“Great, the path splits…” A Charmeleon explorer said to his companion. They had been exploring a dungeon, defeating enemies and avoiding traps that came their way. But now there was something unexpected. Gallade then asks Charmeleon. “Go up the stairs… or go down the stairs?” Normally there was only one path to advance in dungeons. But this one had 2 paths to follow to advance. “What do we do now? It’s not something we’ve seen before.” Charmeleon could use his explorer badge to go outside the dungeon and report on this unusual dungeon… or they could split up and take some treasures from the unexplored place. The Charmeleon’s greed led him to do the latter. “Let’s split up.” Gallade agreed to this and they split up. Charmeleon went up while Gallade went down. Charmeleon found himself in a dimly lit area so he used his tail as a torch to light his way. However that made him a clear target. “Mhh?” Charmeleon felt something on his foot and bent down to check it. “A piece of cloth? … no, this is…” He quickly recognized what he had found. “Underwear?” Charmeleon stood up again with the remains of a pair of red briefs in his hands. “How did this end up here? And why i-huh?” As he took a careless step the ground in front of him dipped slightly. Before Charmeleon could react hooks came down from the ceiling and pierced his clothes. Without giving him time to react Charmeleon was pulled into the air, most of his clothes ending up tearing and falling off his body… except of course for his light blue underoos with Pichu drawings on them. “EEEEEKKK! WHAT KIND OF RIDICULOUS TRAP IS THIS!?” Charmeleon screamed, now hanging in a wedgie. Charmeleon flailed his legs, tried to free himself from the wedgie with his hands, and even tried to breathe fire in hopes of damaging some mechanism or rope. But all of his attempts only made the underwear dig further into his butt. It seems his only option is to wait for his partner or someone else to find him to rescue him. That should be easy with the flame on his tail standing out in that dark place. Although its partner Gallage… “I’m a huge nerd who deserves this! Please! Continue!” Gallage shouted as a group of Haunter and Gengar who dominated the basement of that dungeon pulled at his underwear, a pair of pink panties with Halloween pumpkins on them. Besides his effeminate choice of underwear, the sparkle in Gallage’s eyes also stood out. “It seems this sissy nerd was never taught to protect himself from hypnosis.” Gengar said with a laugh as his partners took turns giving wedgies to the psychic pokémon. “Keep going until you can wrap this nerdy explorer up like a present. He will serve as a message to keep anyone from daring to return to our hideout!” Neither of these adventurers’ futures look bright. Perhaps if they had stayed together they would have had a chance of making it through the dungeon.