Smiley reporting in yet again. I don’t see why I have to make stupid reports if I’m the boss. I mean I know what I do and maybe I don’t wanna waste my time typing it out all the time. I’m gonna talk to Headquarters about that tomorrow.
Anyway today I investigated an Earthian town-city thing. There were a lot of buildings and Earthians (which one might expect to find in an Earthian town-city). I infiltrated the local Shop of Coffee—strange substance that a lot of Earthians seem to like. I figured it was only common sense (and necessary) for me to investigate it. This was primarily because it might be delightfully sugary and tasty thus I wouldn’t want to be left out on such a finding. I am a fine consumer of sugary delights.
For the record coffee meets none of those standards. In fact it tastes like dirt. Really hot dirt.
I followed the only logical response and threw it on the floor. The brainwashed Earthian Coffee Zombies didn’t like it though—or well one didn’t. There wasn’t exactly a hoard, but one Earthian powered by the love of coffee was plenty to deal with. I told ‘em that I wouldn’t have thrown their stupid coffee on the floor if it hadn’t tasted so terrible but I guess that wasn’t the response they wanted.
Sooo for a while I got captured by said Coffee Zombie and it wasn’t very fun and I dun really wanna write about it because of said ‘not fun’ factor. The point is, coffee is terrible and Coffee Zombies are yet another threat on this vicious planet Earth. That pretty much concludes this report. I think I’m gonna go find a more comfy chair to sit in.
--Lt. Smiley out!
Alright this one’s for
\n\t\t\t\t\thotcoffeeBreve the Gezak belongs to
\n\t\t\t\t\thotcoffeeSmiley the Qwuedeviv belongs to me .o.
I like Breve ouo they’re a neat character. They’ve got fanceh legs too .o. ….which sounds like an odd detail to point out but MEH. XD Me and
\n\t\t\t\t\thotcoffee actually RP’d this idea out to get the idea down thing. Then like a boss I went and drew a step ladder instead of a chair because my brain was like convinced it said step ladder even after rereading it 8D However I figure this is an overlookable detail.This is also full digital =. So it’s a first in a spanky pic of mine to be done all digital like that =u and a few other things my first time doing too but I won’t bore you with what it is. XD
And yus Smileh wears boxers for unapparent reasons =I .....and pink socks. 'Cause its a boss like that.
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