Survey

Are you a man, or are you not?
(You cannot in between be caught)
And are you gay, or are you straight?
(Please hurry up, this cannot wait)
Are you Christian, or a dancer? 
Tick "YES" or "NO" or "NO ANSWER"

Are you pro-birth, or anti-fem?
Are you with us and against them?

So are you poor, or are you rich?
(read: freeloading, or spoiled sum' bitch?)
And are you Black, or are you White?
(If not the first, enjoy your flight)
Capricorn, or born as Cancer? 
Tick "YES" or "NO" or "NO ANSWER"

Are you Yea or Nay? Red or Blue?
And do you care when We's not You?

A terrorist or citizen?
(Please do choose "NO" for ill white men)
Unquestioning, obedient? 
(Oh, where have all the smart ones went?)
Can you operate a good ol' Panzer?
Tick "YES" or "NO" or "NO ANSWER"

-Charles Michael Averin