“You’ll have to be faster than that if you want to catch me!” A thief in a harlequin costume shouted to mock his pursuer as he ran away with a bag filled with valuable gems. This thief was interested in other things though. “You should eat less cake! Your butt is already too big, Baron Buttbert!”


“Stop calling me that!” shouted the feline in the fancy suit chasing the monkey. “You know my name is Baron Humbert von Gikkingen!” But everyone refers to him as Baron.


The Baron has been busy lately and this criminal was to blame for this. His name is Prank-Monkey and he constantly sent letters warning of his nightly robberies. Only the strange monkey was more focused on embarrassing those who tried to stop him, that includes the Baron himself. While the Baron has prevented Prank-Monkey from stealing the valuable items the same cannot be said for the feline’s dignity. Baron almost always ended up with no pants, a wedgie and even a red bottom from spanking. But that ends today!


Prank-Monkey ran, going into an alley, only to stop in front of a wall. Before he could turn back the Baron was at the entrance of the alley, blocking the only way out. But far from being worried the monkey smiled.


“It’s over, Prank-Monkey, now you will pay for your crimes.” The feline said.


“I’m not sure you can do that, my dear Buttbert, your time is almost up.” The monkey said and threw the bag of gems into the air.


“I won’t fall for that distraction again!” The Baron ran towards the bandit. But that was what the monkey wanted. Several banana peels fell out of the bag and the feline ended up stepping on one. “Ahhhhh!” The Baron began to slide uncontrollably like a cartoon. Prank-Monkey happily stepped aside, letting the Baron crash into the wall. Of course he took advantage of this to shove his hands into the feline’s pants and grab his underwear. “MEEEEEOOOOWW!!” The Baron let out an undignified meow as his tighty whities with goldfish designs rose up cutting into his rear.


“I’d love to see how many wedgies you can take, but our time limit is approaching.” With great skill the monkey stretched the cat’s underwear over his head in an atomic wedgie. “And as a final touch~” He also pulled down the Baron’s pants, exposing a large pair of orange buttocks. Prank-Monkey didn’t hesitate to give him a farewell spank.


“MEOW!” The Baron was bright red in the face, feeling incredibly humiliated at having his underwear squashed around his ears and his pants around his ankles. But his wounded pride couldn’t just leave things like that! “Get back here.” The Baron attempted to follow the bandit out of the alley despite his current state. But as he did so he was greeted by the sun that was just beginning to rise. “No! Not now! Not with me like this!”


The Baron bent down to at least lift his pants, but it was too late. The magic that allowed him to move ran out and he stood petrified on the sidewalk, in the worst posture and state of clothing possible. That day everyone was amazed to see the statue of a cat with his pants down and an atomic wedgie, with so many details that the embarrassment was noticeable on his face. Not to mention a huge butt.