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It was yet another delay in my very busy schedule of invading and conquering things, and to think it was only the first in a long series of complications to follow.\n\n As a final thought, why did I leave off there anyway? Seems like an odd place to end, doesn’t it?","description_bbcode_parsed":"I forgot to upload it! Bad me! Anyway this is the tenative cover for the second book. It took forever to do, but I like how it came out overall. Kerfuffle.....Kerfuffle is a foul beast that does not like to be drawn. Also here, have a prologue. As a random note, I did all those little graphics on the displays freehand. Was the first time I really had attempted such. o3o
Greetings fellow Qwuedeviv, Earthians and all other potential life forms! Lt. Smiley here, logging reports like Headquarters commands. Do you ever feel like trouble is just out looking to pounce on you? That no matter how noble, brave and strong you may be failure had already rudely chosen your fate? Sometimes even I feel that way.
I’ve been having a lot of setbacks in my latest mission. Headquarters shipped me to Earth, as you may recall. For those of you who don’t, shame on you. Go read the last report and write, “I’ll never forget one of Smiley’s reports again,” one hundred times—no, two hundred times.
Now then, as I was saying, I’ve been on Earth for a decent block of time, but haven’t accomplished much in the way of world domination. On the bright side, I suppose, I made a friend—Cedric. Unfortunately, Corporal Spork—the big, gray, beast of a ‘deviv who always seems to find faults in my plans—immediately attempted to ruin this.
I’m not sure how anyone expects me to get anything done around here when they insist on coloring all over my already beautifully colored coloring book of success. That was an analogy by the way. It means they mess up everything I have already done better than they ever could.
Anyway, back to Cedric, that’s where we’re going to be picking up. In fact, Cedric was still in trouble and the circumstances hadn’t really changed. You’ll see in a few moments—I’m not even exaggerating! It was yet another delay in my very busy schedule of invading and conquering things, and to think it was only the first in a long series of complications to follow.
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