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First episode is Envy from Fullmetal Alchemist vs. Fluttershy of Friendship is Magic!

My first parody of Epic Rap Battles of History, I hope it turns out well. N-Joi!

(I apologize if this content offends anyone, but this is not meant to be taken seriously)

Fullmetal Alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa
MLP belongs to Hasbro and Lauren Faust", "writing": "EPIC RAP BATTLES of W3!!\n\nEPISODE 1:\n\nENVY (FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST)\n\nVERSUS!\n\nFLUTTERSHY (MY LITTLE PONY)\n\nBEGIN\n\n-\n\nENVY\n\nWhat the hell is this nonsense?\nThis is gonna be easy\nI'm a freaking Homunculus\nWasting my breath on a pony\n\nI'm the most popular of 'em all\nBehind Mustang and the Elrics\nYou're just a broken up toy\nDug by that trash-eating Faust chick\n\nYou're one of God's mistakes\nA true epitome of a waste\nI can just put on your face,\nAnd make you a total disgrace,\n\nOh wait, you did it for me\nWhen you flew in a rage\nAnd scared your friends so bad\nThat they all ran away!\n\n--\n\nFLUTTESHY\n\n*Sob! Sob!* That's so mean! *Sob!\n\n-\n\nRD\n\nHey, pull yourself together! You want him get away with verbal murder?\n\n-\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nNo... no...\n\n-\n\nRD\n\nThem slam him back, Fluttershy! \n\n-\n\nENVY\n\nOh I'm gonna enjoy this.\n\n-\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\n\nUh... okay. Ahem...\n\nI don't like being mean\nBut I this to say,\nSo listen up!\nUm... it's if that's okay.\n\nPeople only like you\nBecause you're a girly looking tool\nIf it weren't for that\nPeople would really hate you!\n\nYou spread conflict and hatred\nI'm the element of kindness\nI want to spread happiness\nYou hurt people because you like it\n\nYou're such a big meanie\nYou make Discord look like a fairy\nYou act all big and tough\nBut you're really small and, um... kinda scary.\n\n-\n\nRD\n\n*Facehoof*\n\n-\n\nENVY\n\nHA HA HA HA HA!\nThat's rich!\n\nLook at you, stating the obvious\nand what's been said before\nYou do that and hump critters\nWhat else are you good for?\n\nNOTHING\nOther than making humans waste their time\nWatching your bullshit adventures\nwhen they could be earning a dime!\n\nYou turn tail and cry\nWhen a Griffon screams in your face\nYou're even scared of your Shadow\nPride'll have a field day on your case!\n\nYou piss yourself so easily\nIt's just hilarious and SAD.\nThe animals clean up YOUR mess\nAt that stupid little ranch!\n\n-\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\n\nSo maybe I'm not the bravest\nBut at least I got friends\nWho are willing to help me\nfrom all across the land\n\nYou talk like you're better\nLike you don't need a friend\nBut I know that deep down\nThat's what you wish you really had\n\nYou murder, manipulate\nand do other things terrible\nAll so we can be just like you:\nMISERABLE\n\nI'm best friends with a lot of creatures\nBig and small\nWhile other than those big meanies\nYou got NO ONE at all!\n\n-\n\nENVY\n\n......\n\n-\n\nFLUTTERSHY\n\nOh, I'm sorry... Um... was I being too mean?\n\n-\n\nRD\n\nWow... poker faced.\n\n-\n\nWHO WON!\nWHO'S NEXT?\nU DECIDE!\n\nIT'S EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3!!!", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "EPIC RAP BATTLES of W3!!

EPISODE 1:

ENVY (FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST)

VERSUS!

FLUTTERSHY (MY LITTLE PONY)

BEGIN

-

ENVY

What the hell is this nonsense?
This is gonna be easy
I'm a freaking Homunculus
Wasting my breath on a pony

I'm the most popular of 'em all
Behind Mustang and the Elrics
You're just a broken up toy
Dug by that trash-eating Faust chick

You're one of God's mistakes
A true epitome of a waste
I can just put on your face,
And make you a total disgrace,

Oh wait, you did it for me
When you flew in a rage
And scared your friends so bad
That they all ran away!

--

FLUTTESHY

*Sob! Sob!* That's so mean! *Sob!

-

RD

Hey, pull yourself together! You want him get away with verbal murder?

-

FLUTTERSHY

No... no...

-

RD

Them slam him back, Fluttershy!

-

ENVY

Oh I'm gonna enjoy this.

-

FLUTTERSHY


Uh... okay. Ahem...

I don't like being mean
But I this to say,
So listen up!
Um... it's if that's okay.

People only like you
Because you're a girly looking tool
If it weren't for that
People would really hate you!

You spread conflict and hatred
I'm the element of kindness
I want to spread happiness
You hurt people because you like it

You're such a big meanie
You make Discord look like a fairy
You act all big and tough
But you're really small and, um... kinda scary.

-

RD

*Facehoof*

-

ENVY

HA HA HA HA HA!
That's rich!

Look at you, stating the obvious
and what's been said before
You do that and hump critters
What else are you good for?

NOTHING
Other than making humans waste their time
Watching your bullshit adventures
when they could be earning a dime!

You turn tail and cry
When a Griffon screams in your face
You're even scared of your Shadow
Pride'll have a field day on your case!

You piss yourself so easily
It's just hilarious and SAD.
The animals clean up YOUR mess
At that stupid little ranch!

-

FLUTTERSHY


So maybe I'm not the bravest
But at least I got friends
Who are willing to help me
from all across the land

You talk like you're better
Like you don't need a friend
But I know that deep down
That's what you wish you really had

You murder, manipulate
and do other things terrible
All so we can be just like you:
MISERABLE

I'm best friends with a lot of creatures
Big and small
While other than those big meanies
You got NO ONE at all!

-

ENVY

......

-

FLUTTERSHY

Oh, I'm sorry... Um... was I being too mean?

-

RD

Wow... poker faced.

-

WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT?
U DECIDE!

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