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Of course, chances are that by the time you read this, you've already read the story.
I jotted this down while working on chapter 16... ","writing":"Author: Annonymouse\nMLP:FiM is property of Hasbro. This is a free fan-fiction, not to be sold or traded for any money, goods or services.\n...\n[b]A/N: No comments on spelling or grammar please. See my profile for details.[/b]\n...\n\nWARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING:\n...\n\nREADING THIS SHORT CAN CAUSE YOUR BRAIN TO BREAK. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. TURN BACK NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!\n...\nDominant Species\n15.5\n...\n\n\tThree weeks after Apple Rumble had made his decision to remain a colt, the following ponies were sitting around in Pinkie Pie's small apartment. \n\n\tPinkie Pie, obviously, and Rainbow Dash, obviously as well. These two were almost always together now.\n\n\tApplejack, who was a little uncomfortable because it was a little cramped in here. \n\n\tMoon Pie was pretty much hiding behind Applejack. He was still very shy around any other mare. \n\n\tRarity, currently stretched out on the bed, with Fluttershy stretched out behind her, a wing over Rarity's side.\n\n\tSweetie Belle and Apple Rumble sat side by side, leaning against each other happily. Rarity had been more than happy to give the pair her blessing for them to date.\n\n\tBig Mac and Peach sat just under the window, looking like a cute parody of Beauty and the Beast, on size alone.\n\n\tTwilight was not present because she was busy assisting Luna with... 'research'... Yea, let's just go with that.\n\n\t“Pinkie Dear, why are we crowded in here?” Rarity finally asked.\n\n\tPinkie Pie grinned. “Because, if we were to all bet married to our respected partners, we'd all be one big family.\n\n\t“Say what now?” Applejack raised an eye.\n\n\t“First of all, this is really confusing so try to keep up.” Pinkie Pie grinned madly. “Applejack, your brothers are dating Peach and Sweetie Belle. If they get married, that brings them into your family, same with Rainbow Dash because she's Peach's half sister and Rarity because she's Sweetie Belle's sister. Fluttershy would also join the family because she's with Rarity, who's Sweetie Belle's big sister. I'd join in the family if I married Rainbow Dash because she and Peach are half sisters.” She paused to take a deep breath. “Do you all understand?”\n\n\tAll the blank stares didn't help her one bit at all.\n\n\t“What 'bout Moon Pie?” Applejack asked.\n\n\t“Well DUH. He's already my cousin.”\n\n\t“Ah, right. I plum forgot that lil' detail.”\n\n\t“So...” Rarity looked everypony over. “IF we all got married to our lovers, we'd all technically become one big family, correct?”\n\n\t“That's what I just said Rarity.” Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes, then giggled. “I'd have to throw the BIGGEST party in the whole of Equestria.” She bounced on the spot happily.\n\n\tThe implications were mind boggling.\n\n\t“What about Scootaloo?” Sweetie Belle asked.\n\n\t“Well, she was adopted by Mr. Cloud Thunderheart.” Pinkie replied. “He's a really nice guy and really cares for her. Now, if any of us were related to him...” She looked around and saw no affirmations. “That's a shame. She would have been welcomed as part of the family.”\n\n\t“Um...” Fluttershy held up a hoof. “How about Twilight Sparkle?”\n\n\t“Anypony here related to her?” Pinkie waited again. “Well, not that any of us know. Too bad. She's be so welcomed, right everypony?”\n\n\t“Well...” Peach held up a hoof. “Just because she's not somehow blood related or married or dating any pony who's related to any of us, I'm sure I speak for everypony when I say she's like a big sister to me. She really helped me through some rough times when I first came to Ponyville.”\n\n\t“Yea, she's a sweet filly.” Applejack grinned. “Sides, ya'll hear the sayin, 'Friends are the family you choose'. Ah think that kinda makes us already a kinda close family.”\n\n\tPinkie nodded. “That's true, but just imagine. The family reunion parties I could throw.” Her eyes glazed over as her imagination took her brain for a psychedelic trip around the moon and back.\n\n\t“Ah think we lost her...” Apple Rumble waved a hoof in front of Pinkie's face.\n\n\t“How about all of you guys go take a walk?” Dash grinned. “It's going to be... interesting, to say the least, to being her back to reality.”\n\n\tThe remaining eight ponies nodded, some knowing what she was thinking, while others hadn't a clue. Those who knew dragged those who didn't from the small apartment.\n\n\tAs they were exiting Sugar Cube Corner, they heard Pinkie Pie exclaim excitedly; “Hoofston, we have liftoff!” \n...\n\nTo Be Continued...\n...\n\nAuthor's note:\nGood Lord... the things I realize when I'm drinking... I'd add a flow chart, but my brain still hurts from making the one I did make, which consisted mostly of scribbles on a sheet of paper. I might still add one.\n\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"Author: Annonymouse
MLP:FiM is property of Hasbro. This is a free fan-fiction, not to be sold or traded for any money, goods or services.
...
A/N: No comments on spelling or grammar please. See my profile for details.
...
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING:
...
READING THIS SHORT CAN CAUSE YOUR BRAIN TO BREAK. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. TURN BACK NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
...
Dominant Species
15.5
...
\tThree weeks after Apple Rumble had made his decision to remain a colt, the following ponies were sitting around in Pinkie Pie's small apartment.
\tPinkie Pie, obviously, and Rainbow Dash, obviously as well. These two were almost always together now.
\tApplejack, who was a little uncomfortable because it was a little cramped in here.
\tMoon Pie was pretty much hiding behind Applejack. He was still very shy around any other mare.
\tRarity, currently stretched out on the bed, with Fluttershy stretched out behind her, a wing over Rarity's side.
\tSweetie Belle and Apple Rumble sat side by side, leaning against each other happily. Rarity had been more than happy to give the pair her blessing for them to date.
\tBig Mac and Peach sat just under the window, looking like a cute parody of Beauty and the Beast, on size alone.
\tTwilight was not present because she was busy assisting Luna with... 'research'... Yea, let's just go with that.
\t“Pinkie Dear, why are we crowded in here?” Rarity finally asked.
\tPinkie Pie grinned. “Because, if we were to all bet married to our respected partners, we'd all be one big family.
\t“Say what now?” Applejack raised an eye.
\t“First of all, this is really confusing so try to keep up.” Pinkie Pie grinned madly. “Applejack, your brothers are dating Peach and Sweetie Belle. If they get married, that brings them into your family, same with Rainbow Dash because she's Peach's half sister and Rarity because she's Sweetie Belle's sister. Fluttershy would also join the family because she's with Rarity, who's Sweetie Belle's big sister. I'd join in the family if I married Rainbow Dash because she and Peach are half sisters.” She paused to take a deep breath. “Do you all understand?”
\tAll the blank stares didn't help her one bit at all.
\t“What 'bout Moon Pie?” Applejack asked.
\t“Well DUH. He's already my cousin.”
\t“Ah, right. I plum forgot that lil' detail.”
\t“So...” Rarity looked everypony over. “IF we all got married to our lovers, we'd all technically become one big family, correct?”
\t“That's what I just said Rarity.” Pinkie Pie rolled her eyes, then giggled. “I'd have to throw the BIGGEST party in the whole of Equestria.” She bounced on the spot happily.
\tThe implications were mind boggling.
\t“What about Scootaloo?” Sweetie Belle asked.
\t“Well, she was adopted by Mr. Cloud Thunderheart.” Pinkie replied. “He's a really nice guy and really cares for her. Now, if any of us were related to him...” She looked around and saw no affirmations. “That's a shame. She would have been welcomed as part of the family.”
\t“Um...” Fluttershy held up a hoof. “How about Twilight Sparkle?”
\t“Anypony here related to her?” Pinkie waited again. “Well, not that any of us know. Too bad. She's be so welcomed, right everypony?”
\t“Well...” Peach held up a hoof. “Just because she's not somehow blood related or married or dating any pony who's related to any of us, I'm sure I speak for everypony when I say she's like a big sister to me. She really helped me through some rough times when I first came to Ponyville.”
\t“Yea, she's a sweet filly.” Applejack grinned. “Sides, ya'll hear the sayin, 'Friends are the family you choose'. Ah think that kinda makes us already a kinda close family.”
\tPinkie nodded. “That's true, but just imagine. The family reunion parties I could throw.” Her eyes glazed over as her imagination took her brain for a psychedelic trip around the moon and back.
\t“Ah think we lost her...” Apple Rumble waved a hoof in front of Pinkie's face.
\t“How about all of you guys go take a walk?” Dash grinned. “It's going to be... interesting, to say the least, to being her back to reality.”
\tThe remaining eight ponies nodded, some knowing what she was thinking, while others hadn't a clue. Those who knew dragged those who didn't from the small apartment.
\tAs they were exiting Sugar Cube Corner, they heard Pinkie Pie exclaim excitedly; “Hoofston, we have liftoff!”
...
To Be Continued...
...
Author's note:
Good Lord... the things I realize when I'm drinking... I'd add a flow chart, but my brain still hurts from making the one I did make, which consisted mostly of scribbles on a sheet of paper. I might still add one.
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