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This time we are going to China to see the adventures of the best panda of all time! Po!\n\n\nI really like the Kung Fu Panda movies and the series. So here we go with the first story of its kind! Enjoy a lot!\n\n\n\n\n-----\n\n\n\n\nThe sun gently illuminates the Valley of Peace. The people of the village worked and carried out their activities with tranquility. Children run and play along the paths. Others decide to go eat Mr. Ping's delicious bowl of noodles. Tranquility was in the air, dancing gently in the gentle breeze, reaching every-\n\n\n\"Run faster!\" And the tranquility died. Fung leads the bandit crocodiles as they flee through the city roads, carrying large sacks of stolen goods, pushing aside anyone unlucky enough to be in their way. \"I refuse to be captured by a big fat panda!\"\n\n\n\"I'm not just a big fat panda!\" Po, also known by his dragon warrior title, runs after the bandits. \"I'm THE big fat panda!\"\n\n\n“Focus on catching them and getting back what the bandits stole!” Tigress said seriously as she ran alongside her companions avoiding people.\n\n\nMonkey is jumping and running across the rooftops. “They are just bandits. They are practically basic enemies for us!” He said with a more relaxed and confident attitude.\n\n\n“Yes, but they are annoying as fleas!” Mantis said jumping between the people and trading posts. His size and speed made it difficult for him to be detected by them. \"I know very well, I met many fleas at school!\"\n\n\n\"Annoyed or simple, we must recover what they stole!\" Viper said slipping between the feet of the people, barely being seen by them.\n\n\n\"We're listening to you know!\" Fung said upset. If he wanted to hear them put him down, he would have stayed home with his father! “Split up and try to lose them! See you at the base!” The crocodile told the group of bandits about him.\n\n\nThe crocodiles nodded and parted ways, taking different paths through the crowd.\n\n\nPo looks up at the sky. \"Crane!\"\n\n\nThe crane that flies above his companions looked down from above, seeing the bandits. “Fung is at 11! The other bandits went to 9, 2 and 4!”\n\n\n\"I'm going for Fung!\" The panda said, eleven o'clock is next to twelve, so he wouldn't mistake where he should go this time.\n\n\nThe kung fu warriors split up to chase after the disbanded group of crocodiles. Monkey accompanies Viper, Mantis follows Crane, Tigress goes after him and Po goes after the crocodile leader.\n\n\nThe chase after the Fung went on longer than the panda would have liked. It's not his fault that he's so big. The crocodile managed to run out of town and into the forest. He is determined to come home with a big booty to shut his father's mouth! Even if it means facing the dragon warrior!\n\n\nFung pulls one of the axes out of him while still running. “Eat bamboo!” The crocodile said cutting the bottom of the bamboo canes causing them to start falling behind him.\n\n\n\"Skadoosh!\" But the panda proved to be more agile than he appears, jumping and dodging the long canes coming at him. \"He has! Thanks for the stilts!” Po said jumping and catching 2 bamboo poles, holding on with his hands and feet to use them taking long steps approaching the crocodile. “Whohoho!”\n\n\n“Grrr… smug.” Fung said with a low growl. Seeing that he has no way of running away from the dragon warrior the bandit crocodile decides to turn around and face him with 2 axes. “I think we will do this by force.” The crocodile said in a malicious tone. Fung used his axes to chop the bamboo canes down to size.\n\n\n\"Wow!\" Po said stopping as he felt the height drop a few inches.\n\n\n“Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!” Fung made several cuts to the bamboo making it shorter and shorter until finally Po was practically at his height, enough to give him a glare.\n\n\n\"Hehe...\" The panda lets out a nervous laugh, then drops a heavy punch on the crocodile's face!\n\n\nThe bandit rolls on the ground, losing the big sack where he had the things he had stolen. Giving an annoyed growl he jumped to his feet. \"Not this time panda!\" The bandit said running with his axes at the ready.\n\n\nPo looked at the pieces of bamboo around him with a smile. \"Watha!\" The kung fu warrior kicks the pieces up and hits them with his palms to send them towards the crocodile.\n\n\nFung slowed his pace, slicing through the bamboo canes as he advanced. The cut pieces fell and piled up in a neat pile behind him. Who knew that a battle was a good way to cut things down.\n\n\nThe dragon warrior ran out of bamboo and was put on the defensive having to dodge the crocodile bandit's axes and occasionally his tail. However the fluidity with which he moves shows that he continues to hold his own in battle.\n\n\n“Stop moving already! I'm trying to beat you!\" The crocodile said in frustration swinging his axes frantically.\n\n\n\"See this?\" Po says with a smirk before punching the crocodile in the stomach causing it to hunch over and then a side kick to push it away. \"This is being barbaric.\" Fung rolls until he hits the pile of bamboo cuttings.\n\n\nThe crocodile got up holding his side and with a furious look. \"Try to stop this!\" He says throwing one of his axes into the air.\n\n\nPo looks up, watching the ax spin high in the air. \"I can do it with one hand.\" The panda raised a hand, ready to catch the axe.\n\n\nThe bandit takes advantage of this distraction to run towards the dragon warrior with his other axe. \"Gah!\"\n\n\n*FII~*\n\n\nFung's ax is buried in the ground with some panda hair as Po's body falls to the ground. The other ax falls, burying itself slightly.\n\n\n\"FIU~ That was close!\" The panda exhaled in relaxation after jumping back at the last moment to avoid the axe. \"That was a good try.\" The panda turns and stands up in a fighting pose. \"But the dragon warrior will not go down so easily.\"\n\n\nThat didn't apply to his pants, which fell in a bunch around his heels, exposing his 'tenders' and big butt. Po looked down with a strong red in his monochromatic face. He noticed a small cut in the waistband of his pants.\n\n\nFung watched this dumbfoundedly, his eyes drifting to the panda's exposed crotch. “Wahahahahaha!!” The crocodile brings his free hand to his stomach and points the ax at the naked panda. \"How ridiculous! Whahahaha!!\"\n\n\nPo uses his hands to cover his embarrassment. \"A dress problem has anyone!\" He tried to pick up his pants, but because of his nerves he bent down too quickly and lost his balance. \"Geh!\" I ended up on his stomach with his butt raised.\n\n\n“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” The bandit dropped his weapon and fell on his back in a fit of laughter. \"Your stomach is not the only giant!\"\n\n\nPo is thankful that this happened in the forest and not in the village. The warrior gets up, trying to ignore the breeze in his private parts. \"It's time to go!\"\n\n\nThe crocodile stopped laughing as soon as he saw the naked panda run towards him. The dragon warrior hit the bandit with his stomach, sending the crocodile flying above the forest and screaming.\n\n\n\"You shouldn't laugh at big guys.\" Po said with his cheeks still hot as he retrieved his pants. \"I'll have to ask Dad to cook them again.\" He said with a sigh pulling on his pants and using one hand to hold them up.\n\n\nThe dragon warrior retrieved the sack and began to walk back to the village.\n\n\nPo met up with the Furious 5, who defeated the bandits and retrieved the stolen things. The group of kung fu warriors searched for the place the crocodiles had raided, surprised when they found it. It turned out to be a new sewing and tailoring shop, quite large and even with mannequins in kimonos of different sizes and designs.\n\n\n\"Uuuh~ Look at this!\" Po said seeing a red gi with a black dragon embroidered on the back. \"How barbaric!\"\n\n\nMonkey was looking at an orange vest. \"I would look good in something like that. Do you think it would be comfortable?\"\n\n\n\"You're asking the wrong person.\" Viper said making her body undulate.\n\n\n\"This is not a shopping trip.\" Tigress said, indifferent to anything fashionable. \"We have come to give the owner the things that were stolen.\"\n\n\nCrane nods in agreement with the feline. \"Yeah, I should d-\"\n\n\n\"Crane! Look!\" Mantis calls out to his partner from the other side of the store where there are various types of hats. \"You could change your old-fashioned straw hat for something better.\"\n\n\n\"Hey!\" The bird said offended. \"My hat is old-fashioned?\" He asked his partner.\n\n\nTigress rolled her eyes and decided to ignore him. The feline approaches a desk and rings the bell that was there.\n\n\n\"Good evening~!\" A cat came out from under the desk. Tigress stopped her fist 2 centimeters from his face. “AHH!!” He screamed in fright and fell backwards.\n\n\nThe feline narrows her eyes in annoyance. \"What were you doing hiding there?\"\n\n\nThe cat gets up from the ground and shakes off his outfit. “I was afraid that it would be more bandits coming to rob my store again and I hid.”\n\n\nThe store owner walks around the desk showing himself fully. He is a Siamese cat. He wears a purple kimono-like jacket and pants set with white sleeves, a dark red sash, and a rope necklace with a jade coin. Also, he speaks with a foreign accent, but none of the warriors could identify where he is from, although he certainly sounds charming.\n\n\n\"Well, we came to fix that.\" Po said approaching the feline holding the jacket with one hand and his pants with the other. “We have recovered your things sir…”\n\n\nThe cat's face lit up. “Oh! Thank you very much! My name is Hiran and I am the owner of this establishment. And you don't know how much I appreciate you getting my merchandise back!\"\n\n\n\"It's what we do.\" Monkey said as they all approached and carefully put down the sacks with the stolen items.\n\n\n\"Although one wouldn't think he was robbed, he has quite a few things here.\" Viper mentioned looking at the bolts of cloth and outfits.\n\n\n“Oh no dear. These things are from the modeling room, where I make custom suits.” The feline says letting out an elegant laugh. “The best materials for customers. Feel free to come whenever you want, I promise a special discount for my saviors… you…” Hiran said hoping to get their names.\n\n\n\"It isn't true!\" Po exclaims surprised. \"You don't know who the Furious 5 are!?\" The panda let go of his pants.\n\n\n\"Po.\" The 5 furious said seeing more than he would like from his partner.\n\n\nMantis covered his eyes. Viper wraps her body around his head. Monkey covers his mouth and laughs at his friend's situation. Crane shudders and lowers his hat. Tigress was dying internally.\n\n\n\"The greatest kung fu warriors!\" The panda didn't listen without noticing his pants and striking a pose. \"The Legends of the Jade Temple, trained by Master Oogway and Master Shifu!\"\n\n\nHiran had a hint of pink painting his cheeks. \"Young man, his pants!\" He said, noting that he is the one with the panda's attention.\n\n\nPo then remembered that his pants had ripped, red in the face he hurriedly pulled his pants up, holding them with both hands this time.\n\n\n\"We can go? I need to boil my eyes in vinegar.” Crane muttered.\n\n\n\"It's not my fault!\" The panda said embarrassed and looking to defend himself. \"Fung cut my pants while we were fighting.\"\n\n\nA lamp lit up above Hiran's head. “Well my friend, you are in the right place. How about I fix your pants as a way of thanking you for getting my materials back?”\n\n\n\"He agree.\" 4 of the 5 furious said pushing the panda forward.\n\n\n\"Hey!\" Po exclaimed, but then he looked back at the cat. “I accepted and I appreciate his offer.”\n\n\n\"We'll see you later at the temple.\" Crane said as he retreats with Viper, Mantis and Tigress, noticing that someone is missing. “Monkey?”\n\n\n\"You guys go ahead, I'll keep Po some company.\" The monkey was trying on an orange vest in front of a mirror.\n\n\nThe bird rolled its eyes and left with his companions.\n\n\n\"Follow me please, you can wait in the back while I take care of your pants.\" Hiran said leading the way through the door.\n\n\nPo started to get closer, then noticed that there was a rope coming through a small window above the door. Po followed the rope noticing that it runs along the wall and connects to the front door. Entering the back the panda can see that the other end is connected to a bell.\n\n\n\"Please go ahead and close the door.\" The feline said searching among his things.\n\n\nThe room contained large mirrors, bolts of cloth, a privacy screen, threads, needles, measuring tapes, and everything else one would expect from a professional tailor. The panda was surprised at the number of things and how well organized everything is.\n\n\nThe cat lightly pushes the panda to take him behind the screen. \"Excuse the boldness, but why don't you wear underwear?\"\n\n\nPo blushed slightly. “None of my size… I tried using a rhino fundoshi once, but it was too itchy.” He said as he takes off his pants, covering himself with one hand he hands them over to Hiran.\n\n\nThe cat examines the pants. “The cloth used for rhinos is very different from what is used for pandas, they don't have fur like you and me to begin with. Besides that each type of fur is different.”\n\n\nPo sat down on a bench, still covering himself behind the screen. \"I guess?\" He hadn't met any other panda to learn such things. \"Will this take long?\" Po asked feeling uncomfortable in the store of someone he just met.\n\n\n\"Don't worry my friend, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the result.\" Hiran said as he unrolled a white cloth. \"While I'm working on this, would you be so kind as to tell me more about this place?\"\n\n\n“You are a foreigner, right?” Po tries to sound friendly. \"Well, there are many things here in the Valley of Peace, starting with the Jade Temple...\"\n\n\nThe dragon warrior began to talk about the temple, its history and the great warriors who train there under the tutelage of Master Shifu. Po then talked about who he is and how he became the dragon warrior, maybe exaggerating a bit, but enjoying Hiran's comments. The cat moved quickly and fluidly, gracefully you might even say, as he worked on the panda's pants, plus an additional gift to show his appreciation.\n\n\n\"All finished~!\" Harin said excitedly when he finished. Po sighed softly now that he could finally get dressed. \"Try this.\" The cat extended a hand to reach behind the screen.\n\n\nPo looked at the white tablecloth-like piece of cloth in confusion. \"Uhhh...those aren't my pants.\" He pointed.\n\n\n\"Trust me, slide them onto your legs, the part that's like a 'Y' goes on the front.\" Hiran instructed estimating that this is the first time the panda has seen something like this.\n\n\nPo was still confused, but took the thing from the cat's hand. Spreading the thing out, he saw that it wasn't a tablecloth. If the panda had to describe what it is, he would say that it is extremely short pants, white and pleasant to the touch. Po slid them down his legs, feeling a pleasant caress that makes him shiver. \"Ohh~\" The panda gasped with a smile when he felt the fabric hug his backside as well as his front.\n\n\n\"Everything okay there?\" Hiran asks noticing that Po was taking his time.\n\n\n\"Well? This is barbaric!\" Po comes out and starts moving around the room, kicking the air a few times. \"I've never worn such comfortable shorts.\"\n\n\n\"I'm glad to hear you like them, but I need to correct you on something.\" Hiran said interrupting the panda's glee. \"Those aren't shorts, they're underwear, tighty whities to be exact.\"\n\n\nPo stopped, turned to see the feline with a pink color painting his cheeks. \"Underwear?\" Hiran nodded. To which Po quickly covered himself in embarrassment.\n\n\n\"My friend, you have nothing to be ashamed of.\" Hiran chuckles lightly finding the panda's shyness adorable. \"I am a professional tailor, seeing people naked is common for me. Also, you have my greatest respects, dragon warrior.\" He said bowing.\n\n\nPo felt a little better about that. Comfortable enough to let Hiran check out his new outfit. The cat didn't get too close so as not to make the panda uncomfortable, but he had a steely look on his face as he walked around him.\n\n\nThis in itself made Po a little nervous. \"Something is wrong?\"\n\n\n\"Hmmm… The color is not appropriate.\" Hiran said and led Po in front of the mirrors for him to see.\n\n\nCertainly, the briefs made his monochrome fur have a strange pattern of his 2 colors. It was more strange because of the white of the fur and the white of the underwear being different shades.\n\n\nPo arches an eyebrow. \"Well… yes, but it's not like someone should see my underwear.\"\n\n\nThe feline crosses his arms with a serious face as he walks across the room. \"My dear oversized friend, it's not about someone seeing you and judging you.\" He turns dramatically. \"No! It's about reflecting yourself! Let your clothes represent you and make you feel comfortable as if it were a second skin!\" Hiran exclaimed with an intense look.\n\n\nPo watched him in silence for a few moments. \"...Can I put my pants on? Please.\"\n\n\nHiran handed the shorts to the panda. \"I changed the waist rope for an elastic fabric, it fits for a good grip without tightening and strengthens the seams.\" The feline said while the panda put on the garment. \"It's a very…quirky design.\"\n\n\nPo finishes dressing, happy to be covered again. \"My father is not a tailor, but he wouldn't trade these pants for anything.\"\n\n\nHiran nods gently. \"I understand. Still, I'll think of something else, next time I'll have new underwear designs ready.\"\n\n\nThe panda blushed and got up. \"No need, really.\"\n\n\n\"I insist.\" The cat said. This had become a goal for him, his pride as a designer was at stake.\n\n\nPo tried to convince Hiran that he didn't have to do that, but it was like trying to convince his father of him. So the argument was over and they left the room.\n\n\nBeing greeted by an unusual… sight.\n\n\nMonkey was dancing with a mannequin in the center of the store. \"Oh! Haru! You have such light feet!\" He said as he spins holding the mannequin by the waist and then lifts it up into the air. \"Oh! Monkey! You are as strong as you are handsome!\" The monkey said feigning a female voice. \"Thank you so much, Haru, you're beautiful too…maybe some lips would b-\"\n\n\n\"Sorry.\" Hiran said in a somewhat annoyed tone. \"That is my property.\"\n\n\n\"Gaahhh!\" Monkey freaked out, throwing his 'partner' into the air. He scrambled to catch her and set her on her feet to the side.\n\n\nPo was laughing as he looks at his partner. \"Haru?\"\n\n\nMonkey looks away embarrassed. \"It took a long time and I was getting bored.\"\n\n\nHiran walks over and adjusts the kimono on the mannequin. \"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't flirt and dance on my property.\" He said making a face.\n\n\n\"Haha! I already want to tell the others about this.\" Po says walking towards the exit. \"Thank you for everything Mr. Hiran!\"\n\n\nMonkey walks behind Po. But he backed away quickly. \"See you in other moment.\" He whispers to 'Haru' then rushes after his partner.\n\n\n---\n\n\nAs soon as both warriors returned to the Jade Palace, they were greeted by Master Shifu. \"Panda! Monkey! You guys are late!\" The red panda scolded both disciples. \"The others are already in the training room!\"\n\n\n\"I'm sorry Master Shifu. It's just that I had a… wardrobe problem.\" Po said wanting to avoid explaining.\n\n\nShifu grimaced and turned around. \"A warrior must always be prepared for mishaps. Now to train.\" The teacher said and led the way to the training room.\n\n\nThe training room was echoing with the sound of banging and machines running for the next 2 hours. The 6 kung fu warriors were polishing their technique and fighting each other. This was a common thing for them. But Po felt that today was different, every footwork and high kick felt comfortable and fluid now that the panda didn't feel the rubbing of his pants. With that he managed to perform better today, he only lost against tigress and it was a fight with nunchucks.\n\n\n\"Enough for today.\" Master Shifu said in front of his disciples with a pleased tone. “Tigress, Viper, Mantis and Crane go to rest. Po and Monkey will clean up for being late for training.” Both warriors sighed with a groan and dropped their shoulders.\n\n\n\"It's not my fault that Po will need his pants fixed.\" The monkey complained.\n\n\n\"Hears!\" The panda looks at his friend. \"You could have left instead of dancing with a mannequin in the store.\"\n\n\n\"Don't bring Haru into this!\"\n\n\nCrane leans toward his other companions to whisper. \"He said a mannequin?\"\n\n\n\"I'm not surprised. I've caught Monkey dancing with a mop several times.\" Mantis said as he and the others left the training room.\n\n\nAccepting their fate, Po and Monkey looked for some brooms to start cleaning. Quite a boring and emotionless task.\n\n\nPo did look quite lively though, to the point of constantly moving his hips as he sweeps the floor.\n\n\nThing that caught the attention of the monkey. \"You've been in a good mood ever since we left Hiran's shop.\"\n\n\n\"Me?\" Po asked feigning innocence as he supported himself using the broom.\n\n\n\"Yes. He wasn't just going to repair your pants? What happened in that room to make you so excited?” The warrior asked sensing that something big had happened between the panda and the feline. \"Wait... don't tell me that you and-\"\n\n\n\"Okey Okey.\" Po drops the broom with a smile. “Since you insist so much I guess I can tell you what happened.”\n\n\nMonkey's astonished face began to feel hot. “W-what? Are you serious? Isn't that pretty…private?”\n\n\n“I mean, yes, but you're my best friend. I think I can talk these things over with you.” The panda said with a smile.\n\n\n\"Po.\" Monkey was genuinely flattered to learn that he trusts her so much.\n\n\n\"I'll tell my dad later too.\" He added the panda with a shrug.\n\n\n\"Wait! What!?\" He was surprised that Po was so open with his father.\n\n\nThe panda ignored his friend's shock and leaned close to him. “What Hiran did is incredible… I've never felt anything like this…” Po whispered even though they were alone. “He is really talented.”\n\n\nMonkey swallowed hard feeling his face getting hotter and hotter. On second thought, the feline is quite attractive and with the graceful accent of it. While Po is someone soft and easy to persuade on several occasions. Looking at it that way, it wouldn't be strange if Hiran managed to get his hands on the Po. Also, they took too long to just sew some pants.\n\n\nThe panda took his friend's silence as a signal to keep talking. \"Mr. Hiran is quite demanding with his work, I told him that I like what he did, but he did not accept and promised to do something better next time.\"\n\n\nMonkey gasped, leaving his mouth open for a few moments as he processed those words. \"You mean you'll go with him again?\"\n\n\n“Ohhoho! You can be sure that I will do it.” Po said with a smile as he straightened up. \"Not everyone can handle the size of a panda.\"\n\n\n\"But... you're not that big...\" Monkey pointed out. Remembering the times when the panda lost his pants. But starting to doubt, maybe he saw wrong because his black fur blended with the rest. The monkey realized that his pants were getting tight with all this talk.\n\n\n“Thank you for your words, but it's okay. I mean, it is obvious that I am the most robust in the valley of peace… perhaps as robust as a rhinoceros?” Po said bringing a hand to his chin. He never paid attention to those aspects of people.\n\n\nMonkey tilts his head slightly, feeling confused now. \"Wait. How are rhinos related to this?”\n\n\n“Oh, I tried to use a rhinoceros fundoshi once, but that irritated me quite a bit. Mr. Hiran says it's because of the type of cloth.\" Po replied. \"I guess he used a special fabric for my new underwear.\"\n\n\nMonkey looks at his friend with a blank face. \"... Underwear?\" He clenched his fists. “Perhaps all this time, you were talking about Hiran…”\n\n\n“He made some tighty whities for me. That was kind of nice of him.\" Po said with a smile. “It is the first time that I have underwear that fits me well. It is as comfortable as sitting on a cloud.” The panda shakes his butt to emphasize his point. \"You should also ask him to do something for you and... something bad happens?\" Po asked seeing a scowl on his friend's usually cheerful face.\n\n\n\"You mean all this time you've been talking about tighty whities?\" Monkey said making a face. Inwardly he was also embarrassed for misunderstanding the words of his friend.\n\n\n\"It's where I want to go, yes.\" Po said not understanding why his friend is acting like this. \"What was it you were imagining?\"\n\n\nThe monkey's expression softened and then he began to smile. \"Nothing important. So now you wear underwear? Congratulations, now no one will see your big butt anymore when your pants fall down.”\n\n\n\"Hey!\" The panda blushed. \"No, no one will see it and I don't plan on people seeing my underwear either.\" He said and turned his back on his friend. \"We better finish cleaning up, I want to go get some noodles and-!\" Po stopped as a current of cold air caressed his legs in an embarrassingly familiar way and looked down. Yep, he got his pants down. “Monkey!” Po exclaimed in embarrassment.\n\n\n\"Not bad, though it looks weird on you.\" Monkey said with a laugh and then slapped the panda's butt making it shiver.\n\n\n“Ow!” Po jumped out of his pants and put a hand to his behind.\n\n\nMonkey smiles mischievously. \"Do you know what new underwear means?\" He moved quickly towards the panda's back.\n\n\nPo's eyes widened. \"Nooo!\"\n\n\nMonkey ignored that and grabbed the waist of the briefs. \"Say what time it is.\" He said with a smile and then forcefully tugged at the panda's underwear.\n\n\n“Wedgiee!” Po complained in a higher voice and brought his hands to his crotch. “My tenders…”\n\n\nThis is embarrassing and painful for the panda, but there is something different. Po has received wedgies before, using his pants, which caused more friction and discomfort. Plus the thick fabric doesn't go into the panda's butt much.\n\n\nNow the tighty whities. The thin fabric went deep between Po's buttocks and the tight feeling in his crotch is different. He couldn't see but he was sure they had stretched out more too and… Po felt a little pleasure for some reason. Is that because of the good quality of the material?\n\n\nPo wasn't the only one finding out things with this wedgie.\n\n\nMonkey noted the softness and elasticity of the material as he grasped the waist of the tighty whities. Being behind the panda he could see how the underwear disappears, leaving a white thread contrasting with the black fur on Po's buttocks.\n\n\nSpeaking of which, what a butt! The monkey was impressed at how big Po's butt is. He had seen it before but never so close and bouncing it with a flick of the wrist.\n\n\nThe moments stretched out as both warriors processed these new sensations and thoughts.\n\n\nMonkey acted first, pulling more of the briefs causing Po to let out another groan. “Hey! How well this underwear stretches!” He mentioned in a cheerful tone then pulled once more watching the tighty whities reach the middle of the big panda's back smoothly.\n\n\nPo fell to his knees and gritted his teeth feeling his butt burn along with a faint pleasant sensation. “You had fun… now let me go…” He said, embarrassed by the situation he finds himself in. Fortunately no one was around to see. “OW!”\n\n\nMonkey slapped the panda's butt. \"It's a joke? I want to see more of this.”\n\n\n\"See more!?\" Po gasped as he felt his face burn from him. “Ekkk! ohhh! Ahhh!” He screeched as his underwear is pulled several times reaching higher and higher making his butt bounce. “Ooh!” Po clutched at his crotch as something else began to rise.\n\n\nThe panda could try to get up and defend itself, but that would reveal what is happening below. Given that idea, Po preferred to stay and put up with the wedgies until Monkey gets tired. The pain in the butt was better than the humiliation of being caught erect.\n\n\nMonkey was enjoying his position, too focused on stretching his underwear to think why the panda didn't fight back. Even though he had a good view of Po's big mounds, Monkey decided to change places to continue the wedgie. The monkey moved to be on top of the panda's back. Now he grabs the briefs with both hands and pulls hard.\n\n\n“GOOOOHHhhh!” Po's eyes met and he yelped as his underwear went to new places inside his rear.\n\n\nMonkey silva impressed. \"Look at that, I've never seen an underwear that stretched so much.\" He said holding up the tighty whities that reached the panda's neck.\n\n\nPo swallowed, finding his voice again. \"You'll ruin my new underwear.\" He complained in a high-pitched voice.\n\n\nThe monkey shrugged with a smile. “I'll pay for a replacement if that works for you. I am actually enjoying this underwear, I think I could invent new techniques with something of this quality.” He said imagining creative ways to stretch the underwear and laughing. \"Let's try this for today.\"\n\n\nBefore Po could ask he had his friend's feet on the sides of his head with him leaning over. “Monkey!” The panda exclaimed having his crotch covered centimeters from his face.\n\n\n\"In a second.\" The monkey paid no attention to his friend.\n\n\nMonkey took a deep breath and pulled hard. Po's eyes meet and he makes a goofy face as his ass is split open. The panda didn't even notice when the waistband of his underwear went past his head until the monkey hooked it up covering his eyes. The dragon warrior gave a shrill howl as everything turned white.\n\n\nMonkey stepped back to admire his handiwork. This is the first time he has managed to wear someone's underwear this far, which makes him puff out his chest with pride. Also, the sight of Po in this new wedgie and no pants is something the monkey was enjoying… he needs to take care of that now.\n\n\n\"That was fun, we should repeat it another day.\" Monkey said walking towards the door.\n\n\nPo heard the footsteps of his friend. \"Where do you think you are going!? Take this off me!”\n\n\n\"Better hurry up and finish cleaning, you don't want Master or someone else to come and scold you.\" The monkey said with a laugh as he opened the door.\n\n\n“Monkey!”\n\n\nBefore leaving Monkey turned to see the panda one last time. “Oh, by the way, congratulations on the underwear. Hope you get more of those tighty whities soon. Hahahaha!” He said closing the door behind him.\n\n\n“MONKEY!!!”\n\n\n-\n\n\nThe sun was setting when Po returned home and fell facedown on his bed. \"My botty.\" The panda was stuck in the atomic wedgie for quite some time and his butt hurt. He was only able to break free when he decided to break the briefs. “Best underwear ever and it only lasted a few hours…” Po said with a sigh, wondering how he would tell Hiran what happened. But definitely Monkey will be the one to pay for the new ones!\n\n\n\n\n---\n\n\n\n\nThank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed the story! Do not forget to comment something and give it to Favorites!\n\n\nRemember that you can visit my profile for more stories or ask for a commission. Hope you have a great week and see you in the next story!", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "New story and a new fandom. This time we are going to China to see the adventures of the best panda of all time! Po!


I really like the Kung Fu Panda movies and the series. So here we go with the first story of its kind! Enjoy a lot!




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The sun gently illuminates the Valley of Peace. The people of the village worked and carried out their activities with tranquility. Children run and play along the paths. Others decide to go eat Mr. Ping's delicious bowl of noodles. Tranquility was in the air, dancing gently in the gentle breeze, reaching every-


"Run faster!" And the tranquility died. Fung leads the bandit crocodiles as they flee through the city roads, carrying large sacks of stolen goods, pushing aside anyone unlucky enough to be in their way. "I refuse to be captured by a big fat panda!"


"I'm not just a big fat panda!" Po, also known by his dragon warrior title, runs after the bandits. "I'm THE big fat panda!"


“Focus on catching them and getting back what the bandits stole!” Tigress said seriously as she ran alongside her companions avoiding people.


Monkey is jumping and running across the rooftops. “They are just bandits. They are practically basic enemies for us!” He said with a more relaxed and confident attitude.


“Yes, but they are annoying as fleas!” Mantis said jumping between the people and trading posts. His size and speed made it difficult for him to be detected by them. "I know very well, I met many fleas at school!"


"Annoyed or simple, we must recover what they stole!" Viper said slipping between the feet of the people, barely being seen by them.


"We're listening to you know!" Fung said upset. If he wanted to hear them put him down, he would have stayed home with his father! “Split up and try to lose them! See you at the base!” The crocodile told the group of bandits about him.


The crocodiles nodded and parted ways, taking different paths through the crowd.


Po looks up at the sky. "Crane!"


The crane that flies above his companions looked down from above, seeing the bandits. “Fung is at 11! The other bandits went to 9, 2 and 4!”


"I'm going for Fung!" The panda said, eleven o'clock is next to twelve, so he wouldn't mistake where he should go this time.


The kung fu warriors split up to chase after the disbanded group of crocodiles. Monkey accompanies Viper, Mantis follows Crane, Tigress goes after him and Po goes after the crocodile leader.


The chase after the Fung went on longer than the panda would have liked. It's not his fault that he's so big. The crocodile managed to run out of town and into the forest. He is determined to come home with a big booty to shut his father's mouth! Even if it means facing the dragon warrior!


Fung pulls one of the axes out of him while still running. “Eat bamboo!” The crocodile said cutting the bottom of the bamboo canes causing them to start falling behind him.


"Skadoosh!" But the panda proved to be more agile than he appears, jumping and dodging the long canes coming at him. "He has! Thanks for the stilts!” Po said jumping and catching 2 bamboo poles, holding on with his hands and feet to use them taking long steps approaching the crocodile. “Whohoho!”


“Grrr… smug.” Fung said with a low growl. Seeing that he has no way of running away from the dragon warrior the bandit crocodile decides to turn around and face him with 2 axes. “I think we will do this by force.” The crocodile said in a malicious tone. Fung used his axes to chop the bamboo canes down to size.


"Wow!" Po said stopping as he felt the height drop a few inches.


“Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!” Fung made several cuts to the bamboo making it shorter and shorter until finally Po was practically at his height, enough to give him a glare.


"Hehe..." The panda lets out a nervous laugh, then drops a heavy punch on the crocodile's face!


The bandit rolls on the ground, losing the big sack where he had the things he had stolen. Giving an annoyed growl he jumped to his feet. "Not this time panda!" The bandit said running with his axes at the ready.


Po looked at the pieces of bamboo around him with a smile. "Watha!" The kung fu warrior kicks the pieces up and hits them with his palms to send them towards the crocodile.


Fung slowed his pace, slicing through the bamboo canes as he advanced. The cut pieces fell and piled up in a neat pile behind him. Who knew that a battle was a good way to cut things down.


The dragon warrior ran out of bamboo and was put on the defensive having to dodge the crocodile bandit's axes and occasionally his tail. However the fluidity with which he moves shows that he continues to hold his own in battle.


“Stop moving already! I'm trying to beat you!" The crocodile said in frustration swinging his axes frantically.


"See this?" Po says with a smirk before punching the crocodile in the stomach causing it to hunch over and then a side kick to push it away. "This is being barbaric." Fung rolls until he hits the pile of bamboo cuttings.


The crocodile got up holding his side and with a furious look. "Try to stop this!" He says throwing one of his axes into the air.


Po looks up, watching the ax spin high in the air. "I can do it with one hand." The panda raised a hand, ready to catch the axe.


The bandit takes advantage of this distraction to run towards the dragon warrior with his other axe. "Gah!"


*FII~*


Fung's ax is buried in the ground with some panda hair as Po's body falls to the ground. The other ax falls, burying itself slightly.


"FIU~ That was close!" The panda exhaled in relaxation after jumping back at the last moment to avoid the axe. "That was a good try." The panda turns and stands up in a fighting pose. "But the dragon warrior will not go down so easily."


That didn't apply to his pants, which fell in a bunch around his heels, exposing his 'tenders' and big butt. Po looked down with a strong red in his monochromatic face. He noticed a small cut in the waistband of his pants.


Fung watched this dumbfoundedly, his eyes drifting to the panda's exposed crotch. “Wahahahahaha!!” The crocodile brings his free hand to his stomach and points the ax at the naked panda. "How ridiculous! Whahahaha!!"


Po uses his hands to cover his embarrassment. "A dress problem has anyone!" He tried to pick up his pants, but because of his nerves he bent down too quickly and lost his balance. "Geh!" I ended up on his stomach with his butt raised.


“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” The bandit dropped his weapon and fell on his back in a fit of laughter. "Your stomach is not the only giant!"


Po is thankful that this happened in the forest and not in the village. The warrior gets up, trying to ignore the breeze in his private parts. "It's time to go!"


The crocodile stopped laughing as soon as he saw the naked panda run towards him. The dragon warrior hit the bandit with his stomach, sending the crocodile flying above the forest and screaming.


"You shouldn't laugh at big guys." Po said with his cheeks still hot as he retrieved his pants. "I'll have to ask Dad to cook them again." He said with a sigh pulling on his pants and using one hand to hold them up.


The dragon warrior retrieved the sack and began to walk back to the village.


Po met up with the Furious 5, who defeated the bandits and retrieved the stolen things. The group of kung fu warriors searched for the place the crocodiles had raided, surprised when they found it. It turned out to be a new sewing and tailoring shop, quite large and even with mannequins in kimonos of different sizes and designs.


"Uuuh~ Look at this!" Po said seeing a red gi with a black dragon embroidered on the back. "How barbaric!"


Monkey was looking at an orange vest. "I would look good in something like that. Do you think it would be comfortable?"


"You're asking the wrong person." Viper said making her body undulate.


"This is not a shopping trip." Tigress said, indifferent to anything fashionable. "We have come to give the owner the things that were stolen."


Crane nods in agreement with the feline. "Yeah, I should d-"


"Crane! Look!" Mantis calls out to his partner from the other side of the store where there are various types of hats. "You could change your old-fashioned straw hat for something better."


"Hey!" The bird said offended. "My hat is old-fashioned?" He asked his partner.


Tigress rolled her eyes and decided to ignore him. The feline approaches a desk and rings the bell that was there.


"Good evening~!" A cat came out from under the desk. Tigress stopped her fist 2 centimeters from his face. “AHH!!” He screamed in fright and fell backwards.


The feline narrows her eyes in annoyance. "What were you doing hiding there?"


The cat gets up from the ground and shakes off his outfit. “I was afraid that it would be more bandits coming to rob my store again and I hid.”


The store owner walks around the desk showing himself fully. He is a Siamese cat. He wears a purple kimono-like jacket and pants set with white sleeves, a dark red sash, and a rope necklace with a jade coin. Also, he speaks with a foreign accent, but none of the warriors could identify where he is from, although he certainly sounds charming.


"Well, we came to fix that." Po said approaching the feline holding the jacket with one hand and his pants with the other. “We have recovered your things sir…”


The cat's face lit up. “Oh! Thank you very much! My name is Hiran and I am the owner of this establishment. And you don't know how much I appreciate you getting my merchandise back!"


"It's what we do." Monkey said as they all approached and carefully put down the sacks with the stolen items.


"Although one wouldn't think he was robbed, he has quite a few things here." Viper mentioned looking at the bolts of cloth and outfits.


“Oh no dear. These things are from the modeling room, where I make custom suits.” The feline says letting out an elegant laugh. “The best materials for customers. Feel free to come whenever you want, I promise a special discount for my saviors… you…” Hiran said hoping to get their names.


"It isn't true!" Po exclaims surprised. "You don't know who the Furious 5 are!?" The panda let go of his pants.


"Po." The 5 furious said seeing more than he would like from his partner.


Mantis covered his eyes. Viper wraps her body around his head. Monkey covers his mouth and laughs at his friend's situation. Crane shudders and lowers his hat. Tigress was dying internally.


"The greatest kung fu warriors!" The panda didn't listen without noticing his pants and striking a pose. "The Legends of the Jade Temple, trained by Master Oogway and Master Shifu!"


Hiran had a hint of pink painting his cheeks. "Young man, his pants!" He said, noting that he is the one with the panda's attention.


Po then remembered that his pants had ripped, red in the face he hurriedly pulled his pants up, holding them with both hands this time.


"We can go? I need to boil my eyes in vinegar.” Crane muttered.


"It's not my fault!" The panda said embarrassed and looking to defend himself. "Fung cut my pants while we were fighting."


A lamp lit up above Hiran's head. “Well my friend, you are in the right place. How about I fix your pants as a way of thanking you for getting my materials back?”


"He agree." 4 of the 5 furious said pushing the panda forward.


"Hey!" Po exclaimed, but then he looked back at the cat. “I accepted and I appreciate his offer.”


"We'll see you later at the temple." Crane said as he retreats with Viper, Mantis and Tigress, noticing that someone is missing. “Monkey?”


"You guys go ahead, I'll keep Po some company." The monkey was trying on an orange vest in front of a mirror.


The bird rolled its eyes and left with his companions.


"Follow me please, you can wait in the back while I take care of your pants." Hiran said leading the way through the door.


Po started to get closer, then noticed that there was a rope coming through a small window above the door. Po followed the rope noticing that it runs along the wall and connects to the front door. Entering the back the panda can see that the other end is connected to a bell.


"Please go ahead and close the door." The feline said searching among his things.


The room contained large mirrors, bolts of cloth, a privacy screen, threads, needles, measuring tapes, and everything else one would expect from a professional tailor. The panda was surprised at the number of things and how well organized everything is.


The cat lightly pushes the panda to take him behind the screen. "Excuse the boldness, but why don't you wear underwear?"


Po blushed slightly. “None of my size… I tried using a rhino fundoshi once, but it was too itchy.” He said as he takes off his pants, covering himself with one hand he hands them over to Hiran.


The cat examines the pants. “The cloth used for rhinos is very different from what is used for pandas, they don't have fur like you and me to begin with. Besides that each type of fur is different.”


Po sat down on a bench, still covering himself behind the screen. "I guess?" He hadn't met any other panda to learn such things. "Will this take long?" Po asked feeling uncomfortable in the store of someone he just met.


"Don't worry my friend, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the result." Hiran said as he unrolled a white cloth. "While I'm working on this, would you be so kind as to tell me more about this place?"


“You are a foreigner, right?” Po tries to sound friendly. "Well, there are many things here in the Valley of Peace, starting with the Jade Temple..."


The dragon warrior began to talk about the temple, its history and the great warriors who train there under the tutelage of Master Shifu. Po then talked about who he is and how he became the dragon warrior, maybe exaggerating a bit, but enjoying Hiran's comments. The cat moved quickly and fluidly, gracefully you might even say, as he worked on the panda's pants, plus an additional gift to show his appreciation.


"All finished~!" Harin said excitedly when he finished. Po sighed softly now that he could finally get dressed. "Try this." The cat extended a hand to reach behind the screen.


Po looked at the white tablecloth-like piece of cloth in confusion. "Uhhh...those aren't my pants." He pointed.


"Trust me, slide them onto your legs, the part that's like a 'Y' goes on the front." Hiran instructed estimating that this is the first time the panda has seen something like this.


Po was still confused, but took the thing from the cat's hand. Spreading the thing out, he saw that it wasn't a tablecloth. If the panda had to describe what it is, he would say that it is extremely short pants, white and pleasant to the touch. Po slid them down his legs, feeling a pleasant caress that makes him shiver. "Ohh~" The panda gasped with a smile when he felt the fabric hug his backside as well as his front.


"Everything okay there?" Hiran asks noticing that Po was taking his time.


"Well? This is barbaric!" Po comes out and starts moving around the room, kicking the air a few times. "I've never worn such comfortable shorts."


"I'm glad to hear you like them, but I need to correct you on something." Hiran said interrupting the panda's glee. "Those aren't shorts, they're underwear, tighty whities to be exact."


Po stopped, turned to see the feline with a pink color painting his cheeks. "Underwear?" Hiran nodded. To which Po quickly covered himself in embarrassment.


"My friend, you have nothing to be ashamed of." Hiran chuckles lightly finding the panda's shyness adorable. "I am a professional tailor, seeing people naked is common for me. Also, you have my greatest respects, dragon warrior." He said bowing.


Po felt a little better about that. Comfortable enough to let Hiran check out his new outfit. The cat didn't get too close so as not to make the panda uncomfortable, but he had a steely look on his face as he walked around him.


This in itself made Po a little nervous. "Something is wrong?"


"Hmmm… The color is not appropriate." Hiran said and led Po in front of the mirrors for him to see.


Certainly, the briefs made his monochrome fur have a strange pattern of his 2 colors. It was more strange because of the white of the fur and the white of the underwear being different shades.


Po arches an eyebrow. "Well… yes, but it's not like someone should see my underwear."


The feline crosses his arms with a serious face as he walks across the room. "My dear oversized friend, it's not about someone seeing you and judging you." He turns dramatically. "No! It's about reflecting yourself! Let your clothes represent you and make you feel comfortable as if it were a second skin!" Hiran exclaimed with an intense look.


Po watched him in silence for a few moments. "...Can I put my pants on? Please."


Hiran handed the shorts to the panda. "I changed the waist rope for an elastic fabric, it fits for a good grip without tightening and strengthens the seams." The feline said while the panda put on the garment. "It's a very…quirky design."


Po finishes dressing, happy to be covered again. "My father is not a tailor, but he wouldn't trade these pants for anything."


Hiran nods gently. "I understand. Still, I'll think of something else, next time I'll have new underwear designs ready."


The panda blushed and got up. "No need, really."


"I insist." The cat said. This had become a goal for him, his pride as a designer was at stake.


Po tried to convince Hiran that he didn't have to do that, but it was like trying to convince his father of him. So the argument was over and they left the room.


Being greeted by an unusual… sight.


Monkey was dancing with a mannequin in the center of the store. "Oh! Haru! You have such light feet!" He said as he spins holding the mannequin by the waist and then lifts it up into the air. "Oh! Monkey! You are as strong as you are handsome!" The monkey said feigning a female voice. "Thank you so much, Haru, you're beautiful too…maybe some lips would b-"


"Sorry." Hiran said in a somewhat annoyed tone. "That is my property."


"Gaahhh!" Monkey freaked out, throwing his 'partner' into the air. He scrambled to catch her and set her on her feet to the side.


Po was laughing as he looks at his partner. "Haru?"


Monkey looks away embarrassed. "It took a long time and I was getting bored."


Hiran walks over and adjusts the kimono on the mannequin. "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't flirt and dance on my property." He said making a face.


"Haha! I already want to tell the others about this." Po says walking towards the exit. "Thank you for everything Mr. Hiran!"


Monkey walks behind Po. But he backed away quickly. "See you in other moment." He whispers to 'Haru' then rushes after his partner.


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As soon as both warriors returned to the Jade Palace, they were greeted by Master Shifu. "Panda! Monkey! You guys are late!" The red panda scolded both disciples. "The others are already in the training room!"


"I'm sorry Master Shifu. It's just that I had a… wardrobe problem." Po said wanting to avoid explaining.


Shifu grimaced and turned around. "A warrior must always be prepared for mishaps. Now to train." The teacher said and led the way to the training room.


The training room was echoing with the sound of banging and machines running for the next 2 hours. The 6 kung fu warriors were polishing their technique and fighting each other. This was a common thing for them. But Po felt that today was different, every footwork and high kick felt comfortable and fluid now that the panda didn't feel the rubbing of his pants. With that he managed to perform better today, he only lost against tigress and it was a fight with nunchucks.


"Enough for today." Master Shifu said in front of his disciples with a pleased tone. “Tigress, Viper, Mantis and Crane go to rest. Po and Monkey will clean up for being late for training.” Both warriors sighed with a groan and dropped their shoulders.


"It's not my fault that Po will need his pants fixed." The monkey complained.


"Hears!" The panda looks at his friend. "You could have left instead of dancing with a mannequin in the store."


"Don't bring Haru into this!"


Crane leans toward his other companions to whisper. "He said a mannequin?"


"I'm not surprised. I've caught Monkey dancing with a mop several times." Mantis said as he and the others left the training room.


Accepting their fate, Po and Monkey looked for some brooms to start cleaning. Quite a boring and emotionless task.


Po did look quite lively though, to the point of constantly moving his hips as he sweeps the floor.


Thing that caught the attention of the monkey. "You've been in a good mood ever since we left Hiran's shop."


"Me?" Po asked feigning innocence as he supported himself using the broom.


"Yes. He wasn't just going to repair your pants? What happened in that room to make you so excited?” The warrior asked sensing that something big had happened between the panda and the feline. "Wait... don't tell me that you and-"


"Okey Okey." Po drops the broom with a smile. “Since you insist so much I guess I can tell you what happened.”


Monkey's astonished face began to feel hot. “W-what? Are you serious? Isn't that pretty…private?”


“I mean, yes, but you're my best friend. I think I can talk these things over with you.” The panda said with a smile.


"Po." Monkey was genuinely flattered to learn that he trusts her so much.


"I'll tell my dad later too." He added the panda with a shrug.


"Wait! What!?" He was surprised that Po was so open with his father.


The panda ignored his friend's shock and leaned close to him. “What Hiran did is incredible… I've never felt anything like this…” Po whispered even though they were alone. “He is really talented.”


Monkey swallowed hard feeling his face getting hotter and hotter. On second thought, the feline is quite attractive and with the graceful accent of it. While Po is someone soft and easy to persuade on several occasions. Looking at it that way, it wouldn't be strange if Hiran managed to get his hands on the Po. Also, they took too long to just sew some pants.


The panda took his friend's silence as a signal to keep talking. "Mr. Hiran is quite demanding with his work, I told him that I like what he did, but he did not accept and promised to do something better next time."


Monkey gasped, leaving his mouth open for a few moments as he processed those words. "You mean you'll go with him again?"


“Ohhoho! You can be sure that I will do it.” Po said with a smile as he straightened up. "Not everyone can handle the size of a panda."


"But... you're not that big..." Monkey pointed out. Remembering the times when the panda lost his pants. But starting to doubt, maybe he saw wrong because his black fur blended with the rest. The monkey realized that his pants were getting tight with all this talk.


“Thank you for your words, but it's okay. I mean, it is obvious that I am the most robust in the valley of peace… perhaps as robust as a rhinoceros?” Po said bringing a hand to his chin. He never paid attention to those aspects of people.


Monkey tilts his head slightly, feeling confused now. "Wait. How are rhinos related to this?”


“Oh, I tried to use a rhinoceros fundoshi once, but that irritated me quite a bit. Mr. Hiran says it's because of the type of cloth." Po replied. "I guess he used a special fabric for my new underwear."


Monkey looks at his friend with a blank face. "... Underwear?" He clenched his fists. “Perhaps all this time, you were talking about Hiran…”


“He made some tighty whities for me. That was kind of nice of him." Po said with a smile. “It is the first time that I have underwear that fits me well. It is as comfortable as sitting on a cloud.” The panda shakes his butt to emphasize his point. "You should also ask him to do something for you and... something bad happens?" Po asked seeing a scowl on his friend's usually cheerful face.


"You mean all this time you've been talking about tighty whities?" Monkey said making a face. Inwardly he was also embarrassed for misunderstanding the words of his friend.


"It's where I want to go, yes." Po said not understanding why his friend is acting like this. "What was it you were imagining?"


The monkey's expression softened and then he began to smile. "Nothing important. So now you wear underwear? Congratulations, now no one will see your big butt anymore when your pants fall down.”


"Hey!" The panda blushed. "No, no one will see it and I don't plan on people seeing my underwear either." He said and turned his back on his friend. "We better finish cleaning up, I want to go get some noodles and-!" Po stopped as a current of cold air caressed his legs in an embarrassingly familiar way and looked down. Yep, he got his pants down. “Monkey!” Po exclaimed in embarrassment.


"Not bad, though it looks weird on you." Monkey said with a laugh and then slapped the panda's butt making it shiver.


“Ow!” Po jumped out of his pants and put a hand to his behind.


Monkey smiles mischievously. "Do you know what new underwear means?" He moved quickly towards the panda's back.


Po's eyes widened. "Nooo!"


Monkey ignored that and grabbed the waist of the briefs. "Say what time it is." He said with a smile and then forcefully tugged at the panda's underwear.


“Wedgiee!” Po complained in a higher voice and brought his hands to his crotch. “My tenders…”


This is embarrassing and painful for the panda, but there is something different. Po has received wedgies before, using his pants, which caused more friction and discomfort. Plus the thick fabric doesn't go into the panda's butt much.


Now the tighty whities. The thin fabric went deep between Po's buttocks and the tight feeling in his crotch is different. He couldn't see but he was sure they had stretched out more too and… Po felt a little pleasure for some reason. Is that because of the good quality of the material?


Po wasn't the only one finding out things with this wedgie.


Monkey noted the softness and elasticity of the material as he grasped the waist of the tighty whities. Being behind the panda he could see how the underwear disappears, leaving a white thread contrasting with the black fur on Po's buttocks.


Speaking of which, what a butt! The monkey was impressed at how big Po's butt is. He had seen it before but never so close and bouncing it with a flick of the wrist.


The moments stretched out as both warriors processed these new sensations and thoughts.


Monkey acted first, pulling more of the briefs causing Po to let out another groan. “Hey! How well this underwear stretches!” He mentioned in a cheerful tone then pulled once more watching the tighty whities reach the middle of the big panda's back smoothly.


Po fell to his knees and gritted his teeth feeling his butt burn along with a faint pleasant sensation. “You had fun… now let me go…” He said, embarrassed by the situation he finds himself in. Fortunately no one was around to see. “OW!”


Monkey slapped the panda's butt. "It's a joke? I want to see more of this.”


"See more!?" Po gasped as he felt his face burn from him. “Ekkk! ohhh! Ahhh!” He screeched as his underwear is pulled several times reaching higher and higher making his butt bounce. “Ooh!” Po clutched at his crotch as something else began to rise.


The panda could try to get up and defend itself, but that would reveal what is happening below. Given that idea, Po preferred to stay and put up with the wedgies until Monkey gets tired. The pain in the butt was better than the humiliation of being caught erect.


Monkey was enjoying his position, too focused on stretching his underwear to think why the panda didn't fight back. Even though he had a good view of Po's big mounds, Monkey decided to change places to continue the wedgie. The monkey moved to be on top of the panda's back. Now he grabs the briefs with both hands and pulls hard.


“GOOOOHHhhh!” Po's eyes met and he yelped as his underwear went to new places inside his rear.


Monkey silva impressed. "Look at that, I've never seen an underwear that stretched so much." He said holding up the tighty whities that reached the panda's neck.


Po swallowed, finding his voice again. "You'll ruin my new underwear." He complained in a high-pitched voice.


The monkey shrugged with a smile. “I'll pay for a replacement if that works for you. I am actually enjoying this underwear, I think I could invent new techniques with something of this quality.” He said imagining creative ways to stretch the underwear and laughing. "Let's try this for today."


Before Po could ask he had his friend's feet on the sides of his head with him leaning over. “Monkey!” The panda exclaimed having his crotch covered centimeters from his face.


"In a second." The monkey paid no attention to his friend.


Monkey took a deep breath and pulled hard. Po's eyes meet and he makes a goofy face as his ass is split open. The panda didn't even notice when the waistband of his underwear went past his head until the monkey hooked it up covering his eyes. The dragon warrior gave a shrill howl as everything turned white.


Monkey stepped back to admire his handiwork. This is the first time he has managed to wear someone's underwear this far, which makes him puff out his chest with pride. Also, the sight of Po in this new wedgie and no pants is something the monkey was enjoying… he needs to take care of that now.


"That was fun, we should repeat it another day." Monkey said walking towards the door.


Po heard the footsteps of his friend. "Where do you think you are going!? Take this off me!”


"Better hurry up and finish cleaning, you don't want Master or someone else to come and scold you." The monkey said with a laugh as he opened the door.


“Monkey!”


Before leaving Monkey turned to see the panda one last time. “Oh, by the way, congratulations on the underwear. Hope you get more of those tighty whities soon. Hahahaha!” He said closing the door behind him.


“MONKEY!!!”


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The sun was setting when Po returned home and fell facedown on his bed. "My botty." The panda was stuck in the atomic wedgie for quite some time and his butt hurt. He was only able to break free when he decided to break the briefs. “Best underwear ever and it only lasted a few hours…” Po said with a sigh, wondering how he would tell Hiran what happened. But definitely Monkey will be the one to pay for the new ones!




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