[i]The Giggling Loon[/i] A gig'ling loon, A gibbous moon, And on the wind a crying croon— A dogged tramp, A dreary lamp, And cemetery freshly damp— A prying bar, A spent cigar, And twitching paws as black as tar— A blackened spade, A sound betrayed, As loosened earth met shovel's blade— A scratchy word, A name unheard, As she below was disinterred— A coffin lid, Aside it slid, As eager paws sought what it hid— A precious stone, A panther prone, And then the gale began to groan— Amid the crypt, A tramp was tripped, And then by claws was firmly gripped— A loon insane, A robber's bane, And then came down the heavy rain— A sudden flood, A slide of mud, And drowning cry that curdled blood— A loon in flight, A lack of fright, As he knew well his moonlit rite— A gig'ling loon, A gibbous moon, And then a tramp to shepherd soon.