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Just read 'First Dance' & I like your style, the witty banter between the characters, and the lack of gross spelling & grammatical errors (sorry, that's a major pet peeve of mine). You certainly earned the 10/10 *s! Anyhoo, this e-mail isn't meant to be entirely kissup ('though I'm sure it wouldn't hurt)...I was wondering if you could help me. I'm writing a story...& I need help. Well, more of a second opinion...it's not like I can give it to my English teacher, or whatever...fair warning, it's just a romance so far, 38 pgs (12 pt, 2x-space, TimesNewRoman), & over a month of story-time & no yiff. That'll come eventually...I 've just gotten to the 'meet the parents' part...so I'm a little traditional...anyhoo, Would you mind reading it over? Perhaps a little more brown-nosing could convince you? ha ha ha well, either way, thanks for your time...and a good read ^__^ Tym\"\n\n***\n\nThree weeks later, he told me he loved me.\n\nA couple months after that (with numerous hand-scripted letters sealed with scented wax) I decided I felt the same.\n\nAnd we're still here.\n\nOh, the people we were so long ago! Reading back through the first year of our relationship, it's hard to believe we were those guys. So much has changed, but I think one of the few things that's stayed the same (in his companionship if not his character) is @Tym. I never thought I'd fall in love, and I hadn't been looking either. But I took a chance and I think I'll keep him, if you don't mind.\n\n***\n\nFor our anniversary (March 8), I decided to go the high road (LOL) and get something classy and symbolic of what we mean to each other. So I commissioned [fa]galgard[/fa] for his wonderful illustrative qualities to make a piece that represented a lot of our lives.\n\nHere we are on a typical (idyllic) night in, before a roaring fire in the library/reading room. Tym is busy drinking wine and drawing prawn (get it?) while I sit writing yiff (if you look closely you can see a little YIF in the book).\n\nThe four gifts of the eighth anniversary are linen (the bolts by my chair), bronze (the statue on the mantel), pottery and terra cotta (the pot on the mantel). The western-style saddle on Tym's chair represents Byrne, his equine side, while the donkey statue represents Dinasa, my asinine side. Rated mature for small donkey dick up there. And in the pot are eight cabbages, since donkeys like cabbage and there's one for each year we've been together. The pipe is an homage to my \"family.\" You know which one. ;3\n\nSo, happy anniversary to us. May we be blessed with so many more.\n\n***\n\nHector is @WhyteYote\nTym is @Tym\nArt is [fa]galgard[/fa]\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Eight years ago, someone named Tym wrote me this email:

"Hi. Just read 'First Dance' & I like your style, the witty banter between the characters, and the lack of gross spelling & grammatical errors (sorry, that's a major pet peeve of mine). You certainly earned the 10/10 *s! Anyhoo, this e-mail isn't meant to be entirely kissup ('though I'm sure it wouldn't hurt)...I was wondering if you could help me. I'm writing a story...& I need help. Well, more of a second opinion...it's not like I can give it to my English teacher, or whatever...fair warning, it's just a romance so far, 38 pgs (12 pt, 2x-space, TimesNewRoman), & over a month of story-time & no yiff. That'll come eventually...I 've just gotten to the 'meet the parents' part...so I'm a little traditional...anyhoo, Would you mind reading it over? Perhaps a little more brown-nosing could convince you? ha ha ha well, either way, thanks for your time...and a good read ^__^ Tym"

***

Three weeks later, he told me he loved me.

A couple months after that (with numerous hand-scripted letters sealed with scented wax) I decided I felt the same.

And we're still here.

Oh, the people we were so long ago! Reading back through the first year of our relationship, it's hard to believe we were those guys. So much has changed, but I think one of the few things that's stayed the same (in his companionship if not his character) is \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
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. I never thought I'd fall in love, and I hadn't been looking either. But I took a chance and I think I'll keep him, if you don't mind.

***

For our anniversary (March 8), I decided to go the high road (LOL) and get something classy and symbolic of what we mean to each other. So I commissioned \n\t\t\t\t\tgalgard for his wonderful illustrative qualities to make a piece that represented a lot of our lives.

Here we are on a typical (idyllic) night in, before a roaring fire in the library/reading room. Tym is busy drinking wine and drawing prawn (get it?) while I sit writing yiff (if you look closely you can see a little YIF in the book).

The four gifts of the eighth anniversary are linen (the bolts by my chair), bronze (the statue on the mantel), pottery and terra cotta (the pot on the mantel). The western-style saddle on Tym's chair represents Byrne, his equine side, while the donkey statue represents Dinasa, my asinine side. Rated mature for small donkey dick up there. And in the pot are eight cabbages, since donkeys like cabbage and there's one for each year we've been together. The pipe is an homage to my "family." You know which one. ;3

So, happy anniversary to us. May we be blessed with so many more.

***

Hector is \r\n\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t
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