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He meets you at the door of his shop, taking you past both a late-model Accord and a classic Fairlane, both with hoods open, one without an engine.

"Threw its timing belt," he grunts. "Motor seized and fucked all to hell." He gestures to the empty engine bay, and you glance its way, but all you can see is that short tail swinging over those ample buttocks and wonder how effective his glutes are at thrusting.

That's what you're here for, anyway. Grindr finds people even out in backwater redneck Georgia. Though you live in backwater redneck Florida, four miles away.

Once you get into the room--a mishmash of car-shop chic and actual style--and he turns to face you. The front of his jeans bulges obscenely; they are definitely a pair not worn in front of customers. He looks down both horns at your skinny, almost scrawny body. He could crush you like one of those new ultra-thin eco green water bottles. But instead his thick mitts press down on your shoulders. You go to your knees instantly.

"See something you like?" he asks obviously.

"I like everything," you mumble. The scent of him is testosterone cheesecake. "I could lick every inch of you up and down."

He seems to like this particular sentiment, throwing off his tank top and getting his jeans undone with the skill of someone with smaller hands. Off goes the jock strap too, thrown your way and trailing a streak of musk heady and dizzying.

Then he gets on the bed, on all fours, his pendulous equipment on full view despite his build. Those cheeks lift and separate, the tail lifts, and you see the black target inside the field of white. Pulling himself open just a little bit more, he looks back at you with one sultry, red eye.

"Everything, huh?"

You gulp. You're not sure you meant that kind of everything. But it all smells so gooooood. "Well..."

"You promised. Now don't you go breakin' y'all's promises now. We're gentlemen here. It won't bite. Necessarily."

You move onto the bed behind him. The springs creak anew. Though your lips are dry, you seem to be drooling.

This ain't a meal, it's a smorgasbord.

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