Twinpaw Tales: Weaver
	Waking up, I felt lost on the comfort of my blankets and the warmth of my morning wood. However, I quickly began to feel nausea as well, the room almost spun even as I lay still. I covered my face in a wing and put my hand down to my privates, taking some slime from my lips I rubbed my erection to get some relief. Lost in morning weariness I barely registered the small bulge in my abdomen as I reached down.
	Getting more into it I began to come to my senses, sitting up and leaning against the many pillows of my extravagant bed as I masturbated. Across from the bed stood a mirror beside a rack of intricate white lace dresses, in it I saw myself, my soft equine form with white fur, and the mark of a lace doily on my hips. Soon I finished, gritting my teeth with a grin as I arched my back and sent my cum splattering out across my already crusted covers, beading from my tip it dripped into the puddle of vaginal fluids I had spilled beneath myself.
Satisfied and breathing heavily I stood and prepared for my day, but I swayed on my hooves as the sick feeling surged back up. I took a shower, washing off sweat and slime until my coat was as soft and pure as I could make it. Working the soap into my chest and moving down, I finally noticed that I appeared slightly bloated, finding the fur on my stomach to be rather sensitive. I haven't had soda recently, nor did I inflate myself the previous night, I decided to just wait and see if it didn't go away.
Not bothering to adorn my own gown, I stepped out into the storefront and prepped it. After arranging the wedding dresses on display and unlocking the door, I plopped down onto my seat behind the counter and put my head in my hands, hoping for the floor to stop rocking before my first customer. Unfortunately it wasn't long at all until the bell rang. I looked up to see Jacob, one of my best customers, a winged lioness with golden fur and a large pregnant belly carrying two plastic encased dresses. “Good morning Lance!” they greeted me, “Im here for a cleaning, if thats alright,”
I smiled as politely as I could while struggling to stay upright, “Of course, let’s see what we’ve got,”
Approaching the counter, they opened the cases and set the gowns on the counter. I recognized them as their’s and their mother’s, and each was almost entirely soaked in dried cum, every lace was clogged. Not to mention vast brown and yellow stains around the rear. They blushed as I admired the mess, “Woah, you always have my work cut out for me” I chuckled kindly, “Ok, one anthro, one large feral- Ooh” I held my head, catching myself on the counter.
“Oh, dude are you ok?” they asked, setting down their purse.
“Im ok, don’t worry. I've been feeling woozy all morning, I don't know what it is,” I said, sitting down again.
Despite my protest, Jacob kindly got me a cup of water and leaned up against the counter next to me. “Lance, you know Im a part time midwife right?”
I looked at them confused, trying not to stare at their large pregnancy as They held it. “Yes? What do you mean?”
They spoke delicately “What I mean, is that I can say with authority that you are pregnant,”
Startled, my face flushed as I looked down at my stomach. Holding a hand to the sensitive bump, I couldn't find any further excuse for what it could be. My mind raced, trying to recall when someone could have come inside me. I have sex rather infrequently, once or twice every couple of weeks. My last partner was a young cub who was nervous during their fitting, but they never even entered me! “A- are you sure? Im bloated but can you really tell that just from me being dizzy?”
Jacob crouched in front of me, their face almost level with my middle. “I’ve seen alot of pregnant bellies, dude, its about my number one kink. Nothing makes a shape like this except a full womb, but if you want me to be even more certain I could smell your pee,” they flirted, “It feels pleasurable when you rub it, right?”
It felt almost better than stroking my cock, even as I tested it I was filled with pleasure and my penis stood up between my thighs. I don't know how I didnt realize, my period should have started a few days ago. I sighed, turning to lean on the counter. “I- I've never been pregnant before, will I have to give birth? Whats going to happen?”
They placed a delicate paw on my shoulder, “I can help you with this, don’t worry. Its impossible not to give birth once you have a baby in you, unless you wanna have back pain for the rest of your life, but its not as horrible as everyone thinks it is. Thats a long way off anyway, depending, what you need to focus on right now is the symptoms,” They took their wand from their purse, and with a wave and incantation touched it to my forehead, and the nausea was washed away with a green glow. “First question of any pregnancy, what knocked you up, and how long ago?” They asked as they pulled out their phone.
Collecting myself, I sat up and thought back to the cub. “They were a ladybug, anthro of course, it couldn't have been more than a week and three days ago maybe. what does that mean?”
They typed for a moment, and I caught a flash of a horrified expression before they hid it. They took a deep breath, running numbers in their head. “Ok, ladybugs can have over 300 eggs, but they also have a really short gestation time. Ponies only have one foal, which takes eleven months. Since you’re not as big as me right now its safe to say its probably not that bad,”
I could feel the blood drain from my face, and my voice shook slightly as I asked “P- probably!?”
They put their paw on my shoulder again, which was strangely comforting, “Relax, its true anything could happen, but it not looking like you’ll end up immobile for months. Stand up, let me see your measuring tape,”
It felt like our roles were reversed, I was standing naked among the displays while my customer measured my body. “Seventy four,” they muttered once the tape was wrapped firmly over my navel. Before I could ask if that was good or bad, they were at work crunching numbers in their head. I waited impatiently, tapping my hoof and running fingers over the bump, making my erection flex as it stiffened.
“Ok,” they finally asserted, grunting as they rose from a crouch in front of me. I helped them lift their massive stomach, which jiggled and bulged against my arm. “So, you’ll be pregnant for about a hundred and twenty one days, half the normal gestation period for a pony. So you are going to get almost as big as me, half a meter across!” they smiled, “As for how many, theres no way to tell for certain until your big enough for an ultrasound,”
With a relieved sigh, I sank to my knees. “How could this happen? I- it didnt even get inside!”
They sat down next to me, their plump bottom making a loud ‘plap!’ as it hit the hardwood floor, as did their belly before it jiggled in their lap. “Well, after they came did you wash your hands before fingering yourself?”
I didn't. “Well, I licked it off so it didn't get on the dress,”
“That’ll do it,” they said, patting my back. “Why didn't you have a birth control spell on you?”
I sighed, idly stroking myself. “Well, I don't yiff that often, I stopped getting it re-applied so I was just careful about it. Its also kind of a thing about Prae, risk being part of the experience and all,”
Suddenly, I was aware of green sparkles falling all around me, and Jacob’s wand held over my head. “There we go, don't want you getting any more pregnant. If you don’t wanna get pregnant, don’t risk it. Now then,” they teased, pressing their belly against my stiff crotch, “How about I show you just how much fun a belly full of babies can be?~”
I blushed looking down at their giant round stomach in my lap, it nearly made me squirt just having it touching my own belly. I delicately reached out and ran my fingers through it’s fur, a shaky moan escaping me as they began to slowly and rhythmically hump it into me.
They leaned forward, putting my on my back as they climbed on top of me. I felt their sizable erection squishing into me between our bellies, driving me wild as my own pulsed against their hot lips. “Oh my~” I moaned, taking their hips.
“You like it pretty vanilla, right?” they asked, grinding against me. Already my taint was making a puddle under us.
“Well, I've been known to make a bit of a mess once and awhile,” I cooed.
We went like that for awhile, their slowly moving on top of me while I groped and thrust into her. Their belly weighed into mine, tiny in comparison I felt like a pea being crushed like a mountain, and the more I was squished the better it felt. “So, what did you get up to with your mother to make such a mess?” I teased.
They chuckled, squeezing my sides with their obese thighs as they removed their shirt. “Well, we have this little fantasy daddy likes to jerk off too. We get all dressed up in our wedding gowns, soiling ourselves as we walk down the ‘isle’”
I remembered their mother, taking her measurements, fitting the dress. She was a tall and slender alicorn, alien and ethereal beauty with breasts bigger than my head. Hair the color of the morning sky, her fur was some of the softest I've ever felt, fur which Jacob inherited.
When I squeezed their breasts, milk exploded out over me, falling like rain all across what of my chest their stomach did not eclipse. They adjusted their position, getting their paws under them and began bouncing. Their tummy wobbled and rammed into me like an ocean of bliss as their tight, wet walls gripped and massaged my penis. 
They continued their story, unfurling their wings and bringing them down to hug me as they did. “Mommy would wrap me in her wings and hug me, just like she’s done since I was a cub, and we’d stick our tongs in each others mouths. Id suck her boobs, lay down on her, and cum inside her as much as possible all night. She’d get bigger and bigger, filled with her grandchildren, until she gives birth,”
While it didn't play to my usual tastes, something about their story was turning me on. I hadn't gone to the bathroom all morning, and all the talk of messiness was reminding me of the freightfull pressure in my bladder as my womb pressed against it. “Ah! Oh! Ooh!” I moaned, my hips shivering as I unloaded a powerful torrent of piss into their folds.
All the crushing force of their lips slowed it’s flow, and for minutes on end I drained myself into her, feeling their belly swell with piss on top of me. The striking scent of it as it poured out over their thighs wafted across my nose, joining that of our combined slime. It did have a certain sweetness to it, the smell of my pregnancy hormones aroused me even further.
I rut up into them as hard as I could, not much under their weight. I clenched my teeth, my snout scrunching up as I came. I moaned loudly, panting as sweat dripped from my fur and my erection pulsed, shooting my goopy semen into their warmth.
Gasping and moaning, I let my arms fall back to either side of my head as I felt their massive body come to rest on mine, their wings under my back. Their paws dug into my chest fluff, their heavy breaths making their swollen middle rise and fall gently.
“Oopsie~” they panted, and I felt a wet warmth quickly spread over me as they pissed right onto my belly.
I blushed, feeling it join my own in soaking our thighs. We lay there for another moment, enjoying the depravity. Thats what I liked about it, at least. “I take it you wont like it as much if I lay one out on your balls?” they joked.
I laughed, thoroughly extinguished. I moved to get up, and they rolled off, letting their belly slam into the floor and wobble. I helped them stand, taking an armful of lion ass as I did. “Let me clean up, you go and wash off and rest your pregnant ass in bed. That nausea spell wont last forever,”
“Are you sure? Your alot more pregnant than I am,” I asked, to which they gave a sly smiled and rubbed my stomach.
“Welcome to the best part of being pregnant, the reverant pampering!”
I chuckled, “Alright. Thanks for your help with this, its kinda terrifying, and Im thankful to have someone who knows what their doing helping me out. Your next dress is on house!”
“Thanks! No problem, Lance”