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She smiled at the camera, and was completely naked, though the camera only just caught the hefty set of breasts she had on display. She was sitting in what looked like a small home office. She gave a little wave. \"Hey. Sorry, it's just me right now. Sarah is finishing up her next episode right now. She should be here in a little bit.\"\n\nKC blinked, a little thrown. \"Oh... uh, that's alright.\" He recovered quickly enough. \"Well, if we have to break this up into two interviews, it won't be the end of the world.\"\n\nMJ chuckled. \"I doubt it will come to it. I can smell she's cooking from across the house, so it's probably just about done.\"\n\n\"Oh? What is she cooking this time?\" His smile got a bit mischievous. \"Or should I say who?\"\n\nThe woman let out a soft laugh. \"Oh, that would spoil things! You'll just have to wait to see.\"\n\nThe hare played up being disappointed. \"Oh... well, alright then. Still, I must say, I'm quite jealous. 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So one night, I snuck into his room at night and tried to give him a blowjob, and he absolutely FREAKED out.\" She sighed a little. \"I panicked, and ended up accidentally breaking his neck trying to clamp his beak shut so he would stop yelling so much. And that was my first kill.\"\n\n\"Oh... uh...\" KC rubbed the back of his head. \"Wow. What happened after that?\"\n\nMJ continued, her tone still even and somewhat uncaring. \"Oh, well, obviously I got into some rather serious trouble. They ended up putting me into... well, not juvie, I was too young for that still, but close to it. Had very stern people telling me all about how what I did was bad. Was pretty annoying, really. They kept treating me like I didn't understand that killing someone was bad or whatever. I think they thought I was mentally handicapped instead of just disturbed.\" She scoffed. \"Showed them I wasn't stupid when I broke out and ran away a year later.\"\n\n\"You ran away? How old were you at the time?\"\n\nShe nodded. \"Yup. I had just turned 13.\" She smiled. \"You can get by living on the streets pretty well if you don't mind spreading your legs for people.\"\n\n\"So you were homeless? For now long?\"\n\nShe had to think. \"Uh... 3 months? The cops eventually caught me again. Though this time because I killed someone again.\" KC just stared. \"Don't worry, I'll tell it. So, it was just some random guy who was paying to fuck a teen, but he started saying some of the same things my step-father did. And when he slapped me, I kind of snapped. Next thing I know, there's cops all around me and a naked dead guy. I strangled him. And that blank look in his eyes...\" She took a breath. \"I dunno. Something about that was really arousing, even back then. Of course, I didn't get to do anything about that with cops outside.\" She chuckled. \"This time they DID end up sending me to juvie.\"\n\n\"How long were you in there? I assume you were out before you were 16?\"\n\nShe nodded.\"About 3 years, so I was 16 when I got out. They still hadn't tried me as anything more than a minor and reduced sentences because of 'past trauma' or something. Kept parading me around in front of all these psychiatrists before then. Most of them had their head so far up their own asses they couldn't see daylight. One was okay though. Didn't try to bullshit me, which was nice.\" She chuckled. \"Though I think he wanted to fuck me, too. Never did, mind you, but I think he wanted to.\"\n\nKC just nodded, not sure what else to add. \"So, what did you do once you got out?\"\n\nMJ shrugged. \"Well, I was set up in a kind of temporary place for 'troubled teens' without families. Not quite an orphanage, but close enough. Run by the state and all that. Kind of like shitty college dorms, but for high school punks. And it was there that I met Billy.\"\n\n\"And Billy was... Sarah's father?\"\n\nShe nodded. \"Yup. He was a dog, too. A year older than me. Had spent time for trying to steal cars. And my gods could that boy fuck!\" She giggled softly. \"Anyway, he was scheduled to get let out pretty soon, since he was going to be turning 18. And I wanted one last go with him. Surprised the shit out of him when I ended up pulling the rope around his neck while he was blasting a load in me. Not sure if that's the one that got me knocked up, though. We'd been fucking for about a month by that point.\" She shrugged. \"Anyway, after having my fun, I set it up to look like he killed himself. Everyone knew we were fucking, so I played it off that I had told him I thought I might be pregnant, and that's what probably set him off.\" She chuckled. \"Imagine my surprise when they tested and found out I actually [i]was[/i] pregnant! But it added to my story and they believed it.\" She smirked. \"Doesn't hurt that I'd learned how to cry on command to play it up, too.\"\n\nKC was just stunned at the story so far. \"Wow. So, what happened once you found out you were pregnant?\"\n\nShe smirked. \"Oh, it turns out those places really bend over backwards trying to get you set up to live on your own when that happens. Ended up fast tracking a few things, getting me a job that paid... some money, at least. And then basically cut me loose the moment I turned 18.\" She scoffed. \"Didn't even bother keeping tabs on Sarah. I think they were just happy to be rid of me. Can say the feeling was mutual.\" She shook her head. \"Anyway, after about a year, I got pretty sick of all that and left the state entirely. Moved up north and found a much more lucrative source of money to help raise my little girl.\"\n\n\"And... what was that?\"\n\nThe woman gave a big, toothy grin. \"I sold drugs.\" She chuckled. \"Meth, specifically. Was pretty good at it. Lotta people are willing to pay to a pretty girl with big tits.\" She shrugged a little. \"Of course, it was a lot of junkies, so I got to have my kind of fun sometimes, too. Though I can definitely say watching someone OD is not my favorite way to kill them. Had a few do that while I was riding them. Fuckers don't even finish most of the time.\" She sighed, but perked up quickly. \"Anyway, eventually found out about D-Gen when it was still pretty new, and posted a video of myself strangling some mouse I picked up at a bus stop. And that's how I got my name.\"\n\nHe nodded slowly. \"That... is quite the journey you've been on.\"\n\n\"Yeah, my life has been a bit of a shit show.\" She chuckled. \"Ironic that becoming a professional serial killer is what finally got me stability. Fucked up world we live in, isn't it?\"\n\nBefore KC could answer, a voice spoke from off camera. \"Hey! Food's ready!\" Sarah came into view, just as naked as her mother, though her fur looked a little puffy from a recent shower. She set a plate of something steaming hot down. \"Here you go.\" She then took a set and smiled at the camera. \"Hey! Sorry I'm late! She took a bit more prep than I thought she would.\"\n\nMJ smiled. \"It's fine, dear.\"\n\nKC perked up. \"She?\"\n\nSarah nodded. \"Oh! Yeah! The latest bit of meat I was cooking up. I should have the show edited and out in a few days, so you can see all about it then. It'll be a real treat.\" She giggled at her food pun. \"I wasn't interrupting something, was I?\"\n\nMJ shook her head, cutting her food just off camera. \"No. I was just finishing up about how you were born and all that.\"\n\n\"Oh! Awesome!\" The younger canine grinned at the camera. \"Pretty wild story, isn't it!?\"\n\nThe man laughed openly. \"Yeah, that's one term for it! It is definitely one of the more interesting ones I've heard doing this show.\" He cleared his throat to regain his composure. \"Though she was pretty light on when you came into the picture. I mean, I got when you were... made... but I mean as an active participant.\"\n\nSarah grinned. \"Ah. Yeah! That was fun, too!\" She looked at her mother. \"You mind if I tell it?\"\n\nMJ shrugged. \"Go right ahead.\" She held up her fork, showing some of the meat. \"I have this lovely dinner to eat. So go right ahead.\"\n\nThe younger canine nodded. \"Alright.\" She looked back at the camera. \"So! I always knew Mom was a killer. I mean, kinda hard not to with how she does her thing, y'know? So I knew since I was a little puppy. But I never really got involved in it.\" She tilted her head a little. \"I would watch sometimes, though.\"\n\nKC smirked. \"So you've been exposed for a long time. You said in your debut that you started doing the cooking thing when you were 12?\"\n\nShe nodded. \"Oh, yeah. So, I had been helping Mom dispose of bodies for a bit. Mostly just helping to cut 'em up. And... uh... I [i]really[/i] enjoyed that...\" She blushed a little but continued. \"But I was really getting into cooking shows, and I just kept thinking that it was a lot of meat that we were throwing away. So I told Mom I'd like to see if I could cook some of it. And she said sure. The first meal turned out... honestly awful.\"\n\nMJ shook her head. \"She's being hard on herself.\" She spoke with her mouth half-full of food. \"It was fine, just a little plain.\" She finished swallowing. \"At least compared to what she makes now.\"\n\nSarah blushed a little more. \"Y-yeah... well, I started doing online classes for cooking and practicing all the time. I really love to cook, and people make for some of the most interesting ingredients!\"\n\nKC asked, \"So, was your first one anything special? The person, I mean.\"\n\nShe shook her head. \"No, not really. Was a slightly plump deer, and I just kept looking at the leg meat as I was cutting it up and thinking how much it looked like any other meat from those shows. Turns out, it cooks up just as easily, but there is definitely a different taste to a person than there is to any wild game. But it's subtle.\" She scratched the back of her head. \"Though that might just be the fact that you know it used to be a living, breathing person only a few hours ago. One of those mental things.\"\n\nHe nodded slowly. \"That makes some sense. So, I noticed in your first video that you... had a few cuts in there where you were... enjoying yourself... Something you do a lot while cooking?\"\n\nShe blushed even more, her mother laughing beside her. \"That was Mom's doing. She helped me with the editing, and she didn't tell me she was going to do that!\" She let out a soft sigh. \"But yes, that happens. I get... really turned on cutting people up like that. And cooking them. Again, knowing it was a person that is now your meat is...\" She looked away a little. \"I dunno... it's really... arousing.\"\n\nMJ smirked. \"She gets so worked up doing it, I can hear her moaning from the other side of the house.\"\n\n\"MOM!\" Sarah glared at her mother, blushing furiously. \"But yes... that is something that happens...\"\n\nHe couldn't help but smile. \"Well, I saw in the comments that a lot of people rather liked that part. A few asking a question, so I figured I should ask here. Have you ever fucked one of your... ingredients... before carving them up?\"\n\nSarah's blush remained, but she shook her head. \"N-no. Not the whole way, at least. I've done some... pawing at them. Mostly the girls. But it's pretty rare for Mom to bring me someone still alive.\" She bit her lip for a moment. \"I'm... actually still a virgin.\"\n\nThat shocked the hare. \"Wait, really?\"\n\nShe nodded. \"Yeah. I mean, I've used toys and stuff, so like, the hymen thing isn't there anymore. But I've never slept with a guy before.\"\n\n\"What about a girl?\" That got just a slight squeak from the young canine.\n\nMJ smiled. \"She had a girlfriend for a little while.\"\n\n\"MOM!\" Sarah glared at her again.\n\n\"What? You two were really cute together.\" She reached out to gently pat her daughter's head. \"You know I don't judge you for that kind of thing.\"\n\nKC spoke up. \"I notice you said 'had' a girlfriend.\"\n\nMJ nodded. \"Yeah. She was dating a really adorable otter for a while when she was 15. The two were really quite cute.\" Sarah was still blushing and refusing to look at the camera. \"Well, Sarah comes into my room one day, all panicked. The two had done some breathplay and... well, she went a bit too far and strangled the poor girl.\" She pat the girl's head gently again. \"Poor dear was so upset.\"\n\nThe younger canine frowned. \"I didn't mean to...\"\n\n\"I know.\" She gave her daughter a gentle hug. \"It was her first kill. She doesn't have too many. Like she said, I don't tend to give her many that are alive.\"\n\nKC nodded slowly. \"I see. Did you end up cooking her?\"\n\nSarah nodded again. \"Yeah... was the first time I ever cooked someone I killed. First otter, too...\"\n\nMJ grinned wide. \"You should have seen how much she was rubbing herself the whole time.\"\n\nSarah whined. \"Mom! Stop!\" Her mother just chuckled. \"Yeah, it was... really, really exciting to cut up someone I was close to... I haven't ever done that again, though.\"\n\nThe hare just smiled. \"Well, I hope you find yourself another someone special. I'm sure there's more than a few on the forums that would love to fill that roll.\" He chuckled. \"Or just end up in your oven.\"\n\nThe young girl nodded again. \"Yeah, I've already gotten a whole bunch of private messages from people wanting to be on the show as the next ingredient. I haven't decided if I'm going to do that yet. I might someday, but I'm still kinda getting a feel for doing the show, y'know?\"\n\nHe nodded. \"Yeah, I get that. Was really nervous when I first started doing this podcast. Still kind of am. Never quite know what kind of story I'm going to get talking to people.\" MJ just smiled, knowing he meant her. \"So, I think we'll move on to the other questions. You've pretty much said, but just to make sure it's clear. Preferred way to kill someone?\"\n\nMJ answered quickly. \"Strangling, for sure. Snapping necks is a close second.\"\n\nSarah thought for a second. \"Not sure about killing, but I do enjoy preparing bodies for cooking... if that counts.\"\n\nHe nodded. \"I think it does. Alright, so, do either of you got to choose, what would be the preferred way for you to die?\"\n\nThis time it was Sarah that answered quickly. \"Oh, I definitely want to end up being someone's meal. I wouldn't mind if I was alive when they started prepping me, bleeding out on their counter. But the thought of being someone's meal is...\" She took a slightly shaky breath. \"Yeah, that.\"\n\nMJ shrugged. \"Not sure how I want to go, to be honest. I'm sure it'll happen some day. I'll pick a fight with someone that I can't win, or some cop will shoot me or something.\" She shrugged again. \"Doesn't really matter now that I know Sarah's set up to be alright on her own.\" She brushed her fingers through her daughter's hair. \"I can go out however and be happy knowing that.\"\n\nHe nodded. \"Alright. Do either of you have any favorite posters on the forums?\"\n\nMJ spoke first this time. \"I rather like JD JR. He's got a pretty good style, and he's cute.\" She smiled wider. \"And his coffee shop is only a few blocks away from two of my favorite bus stops to pick up targets.\"\n\n\"Really!?\"\n\nShe nodded. \"Yup! I've swung by a few times. Though I wouldn't dare try to hunt the boy. I like his videos too much. Hope he thinks the same of mine, but if I end up on one of his...\" she shrugged. \"So be it. He can contact Sarah to pick my body up. I'm sure I'd make for one hell of a special episode!\" Sarah smiled.\n\nKC smirked, looking to the other canine. \"What about you?\"\n\nThe younger nodded. \"Oh, yeah. Definitely. I love Vivian Rightly's stuff! Fellow chef! In fact, I'd love to do a show with her.\" After a half-second, she suddenly gasped. \"Uh! I-I mean along side her! N-not that I'd want her as the meat! O-or end up on her table!\" She blushed yet again. \"Well, I mean... I wouldn't mind that part if it happened... Sh-she's actually kind of someone that inspired me to even do a show in the first place...\"\n\nThe hare's grin grew wider. \"Aww, that's cute. I'm sure she'd love to do a guest spot with you. You should send her a message and see.\" The girl just nodded. \"Alright. Uh... any new videos coming? MJ said you were just finishing up a new episode now.\"\n\nSarah nodded. \"Oh yeah! I was doing a prep for a really cute girl Mom got for me. People were asking for me to show how to cook tits, and so she got me a tiger with this MASSIVE set of knockers! Like... bigger than hers or mine.\"\n\nMJ shrugged. \"Unfortunately, my side of that video won't be coming. The kill was clean and fine, but that's about all there is to it. I've been in the mood for a man lately, and she just wasn't doing it for me.\" She shrugged. \"But like she said, the fans were asking for it, so I provided the ingredient.\" She leaned back a little. \"In fact, I might take a little break from doing my side of the shows for a bit. Still getting the meat morsels for her to cook up, of course, just not filming it. Just enjoy myself without having to put on a performance for everyone.\"\n\nKC nodded slowly. \"Ah. Well, a vacation can do wonders for people. I hope it helps.\" MJ nodded. \"And if it ends up being a more permanent retirement, just make sure to let everyone know.\"\n\nThe elder of the dogs laughed. \"Oh, it won't be permanent, I can promise that much. The only way I'm stopping for good is when I'm bleeding out and cold.\"\n\n\"I see.\" He smirked and shrugged. \"Well, either way. I do thank both of you for joining me. Sarah, I look forward to seeing your next episode when it comes out! I've definitely never thought about cooking people, but watching you in action is very entertaining, and quite educational. I applied what you said to my own regular food, and it worked.\"\n\nSarah grinned wide. \"Aww, thank you! I'm happy I was able to teach someone! That's why I do it. Not just because I love to prep the bodies and cook, but I want others to know the joys of cooking!\"\n\nMJ laughed. \"I've got a regular Julia Child on my hands here.\" Her daughter just smiled, taking the compliment.\n\nKC also smiled. \"It's so nice to see a family that is as close as two of you.\"\n\nMJ nodded. \"It's been just us for most of my life and all of hers, so... yeah, we're a double act.\"\n\nSarah smiled. \"Mom's always been good to me. Very supportive.\"\n\nHer mother shrugged again. \"Just wanted to make sure to do what my parents didn't.\" Sarah hugged her mother, which made KC smile even wider.\n\n\"Aww, that is so sweet!\" He chuckled. \"Well, thank you both for joining me today and sharing your stories with everyone, and seeing the lovely bond you two have.\"\n\nMJ nodded. \"It was a pleasure.\"\n\nSarah smiled. \"Yeah, it was pretty fun. I hope... I wasn't blushing too much...\"\n\nHe shook his head. \"Nah, it's fine. You're just being yourself, and that's what people tune in to see.\" She smiled at him. \"Though that is all for today. Though, I already have my next interview lined up! Though you'll have to tune in next time to see just who it is!\"\n\nThe older canine chuckled. \"I'm excited already.\"\n\nSarah just waved. \"Bye everyone! New episode will be out soon!\"\n\nKC smirked. \"And that's all from me as well. See you all in the next one!\" With that, the screen faded out to the usual 'Thank You for Watching' message and coming to an end.\n\n[center]*     *     *[/center]",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'><div class='align_center'><strong><span class='underline'>D-Gen Interviews</span></strong></div><br /><div class='align_center'><strong>MJBusBitch &amp; SJFillet</strong></div><br /><div class='align_center'>By XP Author</div><br /><br />The video started as all the others had, with the 80&#039;s throwback style and the neon pink &#039;Starting Soon&#039; showing before fading out. As always, the grey-furred hare, KC, smiled at the camera once his feed showed up. &quot;Hello, everyone. ColdCasey here, back with another interview! This time, I&#039;ve got a real treat for you all. Not one, but <em>two</em> people! A mother and daughter team of sorts. The well established MJBusBitch, and her daughter, SJFillet, who recently just started the new show Cooking with Sarah Jane.&quot; He chuckled. &quot;I&#039;m sure they&#039;ve both got a lot to tell us, so let&#039;s get right into it.&quot;<br /><br />With a quick transition, a second box appeared, showing only one of his two interviewees. The older of the two, a border collies by her markings, in her mid-30&#039;s or so. She smiled at the camera, and was completely naked, though the camera only just caught the hefty set of breasts she had on display. She was sitting in what looked like a small home office. She gave a little wave. &quot;Hey. Sorry, it&#039;s just me right now. Sarah is finishing up her next episode right now. She should be here in a little bit.&quot;<br /><br />KC blinked, a little thrown. &quot;Oh... uh, that&#039;s alright.&quot; He recovered quickly enough. &quot;Well, if we have to break this up into two interviews, it won&#039;t be the end of the world.&quot;<br /><br />MJ chuckled. &quot;I doubt it will come to it. I can smell she&#039;s cooking from across the house, so it&#039;s probably just about done.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh? What is she cooking this time?&quot; His smile got a bit mischievous. &quot;Or should I say who?&quot;<br /><br />The woman let out a soft laugh. &quot;Oh, that would spoil things! You&#039;ll just have to wait to see.&quot;<br /><br />The hare played up being disappointed. &quot;Oh... well, alright then. Still, I must say, I&#039;m quite jealous. Your house must smell amazing right now.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh, it definitely does! Always a good day when she&#039;s cooking. Not only does the house smell wonderful, but there&#039;s such good food for a few days afterwards!&quot; MJ gave a big grin. &quot;I&#039;m really lucky to have such a gifted daughter.&quot;<br /><br />KC&#039;s smile softened. &quot;You sound very proud.&quot; The woman nodded. &quot;Sarah Jane is your actual biological daughter, right?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh, yes! She is. So the &#039;bitch&#039; part of MJBusBitch is accurate.&quot; The canine laughed softly.<br /><br />He pursed his lips for a second, deciding if he should ask what was on his mind. &quot;I know a few people are probably curious about this. Is... her father in the picture at all?&quot;<br /><br />MJ let out a boisterous laugh. &quot;OH goodness no! I killed him before I even knew he got me knocked up!&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh. That makes sense.&quot; He nodded slowly. &quot;Though, I must say, you don&#039;t look much older than... 35?&quot;<br /><br />The woman smiled. &quot;Close. 34.&quot;<br /><br />KC did a little mental math in his head. &quot;So... Sarah Jane said she just turned 18 in her debut video, so you were... 17 when you got pregnant?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Actually, I was 16. I turned 17 while carrying her.&quot;<br /><br />He nodded slowly. &quot;So, he must have been pretty early in your career as a killer. Was he one of your first?&quot;<br /><br />MJ smirked. &quot;Would you believe it if I said no?&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Sounds like there is a story there. Care to share it for everyone watching?&quot;<br /><br />The woman nodded slowly. &quot;Yeah, sure.&quot; She cleared her throat. &quot;So. My first kill was when I was 11.&quot;<br /><br />That seemed to surprise him. &quot;Wow! That young!?&quot;<br /><br />She nodded again. &quot;Yeah. Though I&#039;d been doing other stuff long before.&quot; She tapped her chin as she thought. &quot;I lost my virginity when I was 7. Before you ask, no it wasn&#039;t my father. I never knew him.&quot; She shrugged. &quot;It was step-father. He had a thing for little girls. And hitting women. Would beat my mother pretty bad. He&#039;s the reason she eventually hanged herself.&quot;<br /><br />The hare was more surprised by her almost flippant tone while saying all of that. &quot;Oh... so was... your step-father your first kill, too?&quot;<br /><br />She shook her head. &quot;No, unfortunately. He ended up getting drunk and driving into a pole at 120 mph while I was doing time.&quot; She cleared her throat. &quot;But I&#039;m getting ahead of myself. I was only 9 when Mom killed herself, and I think he had gotten bored of raping me, so he just chucked me into an orphanage.&quot; She got a wistful smile. &quot;It was run by the sweetest bird. He had such pretty blue feathers. But I was at the age where I was starting to act out. Y&#039;know, didn&#039;t quite understand what my step-father was doing wasn&#039;t some kind of twisted love or whatever. And so I offered myself to him. The bird, I mean. And he kept turning me down. So one night, I snuck into his room at night and tried to give him a blowjob, and he absolutely FREAKED out.&quot; She sighed a little. &quot;I panicked, and ended up accidentally breaking his neck trying to clamp his beak shut so he would stop yelling so much. And that was my first kill.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh... uh...&quot; KC rubbed the back of his head. &quot;Wow. What happened after that?&quot;<br /><br />MJ continued, her tone still even and somewhat uncaring. &quot;Oh, well, obviously I got into some rather serious trouble. They ended up putting me into... well, not juvie, I was too young for that still, but close to it. Had very stern people telling me all about how what I did was bad. Was pretty annoying, really. They kept treating me like I didn&#039;t understand that killing someone was bad or whatever. I think they thought I was mentally handicapped instead of just disturbed.&quot; She scoffed. &quot;Showed them I wasn&#039;t stupid when I broke out and ran away a year later.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;You ran away? How old were you at the time?&quot;<br /><br />She nodded. &quot;Yup. I had just turned 13.&quot; She smiled. &quot;You can get by living on the streets pretty well if you don&#039;t mind spreading your legs for people.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;So you were homeless? For now long?&quot;<br /><br />She had to think. &quot;Uh... 3 months? The cops eventually caught me again. Though this time because I killed someone again.&quot; KC just stared. &quot;Don&#039;t worry, I&#039;ll tell it. So, it was just some random guy who was paying to fuck a teen, but he started saying some of the same things my step-father did. And when he slapped me, I kind of snapped. Next thing I know, there&#039;s cops all around me and a naked dead guy. I strangled him. And that blank look in his eyes...&quot; She took a breath. &quot;I dunno. Something about that was really arousing, even back then. Of course, I didn&#039;t get to do anything about that with cops outside.&quot; She chuckled. &quot;This time they DID end up sending me to juvie.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;How long were you in there? I assume you were out before you were 16?&quot;<br /><br />She nodded.&quot;About 3 years, so I was 16 when I got out. They still hadn&#039;t tried me as anything more than a minor and reduced sentences because of &#039;past trauma&#039; or something. Kept parading me around in front of all these psychiatrists before then. Most of them had their head so far up their own asses they couldn&#039;t see daylight. One was okay though. Didn&#039;t try to bullshit me, which was nice.&quot; She chuckled. &quot;Though I think he wanted to fuck me, too. Never did, mind you, but I think he wanted to.&quot;<br /><br />KC just nodded, not sure what else to add. &quot;So, what did you do once you got out?&quot;<br /><br />MJ shrugged. &quot;Well, I was set up in a kind of temporary place for &#039;troubled teens&#039; without families. Not quite an orphanage, but close enough. Run by the state and all that. Kind of like shitty college dorms, but for high school punks. And it was there that I met Billy.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;And Billy was... Sarah&#039;s father?&quot;<br /><br />She nodded. &quot;Yup. He was a dog, too. A year older than me. Had spent time for trying to steal cars. And my gods could that boy fuck!&quot; She giggled softly. &quot;Anyway, he was scheduled to get let out pretty soon, since he was going to be turning 18. And I wanted one last go with him. Surprised the shit out of him when I ended up pulling the rope around his neck while he was blasting a load in me. Not sure if that&#039;s the one that got me knocked up, though. We&#039;d been fucking for about a month by that point.&quot; She shrugged. &quot;Anyway, after having my fun, I set it up to look like he killed himself. Everyone knew we were fucking, so I played it off that I had told him I thought I might be pregnant, and that&#039;s what probably set him off.&quot; She chuckled. &quot;Imagine my surprise when they tested and found out I actually <em>was</em> pregnant! But it added to my story and they believed it.&quot; She smirked. &quot;Doesn&#039;t hurt that I&#039;d learned how to cry on command to play it up, too.&quot;<br /><br />KC was just stunned at the story so far. &quot;Wow. So, what happened once you found out you were pregnant?&quot;<br /><br />She smirked. &quot;Oh, it turns out those places really bend over backwards trying to get you set up to live on your own when that happens. Ended up fast tracking a few things, getting me a job that paid... some money, at least. And then basically cut me loose the moment I turned 18.&quot; She scoffed. &quot;Didn&#039;t even bother keeping tabs on Sarah. I think they were just happy to be rid of me. Can say the feeling was mutual.&quot; She shook her head. &quot;Anyway, after about a year, I got pretty sick of all that and left the state entirely. Moved up north and found a much more lucrative source of money to help raise my little girl.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;And... what was that?&quot;<br /><br />The woman gave a big, toothy grin. &quot;I sold drugs.&quot; She chuckled. &quot;Meth, specifically. Was pretty good at it. Lotta people are willing to pay to a pretty girl with big tits.&quot; She shrugged a little. &quot;Of course, it was a lot of junkies, so I got to have my kind of fun sometimes, too. Though I can definitely say watching someone OD is not my favorite way to kill them. Had a few do that while I was riding them. Fuckers don&#039;t even finish most of the time.&quot; She sighed, but perked up quickly. &quot;Anyway, eventually found out about D-Gen when it was still pretty new, and posted a video of myself strangling some mouse I picked up at a bus stop. And that&#039;s how I got my name.&quot;<br /><br />He nodded slowly. &quot;That... is quite the journey you&#039;ve been on.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Yeah, my life has been a bit of a shit show.&quot; She chuckled. &quot;Ironic that becoming a professional serial killer is what finally got me stability. Fucked up world we live in, isn&#039;t it?&quot;<br /><br />Before KC could answer, a voice spoke from off camera. &quot;Hey! Food&#039;s ready!&quot; Sarah came into view, just as naked as her mother, though her fur looked a little puffy from a recent shower. She set a plate of something steaming hot down. &quot;Here you go.&quot; She then took a set and smiled at the camera. &quot;Hey! Sorry I&#039;m late! She took a bit more prep than I thought she would.&quot;<br /><br />MJ smiled. &quot;It&#039;s fine, dear.&quot;<br /><br />KC perked up. &quot;She?&quot;<br /><br />Sarah nodded. &quot;Oh! Yeah! The latest bit of meat I was cooking up. I should have the show edited and out in a few days, so you can see all about it then. It&#039;ll be a real treat.&quot; She giggled at her food pun. &quot;I wasn&#039;t interrupting something, was I?&quot;<br /><br />MJ shook her head, cutting her food just off camera. &quot;No. I was just finishing up about how you were born and all that.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Oh! Awesome!&quot; The younger canine grinned at the camera. &quot;Pretty wild story, isn&#039;t it!?&quot;<br /><br />The man laughed openly. &quot;Yeah, that&#039;s one term for it! It is definitely one of the more interesting ones I&#039;ve heard doing this show.&quot; He cleared his throat to regain his composure. &quot;Though she was pretty light on when you came into the picture. I mean, I got when you were... made... but I mean as an active participant.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah grinned. &quot;Ah. Yeah! That was fun, too!&quot; She looked at her mother. &quot;You mind if I tell it?&quot;<br /><br />MJ shrugged. &quot;Go right ahead.&quot; She held up her fork, showing some of the meat. &quot;I have this lovely dinner to eat. So go right ahead.&quot;<br /><br />The younger canine nodded. &quot;Alright.&quot; She looked back at the camera. &quot;So! I always knew Mom was a killer. I mean, kinda hard not to with how she does her thing, y&#039;know? So I knew since I was a little puppy. But I never really got involved in it.&quot; She tilted her head a little. &quot;I would watch sometimes, though.&quot;<br /><br />KC smirked. &quot;So you&#039;ve been exposed for a long time. You said in your debut that you started doing the cooking thing when you were 12?&quot;<br /><br />She nodded. &quot;Oh, yeah. So, I had been helping Mom dispose of bodies for a bit. Mostly just helping to cut &#039;em up. And... uh... I <em>really</em> enjoyed that...&quot; She blushed a little but continued. &quot;But I was really getting into cooking shows, and I just kept thinking that it was a lot of meat that we were throwing away. So I told Mom I&#039;d like to see if I could cook some of it. And she said sure. The first meal turned out... honestly awful.&quot;<br /><br />MJ shook her head. &quot;She&#039;s being hard on herself.&quot; She spoke with her mouth half-full of food. &quot;It was fine, just a little plain.&quot; She finished swallowing. &quot;At least compared to what she makes now.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah blushed a little more. &quot;Y-yeah... well, I started doing online classes for cooking and practicing all the time. I really love to cook, and people make for some of the most interesting ingredients!&quot;<br /><br />KC asked, &quot;So, was your first one anything special? The person, I mean.&quot;<br /><br />She shook her head. &quot;No, not really. Was a slightly plump deer, and I just kept looking at the leg meat as I was cutting it up and thinking how much it looked like any other meat from those shows. Turns out, it cooks up just as easily, but there is definitely a different taste to a person than there is to any wild game. But it&#039;s subtle.&quot; She scratched the back of her head. &quot;Though that might just be the fact that you know it used to be a living, breathing person only a few hours ago. One of those mental things.&quot;<br /><br />He nodded slowly. &quot;That makes some sense. So, I noticed in your first video that you... had a few cuts in there where you were... enjoying yourself... Something you do a lot while cooking?&quot;<br /><br />She blushed even more, her mother laughing beside her. &quot;That was Mom&#039;s doing. She helped me with the editing, and she didn&#039;t tell me she was going to do that!&quot; She let out a soft sigh. &quot;But yes, that happens. I get... really turned on cutting people up like that. And cooking them. Again, knowing it was a person that is now your meat is...&quot; She looked away a little. &quot;I dunno... it&#039;s really... arousing.&quot;<br /><br />MJ smirked. &quot;She gets so worked up doing it, I can hear her moaning from the other side of the house.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;MOM!&quot; Sarah glared at her mother, blushing furiously. &quot;But yes... that is something that happens...&quot;<br /><br />He couldn&#039;t help but smile. &quot;Well, I saw in the comments that a lot of people rather liked that part. A few asking a question, so I figured I should ask here. Have you ever fucked one of your... ingredients... before carving them up?&quot;<br /><br />Sarah&#039;s blush remained, but she shook her head. &quot;N-no. Not the whole way, at least. I&#039;ve done some... pawing at them. Mostly the girls. But it&#039;s pretty rare for Mom to bring me someone still alive.&quot; She bit her lip for a moment. &quot;I&#039;m... actually still a virgin.&quot;<br /><br />That shocked the hare. &quot;Wait, really?&quot;<br /><br />She nodded. &quot;Yeah. I mean, I&#039;ve used toys and stuff, so like, the hymen thing isn&#039;t there anymore. But I&#039;ve never slept with a guy before.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;What about a girl?&quot; That got just a slight squeak from the young canine.<br /><br />MJ smiled. &quot;She had a girlfriend for a little while.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;MOM!&quot; Sarah glared at her again.<br /><br />&quot;What? You two were really cute together.&quot; She reached out to gently pat her daughter&#039;s head. &quot;You know I don&#039;t judge you for that kind of thing.&quot;<br /><br />KC spoke up. &quot;I notice you said &#039;had&#039; a girlfriend.&quot;<br /><br />MJ nodded. &quot;Yeah. She was dating a really adorable otter for a while when she was 15. The two were really quite cute.&quot; Sarah was still blushing and refusing to look at the camera. &quot;Well, Sarah comes into my room one day, all panicked. The two had done some breathplay and... well, she went a bit too far and strangled the poor girl.&quot; She pat the girl&#039;s head gently again. &quot;Poor dear was so upset.&quot;<br /><br />The younger canine frowned. &quot;I didn&#039;t mean to...&quot;<br /><br />&quot;I know.&quot; She gave her daughter a gentle hug. &quot;It was her first kill. She doesn&#039;t have too many. Like she said, I don&#039;t tend to give her many that are alive.&quot;<br /><br />KC nodded slowly. &quot;I see. Did you end up cooking her?&quot;<br /><br />Sarah nodded again. &quot;Yeah... was the first time I ever cooked someone I killed. First otter, too...&quot;<br /><br />MJ grinned wide. &quot;You should have seen how much she was rubbing herself the whole time.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah whined. &quot;Mom! Stop!&quot; Her mother just chuckled. &quot;Yeah, it was... really, really exciting to cut up someone I was close to... I haven&#039;t ever done that again, though.&quot;<br /><br />The hare just smiled. &quot;Well, I hope you find yourself another someone special. I&#039;m sure there&#039;s more than a few on the forums that would love to fill that roll.&quot; He chuckled. &quot;Or just end up in your oven.&quot;<br /><br />The young girl nodded again. &quot;Yeah, I&#039;ve already gotten a whole bunch of private messages from people wanting to be on the show as the next ingredient. I haven&#039;t decided if I&#039;m going to do that yet. I might someday, but I&#039;m still kinda getting a feel for doing the show, y&#039;know?&quot;<br /><br />He nodded. &quot;Yeah, I get that. Was really nervous when I first started doing this podcast. Still kind of am. Never quite know what kind of story I&#039;m going to get talking to people.&quot; MJ just smiled, knowing he meant her. &quot;So, I think we&#039;ll move on to the other questions. You&#039;ve pretty much said, but just to make sure it&#039;s clear. Preferred way to kill someone?&quot;<br /><br />MJ answered quickly. &quot;Strangling, for sure. Snapping necks is a close second.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah thought for a second. &quot;Not sure about killing, but I do enjoy preparing bodies for cooking... if that counts.&quot;<br /><br />He nodded. &quot;I think it does. Alright, so, do either of you got to choose, what would be the preferred way for you to die?&quot;<br /><br />This time it was Sarah that answered quickly. &quot;Oh, I definitely want to end up being someone&#039;s meal. I wouldn&#039;t mind if I was alive when they started prepping me, bleeding out on their counter. But the thought of being someone&#039;s meal is...&quot; She took a slightly shaky breath. &quot;Yeah, that.&quot;<br /><br />MJ shrugged. &quot;Not sure how I want to go, to be honest. I&#039;m sure it&#039;ll happen some day. I&#039;ll pick a fight with someone that I can&#039;t win, or some cop will shoot me or something.&quot; She shrugged again. &quot;Doesn&#039;t really matter now that I know Sarah&#039;s set up to be alright on her own.&quot; She brushed her fingers through her daughter&#039;s hair. &quot;I can go out however and be happy knowing that.&quot;<br /><br />He nodded. &quot;Alright. Do either of you have any favorite posters on the forums?&quot;<br /><br />MJ spoke first this time. &quot;I rather like JD JR. He&#039;s got a pretty good style, and he&#039;s cute.&quot; She smiled wider. &quot;And his coffee shop is only a few blocks away from two of my favorite bus stops to pick up targets.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;Really!?&quot;<br /><br />She nodded. &quot;Yup! I&#039;ve swung by a few times. Though I wouldn&#039;t dare try to hunt the boy. I like his videos too much. Hope he thinks the same of mine, but if I end up on one of his...&quot; she shrugged. &quot;So be it. He can contact Sarah to pick my body up. I&#039;m sure I&#039;d make for one hell of a special episode!&quot; Sarah smiled.<br /><br />KC smirked, looking to the other canine. &quot;What about you?&quot;<br /><br />The younger nodded. &quot;Oh, yeah. Definitely. I love Vivian Rightly&#039;s stuff! Fellow chef! In fact, I&#039;d love to do a show with her.&quot; After a half-second, she suddenly gasped. &quot;Uh! I-I mean along side her! N-not that I&#039;d want her as the meat! O-or end up on her table!&quot; She blushed yet again. &quot;Well, I mean... I wouldn&#039;t mind that part if it happened... Sh-she&#039;s actually kind of someone that inspired me to even do a show in the first place...&quot;<br /><br />The hare&#039;s grin grew wider. &quot;Aww, that&#039;s cute. I&#039;m sure she&#039;d love to do a guest spot with you. You should send her a message and see.&quot; The girl just nodded. &quot;Alright. Uh... any new videos coming? MJ said you were just finishing up a new episode now.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah nodded. &quot;Oh yeah! I was doing a prep for a really cute girl Mom got for me. People were asking for me to show how to cook tits, and so she got me a tiger with this MASSIVE set of knockers! Like... bigger than hers or mine.&quot;<br /><br />MJ shrugged. &quot;Unfortunately, my side of that video won&#039;t be coming. The kill was clean and fine, but that&#039;s about all there is to it. I&#039;ve been in the mood for a man lately, and she just wasn&#039;t doing it for me.&quot; She shrugged. &quot;But like she said, the fans were asking for it, so I provided the ingredient.&quot; She leaned back a little. &quot;In fact, I might take a little break from doing my side of the shows for a bit. Still getting the meat morsels for her to cook up, of course, just not filming it. Just enjoy myself without having to put on a performance for everyone.&quot;<br /><br />KC nodded slowly. &quot;Ah. Well, a vacation can do wonders for people. I hope it helps.&quot; MJ nodded. &quot;And if it ends up being a more permanent retirement, just make sure to let everyone know.&quot;<br /><br />The elder of the dogs laughed. &quot;Oh, it won&#039;t be permanent, I can promise that much. The only way I&#039;m stopping for good is when I&#039;m bleeding out and cold.&quot;<br /><br />&quot;I see.&quot; He smirked and shrugged. &quot;Well, either way. I do thank both of you for joining me. Sarah, I look forward to seeing your next episode when it comes out! I&#039;ve definitely never thought about cooking people, but watching you in action is very entertaining, and quite educational. I applied what you said to my own regular food, and it worked.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah grinned wide. &quot;Aww, thank you! I&#039;m happy I was able to teach someone! That&#039;s why I do it. Not just because I love to prep the bodies and cook, but I want others to know the joys of cooking!&quot;<br /><br />MJ laughed. &quot;I&#039;ve got a regular Julia Child on my hands here.&quot; Her daughter just smiled, taking the compliment.<br /><br />KC also smiled. &quot;It&#039;s so nice to see a family that is as close as two of you.&quot;<br /><br />MJ nodded. &quot;It&#039;s been just us for most of my life and all of hers, so... yeah, we&#039;re a double act.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah smiled. &quot;Mom&#039;s always been good to me. Very supportive.&quot;<br /><br />Her mother shrugged again. &quot;Just wanted to make sure to do what my parents didn&#039;t.&quot; Sarah hugged her mother, which made KC smile even wider.<br /><br />&quot;Aww, that is so sweet!&quot; He chuckled. &quot;Well, thank you both for joining me today and sharing your stories with everyone, and seeing the lovely bond you two have.&quot;<br /><br />MJ nodded. &quot;It was a pleasure.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah smiled. &quot;Yeah, it was pretty fun. I hope... I wasn&#039;t blushing too much...&quot;<br /><br />He shook his head. &quot;Nah, it&#039;s fine. You&#039;re just being yourself, and that&#039;s what people tune in to see.&quot; She smiled at him. &quot;Though that is all for today. Though, I already have my next interview lined up! Though you&#039;ll have to tune in next time to see just who it is!&quot;<br /><br />The older canine chuckled. &quot;I&#039;m excited already.&quot;<br /><br />Sarah just waved. &quot;Bye everyone! New episode will be out soon!&quot;<br /><br />KC smirked. &quot;And that&#039;s all from me as well. See you all in the next one!&quot; With that, the screen faded out to the usual &#039;Thank You for Watching&#039; message and coming to an end.<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *</div></span>",
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