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This is a result of me watching too much "Income Property". But thanks to that I now have a much clearer understanding of living space in a home and learned a few neat symbols, like closets for example.
The layout pretty much explains itself, but if you have questions, feel free to ask! But I do want to talk about two certain things about this home, both rather "icky". There, I gave you yer warning! Also, keep in mind that I have placed an spell upon this place and the area surrounding it that whomever enters my property will grow or either shrink to match my size of 25 feet, give or take.
If you know me, then you already know what the front entrance is about. For those who don't, as
\n\t\t\t\t\tdmshade had called it, "A patio disguised as as stuck-station", so well go with that since I love the name for it, "Stuck Station".This entrance was crafted and smoothed out to almost silk-ness [[if that's possible for marble]] so that I can slide on through even after have one or two meals, three at max. Above that the hole will become a squeeze, but a comfortable one at that.
But that's a different story if someone has eaten an entire feast. And now we continue with the set up on the off chance someone has to thin out some before they can be pulled out.
I've made the marble stone canopy retractable with a separate TV for them that lowers from the canopy. The scenery is nice and calming, but they don't want to stare at nature for a solid three days [[usually the number of days needed for thinning]].
I've also place another TV and two sofa behind the...well where someone's behind would be. This is for keeping the stuckee company while keeping others entertained as well. It also has a video phone set up on the corner screens, so the stuckee will never feel truly alone in what could be in an embarrassing situation.
But get we get to the part where the group I've been a part of [[
\n\t\t\t\t\tstuckfan Too Fat To Fit ]] that never seem to want to answer nor think about this particular question.What if the person needs to use the bathroom? After an incident with a Growlmon that had become wedged for over a month and after a complex solution, I came up with a much simpler one. I've place a spell on the doorway, so whoever becomes stuck, the spell will negate all needs for certain bodily functions, simply because it will eliminate the "waste" as the person digests. Weight loss plus no mess equal peace of mind.
On that note, we move onto the other customized item I've come up with for big dragons with big "assets", the toilet. This home is strictly a male dominated place, so the toilets will have to be equally so, especially for those big creatures with big junks.
Without getting to far into detail, I've designed it to be like a sturdy and comfortable hill to sit on, rather than this fragile porcelain thing, so it's able to support all kinds of weight. I've moved the water tank to ceiling level so there will be room for those thick tails for extra comfort. There's no need for those bloody lids either, so all you need to do is sit down.
But what about the other bodily function. Simple, I've added a large tube even for the most girthy of dragons with a wide "mouth" for just in case of unwanted hardness. So again, all you need to do is just sit down, insert and do your business.
And when yer done and pull the flush, another water tank filled with clean, sanitized water will clean you right up in both areas as the other tank deals with your unwanted wastes. It will make you jump for the first few times, but after a while, you wouldn't want to use any other kind of toilet!
And that's the end of the small tour of my other home. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy a very long and nice soak in my indoor hot spring. Laters. *The big Maldonian smiles as he heads into his other washroom with the spring wearing only a towel, around his shoulders!*