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I can literally fly anywhere!”\n\n\nJet-Vac began to give Spyro and everyone else a long lecture on how heroes need to be prepared for everything, including surviving in the woods and much more. This made everyone look bad at the purple dragon for causing that.\n\n\nUpon arriving at the campsite Jet-Vac set about handing out the camp chores. “Any volunteers to go collect branches and wood to light the campfire?”\n\n\n“I’ll gladly go as far as necessary to bring the best tree.” Spyro said, wanting to leave while the others set up the tents and other camp stuff.\n\n\n“Don’t cut anything off the trees, pick up branches and leaves off the ground.” Jet-Vac told his student. “You must respect nature, keep order an-” The dragon flew away at full speed without finishing listening to what the master was saying.\n\n\nSpyro began to pull branches and leaves from the trees in a carefree manner, when he had enough for the campfire he burned them so he could say it was an accidental sneeze and take longer. After all, no one had seen him… at least that's what he thought.\n\n\n“Camping, what a waste of time.” A midge landed on the dragon's nose. “Not to mention a nuisance with insects.” He tried to swat the midge but it began to fly around Spyro, so the dragon tried to swat the insect repeatedly.\n\n\nIf he had been more attentive to his surroundings the dragon would have seen the vines moving like snakes. The fly landed on the dragon's nose again as if it were mocking him. Spyro raised his hands preparing to finish off the insect. But the vines quickly wrapped around his arms and wings, Spyro could do nothing but scream as he was pulled up and then hung in the air.\n\n\nThe dragon found himself hanging in the air, with his feet off the ground, by the vines. He immediately thought of burning his bonds but a vine wrapped around his snout. Spyro stood helpless as the vines snaked under his clothes and then ripped his clothes off, leaving the dragon in only his blue underoos with fairys.\n\n\nSpyro's face turned embarrassed and he tried to cover himself with his legs but it was no use, you can't hide from nature and its fury. The vines wrapped around Spyro's underwear from behind and gave the dragon a big wedgie. Spyro would have screamed like a little girl if he wasn't being silenced. While one vine held the underoos high in the air another wrapped itself around the dragon's feet, pulling him down, making the wedgie that much worse. And as if that wasn't enough punishment another vine emerged to slap the dragon's exposed buttocks!\n\n\nAn hour later Spyro's friends came looking for him, noticing that he had fallen too far behind. Only to find the proud dragon sobbing, his bottom red, his underwear stretched comically around a tree and flowering vines holding his body to the trunk.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "“Camping is sooooo boring.” Spyro complained as he walked with the rest of his fellow Skylanders academy students. “Why do I have to learn how to survive in the woods? I can literally fly anywhere!”


Jet-Vac began to give Spyro and everyone else a long lecture on how heroes need to be prepared for everything, including surviving in the woods and much more. This made everyone look bad at the purple dragon for causing that.


Upon arriving at the campsite Jet-Vac set about handing out the camp chores. “Any volunteers to go collect branches and wood to light the campfire?”


“I’ll gladly go as far as necessary to bring the best tree.” Spyro said, wanting to leave while the others set up the tents and other camp stuff.


“Don’t cut anything off the trees, pick up branches and leaves off the ground.” Jet-Vac told his student. “You must respect nature, keep order an-” The dragon flew away at full speed without finishing listening to what the master was saying.


Spyro began to pull branches and leaves from the trees in a carefree manner, when he had enough for the campfire he burned them so he could say it was an accidental sneeze and take longer. After all, no one had seen him… at least that's what he thought.


“Camping, what a waste of time.” A midge landed on the dragon's nose. “Not to mention a nuisance with insects.” He tried to swat the midge but it began to fly around Spyro, so the dragon tried to swat the insect repeatedly.


If he had been more attentive to his surroundings the dragon would have seen the vines moving like snakes. The fly landed on the dragon's nose again as if it were mocking him. Spyro raised his hands preparing to finish off the insect. But the vines quickly wrapped around his arms and wings, Spyro could do nothing but scream as he was pulled up and then hung in the air.


The dragon found himself hanging in the air, with his feet off the ground, by the vines. He immediately thought of burning his bonds but a vine wrapped around his snout. Spyro stood helpless as the vines snaked under his clothes and then ripped his clothes off, leaving the dragon in only his blue underoos with fairys.


Spyro's face turned embarrassed and he tried to cover himself with his legs but it was no use, you can't hide from nature and its fury. The vines wrapped around Spyro's underwear from behind and gave the dragon a big wedgie. Spyro would have screamed like a little girl if he wasn't being silenced. While one vine held the underoos high in the air another wrapped itself around the dragon's feet, pulling him down, making the wedgie that much worse. And as if that wasn't enough punishment another vine emerged to slap the dragon's exposed buttocks!


An hour later Spyro's friends came looking for him, noticing that he had fallen too far behind. Only to find the proud dragon sobbing, his bottom red, his underwear stretched comically around a tree and flowering vines holding his body to the trunk.", "pools_count": 0, "title": "Wedgie-tober #14: Nature s Wrath.", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/plain", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "1", "rating_name": "Mature", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "2", "name": "Nudity", "description": "Nonsexual nudity exposing breasts or genitals (must not show arousal)", "rating_id": "1" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "24" }