“Pigsy's Noodle Delivery!” MK said to then give the customer his noodle order at home. The teen marked his last installment as done and put his phone away. “Time to go with Monkey King!” MK gets on his delivery scooter and sped off heading towards the Megapolis pier.


What the young hero-in-training didn't notice was a shadow with purple eyes. The shadow merged with the scooter's shadow, riding effortlessly and completely hidden.


MK climbed Sandy's boat up the ramp and parked his vehicle on the prow. "Hi Sandy!" He greeted seeing his friend, a huge blue man, with a beard, a large pearl necklace and surrounded by many cats while he drank tea.


"Hello Kid, do you want a cup of tea?" Sandy offered his friend.


"I really need you to take me to Flower Fruit Mountain, today I must train with Monkey King." MK said as he took out the magic staff, spinning it around and then striking a heroic pose. The teenager then smiles. “I need a little lift to the island.”


"Sure, give me a moment." Sandy begins to lower the jacks from his shoulders, lap, and head. The only cat that stayed with him was Mo. Sandy went to the captain's cabin and started the boat. "Hold on!" The sailor gave full throttle, igniting the ship's thrusters causing the ship to slide through the water leaving large waves behind it.


Despite the dangerous and absurd speed at which the ship was moving, Sandy and his cats were calm and drinking tea.


On the other hand, MK was clinging to the railing. “Gaaahhhhh! There is no rush to get there!” The teenager screamed. His hands slipped and he slammed into the outside of the booth with his eyes spinning like anime whirlpools. “Bluhhhh…” Drool trickles down the corner of his mouth, he being too overwhelmed to maintain a cool appearance.


Even though the island was hundreds of kilometers away, the ship arrived in a few minutes, coming to an abrupt stop, throwing MK off and with him buried in the sand with the lower half of him sticking out.


"We're here~" Sandy said in a cheerful tone and walked down the boarding ramp. "I hope you enjoyed the trip MK... MK?" The big blue man looks around the ship at his friend. Then Mo pointed his paw at the beach, at the place where the teenager was buried. "Enjoying the beach?"


MK jerks his way out of it, he opens his jacket and flips out his pockets, pulling out absurd amounts of sand. "A little... Very well, I'll premiere for a couple of hours."


"You might want to fix your pants first." Sandy points.


The teen looks down, blushing at what his friend is pointing at. A baby blue waistband sticking out of his pants, the bright color pops quite a bit on his red and white outfit. “Urgh. Thank you... ”The young hero pulls up his pants trying to calm the blush on his face. "I…we don't have to talk about it."


Sandy chuckles slightly. “Nonsense, it is a very harmonious color.”


MK turns around trying to hide his uncomfortable look. “Like I said, I have to go train. See you in a few hours." The teenager goes into the forest to go to the home of his teacher, the legendary Monkey King.


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The young hero-in-training was with his legs crossed and his fists together, seeking to meditate deeply in search of-


*Chomp Chomp*


MK frowns and his eyebrows twitched. He took a deep breath seeking to calm his senses, find calm and-


*Chomp Chomp Chomp*


MK growled through clenched teeth feeling the noise pierce his head, interrupting his meditation and preventing him from p-


*CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP*


The teenager couldn't take it anymore. “Could you stop eating while I try to meditate!?” He screamed with a vein pulsing on his forehead and fire all around him.


The person, or rather monkey, that MK yells at is his teacher, legend and hero Monkey King. The immortal monkey was leaning against a tree and eating a big bag of peach flavored chips. Pretty laid back and lazy attitude for a teacher. "Come on, Kid, you must learn to stay focused despite the distractions." Monkey King as another potato. “Besides, how can you resist this? They taste like peach!" The monkey relaxes and closes its eyes nonchalantly. "Mortals do know how to live their short, foolish lives." A compliment and a derogatory comment at the same time. Nothing new coming from him.


MK gets up and shakes his pants after spending over an hour doing the same thing. “Come on, you're supposed to teach me how to fight! I can fully focus on a battle no matter what is going on around me!”


Monkey King opens one eye looking at his student with no confidence in his words. "Then let's see if that's true." The monkey takes the last potato out of the bag. "Try hitting me now."


"As? Now? That way?" The teenager questioned seeing that his teacher had not gotten up from his place. "You're not even in a fighting stance."


“I said try to hit me now. Perhaps you are not focused enough to listen?" Monkey King said with an amused smile.


MK frowns and took out the magic staff, wielding it to attack. "Very good!" He leaps towards his master as he spins the staff and then grabs it with both hands intent on delivering a crushing blow.


Monkey King bites the potato. MK could feel how the thread of his sanity broke with that noise that now pierced his brain. The monkey took advantage of that to extend his tail as if it were a whip and, without moving from his place, quickly hit his student in the stomach. And something else.


“BLURGHHH!” MK felt how all the air was expelled from his lungs as he was suspended for a few moments due to the blow. The teenager lets go of his staff and he falls to his knees on the ground, clutching his stomach and trembling with teary eyes. As soon as MK could catch his breath he shot an annoyed look at the monkey. "Hey! It's not fair for you to use your magic tail!"


Monkey King savors the remains of the potatoes in his fingers. “Didn't you just say that you are always focused on battles? Because if that were the case you wouldn't have had so many openings."


MK felt frustration heat his head and he jumped up. “I wasn't serious! You will see that now if I can h- ”he stopped his words when he heard how the monkeys around them began to laugh. "What happens now with them?" MK scratches his head looking around him in confusion. Sure, happy monkeys are adorable, but this is so suddenly weird.


Monkey King smirks. "Kid, don't you feel a draft or cold in your legs?" He points down.


MK looks down finding his underwear. Baby blue briefs with Monkey King prints all over. “GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!” The teen's shriek of shame could be heard across almost the entire mountain. MK pushes his shirt down in a childish attempt to cover himself. "As!? When!?" MK looks around him looking for his pants.


“Kid.” Monkey King shows that he has his student's pants on his tail. The monkey's smile only made his student's embarrassment increase. "I must admit, I didn't know your fanaticism reached such a point." The immortal warrior said rubbing a finger under his nose smugly seeing how much his successor admires him.


MK cringed as the monkeys and his teacher laugh at his situation. He couldn't help it! The teenager was a big fan of the Monkey King legend. MK has figures, pajamas, coloring books, stuffed animals, blankets; Of course he would have underwear like that! But this was the worst way to 'show' fanaticism. “G-Give me back my pants! It's not funny!" MK tries to retrieve the pants from him. But his teacher jumped away.


“New training! Catch me to get your pants back!” Monkey King said with a laugh. "Concentrate and don't think about how the monkeys laugh at your baby bottom!"


“MONKEY KING!!” MK yelled at his master. The teen keeps one hand trying to cover his underwear as he runs after the jumpsuit. "This is not funny!" The monkeys who laugh at seeing the young hero run without pants don't seem to think the same way as him.


MK runs and jumps all over the training area and even over Monkey King's house trying to catch his teacher. But he always got away at the last second. At least the immortal monkey made his student think that so MK wouldn't give up and continue the fun. It's been a while since Monkey King had fun with someone like this.


The memory of that made Monkey King's laugh falter for a moment.


MK, no longer bothering to cover hisself, leapt wildly at his master with open arms. "I! Wanna! My! Pants!" He was like a wild bull. Monkey King practically disappeared before his eyes. "As!?" MK crashed face-first into a rock. The teenager slowly slid to the ground.


Monkey King stands next to his student. "And what did we learn today?"


MK peels his face off the rock, his face was flat and his eyes were spinning like spirals. "Rocks are hard~!"


The immortal monkey shrugs. Noticing the waist of his student's briefs he had a malicious idea. "I guess I should give you an extra lesson." He held his waist.


MK felt that, his face turned red and he clenched his butt in anticipation. "You are the worst." After that statement Monkey King gives his student a big wedgie up to the sky. “YEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!” MK's shriek startled the jungle monkeys around the mountain.


"Good lungs." The immortal monkey mocked the student of him. "We'll keep this going until I get bored... or you break free, whichever comes first." He said, pulling the underwear back.


“GAAAAAHHHH!!” MK squealed in a high-pitched voice. The underoos that were colorful and comfortable now shoved between his buttocks, burning his behind and crushing his sacred fruits. It was a miracle that the cloth didn't tear considering the strength of the immortal warrior. "You can not be serious!" MK said holding himself trying to ease the pain.


Monkey King chuckles and begins to play with his student as if he were a yo-yo, stretching his underwear in a ridiculously comical way. “You better try to free yourself. Patience is a virtue which I possess."


That was a big lie. But the hero didn't need patience, he was having fun with this. The monkeys were also laughing seeing all this.


MK did everything he could think of to try to break free which boils down to flailing wildly but that only made the wedgie worse. It would have been smart for him to take the staff to use either to hit Monkey King or grow the staff and walk away. But that didn't even cross the teenager's mind. Well, to be fair, it's hard to think with underwear dividing your butt like this.


Monkey King changed the wedgie yo-yo, adding a wrist twist, causing upon return MK would be wrapped in his underwear like a mummy, then MK was unwrapped when he was thrown, repeating the process of this 'mummy yo-yo' several times.






MK was dizzy and he couldn't feel his butt anymore after several minutes of this. The teen smiles goofily with his eyes rolling and says. “Hehehehe~ Monkey King underwear~ Legendary quality~”


The immortal monkey chuckles. In reality, he was using a technique of channeling energy into objects to make them stronger, more resistant, and more durable. "Yeah boy, be proud to put up with a wedgie session from the real Monkey King."


MK gives a thumbs up and then he was wrapped in his underoos like a mummy again. Only this time Monkey King left him like that. "Hmph Hmm?" The teenager's voice was muffled.


"Oh this? It will be your ‘special training’ for today.” The immortal monkey took out a brush with fresh ink and began to write on the mummy's 'bandages'. It was an autograph accompanied by a small drawing of him doing the victory symbol. “Go down the hill, through the waterfall, through the jungle and get to where your blue friend is waiting for you.”


"Hmph mph mph!" MK complained with a glint of embarrassment peeking through. He tried to argue, jumping and squirming while wrapped in his underwear. Seeing that his teacher just chuckled, he understood that he didn't make sense. “Hmhp mhp!” MK turned and hopped away, complaining when a wrong move makes the wedgie worse.


The only thing distracting MK from his sore ass is finding a way to explain this to Sandy, keep some dignity, and have no one hear about it. NEVER!


Monkey King waves his hand in the air as he watches his student walk away from him. The monkey smiles with his arms crossed until he hears the waterfall open and close moments later.


Monkey King's cheerful face and smile changed to a grimace and a serious look. “Come out of your hiding place. I know you've been watching us."


A malicious laugh is heard. From among the shadows of the trees someone comes out. "Is it that one is not allowed to visit his old home and his old friend?"




 
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