Late in the evening, a devious little Abra was ready to have a rather late dinner with two very special friends. After inviting them over to be his company, he thought about giving them a little "stinky and hostile hospitality". The gassy Abra's name was Volsar. A quite unique name, and quite a unique personality, as Volsar was definitely good at one thing: farting. This creature wasn't like the everyday herd of Abra. This one lived by himself, but always loved hosting these parties to sucker his guests into some consequential fart torture. Nobody except for Volsar knows what happens to the poor souls after he disposes of them.

In a small house lived a green-eyed Meowth named Josh. This Meowth, again, unlike the rest of the Meowths, loved to be clean. He's been friends with Volsar for as long as he could remember. Unfortunantly for Josh, he was always unwillingly invited to be shoved under Volsar's rear. Though he always refused, he was also always too weak to fight back and ended up being one of Volsar's victims. Strangely, he's always forgiven him, but could never successfully seek revenge without getting totured once more by Volsar's cruel stench abilities.

And lastly, Dracuizel, or as everyone just simply called him, Draco, is an orange fur, green-bellied Buizel with three infinity symbols on his back to represent his unique ability to change forms with other creatures. Always tagging along with him is his lucky goggles and nose plugs, should he ever need the two. The tube around his neck is black, along with the fins on his arms. This one liked to be neat and tidy as well, and couldn't stand to see a thing out of place.

On the night of the planned dinner, Draco had seen some mail laying in front of the slot on his door. "Mail? This late?" he thought, knowing that mail shouldn't run so late on a non-busy day. As he went over to pick it up, he saw who it was from. "Volsar?! Duuuude, it's been forever since you wrote!" he said excitedly. He tore through the envelope and read the letter inside. He read out loud, "Dear Draco, I know it's been a long time, and I thought it would be nice if you came over for a little dinner and a show, or something of the sort. Hope you can make it!" He tossed down the letter and ran for his shower. He knew if he wanted to look appealing after a long time since he last saw Volsar, he'd have to smell good, too. He jumped into his shower with his goggles and noseplugs in place, and bathed like crazy so he would be a decent house guest.

As for Josh, his mailbox had the flag up, indicating there was definitely mail inside. Running out of his little house, his paws slapped open the mailbox and reached for the precious mail inside. When he read the sender's name, he thought "Alright! It's from Volsar!" but at the same time, this ran through his mind: "On no, it's from Volsar..." He had so manly  unfortunant 'accidents' involving Volsar's gaseous bum, but he knew for a fact, this time, he wouldn't let Volsar get him. He took the mail inside, read it, and basically saw an invitation for a nightly dinner. As he cleaned himself and got ready, he looked quite handsome. He had a nice fancy bow-tie on and everything.

And Volsar, wanting to build up the "pressure" inside, ate a whole box of pizza before the others arrived. Only having a little bit of room left for food, he went to set up the table with different variations of dinners and desserts. And this, is where the real fun begins.

A knock on the door caused Volsar to jump in the air for a brief moment. Setting up the last of the table, he rushed over to the front door and opened it up to see nobody else than Josh & Draco. "Hey, guys! Glad you could make it!" he said with a devious look on his face. Looking around, Josh stared at Volsar in the eyes. "Really? No tricks this time?" he asked nervously. "Tricks?" asked Draco. "Hah, tricks?! Ah-hah-hah! No, no. Josh, I guarantee you, there are no tricks this time. I invited you guys over for dinner, not to torture y'all!" he said, unknowingly crossing his fingers behind his back. "Torture?..." again, asked Draco. Josh replied to him "No, not what you think. It's way worse than that. But he invited us over for dinner!"

"Yes, yes, please come in! Heheh..." Volsar laughed quietly. The two glared at him on the way in, and removed their coats to hang upon the stand near the door. "Man, nice place!" Draco added. "Thanks. It was kinda messy, but I wanted to tidy it up a little bit before you guys came over. I mean, we can't eat in a toxic waste field, can we?" he asked jokingly. Josh walked past on the way to a seat, patting Volsar's back, saying "You're a toxic waste field." quietly. Volsar shushed him off to his seat and guided Draco to his seat as well. "Alright, take whatever you want! For dinner, there's roasted turkey, pizza, potato soup, nachos, & salad. And for dessert, there's pie, doughnuts, apple fritters-" Josh inturrupted. "Yeah, there sure is alot of food on this table... Do you think we'll have any leftovers?" he asked funnily. "Not if you two eat as much as possible." Volsar winked. So, they all took a plate and grabbed whatever they wanted. Volsar cut some of the turkey, whils Draco was stuffing himself with pizza. Josh grabbed a handful of nachos and gobbled them down. The three were eating like pigs, devouring one food after another. Draco was swallowing pie, cake, ice cream, whatever. Pretty soon, Volsar let out a giant burp, which alerted Josh to stay aware. "VOLSAR! I'm warning you!" he said in a defensive voice.

"Josh, haha! Calm down! I'm not going to mess with you." he said rolling his eyes. "Uh-huh. You know, I've gotta pee... That Coke runs through your bladder just like track runners!" Josh said, as he got up from his chair. "I'm gonna run to the bathroom. I'll be right back." he slowly walked to the bathroom, only to be followed by a funny-faced Volsar staring at him. Josh sighed. "Volsar, please, no. May I have one minute of bathroom time to myself?" he asked. "Yes." said Volsar with a straight voice. "Promise?" Josh asked once more as he walked in the bathroom and closed the door. He lifted the seat, and began peeing into the toilet. After the lsst few droplets came out, he sheathed, washed his hands, and heard the door beeing bashed in and Volsar landing right on top of him. Volsar looked at Josh and said "...No."

"Volsar! I knew you were going to do this!! Get off of me!!" Josh tried shoving away Volsar but he was being weighed down from all the pizza he had eaten. "Sorry Josh, I can't help it!" he said giggling. He then ripped a big, long, and wet fart over Josh's mouth. "Feh!!" he spit. "Volsar, get your big butt out of my face!!!" he begged. Volsar just decided to start bugging him. "I have a big butt? Heheheh! This is too easy!" he said while rubbing his rear all over Josh's face. "Josh! Your fur feels so tingly today." "That's because I showered! You messed it up! Get off of me!! NOW!!!" "No way, speedo. Sorry about messing it up!" he said while rubbing his farting behind all over his face even more. He got off and picked Josh up, flushed the toilet to clean it out, and then dropped Josh into it. Coughing, he said "Ugh! Aghh!! Volsar, you cruel fiend! I knew you would pull this on me again!" he said frustratingly.

"Oh, don't be such a baby. Taking a- hrrrgh!" he squeezed out a long clogger to pile on top of Josh's chest. "Taking a dump on you isn't at all that bad." he said. Josh nearly passed out from the physical contact of the poop touching his chest. "Volsar!!! I'm gonna get you, I will! I WILL!!" he said angrily. "Oh, shush your face." he blasted a huge fart over his entire body and knocked him out for a few moments. On the other side of the house, Draco heard what sounded like an atom bomb going off in the bathroom. "What the?!" he got up from his seat and ran to the bathroom. He saw Volsar sitting on the toilet... How embarassing. "Tisk, tisk. Draco, have you no manners? I'm trying to do my business here!" he said laughing evilly.

"Oh, please excuse me!" Draco said, blushing. "You know, I have a punishment for people like you." "Wh-what is it?" Draco added, nervously. "C'mere." he wagged his finger to make Draco step a bit closer. "Draco, do you know what's under my butt?" he asked. As he approached, he replied "Umm... Your... Ahem, business?" he said with a tilted smile. "Haha, no. Under here, is Josh. And you're really gonna get it..." said Volsar with evil thoughts running through his head. Draco took off for the door, but Volsar's telekinesis had slammed the door and locked it. "No, I'm sorry Draco. The only way out is under me." Volsar said. "Under you? Oh, come on! We came over for dinner!" "Yeah, dinner! Did you not remember what kind of person I am?!" he arose from the toilet seat and flushed. "Come on!!" Josh said, waking up. He spun around, and almost getting sucked down the toilet along with the poop, stopped in the vortex and passed out again from the grossness.

"Too bad, nobody ever knows what happens to my victims. But now then..." Volsar said, backing up into Draco's face. "Volsar, please! I just showered!" Drago begged for mercy. "Nope, sorry." Volsar replied whilst blasting a huge butt bomb onto Draco's face, almost knocking him down. "Volsar! Stop!" he demanded. "Sorry, not going to! Talk to my butt about that." Volsar said. Draco opened his mouth to actually speak to it, but instead recieved a long, nasty surprise. Thst fart blew Draco on to the ground, on his back.

"Volsar, no!" he quickly strapped on his goggled and nose plugs, to avoid the smell and getting it in his eyes. "Sorry Draco, but those aren't going to help you much!" Volsar said as he was squatting down over his face and releasing a big pile of poop all over him. Poor Draco passed out as well. But before Volsar planned on flushing the two, Josh climbed out of the toilet bowl and tried to stop Volsar. "Volsar, you may be disgusting, but come on! Show the new guy some mercy!!" Josh begged.

"Ehh... No. You can go with him." Volsar replied. Josh screamed "WHAAAT?!!"

Volsar then pushed him over, and pooped on his chest again. This time, he moved along as he pooped, creating a long turd just sitting on top of Josh's body. Josh passed out for the third time, and couldn't wake up. Volsar then emptied move of his body on to Draco's poor face, covering them both in his big, thick, and huge poop.

He carefully picked the two up, threw them in the toilet, and sat upon it again. He dumped out one more huge coil of poop on the two. He farted a long one thst lasted almost a minute, and wafted his hands. "Pheeeeew! Daaaang, they were right! That smell is just toxic!" he said to himself, laughing. He stood up and looked down into the bowl, to see an incredibly disgusting amount of feces in the bowl, along with Josh & Draco. He did feel kinda bad for the two... But not enough. He pulled the flusher once, and... Nothing happened. He pulled it again, and the water began filling. Once more, and... FLOOOSH! Down the pipes they went. Josh & Draco soon awoke to be in the septic tank.

"Ohhh, great! I FELL FOR IT AGAIN!" shouted Josh. Draco stared at him. "I'm sure we're going to get revenge with him someday. Probably not today, because I'm going to need a few hundred showers..." Draco added. "True... Ugh. This is truely disgusting. I'm going to destroy my shower tonight..." He said. Back in the house, Volsar didn't even bother wiping, and just headed back to the dining room to fill up on food for the next unfortunate victims. He then went to go lay down in his bedroom, locking his house first, of course. He planned on letting the two escape the tank on their own, which they soon enough did.

"Draco, you're going to help me get some gross revenge on Volsar." Josh said. "Indeed I will, little guy." Draco replied. They would not stop for an instant, until Volsar was brought to some "stinky" justice. They knew someday, their teamwork would pay off and Volsar would be revenged.