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However I wasn’t alone in making this. I had help with the great https://www.furaffinity.net/user/herbjive85/https://www.furaffinity.net/user/herbjive85/ I also had inspiration thanks to https://www.furaffinity.net/user/glock22/ so go check out his stuff as well. I hope you enjoy!","description_bbcode_parsed":"Low and behold my first ever fanfic! However I wasn’t alone in making this. I had help with the great https://www.furaffinity.net/user/herbjive85/https://www... I also had inspiration thanks to https://www.furaffinity.net/user/glock22/ so go check out his stuff as well. I hope you enjoy!","writing":"The schoolbell rang on another finished day as people poured out from the entrance. Two of them were a goth male and a preppy looking girl.\n\n\"Ah! Another boring day gone.\" The girl had a bit of a spring in her step compared to her friend.\n\n\"So what you gonna do when you get home?\" She asked her friend.\n\n\n\"...\" He didn?t answer. He was distracted by something.\n\n\"Hello? Earth to Fin?\"\n\n\"Huh? Katie?\" Fin, full name Finian snapped out of it, turning his attention back to Katie. \n\n\"What?chu looking at?\" she asked shrewdly\n\n\"Uh... nothing...\" Unconvinced, Katie looked over at what he was staring at.\n\nKatie looked over to see the cheerleader squad practicing their daily routine for the next big game. Katie looked back at Fin with a cheeky look.\n\n\"Feelin... thirsty?\" She teased\n\n\"Wha, no, I mean...\" Finian developed a deep red blush as his horny was exposed.\n\n\"Don?t be ashamed. Those uniforms are designed to please. I?m just a bit offended you?d think of boning one of them over me\" She strutted away. But Finian was a bit surprised by what she said.\n\n\"What? I don?t think of you like that, you?re my friend.\"\n\n\"I know, I?m just teasi-\" Katie said, but was interrupted as her foot hit the edge of a sunken pavement stone. She tripped and fell. ``Aah!'' She exclaimed in pain. Finian rushed over to help.\n\n\"Katie! Are you...\" But he made a critical error when he bent over, with his posterior facing the school yard with the practising cheerleaders... \n\nPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRFFFFPPPPPPPTTTT!!\n\nA loud fart that sounded like a muffled car engine starting blew out of his ass, the vile gust of air blew past the cheerleaders lifting up their skirts, with each member of the squad freaking out. ``EEEEEEKKK!!'' GAAAAHH!'' ``W-What the hell?!'' \n\n``AAAAGH!! Pervert!'' The important looking blonde one screamed as she and her fellow cheerleaders ran inside. The other home heading students watching were either laughing or disgusted by what they just saw.\n\n\"Woah, nice one Fin. Let?s get out before the smell drifts back here...\" So they ran back home with haste. Fin just blushed with embarrassment, not feeling especially proud about his little condition. Well, was it really little if it made him fart explosively and shit enough to make an elephant impressed?\n\nAbout half an hour passed before they arrived home. They got to the front of Finians unassuming suburban home.\n\n\"Well, have a good one Fin\"\n\n\"You too Kate.\"\n\n\"See you tomorrow!\"\n\n\"See ya\" She just walked down to the house across the street, they lived rather close to each other. Finian opened his front door.\n\n\"Mom, I?m home!\" He entered his home and threw his schoolbag by the front door. Finian didn?t get an answer.\n\n\"Mom?\" He heard footsteps, and then saw his mom come into the living room with the telephone to her ear.\n\n``Alright, thank you for telling me Mrs. Truman'' she then hanged up and put the phone down on the small table. She then gave his son a dreadful glare at him, Finian knew that he was in trouble, but for what exactly he was unsure.\n\n``Finian Fletcher! You're in big trouble young man!'' His mother by the name of Trudy then slowly walked over to him with a irritable look. \n\n\"Mom?\" he asked curious.\n\n``I just got a call from the school saying that you lifted up the skirts of the cheerleading squad, is that true?!'' She stood right in front of him with her arms crossed, her frame was rather imposing.\n\n``Well is it?'' She urged. Finian stammered as he tried to explain how his butt acted out of turn.\n\n\"I... I mean... yeah... but...\" He didn?t even manage to explain before she dished out the punishment\n\n``Finian!''\n\nTrudy was in disbelief at hearing this, she then took a deep breath and calmed herself. She then gave a discontent look at her son.\n\n``Fin, you're grounded.'' she solemnly said, Fin's mouth opened at little as he was in disbelief.\n\n``Grounded!? But... for how long?'' He asked.\n\n``That's up to me to decide. Now you're going to go up to your room and work on your school work until then I will decide how long your punishment will be.'' Fin was shocked, it was merely an unfortunate accident, how could she think he would do something like that? \n\nHe made his way upstairs to his room, muttering in disbelief. \"Not my fault I can?t control my ass...\"\n\nHe entered his room, furnished with adolescent decor with a gothic edge. As he closed the door, he heard a click from behind him. He looked back at his bedroom door. He tried the doorknob but it wouldn?t budge. It wasn?t faulty so the only explanation was...\n\n\"Mom!? Did you lock me in!?\" He banged on his door to get her attention.\n\n``This is for your own good!'' she then walked away from the room in disappointment, Finian angered by this tried budging the door open but ultimately knew it was pointless.\n\n\"Ugh!\" He sighed in exasperation. He knew he was stuck in here.\n\nA few hours passed, Finian was laying on his bed reading a textbook. He tried to pass the time with video games and other distractions, but they couldn?t hold his attention. \"Being stuck in my room isn?t as fun as I thought\" he wondered to himself. So he did was his mom told him and studied. She even confiscated his phone so he couldn?t call Katie or... well just Katie.\n\nThen he felt his stomach grumble... He adjusted his pose so his butt was in the air and he allowed the unstoppable force of nature that was his bowels to do what they wanted. \n\nPPPPPPRRRRRRPPPFFFTTT!! PPPPPPRRFFT! BBBRRRMMMPPPTRRTT!! FRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPTTTT!!\n\nHe didn?t even break a sweat as his ass exploded. This was his life for as long as he could remember.\n\nHe felt another fierce rumble. When he started, it was hard to stop. But he did undo his belt and take off his jeans, sliding past his generous trunk. If his mom knew that he blew a hole in them, she?d ground him even more. With just a pair of simple panties, he resumed his pose and his wind breaking.\n\nPPPPPRRRFFFFFRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPRRTTTT!! BBBBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLPLPLPPRRPLPPRROOOOOORRRRTTTT!!\n\nFinian groaned, despising every second he passed gas, his room smelt like ancient excrement as Finian got a whiff of it, he quickly pinched his nose.\n\nPPPPPPPFFFFTRRRRRPPPPPRTTTT!! \n\nBut he couldn?t deny the satisfaction he felt as he felt his gut deflate, probably the only thing he liked about it. He?d even rather be studying right now, if he could concentrate. \n\nFeeling his gut rev up in it?s rumbling, he let out a deep breath and prepared for a loud, smelly denouement to his latest gassy episode.\n\nPPPPPPPPPPFFFFRRRRTTTRRRTTTTTTT-SPLLRRT!\n\nA shot of liquid shit quickly spread across the floor and stained it. Finian quickly stopped himself, he looked behind him, and saw the shit stain on the carpet, his heart beat got faster as he panicked. \n\n\"Wha... but...\" Wasn?t he wearing panties?\n\nHe stood up and took them off to observe them. A hole the size of a fist had been made in them. He scoffed\n\n\"Just perfect\" He said with sarcasm as he threw them into his trash bin. He knew how he was when he lost control. Speaking of which, as he did so, a fierce cramp rocked his gut.\n\nFinian clutched it with both his hands as he started sweating. He knew that feeling anywhere: he needed to take a serious dump. He tried the door, but it was still locked. \n\n\"Mom! MOM!!\" He banged on the door. No answer\n\n\"Mom I need the bathroom!!!\" Despite his protests however, Trudy didn?t respond. He put an ear to the door, just what was she doing?\n\nHe heard the sounds of a 80s workout dvd being played at full volume.\n\n\"Work that body! Work that body!\" he heard the instructor yell cheerfully. As if his impending need to shit was bad enough, he also had the image of his mother shaking her rump to dispose from his head. A rump that a few friends of the family mentioned when talking about Finians. \"Of all the things he inherited from you...\" they would say as if they were the funniest comedians on the planet.\n\nHis stomach cramped again as he clenched it before another blast of gas expelled out of him. \n\nPPPPPFFFRRRRPPPPTTTTPPPPTTTTTTTRRTTTT!!\n\n\"Oh... no...\" he whined as he could feel his rectum filling with pungent faeces just urging to be let out.\n\nHe looked around to find something to use, he saw the trash can containing his destroyed panties but knew that it wouldn't work as it would be buried under the amount of crap. He looked again and saw the window...he then suddenly remembered that there was a trash can beneath the window. Thoughts were rushing through his head. Does he just crap all over the floor in his room, or does he release it in the trash can but also risk being exposed...\n\nPPOPFFFRRRRAAAPPPPTTT!!\n\nThe decision was made for him as he felt a thick head of the poop log poke out of his butthole. His eyes nearly popping out of their sockets, he leapt for the window, opened it and turned around, revealing his pale white booty to the whole world. A pale white booty that stretched to evacuate a turd slightly wider than his fist.\n\n\"Aaaahhh...\" He sighed in relief, but also extremely embarrassed, but not as much as he would have if he pooped on his bedroom floor like some toddler.\n\nSSSPPPPCCCCKLLLRRRCKLLKKRRCCKLLKRRRR-SCHLOPP-SSSPPPPPPLLLCCKLLKRRRRRRRCCKKLLLRRRCCKLKKRR-PLLUUSRRCHH!\n\nTwo obscenely large logs crawled out of Finian ass and quickly fell into the trash can below.\n\nBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTT!!! \n\nCLANK! CLOMP! For all the turds landing in the bin...\n\nPLOMP! PLUFF! PLMMF! Even more missed and landed around it. But it still sounded like a warzone, disturbing the normally quiet suburban neighborhood. Luckily, a large tree was in front of Finians window, obscuring his butt from most people who would look up.\n\nBut not from across the street, as his friend Katie heard the disturbance, and saw the booty responsible. Her response was to just chuckle.\n\n\"I told him not to eat that cafeteria Chili\"\n\nSSSPPPRRRAACCKLLE-PLOMPF! KKLUNK!! PLUNK! BBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTT!!\n\nFinian groaned wondering when this nightmare would end. He panted, surrendering control to his bowels, praying for salvation.\n\n BBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPRAAAPRAPRAPRAPARTROOPHPHPHPPPPPPPPLPLPLPLARARPPPPPFFFFfffffffff...\n\nWith a final atomic shart, he was empty.\n\nHe took deep breaths to regain his composure. It was a few minutes before he managed to drag his ass off of the window sill and look down at the carnage he wrought.\n\nHis eyes widened at the sight of no trash can, but a metaphorical mountain of pure, solid shit beneath his bedroom window. He knew what he was capable of, but the thought of being exposed like that made his heart ache with embarrassment. More than anything, one question was on his mind...\n\nWhat am I gonna wipe with? \n\n``Finian!!''\n\nFinians heart sank, as he heard large footsteps approach. the door slammed open as his mother came in with an expression that was full of pure rage and anger.\n\n\"Oh, NOW you hear me.\" Finian sarcastically snapped at his mother, utterly indignant at his mothers selective hearing. He tried to look away from her workout outfit showing off her curves, that was too perverted even for him.\n\n``Finian, w-w-what the hell were you doing?!?'' Trudy shouted but not so loud to cause a commotion in the neighborhood, she was so flabbergasted at how his son could do that.\n\n\"Isn?t it obvious? I needed to take a shit but someone locked me in here!\" This caused a pang of regret to strike Trudy?s heart.\n\n\"And then when I tried to get out, nobody would hear me. But when I took a shit outside, a massive stinking shit like the great big defective human being I am, suddenly you hear it and come marching in here like it?s all my fault...\" Tears were now flowing down from his eyes like a melting candle.\n\n``W-well...'' Trudy didn't know what to say she was so flabbergasted, she knew that deep down that it was her fault for causing this incident.\n\n\"Now if you?ll excuse me...\" Finian forced his way past his mother and ran for the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.\n\nA few minutes passed and he left, the toilet flushing down a few wads of filthy toilet paper, and maybe one with his tears. But at least his booty was relatively spotless.\n\nAs he opened the bathroom door his mother was standing at the door with a look of sadness.\n\n``Fin, listen I-I'm sorry. I should've listened to you...I should've been there to help you but I wasn't and I-I'm very sorry.''\n\n\"I mean... I was trying to tell you that the whole cheerleader thing wasn?t my fault...\"\n\nSo he recounted the incident, mentioning how Katie tripped and how his unpredicta-booty acted on its own to flip the cheerleaders skirts.\n\nAfter Finian recounted the events, Trudy stood there in silence. ``I see...I understand now, well then I guess I'm going to have to unground you-``\n\n\"Really?\" Finian was a bit excited, but wasn?t prepared for the catch...\n\n``-if... you clean up the mess you have made.'' Trudy felt regretful for asking his son to clean up his mess, but it wasn't really her responsibility to clean up his messes anymore. Besides, he seemed remorseful enough.\n\n\"Haha, fair enough I guess.\" Finian knew it was too good to be true. He went into his bedroom to get on another pair of pants.\n\nLater he left the home with a few trash bags and a shovel. The sheer odour of his dump was already beginning to wilt flowers and make leaves fall from the big tree in front of his window. Having lived with it all his life, he wasn?t affected too much, but he still knew how ungodly they were.\n\nHe started shoveling the solid logs of crap into the trash bags when a familiar face came up to him\n\n\"The chili?\" He turned to see Katie, her usual chipper self, hands clasped behind her back. \n\n\"Wha?\"\n\n\"The cafeteria chili? That what caused this?\" She was being extremely blunt. Finian then caught on.\n\n\"Oh. Oh no, you know how it is. I could eat nothing and I?d still shit out three times my own body weight.\"\n\n\"Yeah, and fart so bad it makes people think World War 3 is happening?\" She turned his attention to a very unhinged man, wearing a gas mask and handing out others to anyone who would listen. \n\n``Nyaagh! The world is ending, the nazis are back and using poison gas! Grab your masks if you want to live!'' Finian and Katie both just stood there looking at the lunatic ramble on. Finian however decided to have some fun with him.\n\n\"You mean... this poison gas?\" Finian unhooked the mans gas mask. Before he could even speak, he started choking and his eyes rolled back into his head and he passed out onconscious, landing with a thud onto the grass of the lawn.\n\nThe young duo just looked on for a second \n\n\"PFFHAHAHAHA!!\"\n\nBWAHAHA!!\"\n\nBefore bursting into uncontrollable laughter\n\n\"Hahaha... it?s times like these when I?m glad to be your friend.\" Katie said.\n\n\"Why, cos I?m a funny guy?\"\n\n\"No, cos I?ve been around your farts long enough that I?m basically immune.\"\n\nAlthought the statement was meant as a joke, it still got under Finians skin a little bit. He resumed shoveling.\n\n\"Yeah, but wouldn?t it be great if that wasn?t the case? If I could live a normal life and not just be some hurricane farting, omega dumping monster?\" Sensing a disturbance in her friend, Katie intervened.\n\n\"Hey, you are not a monster you are Finian Fletcher. You could be some super duper ultra mega hyper shitting beast that farts pure sewage and we would still be friends\" She held out a hand\n\n\"Forever\"\n\n...\"Forever\" His spirits resotred, Finian grabbed Katies hand.\n\n\"Good luck with that\" she said as she walked back home\n\n\"Hey can you at least help me with this?\"\n\n\"Hey, you caused it, you clean it. Besides I don?t want the smell to get on my clothes.\"\n\n\"Come on, what happened to friends forever?\"\n\n\"Hey Poo-cival, If you think I?m gonna help you, so I can get the smell of your ass on my shirt, resulting in my parents falling unconscious when they do the laundry, then you got another thing coming!\" She was shouting by the time she got back.\n\n\"Fair enough I guess!\"\n\n\"See you tomorrow!\"\n\n\"See ya!\" Finian sighed. He would always have his friends and family, no matter what happened. Even as he would eventually become known as Finian the Farter.\n\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"The schoolbell rang on another finished day as people poured out from the entrance. Two of them were a goth male and a preppy looking girl.

"Ah! Another boring day gone." The girl had a bit of a spring in her step compared to her friend.

"So what you gonna do when you get home?" She asked her friend.


"..." He didn?t answer. He was distracted by something.

"Hello? Earth to Fin?"

"Huh? Katie?" Fin, full name Finian snapped out of it, turning his attention back to Katie.

"What?chu looking at?" she asked shrewdly

"Uh... nothing..." Unconvinced, Katie looked over at what he was staring at.

Katie looked over to see the cheerleader squad practicing their daily routine for the next big game. Katie looked back at Fin with a cheeky look.

"Feelin... thirsty?" She teased

"Wha, no, I mean..." Finian developed a deep red blush as his horny was exposed.

"Don?t be ashamed. Those uniforms are designed to please. I?m just a bit offended you?d think of boning one of them over me" She strutted away. But Finian was a bit surprised by what she said.

"What? I don?t think of you like that, you?re my friend."

"I know, I?m just teasi-" Katie said, but was interrupted as her foot hit the edge of a sunken pavement stone. She tripped and fell. ``Aah!'' She exclaimed in pain. Finian rushed over to help.

"Katie! Are you..." But he made a critical error when he bent over, with his posterior facing the school yard with the practising cheerleaders...

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRFFFFPPPPPPPTTTT!!

A loud fart that sounded like a muffled car engine starting blew out of his ass, the vile gust of air blew past the cheerleaders lifting up their skirts, with each member of the squad freaking out. ``EEEEEEKKK!!'' GAAAAHH!'' ``W-What the hell?!''

``AAAAGH!! Pervert!'' The important looking blonde one screamed as she and her fellow cheerleaders ran inside. The other home heading students watching were either laughing or disgusted by what they just saw.

"Woah, nice one Fin. Let?s get out before the smell drifts back here..." So they ran back home with haste. Fin just blushed with embarrassment, not feeling especially proud about his little condition. Well, was it really little if it made him fart explosively and shit enough to make an elephant impressed?

About half an hour passed before they arrived home. They got to the front of Finians unassuming suburban home.

"Well, have a good one Fin"

"You too Kate."

"See you tomorrow!"

"See ya" She just walked down to the house across the street, they lived rather close to each other. Finian opened his front door.

"Mom, I?m home!" He entered his home and threw his schoolbag by the front door. Finian didn?t get an answer.

"Mom?" He heard footsteps, and then saw his mom come into the living room with the telephone to her ear.

``Alright, thank you for telling me Mrs. Truman'' she then hanged up and put the phone down on the small table. She then gave his son a dreadful glare at him, Finian knew that he was in trouble, but for what exactly he was unsure.

``Finian Fletcher! You're in big trouble young man!'' His mother by the name of Trudy then slowly walked over to him with a irritable look.

"Mom?" he asked curious.

``I just got a call from the school saying that you lifted up the skirts of the cheerleading squad, is that true?!'' She stood right in front of him with her arms crossed, her frame was rather imposing.

``Well is it?'' She urged. Finian stammered as he tried to explain how his butt acted out of turn.

"I... I mean... yeah... but..." He didn?t even manage to explain before she dished out the punishment

``Finian!''

Trudy was in disbelief at hearing this, she then took a deep breath and calmed herself. She then gave a discontent look at her son.

``Fin, you're grounded.'' she solemnly said, Fin's mouth opened at little as he was in disbelief.

``Grounded!? But... for how long?'' He asked.

``That's up to me to decide. Now you're going to go up to your room and work on your school work until then I will decide how long your punishment will be.'' Fin was shocked, it was merely an unfortunate accident, how could she think he would do something like that?

He made his way upstairs to his room, muttering in disbelief. "Not my fault I can?t control my ass..."

He entered his room, furnished with adolescent decor with a gothic edge. As he closed the door, he heard a click from behind him. He looked back at his bedroom door. He tried the doorknob but it wouldn?t budge. It wasn?t faulty so the only explanation was...

"Mom!? Did you lock me in!?" He banged on his door to get her attention.

``This is for your own good!'' she then walked away from the room in disappointment, Finian angered by this tried budging the door open but ultimately knew it was pointless.

"Ugh!" He sighed in exasperation. He knew he was stuck in here.

A few hours passed, Finian was laying on his bed reading a textbook. He tried to pass the time with video games and other distractions, but they couldn?t hold his attention. "Being stuck in my room isn?t as fun as I thought" he wondered to himself. So he did was his mom told him and studied. She even confiscated his phone so he couldn?t call Katie or... well just Katie.

Then he felt his stomach grumble... He adjusted his pose so his butt was in the air and he allowed the unstoppable force of nature that was his bowels to do what they wanted.

PPPPPPRRRRRRPPPFFFTTT!! PPPPPPRRFFT! BBBRRRMMMPPPTRRTT!! FRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPTTTT!!

He didn?t even break a sweat as his ass exploded. This was his life for as long as he could remember.

He felt another fierce rumble. When he started, it was hard to stop. But he did undo his belt and take off his jeans, sliding past his generous trunk. If his mom knew that he blew a hole in them, she?d ground him even more. With just a pair of simple panties, he resumed his pose and his wind breaking.

PPPPPRRRFFFFFRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPRRTTTT!! BBBBBBBPPPPPPPLLLLPLPLPPRRPLPPRROOOOOORRRRTTTT!!

Finian groaned, despising every second he passed gas, his room smelt like ancient excrement as Finian got a whiff of it, he quickly pinched his nose.

PPPPPPPFFFFTRRRRRPPPPPRTTTT!!

But he couldn?t deny the satisfaction he felt as he felt his gut deflate, probably the only thing he liked about it. He?d even rather be studying right now, if he could concentrate.

Feeling his gut rev up in it?s rumbling, he let out a deep breath and prepared for a loud, smelly denouement to his latest gassy episode.

PPPPPPPPPPFFFFRRRRTTTRRRTTTTTTT-SPLLRRT!

A shot of liquid shit quickly spread across the floor and stained it. Finian quickly stopped himself, he looked behind him, and saw the shit stain on the carpet, his heart beat got faster as he panicked.

"Wha... but..." Wasn?t he wearing panties?

He stood up and took them off to observe them. A hole the size of a fist had been made in them. He scoffed

"Just perfect" He said with sarcasm as he threw them into his trash bin. He knew how he was when he lost control. Speaking of which, as he did so, a fierce cramp rocked his gut.

Finian clutched it with both his hands as he started sweating. He knew that feeling anywhere: he needed to take a serious dump. He tried the door, but it was still locked.

"Mom! MOM!!" He banged on the door. No answer

"Mom I need the bathroom!!!" Despite his protests however, Trudy didn?t respond. He put an ear to the door, just what was she doing?

He heard the sounds of a 80s workout dvd being played at full volume.

"Work that body! Work that body!" he heard the instructor yell cheerfully. As if his impending need to shit was bad enough, he also had the image of his mother shaking her rump to dispose from his head. A rump that a few friends of the family mentioned when talking about Finians. "Of all the things he inherited from you..." they would say as if they were the funniest comedians on the planet.

His stomach cramped again as he clenched it before another blast of gas expelled out of him.

PPPPPFFFRRRRPPPPTTTTPPPPTTTTTTTRRTTTT!!

"Oh... no..." he whined as he could feel his rectum filling with pungent faeces just urging to be let out.

He looked around to find something to use, he saw the trash can containing his destroyed panties but knew that it wouldn't work as it would be buried under the amount of crap. He looked again and saw the window...he then suddenly remembered that there was a trash can beneath the window. Thoughts were rushing through his head. Does he just crap all over the floor in his room, or does he release it in the trash can but also risk being exposed...

PPOPFFFRRRRAAAPPPPTTT!!

The decision was made for him as he felt a thick head of the poop log poke out of his butthole. His eyes nearly popping out of their sockets, he leapt for the window, opened it and turned around, revealing his pale white booty to the whole world. A pale white booty that stretched to evacuate a turd slightly wider than his fist.

"Aaaahhh..." He sighed in relief, but also extremely embarrassed, but not as much as he would have if he pooped on his bedroom floor like some toddler.

SSSPPPPCCCCKLLLRRRCKLLKKRRCCKLLKRRRR-SCHLOPP-SSSPPPPPPLLLCCKLLKRRRRRRRCCKKLLLRRRCCKLKKRR-PLLUUSRRCHH!

Two obscenely large logs crawled out of Finian ass and quickly fell into the trash can below.

BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPTTTT!!!

CLANK! CLOMP! For all the turds landing in the bin...

PLOMP! PLUFF! PLMMF! Even more missed and landed around it. But it still sounded like a warzone, disturbing the normally quiet suburban neighborhood. Luckily, a large tree was in front of Finians window, obscuring his butt from most people who would look up.

But not from across the street, as his friend Katie heard the disturbance, and saw the booty responsible. Her response was to just chuckle.

"I told him not to eat that cafeteria Chili"

SSSPPPRRRAACCKLLE-PLOMPF! KKLUNK!! PLUNK! BBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTT!!

Finian groaned wondering when this nightmare would end. He panted, surrendering control to his bowels, praying for salvation.

 BBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPRAAAPRAPRAPRAPARTROOPHPHPHPPPPPPPPLPLPLPLARARPPPPPFFFFfffffffff...

With a final atomic shart, he was empty.

He took deep breaths to regain his composure. It was a few minutes before he managed to drag his ass off of the window sill and look down at the carnage he wrought.

His eyes widened at the sight of no trash can, but a metaphorical mountain of pure, solid shit beneath his bedroom window. He knew what he was capable of, but the thought of being exposed like that made his heart ache with embarrassment. More than anything, one question was on his mind...

What am I gonna wipe with?

``Finian!!''

Finians heart sank, as he heard large footsteps approach. the door slammed open as his mother came in with an expression that was full of pure rage and anger.

"Oh, NOW you hear me." Finian sarcastically snapped at his mother, utterly indignant at his mothers selective hearing. He tried to look away from her workout outfit showing off her curves, that was too perverted even for him.

``Finian, w-w-what the hell were you doing?!?'' Trudy shouted but not so loud to cause a commotion in the neighborhood, she was so flabbergasted at how his son could do that.

"Isn?t it obvious? I needed to take a shit but someone locked me in here!" This caused a pang of regret to strike Trudy?s heart.

"And then when I tried to get out, nobody would hear me. But when I took a shit outside, a massive stinking shit like the great big defective human being I am, suddenly you hear it and come marching in here like it?s all my fault..." Tears were now flowing down from his eyes like a melting candle.

``W-well...'' Trudy didn't know what to say she was so flabbergasted, she knew that deep down that it was her fault for causing this incident.

"Now if you?ll excuse me..." Finian forced his way past his mother and ran for the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.

A few minutes passed and he left, the toilet flushing down a few wads of filthy toilet paper, and maybe one with his tears. But at least his booty was relatively spotless.

As he opened the bathroom door his mother was standing at the door with a look of sadness.

``Fin, listen I-I'm sorry. I should've listened to you...I should've been there to help you but I wasn't and I-I'm very sorry.''

"I mean... I was trying to tell you that the whole cheerleader thing wasn?t my fault..."

So he recounted the incident, mentioning how Katie tripped and how his unpredicta-booty acted on its own to flip the cheerleaders skirts.

After Finian recounted the events, Trudy stood there in silence. ``I see...I understand now, well then I guess I'm going to have to unground you-``

"Really?" Finian was a bit excited, but wasn?t prepared for the catch...

``-if... you clean up the mess you have made.'' Trudy felt regretful for asking his son to clean up his mess, but it wasn't really her responsibility to clean up his messes anymore. Besides, he seemed remorseful enough.

"Haha, fair enough I guess." Finian knew it was too good to be true. He went into his bedroom to get on another pair of pants.

Later he left the home with a few trash bags and a shovel. The sheer odour of his dump was already beginning to wilt flowers and make leaves fall from the big tree in front of his window. Having lived with it all his life, he wasn?t affected too much, but he still knew how ungodly they were.

He started shoveling the solid logs of crap into the trash bags when a familiar face came up to him

"The chili?" He turned to see Katie, her usual chipper self, hands clasped behind her back.

"Wha?"

"The cafeteria chili? That what caused this?" She was being extremely blunt. Finian then caught on.

"Oh. Oh no, you know how it is. I could eat nothing and I?d still shit out three times my own body weight."

"Yeah, and fart so bad it makes people think World War 3 is happening?" She turned his attention to a very unhinged man, wearing a gas mask and handing out others to anyone who would listen.

``Nyaagh! The world is ending, the nazis are back and using poison gas! Grab your masks if you want to live!'' Finian and Katie both just stood there looking at the lunatic ramble on. Finian however decided to have some fun with him.

"You mean... this poison gas?" Finian unhooked the mans gas mask. Before he could even speak, he started choking and his eyes rolled back into his head and he passed out onconscious, landing with a thud onto the grass of the lawn.

The young duo just looked on for a second

"PFFHAHAHAHA!!"

BWAHAHA!!"

Before bursting into uncontrollable laughter

"Hahaha... it?s times like these when I?m glad to be your friend." Katie said.

"Why, cos I?m a funny guy?"

"No, cos I?ve been around your farts long enough that I?m basically immune."

Althought the statement was meant as a joke, it still got under Finians skin a little bit. He resumed shoveling.

"Yeah, but wouldn?t it be great if that wasn?t the case? If I could live a normal life and not just be some hurricane farting, omega dumping monster?" Sensing a disturbance in her friend, Katie intervened.

"Hey, you are not a monster you are Finian Fletcher. You could be some super duper ultra mega hyper shitting beast that farts pure sewage and we would still be friends" She held out a hand

"Forever"

..."Forever" His spirits resotred, Finian grabbed Katies hand.

"Good luck with that" she said as she walked back home

"Hey can you at least help me with this?"

"Hey, you caused it, you clean it. Besides I don?t want the smell to get on my clothes."

"Come on, what happened to friends forever?"

"Hey Poo-cival, If you think I?m gonna help you, so I can get the smell of your ass on my shirt, resulting in my parents falling unconscious when they do the laundry, then you got another thing coming!" She was shouting by the time she got back.

"Fair enough I guess!"

"See you tomorrow!"

"See ya!" Finian sighed. He would always have his friends and family, no matter what happened. Even as he would eventually become known as Finian the Farter.

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