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Most people find him creepy. He loves it.

But Zonic adores the FUCK out of him. Like, big time. And the feeling seems to be mutual… except when Zonic brings donuts into the lab and subsequently gets his credentials revoked.

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But Zonic rarely smiles anymore, does he? Hardly seems like a Sonic at all.

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