” … The sugar glider groaned in a bad and genuinely problematic spaghetti-western Indian accent.

Eagle Eye saw how much trouble the Indian was in, and he really wanted to help! He crouched down beside the sugar glider chief and asked, “Awh, I oughta' be able to do that just fine! Show me where ya' got bit, pardner?”

The bounty hunter looked around as the chief laid out on the stairs and weakly pulled his poncho to the side. The chief was naked underneath - not that that was a surprise, since sugar gliders can't really wear regular clothes, just like Eagle Eye's own flying squirrel cousins. Eagle Eye could instantly see where the chief got bitten though! His… his thingy was all swollen up and sticking up straight out of its sheath! Eagle Eye gasped quietly as he realized what he was looking at.

“Kevin Chief of Desert Glider Tribe. Eagle Eye help Chief big, Chief make sure safe passage through tribe lands,” the Chief promised, voice still strained. “But if you let Chief die in desert, Desert Glider Tribe will surely attack squirrel on sight!” The sugar glider was rubbing his swollen thingy with a hand as it jutted up from his lap, its bright-pink flesh shiny with slickness.

I-I, uh, I don't know if I wanna play this game anymore…

Aw, c'mon dude! You don't wanna find the Ice Cream Oasis?

I do, but… but Derek plays this game and… and he makes it mean.

Derek's mean because he's a jerk. I'm not gonna be mean, dude, but if you don't wanna' you don't have to…

You really sure you wanna leave Chief Kevin hanging though, little dude? He's in an awful lot of trouble!

Well, uh…

Wanna try at least? We can stop if you get scared or don't like it. Promise he tastes good.

[laughing] You'd know, little sis.

Uh…okay, I'll try.

There's a big boy. There's an awesome surprise waiting in the oasis too if you stick with it!

Eagle Eye was surprised at where the chief got bitten! He wondered, for a second, just how the chief could've gotten bitten by a snake there of all places, but it was obvious the chief was in need! Eagle Eye simply had to help!

The bounty hunter leaned down as the Indian chief laid back and held himself out. The squirrel sniffed tentatively, it smelled pretty clean but a little musky and like private-parts sweat. It was nowhere near as strong as Derek's, though, which was strong enough to make his eyes water. Chief Kevin was only about half as big, too. Sugar gliders were small like squirrels were, thankfully! Eagle Eye leaned in and timidly put his lips on the side of the sugar glider's swollen member, sucking lightly, but he soon found the chief pressing his swollen member's glans into the bounty hunter's muzzle.

The Indian chief groaned quietly as he felt the bounty hunter's mouth around the end of his member, and the male sugar glider panted quietly as his legs spread wider. He used his own hand to roll and squeeze his heavy balls while Eagle Eye started to suck hard and try to pull out that snake venom. Eagle Eye struggled a little at first; it tasted funny, but not any worse than Derek's. It helped that Chief Kevin wasn't yanking his head down into his lap and making him choke on it, but the squirrel still gagged a little at the potent male musk and salt he tasted welling up from the chief's throbbing cock. Eagle Eye knew just what to do, though! His muzzle pushed down until his lips kissed the stretched band of Chief Kevin's sheath, making the chief grunt and throb eagerly, as drizzles of salty slickness oozed out onto the squirrel's tongue. The chief rocked his hips and stared down at the bounty hunter, as Eagle Eye started bobbing his head up and down as he sucked hard on the chief's hard member.

“Ah- Chief Kevin need Eagle Eye suck hard him cock, use tongue,” the sugar glider said, struggling not to laugh at himself. “Suck til all poison come squirting out!” he panted. He grasped his own base and stroked with his sheath, as he guided Eagle Eye's suckling muzzle up and down with a gentle grip on the back of the bounty hunter's head. Eagle Eye slurped loudly around the swollen girth of the chief's snake-bitten member as he picked up the pace with the chief's urging.

The bounty hunter knew how to help with the chief's urging, and worked on the sugar glider's glans with his tongue, suckling hard and eager to get the poison out of the chief! It was a long process of alternating slobbery mouthing at the sugar glider's glans and bobbing his head up and down the teenage Indian chief's shaft. His jaw was starting to get sore after a few minutes, but he kept working, trying to be the big brave rough-and-tumble bounty hunter he was!

Chief Kevin panted more and more, before he tensed, groaned out and arched, suddenly. The chief tugged his hand fast up and down on his sheath, stroking his root as his swollen member throbbed and jerked, and Eagle Eye felt the first stream of thick, chlorine-y, musky fluid splash off the roof of his mouth land onto his tongue. He was surprised as something deep down within him was secretly proud that he stuck through and won the game, but as a second shot came, it squirted hard, straight into the back of Eagle Eye's throat. Eagle Eye gagged hard and retched, pulling off of the Chief's snake-bitten member and dribbling the few tablespoons of milky-white poison out of his muzzle and down his chin, all over the sugar glider's balls and thigh.

Oof, gotcha in the throat, didn't he? He does that all the time to me. Cough it up dude, you'll be okay! [giggle] Good job!

As Eagle Eye lifted off, Chief Kevin took over, stroking himself as he shot three more thick squirts of that slimy white poison onto his stomach, grunting eagerly and huffing out stuttered praise to the bounty hunter.

“Ah! Ngh, ff--g-ngh, good-boy Dex - uh, Eagle Eye! Haa, hff…oh, man, uh…y-you saved me!” the chief panted, still stroking himself as he slumped back across the stairs again. He was still stroking himself as his member started to soften despite the continued stimulation. Eagle Eye secretly hated the fact that he loved the smell of the teenager sugar glider's potent musk, but he still took a second longer than he should have to lift his muzzle from the chief's lap as the sugar glider lazily smeared that messy white stuff back onto his own flesh. The chief continued, still panting, “Look, Chief Kevin swelling already go down…Eagle Eye help him good!”

Holy crap, kid…tell Derek he taught you well. [laugh]

Eagle Eye sniffled and rubbed at his eyes with the back of his hand, still feeling a little sick to his stomach from retching along with the lingering taste of slightly-bitter poison that clung to his tongue, but the praise from the Indian chief made him feel a little better. Slowly, he began to realize that he just won one of the hardest trials he'd faced yet, and a smile slowly spread across his face as he swelled with pride.

“Aw, uh, just doin' my duty…so you'll take me to the Ice Cream Oasis now, right?” he asked, with a silly, cheesy western drawl. He didn't even bother clearing up the messy drool of seed and saliva from his chin.

Aww, dude, now you're really getting into it!

“Give Chief Kevin minute,” the chief panted, still stroking himself as he caught his breath. “Big chief give Eagle Eye safe passage, yeah. Join him in Ice Cream Oasis even. Could use cool dip.”

“Okay!” Eagle Eye said, standing up and climbing up the stairs over Chief Kevin. Chief Kevin got up behind him, just as the lights went out and the expanse of the dark hallway stretched before them at the top of Rattlesnake Steppe.

Ahh! I can't see! Ginaaaa!

Relax, dude! You've been walking for a long time, it just got dark out!

The bounty hunter and Indian chief walked long into the night through the desert, one near exhausted from exposure and thirst, the other due to his harrowing encounter with the rattlesnake. They drug their feet with each step through the dark, soon having to rely  on touch alone to navigate the deep canyons under a moonless night sky. They were getting close, they could smell it on the air now - a subtle hint of water, and bubble-bath and even better than that, the delicious smell of mint-chocolate-chip ice cream with brownie bits! As they rounded the corner, they finally saw it…! In the dim night-light moonlight, the Ice Cream Oasis! With its minty bubbles piled high on top of the pool of cool and fresh water..!

The Indian chief took the lead, pulling his headress and poncho off. He stood by the oasis proudly naked and held a hand out to Eagle Eye.

“Come, join chief in cool life-giving water!” Chief Kevin said, smiling as Eagle Eye stepped closer. The chief helpfully pulled the squirrel cowboy's hat off, and then helped him take his gun belt off too, letting it clunk to the hard stone floor that surrounded the oasis' bubbly, refreshing waters. The chief seemed eager to pull Eagle Eye's briefs down, and Eagle Eye gasped as the Indian chief's hand closed on his little, flaccid member and balls, groping him openly and even playing with his soft weenie!

H-hey!  [giggle]

[laugh] Sorry, little dude. Couldn't help myself. Nice junk.

Uh…thanks?

The Indian chief picked the naked bounty hunter up! …and put him down into the cool, bubbly waters of the oasis, and Eagle Eye sank all the way down until just his head peeked out of the water! The Chief got in behind him, crowding in… Eagle Eye was shocked to find that in the bubbles, there was a bowl of his favorite ice cream floating toward him!

“There really is ice cream in the oasis!” the bounty hunter gasped, taking the bowl and eagerly scooping up a spoonful of the frozen, creamy treat and sticking it into his mouth. He savored the sweet, creamy, minty-chocolate deliciousness of the treat as it washed away the lingering musky taste on his tongue from the snake poison. Eagle Eye leaned back against the Indian chief's chest, who seat-belted him in close as a figure rose from the bubbles on the other end of the oasis.

[giggle] Gina, you're naked too!

What, you want me to take a bath with my clothes on?

“Who is that?!” Eagle Eye called, looking at the figure that was masked by bubbles! As it moved nearer, the figure came into better view…

“I am Gina Goldentail, the mermaid of Ice Cream Oasis! I was stranded here long, long ago by an evil man who wanted to keep me all to himself..!" the mermaid said, taking the bowl of ice cream and scooping a bite for herself, and then giving one to the Indian Chief. “I've been so very lonely…it's so nice to have company after all these years alone to share my ice cream with!”

“Oh no…you're stranded here?” Eagle Eye asked as his eyes dropped to the modest breasts of the mermaid, mostly obscured by bubbles.

“I am! I can only swim - I have a fish tail instead of legs, you see, but this little oasis has no way for me to swim out, and there's so much desert beyond its borders! I'd surely perish!” she feigned, feeding Eagle Eye another bite of ice cream. “If only there was a strong, brave man who could help me get my legs..!”

“How do you get your legs?” Eagle Eye wondered. He squirmed a little bit as Chief Kevin groped him some more, playing with the little furry pouch of his balls under the water.

“Well, I've been cursed. I'll never grow legs until a boy shares his love with me in a way that only a boy can..!” the mermaid explained, feeding the Indian chief another bite of ice cream as the Indian chief kept playing between the squirrel's legs, grappling the boy's uncut little member and rhythmically squeezing it under the water.

[giggle] What does that even mean?

Stick with it, dude! You'll find out soon enough!

The bounty hunter looked to Gina Goldentail as he started to realize, a blush forming in his cheeks. “Y-you mean…?”

“Yes, I need a boy to make love with me, even though I have weird fish parts!” the mermaid said with a little giggle, that the Indian chief couldn't help but echo. “Would you help me, please, Eagle Eye? Everyone knows you're the rootin' tootin'est cowboy bounty hunter this side of the Grand Canyon..! If anyone can get me my legs, it'd be you!"

Unsure, Eagle Eye looked between the mermaid and the Indian chief. The chief smiled and kept playing with Eagle Eye's firming boyhood, wiggling it under the water and giving little squeezes to its stiff length.

“Chief Kevin still sore from snake bite. Big strong cowboy squirrel need make baby with fish lady,” the bigger sugar glider said, flashing a grin at the mermaid as he said so. “Him boner strong, big plums. Funny sheath though,” the chief observed as Eagle Eye felt the sugar glider's fingers pull his foreskin back, and then up again. Eagle Eye squirmed; it felt funny but also kind of exciting and new. Gina Goldentail bit her lip after a few long moments of the cowboy's uncertainty, and moved toward him.

“It's okay if you're nervous, Eagle Eye! Even the most brave bounty hunters and cowboys can be a little afraid sometimes!” the mermaid said, giggling quietly. “Wan' me to help ya' get started?” she asked, squeezing closer to the Chief and Eagle Eye under the bubbly water.

“Awh, uh…” Eagle Eye stammered, as the mermaid cuddled into his lap, and the Chief's fingers under the water rubbed his very privatest part. “I ain't scared,” he said, putting on his biggest, bravest face!

“Well, if you ain't scared,” the mermaid giggled, “Why don'cha show me what you got, cowboy?”

Uh…w-what's that mean?

[giggle] We can show you if you don't know what to do. Just gotta' ask for help, dude.

“Well, uh, why don't ya' show me how ta' help?” Eagle Eye said, blushing as the mermaid squeezed him back toward the Chief's lap. The Chief's thingy was big and hard again against his back, but Eagle Eye didn't think it was because it got bit by a snake this time. The Chief was tugging on his boner now, and as the mermaid squeezed in closer, the Chief pushed it up against something really puffy and warm and wiggled it around! It felt really funny, but good too. When Gina Goldentail pushed forward though, he slipped into someplace much, much warmer and fleshy and slippery. It was so squeezy and snug that it made his foreskin roll back all the way and the most sensitive part of his thingy slid flesh-to-flesh inside her until the mermaid was snuggled all the way down into his lap, hiding his whole hard thingy!

[gasp!] A-ah, G-Gina, is it s-sposed to feel so funny?"

[giggle!] Yeah, dude. Awesome, isn't it?

[laugh] Just wait, dude.

 “What a big brave bounty hunter, ah!” the mermaid gasped, squeezing Eagle Eye tight inside her. Eagle Eye couldn't help but squirm back against the Chief as she took the place of the other sugar glider's hand, holding him so very tight in such a warm and wet place. She didn't move much, but when she did, electric jolts of shivery energy shot through his belly and made him squeak. The Chief was rubbing his hands all over Eagle Eye's body now, ruffling up his fur under the water and scrubbing into it with his blunted claws.

“J-just bein' a good guy, miss,” Eagle Eye mumbled, for some reason having trouble forming full words as the mermaid began to move against him and squirm back and forth, making his thingy slip back and forth through that slippery warmth again and again. The sensation was almost too much, his thingy was so hard it ached but he wanted to keep playing really bad, now, it felt funny in a sort of good way that he was starting to really like!

“Oh, Eagle Eye! You're the best guy,” the mermaid swooned, dreamily panting as she worked herself in Eagle Eye's lap, rubbing her hands over his ears and cheeks. Chief Kevin pulled the bounty hunter's hands up and pushed them against the mermaid's chest, sinking his fingers into the supple flesh of her barely-there breasts. Eagle Eye couldn't help but marvel at the warmth and softness of her fur, and at the way her nipples poked his palms as he rested his hands there under the direction of the Indian Chief.

Somehow, the mermaid was getting even more slippery inside. The feeling made Eagle Eye shudder and gasp, and eventually he leaned his head back against Chief Kevin's chest as the mermaid worked him back and forth, slicking herself over him again and again under the bathwater. The bounty hunter couldn't help but whimper, the sensations getting stronger and stronger. Gina Goldentail whimpered into his ear.

“Ah, t-that's it, ha! I - I can feel it, sweetie, keep goin', you're gonna' give me my legs,” her breathy voice puffed into his ear, and Eagle Eye whimpered a little.

“I-I think I gotta pee,” the bounty hunter mumbled, fingers digging in against the mermaid's breasts a little more firmly.

A-ah…G-Gina, wait!

[pant, pant] N-no chance, hottie! Ah, ohgosh!

The gray squirrel's tail shook under the water. Chief Kevin held him, rubbing low on his belly, down near the bottom of his thingy as the mermaid whimpered atop him and shoved hard into his lap with a squeak! Eagle Eye couldn't help what happened next, it all happened by itself! His thing started to throb and tense and flex hard inside the mermaid and squirted something out, over and over he could feel it rushing up through him! The mermaid squealed with a noise that sounded like surprise, but then kissed him hard right on the lips, and even pushed her tongue into his mouth!

[glk!] Mmph!

Chief Kevin slid his fingers down lower and rubbed the squirrel bounty hunter's furry balls as he kept throbbing and throbbing inside the mermaid, and magically, she grew her legs! They snuggled up tight beside Eagle Eye's hips as she sat in his lap and kissed him hard, before popping off and sticking her hand down under the water to play with herself, still sat on the bounty hunter's twitching thingy, still really hard but extra sensitive now! The continued teasing and squeezes around him made his thing jolt like electric bolts were running through it as the mermaid whimpered into his ear and gasped, shuddering her hips atop his lap as he felt several strong, fluttering contractions around him followed by a whole bunch of trembling and shivery aftershock sensations! All the stimulation made his eyes cross and jaw clench and all his muscles to tense up as the Chief held him tight..!

[squeak!] Aaaaa! S-stopstopstopstop, too much, ha-aaagh-ah, nn-nnh!

Relax, relax dude, you'll be okay! [laugh]

[hff, hff!] It'sokay, ha, it'sokay Dex, almostdone, hfff, you did so good buddy, you're such a good boy!

Eagle Eye felt like he was about to explode from all the intense feelings, but finally, bless ‘er, the mermaid started to relax and just squeezed in tight to his lap and kissed his forehead, holding his head against her chest. Then she started makin’ out with Chief Kevin for a little while as Eagle Eye caught his breath and shivered and shook it all out between ‘em, with his face snuggled in against the sugar-glider mermaid’s chest.

For a long few moments, it was just like that. The quiet of three bodies pantin' there in the dim nightlight-light of the moon, cuddled up close in that oasis. ‘til one brave little bounty hunter’s voice finally spoke up in the dark as Gina Goldentail and Chief Kevin kept kissing.

Uh…is there any ice cream left?

[giggle] I think so, if we didn't knock the bowl over. Oh, there it is - thanks Kev!

Yesss! Uh…

What's up, dude?

Um… Y-your thing's poking me in the back, Kevin.

[laugh] Yeah, cuz' you and Gina gave me a real good show.

[giggle] Here ya' go, Dex. Down the hatch! - C'mon, Kev. You're the one that taught me to play pretend. You got any bedtime games we could play?

[laugh] Oh yeah, I think I could come up with something…

[gulp] But my thingy's kinda sore…

[laugh] Then maybe you can help me on an adventure little dude.

Captain Dexter Spinnaker was the best sailor in all the Caribbean. He shipped super valuable stuff all over the place, and won races, and even outsmarted pirates from time to time, when they were dumb enough to mess with him! But none of that mattered right now, because he was adrift in the bubblebath sea after a big storm, along with his right hand man, Kevin The Cutlass and his quartermaster Gina Goldpenny! As they clung together on a floating ice cream bowl, they spotted land, way, way off in the distance!

“By gosh,” Gina Goldpenny called out, “It's Bedtime Atoll! But I thought it was just a legend!”

“Aye!” said The Cutlass, “Cap'n, it might be good for us to swim ashore n' try rebuildin' our own society, startin' with makin' babies!”

[giggle!] KEVIN! You dork, that's too easy and you KNOW it, stop cheating!

[giggle!] Yeah, I don't wanna go to Bedtime Atoll! I wanna keep playing games!

[laugh] Aaah! No need to hit me, jeez! Okay, okay..!

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