Floatzel and Snivy sat in a nearby town's diner, a month after their failure to defeat the wily Mienshao. Snivy's nose had recovered (for the most part), so she could smell a good burger when she saw it coming out. Floatzel got fish again, per her normal tastes. The server dropped off their food at the table and left them to chew the fat as the sun shone through to their booth through a large, unshuttered glass window. The surrounding town was rather quaint and full of typical Pokémon necessities - a Pokémon Center, a Pokémon shop, and a host of houses that other Pokémon lived in. It was separate from the world of humans, though; only Pokémon lived in this parallel universe! A perfect setting for a nice, quiet afternoon with her friend. Snivy sighed gently before she tucked a French fry in her mouth, chewing on the big, salty thick-cut potato while Floatzel dug into her tilapia. "Mmmh; this is pretty good, Snivs!" "Is it? Let me have a bite before you eat it all." Floatzel cut off a good-sized chunk of the large fishy dish and stuck it in Snivy's mouth. The little green one chewed it up, but immediately made a face as the taste of it immediately put her off! She swallowed it, though; and coughed shortly afterward off to one side. "That... I think... something's wrong with that fish, Floatsy..." "What? Nonsense; it tastes great to me! I'm probably gonna get seconds after this..." "I don't think you should do that!" Floatzel made a grumpy face at Snivy shortly afterward. "I'll be fine. Trust me!" "You say that every time... but ok. This burger's pretty good, though!" "Maybe I should take a bite to verify that, Snivs." Floatzel giggled as Snivy huffed to herself, but continued chowing down with her tiny, leafy paws. Floatzel and Snivy spent the next hour or so pigging out on food. Floatzel ate a lot more than Snivy did, though; having a gut full of about twenty or so buttery tilapia dishes full, letting out a very un-ladylike belch afterward. Snivy held her uber-sensitive noise as the stink came back out - she knew something was wrong with that fish, but she couldn't place exactly what. Either way, their server came back with the check soonish; and once that matter was out of the way they took off to let their lunch settle. The town had a nice, quiet park to hang about and laze, and Snivy rode on Floatzel's shoulders on the way over to it. The duo sat in a grassy patch of land, a little ways out of the town itself. The park had a fountain in the center of it, and a lot of the grass was taller and more unkempt (and probably hid a stinky secret that you wouldn't need an Itemfinder to locate occasionally, too). Floatzel laid in a lazy way on the grass with a couple trees behind herself, and Snivy hopped down, her stomach rumbling quietly as it digested the burger she ate. There were a number of other Pokémon in the park today, all doing various activities - some were battling; others were playing Ultimate Frisbee, and some even had portable poffin mixers! It was a great place to socialize and make new friends (or frenemies, in Mienshao's case), but right now Snivy was more attuned to the warm sun on her green and light green skin. Floatzel held her tummy taut as it gurgled a lot louder than Snivy's did, but she paid it no mind as she relaxed for a spell as well. "Y'know, Floats..." "Yeah, Snivs?" "You know I've always got your back, right?" "Yeah. You're a good friend, Snivy~" Floatzel and Snivy shared a hug for a little bit before letting go and relaxing again. The orange Water-type felt something brewing in her gut, blushing a little bit and wincing as the pressure in her gut built up in a familiar fashion. "Sniv, you might wanna give me some space... I gotta fart." "You don't need to tell me twice!" Snivy rolled up into a ball and got at least ten feet away from the indigesting Floatzel as she leaned upward, pushing in on her large gut and clenching her buttcheeks taut together. A long, squeaky gas blast ripped out as Snivy hopped back on her feet, watching the cloud build and waft up into the air, carried away harmlessly by a stray breeze. "Jeez... you sure you're okay, Floatzel?" "Yeah, I'm fine now; shouldn't be any worse than that one." Snivy cautiously re-approached Floatzel as the air cleared out and laid back down next to her. The sun brightened a little bit after Floatzel's manufactured cloud dissipated into the air, dispersing the smell of tilapia throughout the sky. Snivy gently held her tummy as she felt pressure building up in her bowels as well, but it was nothing compared to the gas inside Floatzel's tummy! Snivy wasn't as cautious with the stink in her bowels; even though it was relatively more tolerable. She quietly sat up in the grass and nestled her tush between a couple blades of grass. Floatzel, on the other hand suddenly reared her tails down against the ground, making a squinty face and pushing out a billowing, rancid fart that Snivy immediately caught wind of! The gas she pushed out was immediately swallowed up by Floatzel's rancid, ten-second-long toot, and her poor sensitive nostrils were again accosted by her friend's stench! Floatzel felt her stomach growling louder and louder, but it was more from indigestion than hunger; the pressure once again rebuilding in her bowels. "Ugh... Snivy, I think I should find a bathroom or something...!" "I *cough* agree! Before you melt my nose off...!" Floatzel smiled gently as she took to a butt-clenching waddle with Snivy following to her left. Most of the places to 'go' were either occupied or unkempt nearby, however. Floatzel and Snivy looked for the little girls' room amongst the tall grass, but heaps of unremoved Pokémon turds lay strewn about. Floatzel had a bit of an issue with unkempt bathroom places, but her bowels were starting to get obnoxious as the gas that roared out of her rump choked poor little Snivy behind her all the way! They'd have to walk back into town, it seemed; if they wanted to use the bathroom proper, that is. Snivy coughed loudly as Floatzel slowed down on the path back to town; other Pokémon walking past hurried along if they heard, saw or smelled Floatzel on the way. Some younger ones poked fun at Snivy; who even at Floatzel's slow pace had trouble keeping up! "Urgghhh... that fish... what was in it...?" "I told you something was *burp* off with that stuff!" "Snivy... I-I can't hold it anymore!" Floatzel dropped with her swollen belly into a broad squat as she dashed off to the side of the road, but Snivy being the paragon of censorship rushed to her backside! She reached up and pinched Floatzel's cheeks shut, speaking up at her but getting a faceful of gas right down her gullet instead! "BLEGH! Floaty!!" "I can't -- hold it --" Floatzel put more pressure on Snivy, but the little green one was determined not to let the orange one embarrass herself any further! She continued to hold Floatzel's butt shut until Floatzel felt the pressure relieve itself, but she could feel the beefy log of a mashed up lunch tickling the inside of her butthole. Snivy recoiled a bit as Floatzel started to poop at her hands; a mushy, firm turd that poked out a half inch or so. The green one bucked up, though; and pushed against the poop with both paws, gritting her teeth and forcing Floatzel's turd inside of her butt again! Floatzel eeped and jolted forward a little ways, sucking the turd back inside and closing her tush off once more. "Yipe! Sniv; what'd you do?!" Snivy was busy cleaning her paws on the ground. She had to get the fart smell out of her mouth and nose somehow, and she couldn't do that with Floatzel poop on her fingers! "N-nothing! Let's just keep going... (I'm gonna puke...)" Floatzel waddled with Snivy about another half-mile, stopping multiple times so that Snivy could 'help' Floatzel pack her fudge back inside of her, but the log got longer and the farts got stronger after each episode! Snivy was close to fainting by the time they both got back into town; an almost constant rumbling coming out of Floatzel's gut. Off to the right were a pair of outdoor bathrooms; but they were so often used that the toilets inside were often clogged and unkempt! Not the cleanest place to go, but Floatzel didn't care at this point. She just needed to offload, and fast! Floatzel waddled over to the door, reaching up desperately at the handle. She fumbled with it at first, but turned the metal door handle to no avail. The door was locked from the inside! The men's side was locked as well; but there wasn't any reason for the bathrooms to be closed at this hour - let alone stinking to high heaven! The duo whined and looked around for an alternative, but everywhere else seemed to be private or part of somebody else's house. Floatzel started to dance about as her revolting bowels gassed Snivy once again; who'd gotten partially used to the smell and holding her cheeks closed, but it was getting tiring to do so. A line of trees marked the edge of the deep, dark forest nearby that no Pokémon from the town dared to enter around dusk, as it was now; but that seemed like the only 'safe' place for Floatzel to do her business at. They headed off against the dimming sunlight to find a small path that lead into the forest. Floatzel cautiously traversed the brush with Snivy on standby under her tails for a few meters before they got stuck moving forward; blocked by a series of tall bushes. She waddled close to the base of the bushes, letting Snivy get out of the way before she started to push; but no beef came out along with the gas this time! Floatzel squatted deeper, but she wasn't able to poop anything - Snivy had given her some mega-constipation from repacking her fudge earlier! She stood back up as her butt squeaked out a toot or two; much to Snivy's displeasure. "Ugh... Sniv, I can't go -- like this! I really need a toilet --" "*cough* I -- know, Floaty! Wait..." Snivy began to think as the cloud of gas unblinded her view of Floatzel again. "Why don't I dig a new potty for you next to the toilets in the back of the bathrooms? You could use that, and then I could bury it again!" "Snivy, you're a genius!" Floatzel reached down and scooped her little pal up into a big hug, but Snivy was still pressurized, so she let out a cute, quieter toot of her own! "Heh... excuse you!" "Hey! That was child's play compared to you..." "Yeah, I guess." Floatzel put Snivy on her shoulder since she didn't think she'd need the extra help under her rump anymore and waddled back over to the toilets. There was a grassy patch behind the stalls with a lot of soft, diggable dirt to work with as the duo approached, and Snivy immediately got to work. Her sensitive nose started to pick up on something as she dug about three feet into the earth; eclipsed by the Floatzel straddling the hole. "Is this deep enough so people won't smell it?" "Maybe, I don't know... uuugh, Snivy, get outta there!" Floatzel spread her hips out wide along the hole that Snivy had dug, and she slowly began to pump out her fudge again at an excruciatingly slow pace! Her butthole widened further than it'd ever stretched before, making her howl out in pain! Snivy scampered up the side of the hole she'd dug, but it was far too late. She stared up mortified as brown sludge started to pour down over top of her face, instantly cutting off the light from above! Snivy yelled up at Floatzel to stop, but that only made things worse as she caught a hunk of brown turd right in her muzzle! She went crosseyed as she was forced to swallow the little chunk she ate; but in her franticness she kept opening her mouth, getting force-fed her friend's dung! Floatzel sighed heavily as her relieved gut started to shrink, but she wasn't alone. A large and heavy Salamence had come over to the pooping girl, craning his neck around the side of the bathrooms to see what all the screaming ruckus was about. He was the town's sheriff, and one of his tasks was to keep disorderly Pokémon in line, such as the Floatzel and buried Snivy. "What in tarnation's ya'll doin' back 'ere?" Floatzel fart-gasped as she quickly pinched her turdhole shut while the Western-accented Salamence trotted his way around the corner, casting a glare of disappointment on the orange one. His big, red wings expanded and intimidated the Floatzel below into squatting and looking up at the big, mean dragon, giving her quite a chill down her back. "If you needed to use the pot so badly; you coulda' just come to my office! Some hoodlum's been lockin' the washrooms from the inside recently - I haven't caught the varmint right yet, so when it happens I've been on the lookout for them there cowards." "O-oh! So the bathroom isn't out of order then?" "Nawh! Rightly smelly, since it's a washroom and all, but not out of order. Though..." The Salamence looked disapprovingly at the small hole half full of shit below Floatzel's tush; a buried Snivy nose desperately sniffing at the fresh air as she finally made her way out. "Somebody's gotta clean up this here hole... an' I suggest ya'lls do it sooner rather than later. I don't take kindly to vandals in this here town, y'hear?" "R-right..." The Salamence smiled and nodded to the Floatzel below as he took off to scour the skies for any more wrong doing. Floatzel watched him take off with a gigantic wingbeat that flattened the grass for a short moment before he was gone. Snivy poked her head and scraped at her tongue; stuck in panic mode and experiencing the foulness of her friend's turd in her mouth! "FLOATY!! HELP!! I can't see!" "Oh, Snivs..." Floatzel sprayed down her friend with a light jet of water from her mouth to help get the shit out of Snivy's eyes and mouth. She sputtered and cleaned her face off as best she could, pulling herself out of the hole. "Wugh; you didn't warn me!" "I'm sorry, Snivy! I didn't mean to use it so suddenly... it just came out!" "Guh... I think your shit actually tasted BETTER than the fish that made it!" Floatzel snickered to herself as her friend climbed fully out of the hole, rolling around in the grass to get the remaining poop off her skin. "How are we gonna fill this hole in with your poop in the way?" Floatzel winced for a moment as she bent over facing the hole while Snivy watched the orange girl dig her paws down into the sides of the hole. She grabbed the small pile by its base and hefted it out of the hole - Snivy helped afterward as she kicked the dirt she'd dug back into the hole, patting it lightly with her fanned tail. Floatzel and Snivy went afterwards around to find the door to the women's room unlocked; finally some true relief! The two girls went into the bathroom, letting their small footpaws pitter-patter on the tiled floor. It stunk a little bit, and it looked like the prankster had had a little more than their share of fun. Six toilets to squat over; six toilets filled to the brim with corn-stippled shit! Floatzel's jaw dropped when she knocked open door by door, quickly coming to that realization as her gut all of a sudden started to burble and bubble again. Snivy looked worried. "Uh... Floats...? They're all full... they won't even flush..." Snivy held her nose as she straddled one such load, pulling the toilet handle to try and get the things to empty out, but to no avail. She sighed heavily along with Floatzel as the orange one nodded sullenly. "God; I'm gonna kill whoever did this... you feelin' ok, Snivs? It feels -- like there's only one or two more logs to deal with..." Snivy sighed to herself and nodded, biting her lip. She'd go to the ends of the earth if it meant her friend would be ok; even if it meant she had to play the role of her toilet from time to time. The smaller green one cautiously squished her feet into one of the full toilet bowls while Floatzel stood on top of the shield of the toilet sunken into the ground. She lifted her tails up towards Snivy's poor, abused face while Snivy took a big gulp of probably the freshest air she'd get for a while. Floatzel closed her eyes, squinting and making a face as she rubbed her bloated tummy; packed full with a long log in her gut. Snivy opened her mouth at Floatzel's butthole while the orange one started peeing into the chilly load in the toilet, warming it up just a touch. Snivy felt Floatzel's hole open up in her mouth, and again that foul, bitter and earthy texture-taste started to fill her maw! She immediately recoiled, struggling to swallow the disgusting mix of fish and fudge that poured down her gullet in throat-bulging logs, but she managed one, chewing and hoping nobody else would have to use the bathroom anytime soon.