"I'm too nearsighted for this..."

Astigmatism squinted at the same time that he was performing a potty dance maneuver - he really hard to use the bathroom!  But there were two options, and one would result in a very embarrassing moment that he most likely would get picked on over for some time to come.  It was super important to him for him to get it right!  So he picked the left door.  Inside the bathroom, there was a single stall for him to rush over to (after locking the door so nobody else would come in and surprise him) and plonk his tush down onto.  All of a sudden, cold porcelain touched his butt in ways that a man's butt should never be touched, and he darted off of it!

"Oh, jeez... it's one of those weird squat toilets."

The mono-eyed creature huffed and took a squatting position instead over top with his large, accentuated pin-feet and floppy dong pointed backwards and started to whizz into the toilet, hearing his steam of piss splash and sputter down into the drain towards the back.  Slowly, his upper lip met his bottom one as pleasured relief surged through his bowels, smiling wide as he went dual-eyed (and farsighted at the same time).

"Muuuuuch better..."

Astigmatism waddled a little bit as he rolled back forward; halfway finished with his time on the toilet.  He stopped pushing downward when he heard a little squeal coming from inside the toilet's tank, then fell off it completely as a small, stinky nose nudged him forwards off of it!

"Hey, you gonna poop now?  Let me get out of the way first~"

A small, yellowish-brown creature curiously emerged from the foulness of the tank below, floating out of its wispy bowels and appearing fully in the well-lit bathroom stall.  He was partially translucent, and had single-nibbed hands and feet - that is to say, he had one finger and one toe per appendage!  Cute, green beady eyes bore down on Astigmatism as the black and white creature gathered himself and took a curious look at the ghost.

"D-don't pick on me... I just really... REALLY had to use the bathroom..."
"I'm not gonna pick on you, you silly! Also, you haven't peeled off yet like everybody else..."
"Why would I peel off?"

Astigmatism stood facing the little ghost and went wide-eyed as the ghost turned around and blasted him with his booty!  He farted something fierce; to anybody else, it probably would smell like a landfill buried underneath a sewage treatment plant for hundreds of years!  Astigmatism's eyes watered, but not much else happened after the thirty-second gas cloud stopped pooling out of the ghost's tush.

"Jeeze... did you have to do that?"
"That usually is why people get scared off.  I smell too bad."

Astigmatism chuckled to himself and hopped up onto the toilet again.

"Do you see a nose?"
"N--no?"

The lightbulb in the ghost's head went off, and he chuckled over it.

"So you can't smell me at all?"
"Nope!  I can't smell a lot of things.  'course, if you fart in my eyes that's still gonna affect me a bit, but not much.  I get picked on a lot worse."
"Heh, we should be friends then~  I could help ya poop every now and then!"
"How are you gonna do that?"
"Just start going, I'll show you~"

Astigmatism shrugged and turned back away from the lil' ghost and pushed lightly at his loaf he'd been stashing for a few days.  The ghost readied his fingers at Astigmatism's bunghole as he began to push out a much brighter white turd from his butt!  He'd been eating a lot of rice as of late, so it was all chunky and fibrous - a good balanced diet for the eye beast!  The ghost started to pull at the beefy log as Astigmatism pumped it out, inch by inch.

"Phew!  Maybe's it's a good thing you don't have a nose; this shit stinks!"
"Sorry..."
"No no, I like it!  I'm used to it; I live down there, y'know~"

The ghostly toilet spirit snickered to himself while Astigmatism's 'toothpaste' continued to flow out, getting smoother by the second.  He sighed in relief as he kept pumping the turd into the toilet's mouth, balancing on his little pin-feet and keeping his mitten-paws clenched tight.

"Never let me -- wait three days before pooping again, ghost bud..."
"You got it!"

The lil' ghosty floated down a lot closer than before, pushing his toes against the sides of the toilet and straddling Astigmatism's load.  He kept tugging at it with his fingers and perked his tush into the air while the stink started to get him a little hard... beefy, bumpy ghostly hard, that is.  Astigmatism moaned a little bit from the turd tickling his prostrate while it kept flowing with a lot of crackles and poots from there; pinching a bit every time the ghost did the same to his hole.

"Do you do this to everybody?"
"Nah, just my friends."

Astigmatism smiled a bit at that while the loaf kept billowing out now; more gas than poop gushing and getting flushed down below.  The ghost flopped his dong against the back shield of the toilet and dug his face into the quickly dissipating turd while it broke up into chunks; chewing a couple of them!  The taste was new and bold; he had to chew on a couple more before getting used to Astigmatism's particularly fresh brand of poop.  The eye monster let a couple more logs loose before his load finally finished up; probably good seventy-five pounds holed up in those bowels of his!  He let a rather long-winded fart fly free right into the ghost's face before he leaned up and swallowed deeply; a bit aroused himself!

"Guh... you were right, that WAS a lot easier with you helpin' me out."
"See? Told you!  Now help me out, will you?"

The lil' ghost leaned back against the back of the toilet; dick drooling with ectoplasmic muck, and Astigmatism was rather happy to oblige.  After such a big load, his butthole was puffy and primed for a good fuck - albeit a quick one!  The ghost pushed his dick into the brown eye of the eye beast (white eye in this case?) and only got a few thrusts off before his fat knot at the base dug into the mono-eyed monster and forced more gooiness up into his rump.  Astigmatism blushed a little bit as he wasn't expecting him to be a quick shot, but you can't expect everything out of everyone!

"I'll see you the next time you gotta go, Astig!"
"Mmh, will do."

Astigmatism waddled out of the bathroom, where a host of other monsters were waiting to use it.  The ghosty hid back in his toilet while the eye beast farted and blew out a chunky mess of ectoplasm right up against the vent in the door!  The smell knocked out everyone in line, and all the ghost could hear was 'D-don't pick on me...!' then a vigorous skittering of toe-taps down the hallway.