Beware the art of animals
And colors that are bright
For this is how they lure you in
And steal you in the night

Beware the fuzzy costumers
And suits you wish to hug
The cuteness of which you'll espy
Addicting like a drug

They'll take you to their meets and cons
And you'll make many friends
They'll take you to another world
To which your mind extends

They'll make you spend more money on
The costumes and the art
They'll make it go beyond your mind
And right into your heart

While questioning your sanity
You wonder if it's right
To have these sexual desires
That once before you'd fight

They'll take away your hopes and dreams
And turn them into dust
And seldom will you find true love
Instead there's only lust

Beware the furry creatures and
The doors that are agape
For once they come and take you in
There will be no escape