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Hector:  What are they?

Sebastien:  What do they look like?  They’re candy canes.

Hector:  ...Are they stale?

Sebastien:  You’re an ingrate, you know that?  Of course they’re not stale, they were a buck a box.

Hector:  Canadian dollars or American dollars?

Sebastien:  *punches*  Do you want one or not, son?  

Hector:  Ow!  Okay, fine, I’ll take a stupid candy cane.

Sebastien:  *chewing*  You’d better.  I bought ten boxes.

Hector:  Jesus, why, Dad?!

Sebastien:  Because mint, that’s why.  Now shut up and eat.

Hector:  *munch*

Sebastien:  *munch*

Hector:  Okay, fine, they’re not half bad.  Pass me another one.

Sebastien:  Here you go, nub-nose.

Hector:  What?

Sebastien:  You got a nub-nose.  You know, a nose that’s--

Hector:  I know what it is!  *crunch*  At least I’m not the one with head-bumps.

Sebastien:  *feels*  Hm.  What’s up with that?  Maybe it’s time to see the ol’ doc.

Hector:  It’s probably forehead cancer.  Yup, definitely forehead cancer.

Sebastien:  I don’t think forehead cancer is contagious.  *points*

Hector:  *feels*  Dammit.

Sebastien:  I don’t know, they kind of look cute on you.

Hector:  Shut up!  Why are yours all spork-y?

Sebastien:  *feels*  Dammit.  Hm, well, okay.  Want another one?

Hector:  Do you think I should?  I’m driving.

Sebastien:  Nice.  How long did it take you to think that up?

Hector:  *counts on hoof*  Uh, three.  Three what now?  

Sebastien:  Three fingers.  Oh, hey, same here.  Neato.

Hector:  I dunno.  *munches*  Video games won’t be the same.

Sebastien:  Who needs video games?  We have Christmas carols.

Hector:  *singing*  Deck the hall with hooves and antlers...

Sebastien:  Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la...

Hector:  Jeez, what’s in these candy canes?

Sebastien:  Sugar.  Lots and lots of sugar.  *hoofs belly*

Hector:  Hey, you’re getting crumbs on my nice new fur!

Sebastien:  Just shut up and keep eating.

Hector:  Eh, I’m more in the mood for some nice birch leaves.

Sebastien:  Never thought I’d see the day you’d turn down candy.

Hector:  What can I say?  Tastes change.  People change.

Sebastien:  Preaching to the choir, boy.


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