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Enjoy.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "An old St. Patrick's Day story. Enjoy.", "writing": "The sun filters through the curtains, moving slowly up to bring the owner of the room. The green hedgehog groans when the light hits his face forcing him to wake up. The green hedgehog sits on the bed, stretching out his arms as he gives a long yawn. “Top o the morning.” Irish the Irish hedgehog got out of bed and put on a green bathrobe and black plush slippers.\n\n\nThe hedgehog leaves the room and later leaves the house with a smile, observing the garden. He walks up the driveway to the mailbox…but there was something strange. \"Huh?\" Irish narrows his eyes looking around. \"How strange... hasn't any clover bloomed?\" That was new. Ever since he moved in he always got a 4 leaf clover to start the day. But today there was only freshly cut grass thanks to the fact that his nice neighbor always offers to help take care of the garden so that the neighborhood is beautiful.\n\n\n\"Huh... well, it doesn't mean anything.\" The hedgehog shrugs, deciding to go about his day as normal.\n\n\n\"Newspaper!\" A boy on a bicycle said as he tosses a rolled up newspaper. Which hit the hedgehog in the face.\n\n\n“Guhh~” Irish had crossed eyes and a derpy smile. He staggered causing his robe to catch on the mailbox. \"Extra extra~ Talking potatoes sing too~\"\n\n\nA woman was walking her dog and turned around when she heard the nonsense that the hedgehog said. \"Yeeeek! Pervert!\" She squealed in disgust.\n\n\nThe high pitched voice made Irish react and then he saw himself, The robe is open showing his Lucky Charm underoos with a cute rainbow elastic and Irish's name written in marker. The hedgehog tries to cover himself with his hands and lets out an embarrassed laugh as his face turns red. This didn't matter to the woman and she slapped him so hard that the hedgehog spun around like a ballerina losing one of his slippers in the process. Irish came to a halt as he fell to the grass with a hand scarred across his face and his butt lifted. The woman left with her dog, which took the hedgehog's slipper.\n\n\n\n\nIrish returned to his house after that way of starting the day. \"Huff, that was a weird consequence.\" He said as he headed for the bathroom. “Arra.” (it's an Irish expression similar to: Well, to bad weather, good face!') \"Better just ignore that, I'm sure the day will continue to shine.\" The hedgehog said remaining optimistic.\n\n\nOnce there, Irish tossed his underwear into the laundry basket and turned on the shower. But the water did not come out. The hedgehog blinks in confusion and turns the keys further until they are all the way up. \"There's no water?\" He opened the tub mixer, getting the same results. “This is weird…” Irish crouched down and tried to see inside the faucet as if he was going to find the solution there.\n\n\nThe pipe trembled and broke as a torrent of water was ejected! The faucet hit Irish in the face and then he was pushed back by the force of the water! The hedgehog would see little rainbows spinning around his head as the water quickly pooled in the tub and then the bathroom. Within moments the bathroom door was shaking and jets of water were gushing out as the bathroom filled with water. The hedgehog was swimming in his own bathroom, even a small submarine crossed in front of him and a family of rubber duckies.\n\n\nIrish only had one idea to get out of this predicament. He swam to the toilet and flushed. The water began to be sucked with a tornado, including the same Irish who began to swim trying not to go down the toilet. In the end the hedgehog ended up with his butt stuck in the toilet and his eyes rolling with a derpy face. This was not the shower he expected.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAfter recovering, Irish dried the bathroom and went to get dressed… only to remember that most of his clothes were dirty, he had been lazy about going to the laundry, so he only had his emergency clothes and his hat. The hedgehog dressed in a mint green shirt with a 4-leaf clover on the chest and darker green short overalls, which gave him a natural wedgie and he had to get it off his butt.\n\n\n\n\nIrish goes downstairs and into the kitchen. \"Wow. Maybe a good breakfast will make this day better.\" The surprise toy in the cereal box always makes the Irish hedgehog happy, he had a collection of those colorful little toys. The thought made him smile.\n\n\nThe hedgehog wiggled his butt slightly as he searched for the bowl, spoon, and glass, then went to the refrigerator for milk and orange juice, finally for the box of Lucky Charms cereal. (One of many in his pantry.) The hedgehog hums a song as he pours the orange juice, then pours the cereal into the bowl…there's plenty left in the box. \"The toy is at the bottom... maybe I could...\" He considered 'cheating' and reaching for the toy, his hand trembled about to do so, but he managed to resist the urge. “I will in my hole.” Irish phrase meaning: 'that you absolutely won't'. “Cereals are sacred, this is just a bit of…bad luck.” Irish felt strange saying that. He shakes his head to shake the feeling away and eat his breakfast.\n\n\n\n\nAt least breakfast was pretty good considering how the day started for Irish. Now it's time to get out. The hedgehog put his dirty clothes in a couple of sacks and headed towards the laundromat that is 3 blocks away. “Arra. It's a nice sunny day.” Irish said and walked carrying the sacks along the sidewalk greeting some neighbors who were in his yard. “Arra. I guess this is still a good day.\" The green hedgehog said with a smile.\n\n\nSuddenly a football came hitting Irish in the crotch. The hedgehog's eyes almost popped out of his sockets with a look of pain, his mouth formed a 0 and his knees buckled inward. “WOOOOHH!” Irish grabs his crotch, slumps to the sidewalk, whimpering in pain and teary-eyed.\n\n\nA couple of teenagers run around the side of a house onto the sidewalk. One of them is a bear and the other is a golden dog.\n\n\n\"I told you to stop throwing so high.\" The canine scolded his friend.\n\n\nThe bear clicks its tongue at him. \"It's not my fault you can't catch a pitch.\"\n\n\n\"Not even a giraffe could have caught that toss!\" the golden exclaimed.\n\n\nUpon reaching the sidewalk, the boys look nearby for their ball. They immediately noticed the hedgehog on the ground holding on to itself. The teenagers did not hesitate to point at Irish and start laughing.\n\n\n\"What's going on? Did your little willy get caught in the zipper of your pants? The bear sneered as he wiped a small tear from his eye.\n\n\nThe golden dog takes the phone from him and focuses the camera on the hedgehog. \"A zipper? Look how he is dressed, this guy must stay in diapers!\" He took a photograph to post on the internet. \"Hey, it's our ball.\" The canine picks up the football that was next to the hedgehog.\n\n\n\"Great, let's keep practicing.\" The bear said with a smile.\n\n\nBoth teens walked off leaving Irish on the ground.\n\n\n\n\nIrish resumed his journey, this time keeping his legs spread and walking like a cowboy as he carries the bags of his clothes to the laundromat. The overalls' natural wedgie didn't help that. The hedgehog sighed slightly after entering, seeing the washers and dryers lined up. \"It seems there's no one today... in that case...\"\n\n\nIrish moved over to one of the washers and placed all of his underoos inside. Each pair of underwear was colorful and with cute prints, they are very embarrassing, but the hedgehog found those underwear very comfortable and cute. It's not like he's going around showing people his underoos.\n\n\nIrish finished loading the washer with spring meadow-scented soap and fabric softener. “Gentle wash and go.” The hedgehog said with a smile. He did the same with the rest of his clothes in other washers.\n\n\nWith the machines working Irish could relax, so he took a seat and started checking his phone. The hedgehog wrote some messages to his family and reviews some memes that he has received. The Irish hedgehog had a good time with his phone.\n\n\n\n\nSome time later, the machines had finished the wash cycle so Irish must put his clothes in the dryer. But as soon as he opened the first washing machine he was in for a surprise. \"PINK?\" The hedgehog takes out a pair of shirts that were white, but have been dyed pink. \"Nooo! Why did this happen? I don't even have red clothes!\" Irish pulls the clothes off him, all the white had turned to pink. And at the bottom of the washing machine was a little red sock, it looked like the perfect size for a baby. “Ugh. Someone will have a cold foot.\" Irish sighed and took most of his clothes to a dryer.\n\n\nA woman in her late 40s and her husband of a similar age entered the laundry, it was a couple of wild boars who didn't even notice the hedgehog when they entered.\n\n\n“Good job repairing the washing machine at home.” The woman said sarcastically. “Now we will have to raise money to buy a new one.”\n\n\nThe man growls between his teeth as he carries sacks of dirty clothes. “Stop buying a pair of shoes every week and in no time we will have the money.”\n\n\nIrish swallows hard at the couple's angrily arguing and tries to ignore them. Which would be difficult since they took the machine next to the one containing his underwear. The hedgehog sighs and moves trying not to intrude on the big pigs. He opens the washer and reaches in, pulling out the first item of clothing he picks up. \"Huh!?\" Irish looked incredulous and blushed at the pair of panties in his hand, the feminine garment is yellow with purple flowers, it's not something that was his. Just that so many things do people forget in the washing machine?\n\n\nThe boar woman noticed the hedgehog holding a pair of panties and automatically she thought the worst. \"What do you think you're doing!? Are you stealing the underwear!?”\n\n\nIrish blushed a deeper shade. \"N-No!\"\n\n\nShe wasn't convinced, on the contrary, she looked angrier. \"Don't try to fool me! I saw how you took those panties out of the washing machine!”\n\n\n\"B-But it's my washing machine!\" The hedgehog said without thinking about how that could be misconstrued.\n\n\nThere was a moment of awkward silence in the laundry room. Then uproarious laughter filled the place, it was the boar man who was cracking up thinking that Irish wears panties. He only stopped laughing when his wife gave him a dirty look.\n\n\n\"We'll talk when we get home.\" The boar woman said, it was evident that the man would be in serious trouble later. But for now she returned her attention and anger to the green hedgehog. \"As for you, I know what you do, I've seen it on TakTuk, they dress in a childish way to appear innocent while doing these things!\"\n\n\nIrish raises his hands and shakes them slightly. \"This is a misunderstanding caused by a bad coincidence!\" He starts to back away.\n\n\n\"Dear!\" The boar woman said as she points to the green hedgehog. \"Show this guy a lesson in respecting other people's property!\" She ordered her husband.\n\n\nThe boar man begins to approach the hedgehog. “Nothing personal, little man. You'll understand when you have a wife you want to keep in a good mood so she doesn't sleep on the couch.\"\n\n\nThe establishment began to shake while the noise of a fight was heard, although the blows are only in one direction. It all ended with a particularly strong blow. Irish ended up squashed against the glass at the front of the laundromat. The hedgehog had his clothes battered, eyes rolling in anime whorls, tongue lolling out of his mouth and drooling excessively. Irish slid slowly to the ground, his head on the ground and his buttocks raised.\n\n\nAfter that, and to compensate her husband with a kiss to the boar woman, it occurred to her to put the 'absent girl's' clothes in the dryer. Only to find loads of underoos. The couple realized that the hedgehog was telling the truth. So they did what any adult would do when they realized they had made a mistake. They threw some bills at the semi-conscious hedgehog, took their things and fled to another laundromat to avoid trouble.\n\n\n\n\nA couple of hours later Irish was back home with an ice pack on his head. \"This day has been quite unfortunate for me…\" He drops his head back against the kitchen table, trying to think what he did to make this day different. It was then that Irish remembered that he didn't have a 4-leaf clover with him today. \"Sure, dah! That's the answer!\" The hedgehog gets up. \"I must find a lucky clover!\" He said aloud and then went out into the garden of his house.\n\n\nThinking that the lucky clover grew in another part of the Irish garden he crouched too closely on the grass, this made his behind rise up. Neighbors pass by on the sidewalk and see the hedgehog shaking his butt as he moves around the garden, most of them laugh and scoff comparing him to a dog while others think that this is quite inappropriate behaviour. Irish listened to some of these comments making his face turn red, but he insisted on his search for the lucky clover.\n\n\nHowever, after more than an hour of searching, Irish found no 4-leaf clover. \"There is nothing.\" Irish taps his foot as he thinks about what to do next. The hedgehog then looks at the small fence that separates his garden and his neighbor's garden. “No… I shouldn't do it, that could bring me problems with my neighbor. That's too much to search for a 4-leaf clover.\"\n\n\nIrish was about to go home and watch TV. But as soon as the hedgehog turned around, the automatic sprinklers activated and shot streams of water. One of those jets hit Irish between the legs. “Gah! Cold!\" The hedgehog jumped out of the garden and looked down with his legs spread, he blushed to see how his overalls now had a wet patch giving the impression that Irish had gotten wet. \"Is seriously?\"\n\n\n\"Hihihi~\"\n\n\nA laugh caught Irish's attention and he looked up. A couple of rather attractive girls were nearby and noticed the hedgehog, one of them was giggling slightly and the other looked embarrassed. The giggly girl whispers to her friend, laughing more as they resume their walk. Irish had a red face and a twitch in his eye.\n\n\n\"I've had enough of this bad luck!\" Irish crosses his garden until he reaches the fence and starts jumping over it. In his little outburst of anger he forgot it was easier to take a detour. \"I'll search the whole neighborhood for that clover if I have to!\" He said as he swings one leg over the fence and pushes his body forward. But the hedgehog went too far and fell to the other side. \"Wah!\" Or at least that was the case for a second until one of the straps on his overalls got caught in the fence preventing the hedgehog from hitting the ground. “…hugh, that was w-” The strap snapped causing Irish to fall face-first onto the grass. The hedgehog gets up and spits out some leaves with dirt. So he sarcastically asks. \"What will be next?\"\n\n\nThe answer came in the form of a growl. Irish turns his head to come face to face with an angry bulldog wearing a black spiked collar. The hedgehog then remembered, the neighbor just got a dog to take care of his home. \"... cute little dog... give me the paw?\"\n\n\n“GRRRRRRR!” The bulldog then pounced on the intruder.\n\n\n“GEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAK!!”\n\n\nA cloud of struggle forms as the hedgehog is attacked by the dog. Irish tried to escape but the dog brought him back to the cloud. “DO NOT BITE IN THERE!! ANYWHERE BUT THERE!!” The hedgehog cried inside the cloud while pieces of his clothes fall like leaves on the ground.\n\n\n“YEEEEOOOK!!!” Irish jumps several feet in the air with the bulldog holding onto his butt. When the hedgehog's overalls fell, it was completely torn off, leaving the hedgehog with his hat, almost none of his shirt, socks and underwear with drawings of shamrocks and rainbows. “HEEEELP MYYY!!” Irish started running around the neighborhood being chased by the dog. This was definitely the most unlucky day in the hedgehog's life.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSeveral hours later Irish returned to the neighborhood at night, he lost the dog after hiding in a dumpster. So the hedgehog was now tired, dirty and almost naked. Irish made it to the sidewalk in front of his house and fell into the garden. He needed a moment to catch his breath.\n\n\nA cute voice asked. \"Sir, are you alright?\"\n\n\n\"Huh?\" Irish raised his head slightly seeing a little Rabbit in an orange dress and accompanied by a Chao with a red bow tie.\n\n\nCream asked again. \"Are you okay? You need help?\"\n\n\nThe girl's kindness made the hedgehog smile slightly. “Top o the nights, little miss. I… I'm fine, it's just that this hasn't been my luckiest day.” He sits.\n\n\nCream's eyes light up. \"Oh! I have something that can help with that!” She reaches into the pocket of her dress. “Ta-ran~!” Cream pulls out a 4-leaf clover and holds it up like a trophy even though it looks a little wilted. \"I'm sure there's still good luck magic in this shamrock.\" Cream takes one of Irish's hands and places the small plant there. \"I hope this helps you.\"\n\n\nIrish shed little tears from emotion, not from finding a good luck charm, he was so moved by the girl's kindness that he was unable to articulate words of gratitude. Instead of him he smiled biting his bottom lip and nodding.\n\n\nCream smiles. “I have to go home now or mom will worry. See you sir, I hope things get better for you.\" She shakes off her hand as she walks.\n\n\nIrish did the same, even when he stopped looking at the rabbit.\n\n\nIrish got up and walked into his house, still smiling. The hedgehog begins to think about what to do next, being interrupted by his stomach growling. He was too tired to cook anything so he opted for something easy and delicious. Cereal with milk.\n\n\nThe hedgehog picked up a bowl, a spoon, the carton of milk, and the box of cereal. \"This is good enough.\" Irish said and began to pour the cereal into the bowl. A small plastic package fell out. \"Oh, it must be the cereal box prize, I guess I got some luck.\" He laughs to himself. \"Let's see what we have here...\"\n\n\nIrish took the small plastic package and carefully opened it. The prize turned out to be a small figurine of a rabbit holding a 4-leaf clover. Irish smiles, this reminds him of the kind girl from before. “I have the perfect place for you.”\n\n\nAfter a quick bath, due to the shower still being broken, Irish got ready for bed, being in the mood for something warm and soft, so Irish changed into his green Lucky Charm pajamas. Before getting into bed he looks at the small figurine on his nightstand. \"I guess a little bad luck now and then isn't so bad.\" Irish turns off the lights and gets into bed falling asleep in a few moments.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "The sun filters through the curtains, moving slowly up to bring the owner of the room. The green hedgehog groans when the light hits his face forcing him to wake up. The green hedgehog sits on the bed, stretching out his arms as he gives a long yawn. “Top o the morning.” Irish the Irish hedgehog got out of bed and put on a green bathrobe and black plush slippers.


The hedgehog leaves the room and later leaves the house with a smile, observing the garden. He walks up the driveway to the mailbox…but there was something strange. "Huh?" Irish narrows his eyes looking around. "How strange... hasn't any clover bloomed?" That was new. Ever since he moved in he always got a 4 leaf clover to start the day. But today there was only freshly cut grass thanks to the fact that his nice neighbor always offers to help take care of the garden so that the neighborhood is beautiful.


"Huh... well, it doesn't mean anything." The hedgehog shrugs, deciding to go about his day as normal.


"Newspaper!" A boy on a bicycle said as he tosses a rolled up newspaper. Which hit the hedgehog in the face.


“Guhh~” Irish had crossed eyes and a derpy smile. He staggered causing his robe to catch on the mailbox. "Extra extra~ Talking potatoes sing too~"


A woman was walking her dog and turned around when she heard the nonsense that the hedgehog said. "Yeeeek! Pervert!" She squealed in disgust.


The high pitched voice made Irish react and then he saw himself, The robe is open showing his Lucky Charm underoos with a cute rainbow elastic and Irish's name written in marker. The hedgehog tries to cover himself with his hands and lets out an embarrassed laugh as his face turns red. This didn't matter to the woman and she slapped him so hard that the hedgehog spun around like a ballerina losing one of his slippers in the process. Irish came to a halt as he fell to the grass with a hand scarred across his face and his butt lifted. The woman left with her dog, which took the hedgehog's slipper.




Irish returned to his house after that way of starting the day. "Huff, that was a weird consequence." He said as he headed for the bathroom. “Arra.” (it's an Irish expression similar to: Well, to bad weather, good face!') "Better just ignore that, I'm sure the day will continue to shine." The hedgehog said remaining optimistic.


Once there, Irish tossed his underwear into the laundry basket and turned on the shower. But the water did not come out. The hedgehog blinks in confusion and turns the keys further until they are all the way up. "There's no water?" He opened the tub mixer, getting the same results. “This is weird…” Irish crouched down and tried to see inside the faucet as if he was going to find the solution there.


The pipe trembled and broke as a torrent of water was ejected! The faucet hit Irish in the face and then he was pushed back by the force of the water! The hedgehog would see little rainbows spinning around his head as the water quickly pooled in the tub and then the bathroom. Within moments the bathroom door was shaking and jets of water were gushing out as the bathroom filled with water. The hedgehog was swimming in his own bathroom, even a small submarine crossed in front of him and a family of rubber duckies.


Irish only had one idea to get out of this predicament. He swam to the toilet and flushed. The water began to be sucked with a tornado, including the same Irish who began to swim trying not to go down the toilet. In the end the hedgehog ended up with his butt stuck in the toilet and his eyes rolling with a derpy face. This was not the shower he expected.






After recovering, Irish dried the bathroom and went to get dressed… only to remember that most of his clothes were dirty, he had been lazy about going to the laundry, so he only had his emergency clothes and his hat. The hedgehog dressed in a mint green shirt with a 4-leaf clover on the chest and darker green short overalls, which gave him a natural wedgie and he had to get it off his butt.




Irish goes downstairs and into the kitchen. "Wow. Maybe a good breakfast will make this day better." The surprise toy in the cereal box always makes the Irish hedgehog happy, he had a collection of those colorful little toys. The thought made him smile.


The hedgehog wiggled his butt slightly as he searched for the bowl, spoon, and glass, then went to the refrigerator for milk and orange juice, finally for the box of Lucky Charms cereal. (One of many in his pantry.) The hedgehog hums a song as he pours the orange juice, then pours the cereal into the bowl…there's plenty left in the box. "The toy is at the bottom... maybe I could..." He considered 'cheating' and reaching for the toy, his hand trembled about to do so, but he managed to resist the urge. “I will in my hole.” Irish phrase meaning: 'that you absolutely won't'. “Cereals are sacred, this is just a bit of…bad luck.” Irish felt strange saying that. He shakes his head to shake the feeling away and eat his breakfast.




At least breakfast was pretty good considering how the day started for Irish. Now it's time to get out. The hedgehog put his dirty clothes in a couple of sacks and headed towards the laundromat that is 3 blocks away. “Arra. It's a nice sunny day.” Irish said and walked carrying the sacks along the sidewalk greeting some neighbors who were in his yard. “Arra. I guess this is still a good day." The green hedgehog said with a smile.


Suddenly a football came hitting Irish in the crotch. The hedgehog's eyes almost popped out of his sockets with a look of pain, his mouth formed a 0 and his knees buckled inward. “WOOOOHH!” Irish grabs his crotch, slumps to the sidewalk, whimpering in pain and teary-eyed.


A couple of teenagers run around the side of a house onto the sidewalk. One of them is a bear and the other is a golden dog.


"I told you to stop throwing so high." The canine scolded his friend.


The bear clicks its tongue at him. "It's not my fault you can't catch a pitch."


"Not even a giraffe could have caught that toss!" the golden exclaimed.


Upon reaching the sidewalk, the boys look nearby for their ball. They immediately noticed the hedgehog on the ground holding on to itself. The teenagers did not hesitate to point at Irish and start laughing.


"What's going on? Did your little willy get caught in the zipper of your pants? The bear sneered as he wiped a small tear from his eye.


The golden dog takes the phone from him and focuses the camera on the hedgehog. "A zipper? Look how he is dressed, this guy must stay in diapers!" He took a photograph to post on the internet. "Hey, it's our ball." The canine picks up the football that was next to the hedgehog.


"Great, let's keep practicing." The bear said with a smile.


Both teens walked off leaving Irish on the ground.




Irish resumed his journey, this time keeping his legs spread and walking like a cowboy as he carries the bags of his clothes to the laundromat. The overalls' natural wedgie didn't help that. The hedgehog sighed slightly after entering, seeing the washers and dryers lined up. "It seems there's no one today... in that case..."


Irish moved over to one of the washers and placed all of his underoos inside. Each pair of underwear was colorful and with cute prints, they are very embarrassing, but the hedgehog found those underwear very comfortable and cute. It's not like he's going around showing people his underoos.


Irish finished loading the washer with spring meadow-scented soap and fabric softener. “Gentle wash and go.” The hedgehog said with a smile. He did the same with the rest of his clothes in other washers.


With the machines working Irish could relax, so he took a seat and started checking his phone. The hedgehog wrote some messages to his family and reviews some memes that he has received. The Irish hedgehog had a good time with his phone.




Some time later, the machines had finished the wash cycle so Irish must put his clothes in the dryer. But as soon as he opened the first washing machine he was in for a surprise. "PINK?" The hedgehog takes out a pair of shirts that were white, but have been dyed pink. "Nooo! Why did this happen? I don't even have red clothes!" Irish pulls the clothes off him, all the white had turned to pink. And at the bottom of the washing machine was a little red sock, it looked like the perfect size for a baby. “Ugh. Someone will have a cold foot." Irish sighed and took most of his clothes to a dryer.


A woman in her late 40s and her husband of a similar age entered the laundry, it was a couple of wild boars who didn't even notice the hedgehog when they entered.


“Good job repairing the washing machine at home.” The woman said sarcastically. “Now we will have to raise money to buy a new one.”


The man growls between his teeth as he carries sacks of dirty clothes. “Stop buying a pair of shoes every week and in no time we will have the money.”


Irish swallows hard at the couple's angrily arguing and tries to ignore them. Which would be difficult since they took the machine next to the one containing his underwear. The hedgehog sighs and moves trying not to intrude on the big pigs. He opens the washer and reaches in, pulling out the first item of clothing he picks up. "Huh!?" Irish looked incredulous and blushed at the pair of panties in his hand, the feminine garment is yellow with purple flowers, it's not something that was his. Just that so many things do people forget in the washing machine?


The boar woman noticed the hedgehog holding a pair of panties and automatically she thought the worst. "What do you think you're doing!? Are you stealing the underwear!?”


Irish blushed a deeper shade. "N-No!"


She wasn't convinced, on the contrary, she looked angrier. "Don't try to fool me! I saw how you took those panties out of the washing machine!”


"B-But it's my washing machine!" The hedgehog said without thinking about how that could be misconstrued.


There was a moment of awkward silence in the laundry room. Then uproarious laughter filled the place, it was the boar man who was cracking up thinking that Irish wears panties. He only stopped laughing when his wife gave him a dirty look.


"We'll talk when we get home." The boar woman said, it was evident that the man would be in serious trouble later. But for now she returned her attention and anger to the green hedgehog. "As for you, I know what you do, I've seen it on TakTuk, they dress in a childish way to appear innocent while doing these things!"


Irish raises his hands and shakes them slightly. "This is a misunderstanding caused by a bad coincidence!" He starts to back away.


"Dear!" The boar woman said as she points to the green hedgehog. "Show this guy a lesson in respecting other people's property!" She ordered her husband.


The boar man begins to approach the hedgehog. “Nothing personal, little man. You'll understand when you have a wife you want to keep in a good mood so she doesn't sleep on the couch."


The establishment began to shake while the noise of a fight was heard, although the blows are only in one direction. It all ended with a particularly strong blow. Irish ended up squashed against the glass at the front of the laundromat. The hedgehog had his clothes battered, eyes rolling in anime whorls, tongue lolling out of his mouth and drooling excessively. Irish slid slowly to the ground, his head on the ground and his buttocks raised.


After that, and to compensate her husband with a kiss to the boar woman, it occurred to her to put the 'absent girl's' clothes in the dryer. Only to find loads of underoos. The couple realized that the hedgehog was telling the truth. So they did what any adult would do when they realized they had made a mistake. They threw some bills at the semi-conscious hedgehog, took their things and fled to another laundromat to avoid trouble.




A couple of hours later Irish was back home with an ice pack on his head. "This day has been quite unfortunate for me…" He drops his head back against the kitchen table, trying to think what he did to make this day different. It was then that Irish remembered that he didn't have a 4-leaf clover with him today. "Sure, dah! That's the answer!" The hedgehog gets up. "I must find a lucky clover!" He said aloud and then went out into the garden of his house.


Thinking that the lucky clover grew in another part of the Irish garden he crouched too closely on the grass, this made his behind rise up. Neighbors pass by on the sidewalk and see the hedgehog shaking his butt as he moves around the garden, most of them laugh and scoff comparing him to a dog while others think that this is quite inappropriate behaviour. Irish listened to some of these comments making his face turn red, but he insisted on his search for the lucky clover.


However, after more than an hour of searching, Irish found no 4-leaf clover. "There is nothing." Irish taps his foot as he thinks about what to do next. The hedgehog then looks at the small fence that separates his garden and his neighbor's garden. “No… I shouldn't do it, that could bring me problems with my neighbor. That's too much to search for a 4-leaf clover."


Irish was about to go home and watch TV. But as soon as the hedgehog turned around, the automatic sprinklers activated and shot streams of water. One of those jets hit Irish between the legs. “Gah! Cold!" The hedgehog jumped out of the garden and looked down with his legs spread, he blushed to see how his overalls now had a wet patch giving the impression that Irish had gotten wet. "Is seriously?"


"Hihihi~"


A laugh caught Irish's attention and he looked up. A couple of rather attractive girls were nearby and noticed the hedgehog, one of them was giggling slightly and the other looked embarrassed. The giggly girl whispers to her friend, laughing more as they resume their walk. Irish had a red face and a twitch in his eye.


"I've had enough of this bad luck!" Irish crosses his garden until he reaches the fence and starts jumping over it. In his little outburst of anger he forgot it was easier to take a detour. "I'll search the whole neighborhood for that clover if I have to!" He said as he swings one leg over the fence and pushes his body forward. But the hedgehog went too far and fell to the other side. "Wah!" Or at least that was the case for a second until one of the straps on his overalls got caught in the fence preventing the hedgehog from hitting the ground. “…hugh, that was w-” The strap snapped causing Irish to fall face-first onto the grass. The hedgehog gets up and spits out some leaves with dirt. So he sarcastically asks. "What will be next?"


The answer came in the form of a growl. Irish turns his head to come face to face with an angry bulldog wearing a black spiked collar. The hedgehog then remembered, the neighbor just got a dog to take care of his home. "... cute little dog... give me the paw?"


“GRRRRRRR!” The bulldog then pounced on the intruder.


“GEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAK!!”


A cloud of struggle forms as the hedgehog is attacked by the dog. Irish tried to escape but the dog brought him back to the cloud. “DO NOT BITE IN THERE!! ANYWHERE BUT THERE!!” The hedgehog cried inside the cloud while pieces of his clothes fall like leaves on the ground.


“YEEEEOOOK!!!” Irish jumps several feet in the air with the bulldog holding onto his butt. When the hedgehog's overalls fell, it was completely torn off, leaving the hedgehog with his hat, almost none of his shirt, socks and underwear with drawings of shamrocks and rainbows. “HEEEELP MYYY!!” Irish started running around the neighborhood being chased by the dog. This was definitely the most unlucky day in the hedgehog's life.








Several hours later Irish returned to the neighborhood at night, he lost the dog after hiding in a dumpster. So the hedgehog was now tired, dirty and almost naked. Irish made it to the sidewalk in front of his house and fell into the garden. He needed a moment to catch his breath.


A cute voice asked. "Sir, are you alright?"


"Huh?" Irish raised his head slightly seeing a little Rabbit in an orange dress and accompanied by a Chao with a red bow tie.


Cream asked again. "Are you okay? You need help?"


The girl's kindness made the hedgehog smile slightly. “Top o the nights, little miss. I… I'm fine, it's just that this hasn't been my luckiest day.” He sits.


Cream's eyes light up. "Oh! I have something that can help with that!” She reaches into the pocket of her dress. “Ta-ran~!” Cream pulls out a 4-leaf clover and holds it up like a trophy even though it looks a little wilted. "I'm sure there's still good luck magic in this shamrock." Cream takes one of Irish's hands and places the small plant there. "I hope this helps you."


Irish shed little tears from emotion, not from finding a good luck charm, he was so moved by the girl's kindness that he was unable to articulate words of gratitude. Instead of him he smiled biting his bottom lip and nodding.


Cream smiles. “I have to go home now or mom will worry. See you sir, I hope things get better for you." She shakes off her hand as she walks.


Irish did the same, even when he stopped looking at the rabbit.


Irish got up and walked into his house, still smiling. The hedgehog begins to think about what to do next, being interrupted by his stomach growling. He was too tired to cook anything so he opted for something easy and delicious. Cereal with milk.


The hedgehog picked up a bowl, a spoon, the carton of milk, and the box of cereal. "This is good enough." Irish said and began to pour the cereal into the bowl. A small plastic package fell out. "Oh, it must be the cereal box prize, I guess I got some luck." He laughs to himself. "Let's see what we have here..."


Irish took the small plastic package and carefully opened it. The prize turned out to be a small figurine of a rabbit holding a 4-leaf clover. Irish smiles, this reminds him of the kind girl from before. “I have the perfect place for you.”


After a quick bath, due to the shower still being broken, Irish got ready for bed, being in the mood for something warm and soft, so Irish changed into his green Lucky Charm pajamas. Before getting into bed he looks at the small figurine on his nightstand. "I guess a little bad luck now and then isn't so bad." Irish turns off the lights and gets into bed falling asleep in a few moments.", "pools_count": 0, "title": "A unfortunate day for Irish.", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/plain", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "1", "rating_name": "Mature", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "2", "name": "Nudity", "description": "Nonsexual nudity exposing breasts or genitals (must not show arousal)", "rating_id": "1" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "76" }