“Why do these things keep happening?” Charmy Bee said, lamenting his current situation. “We’ve had contact with so many aliens already, they might as well just make a normal visit instead of continuing to abduct people… Especially not me!”


The last thing Charmy remembers is that he was getting ready to sleep when an intense light came through his window, covering the entire room like a flash bomb. And the next moment he was strapped to a table in a spaceship. Not only had the aliens abducted him for experimentation, he didn’t even have his pants on when it happened! The only thing separating Charmy from the naked are his MLP underoos.


“Hey! Whoever is in charge of this abduction! Give me some pants or a robe!” Charmy shouted, as if they were actually going to listen to him.


Charmy struggled against his restraints, being held on a table upside down. He was quite worried about… *that* abductions were so well known for. A hatch in the floor opened and the bee feared what was going to happen. Charmy let out a sigh of relief when he saw that they were just mechanical hands, then tensed up again when he felt his underwear being grabbed.


Charmy then felt the familiar sensation of his underwear being pulled up his butt. “GYAAAHHH!! WEDGIEEE!!” The force of the wedgie was so strong that Charmy was surprised he hadn’t been lifted off the table. “Don’t tell me you traveled through space just to humiliate me!” The bee screams as the mechanical hands continue to pull on the underoos.


In an adjoining room, the aliens watch Charmy’s transmission of receiving wedgies. One of the aliens appears to be making notes on a holographic screen while another alien takes a picture to place alongside the other images of other subjects they’ve experimented on.


Among those subjects, Tails could be seen in his Care Bear underoos, crying when he was given a wedgie up to his shoulders. There was also Mickey looking derpy with his Paw Patrol underoos on top of his head in an atomic wedgie. There was even a picture of Mighty and Ray in a cross wedgie wearing pink heart underoos and Blue's Clues underoos respectively.


The aliens communicate in an unknown language. But we have the translator for that!


“This research into the reactions of Earth beings isn't moving forward. All the subjects have too similar reactions.”


“You're the one who wanted to mimic these so-called 'wedgies' you saw after picking up the transmission waves coming from the planet.”


The alien caressed his abdomen in an attempt to stimulate his second brain. “Maybe we should try it with more robotic arms.” Pressing a button, several other hands joined in to tug at Charmy Bee's underwear, looking for more reactions from the bee than just pathetic whimpers.