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You can't quite get your head behind you to admire your own ass, and even doing it in a mirror isn't quite as on point as a straight-on view as seen through another eye or two.

Time to break out the gag gift from your friends, plop the phone on it, and tuck that stick between your thighs carefully to take a few photos.

Doesn't matter that you've been pumping recently. People still admire the big sack next door to a slice of blueberry-cream pie. ;3

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