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My paw barely reached over the edge, but I felt around until I caught the edge of the glasses with my claw. But I had overextended myself, and when I felt the bureau start to tip I let go, flailing to the floor. The pipe landed on my head with a muted thwack.

I thought I was dead. I mean, dead in the sense that I'd crushed Daddy's glasses and they were expensive to replace. But thankfully they had bounced out of the way. That's when I heard the water stop. My heart started to race; I knew I was in trouble and I couldn't put my booty back where I'd found it without making a racket.

So I decided to pull the cute card. I put the pipe in my muzzle and clamped my teeth down. It tasted like Daddy did, a little bit, and like the smoke he blew out, except stronger, more concentrated. The glasses slid down to the edge of my nose from how big they were, and when Daddy came around the corner toweling his head off he was a big white blur. I crossed my eyes, thinking that might help, but it only made it worse.

"How can you see with these?" I blurted out.

The white blur removed his towel from his eyes. "Oh, I see now. You're stealing my things, eh?"

"I didn't mean to!"

"Then why are they on your face?" I managed to look over the lenses, and I could see Daddy's serious expression. But there was a smile there, too. I tried giving him the puppy eyes, but he only narrowed his. "You know you're not supposed to be in my things, Hector. What do you think your punishment should be?"

I thought for a moment, and tried the cute approach: "Ice cream?"

Daddy smiled, but my smile faded when he started whipping the towel around into a tight coil. The pipe and glasses dropped to the carpet as I skedaddled out the door, squealing as my rump received a much-deserved lashing.

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