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Since we're about to go into May, it reminds me of an incident that happened last year. Since it's dirty, I'm going to tell you it. After all, wouldn't be interesting if it was clean.\n\nSo last year on the first, I remember it being really hot. I remember that because the AC unit in the store was on and on the floor was still hot. A lot of fat pups kept coming in at the time, smelling up the place, but since a new set of some card game recently came out, they were spending their parent's money like it grew on trees. Like usual, I was the one doing all the work, boss man said he was going to take inventory on all the boxed manga and board games that had just came in. But do to the way he had been panting, I knew it was a lie and that he was going to sit in the back office where the AC actually works.\n\nI really didn't think to much of it, aside from naturally being fine in the heat, work uniforms consist of cosplay outfits, and between you and me, Takoyaka-san is really just a pervert. That day, he had me dressed as \"Honey Kisaragi\" in the combat uniform, so pretty much a tight jump suit that showed off the chest. Like most of the things he has me wear, it's kind of revealing and typically find him staring at my tail or whatever he seemed interested at the time.\n\nAnyway, after running the store for a good 3 hours by myself, I really started to wonder if Mr.Short-Stocky-Shiba was actually working or sleeping in the back or something. Not that I cared much, he is the store owner after all, but since it was coming close to my lunch hour and I had plans on showing off \"today's special uniform\" to the cute corgi working at the gay diner down the street, I wanted to slip some shorts on. So after the last pup was pushed out the door, I tapped on the back office door then entered...\n\nJack, \"Alright right Takoya-\" he stopped mid-sentence. Before him sat the stocky shiba, all clothes stripped of his body with the exception of his gi which was more then just slightly hanging off his shoulders. With a full throbbing erection in his paw, tip lightly dripping long sticky strands, Mr.Takoyaka sat panting on the stool in the back room, away from any windows or anything that would make his act public. He looked back at Jack, slightly dazed, his exposed body perspiring. He then spoke up.\nMr.Takoyaka, \"ah, my 'Cutie Honey,' how's things on the sales floor?\"\nThe jackal smirked, not really shocked, but at the same time, not really impressed. \"Hentai-san! Really? You couldn't at least go into the bathroom and do that?\"\nThe shiba just sat there, his expression the same, \"Jack, the fans don't work as well in there as they do here. Besides, it's my shop. I do what I want, you have problem?\"\nJack snickered, looking down at his boss in such a state, \"Well, 'People die if they are killed,' but that doesn't mean you still do it. I-...\" pausing for a moment as he watches the long strand of pre drip off from Takoyaka's tip and onto the tile floor before speaking again. \"...I'm heading out to lunch, I'll be back in a bit. Please be done by the time lunch is over, pups and teens are killing each other over these cards out here. I don't get it really. Something about some guy named \"Gideon\" or whatever, I don't know this kind of thing like you do, I could really use your help, sir.\"\nTakoyaka continued to just sit on his stool panting, the sound of his tv playing the show he had put on for a background noise. He sat soundlessly for about 10 seconds before responding, \"if you're going to eat meat, why leave the store, I got a foot long sausage here for you if you like.\" Jack rolled his eyes to the remark as he slid his shorts up over the jump suit.\nJack, \"Sorry, but I'm more in the mood for a milkshake.\" He then stuck his tongue out at the older perv.\nTakoyaka just lightly smiled and replied, \"well...we could always do that too.\"\nJack lightly chuckled, \"so do you want anything, aside from my ass?\"\nTakoyaka, nodded slightly, \"yeah, could you get me 2 strawberry shakes?\"\nAgain, Jack rolled his eyes. \"I know what you're meaning and it's no wonder why I'm the only one that has lasted more then a month with your perverted ass. I'll get your damn drink.\" He then headed towards the door, before stopping and turning back. \"And light a damn candle or open a window, it smells like unsatisfying sex out here and I'd wouldn't want someone to get the wrong idea with me.\"\nTakoyaka slowly rose from his stool and waved the jackal off after his remark while shutting the door to finish his personal work.\n\n-\nJack, \"So yeah, that's what I deal with. He's not a bad guy, but sometimes, ugh...\"\n\nEND\n\n\nNote: Drawing little figures is a BITCH! ",
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Right now I'm pretty sure some of you are thinking "WTF?"
Mr.Takoyaka, the pervy store owner of Book and Game, Boss of Jack and mentor in the ways of the otaku.
Now you can take the "Otaku Challenge!" Can you be the first one to name all the characters from anime and games that can be seen in the background? Go for broke and see if you can name the anime that's playing on the TV, it's actually a pretty close drawing to the actual screen shot!
Honestly, I would love to see this beast of a picture colored.
As always, to help bring the picture to life, here is a short story of Jack explaining the situation.
Otaku's Bane
Ah, Spring... don't you just love it? Especially out here in the desert, because it's already close to 100 degrees! But then again if you're a jackal, it feels great after a cold wet winter. However, double coated dogs, like my boss, Mr.Takoyaka, or Hentai-san as I like to call him, hates it with a passion. Since we're about to go into May, it reminds me of an incident that happened last year. Since it's dirty, I'm going to tell you it. After all, wouldn't be interesting if it was clean.
So last year on the first, I remember it being really hot. I remember that because the AC unit in the store was on and on the floor was still hot. A lot of fat pups kept coming in at the time, smelling up the place, but since a new set of some card game recently came out, they were spending their parent's money like it grew on trees. Like usual, I was the one doing all the work, boss man said he was going to take inventory on all the boxed manga and board games that had just came in. But do to the way he had been panting, I knew it was a lie and that he was going to sit in the back office where the AC actually works.
I really didn't think to much of it, aside from naturally being fine in the heat, work uniforms consist of cosplay outfits, and between you and me, Takoyaka-san is really just a pervert. That day, he had me dressed as "Honey Kisaragi" in the combat uniform, so pretty much a tight jump suit that showed off the chest. Like most of the things he has me wear, it's kind of revealing and typically find him staring at my tail or whatever he seemed interested at the time.
Anyway, after running the store for a good 3 hours by myself, I really started to wonder if Mr.Short-Stocky-Shiba was actually working or sleeping in the back or something. Not that I cared much, he is the store owner after all, but since it was coming close to my lunch hour and I had plans on showing off "today's special uniform" to the cute corgi working at the gay diner down the street, I wanted to slip some shorts on. So after the last pup was pushed out the door, I tapped on the back office door then entered...
Jack, "Alright right Takoya-" he stopped mid-sentence. Before him sat the stocky shiba, all clothes stripped of his body with the exception of his gi which was more then just slightly hanging off his shoulders. With a full throbbing erection in his paw, tip lightly dripping long sticky strands, Mr.Takoyaka sat panting on the stool in the back room, away from any windows or anything that would make his act public. He looked back at Jack, slightly dazed, his exposed body perspiring. He then spoke up.
Mr.Takoyaka, "ah, my 'Cutie Honey,' how's things on the sales floor?"
The jackal smirked, not really shocked, but at the same time, not really impressed. "Hentai-san! Really? You couldn't at least go into the bathroom and do that?"
The shiba just sat there, his expression the same, "Jack, the fans don't work as well in there as they do here. Besides, it's my shop. I do what I want, you have problem?"
Jack snickered, looking down at his boss in such a state, "Well, 'People die if they are killed,' but that doesn't mean you still do it. I-..." pausing for a moment as he watches the long strand of pre drip off from Takoyaka's tip and onto the tile floor before speaking again. "...I'm heading out to lunch, I'll be back in a bit. Please be done by the time lunch is over, pups and teens are killing each other over these cards out here. I don't get it really. Something about some guy named "Gideon" or whatever, I don't know this kind of thing like you do, I could really use your help, sir."
Takoyaka continued to just sit on his stool panting, the sound of his tv playing the show he had put on for a background noise. He sat soundlessly for about 10 seconds before responding, "if you're going to eat meat, why leave the store, I got a foot long sausage here for you if you like." Jack rolled his eyes to the remark as he slid his shorts up over the jump suit.
Jack, "Sorry, but I'm more in the mood for a milkshake." He then stuck his tongue out at the older perv.
Takoyaka just lightly smiled and replied, "well...we could always do that too."
Jack lightly chuckled, "so do you want anything, aside from my ass?"
Takoyaka, nodded slightly, "yeah, could you get me 2 strawberry shakes?"
Again, Jack rolled his eyes. "I know what you're meaning and it's no wonder why I'm the only one that has lasted more then a month with your perverted ass. I'll get your damn drink." He then headed towards the door, before stopping and turning back. "And light a damn candle or open a window, it smells like unsatisfying sex out here and I'd wouldn't want someone to get the wrong idea with me."
Takoyaka slowly rose from his stool and waved the jackal off after his remark while shutting the door to finish his personal work.
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Jack, "So yeah, that's what I deal with. He's not a bad guy, but sometimes, ugh..."
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