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I’ll likely try to keep chapters of this reasonably brief and/or simple, and try to add on to the series every once and a while; and while I will always do my best to edit and make sure there’s no typos or blatant errors, this is probably more of a casual writing project for me, so it’ll probably be kind of rough in places. Hopefully with this one I wrote Scooby’s speech in an acceptable way, at the very least.\nObviously, this series will be pretty heavy on ferals and bestiality, with a few more anthro Rule 34 characters thrown into the mix. As with any story of mine, extreme content should not be taken as my approving of such things in real life. I, as always, feel partially bad posting… well, basically any content that isn’t vanilla hand-holding to be honest. But hopefully if feral is your thing, you enjoy, and if it’s not, I’ll hope to give you something to enjoy next time!\nEnjoy, and have a lovely day!\nParticular tags to be aware of in this section: Musk, rimming, power-bottom\n(Also, a note for Inkbunny: given the site’s aversion to humans in nsfw material, I’m essentially just going to post a sort of ‘teaser’ on here, with links to my other galleries where it can be read in full. Thanks for understanding!)\n[url=https://www.sofurry.com/view/1756273]SoFurry[/url]\n[url=https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43414153/]FurAffinity[/url]\n[url=https://archiveofourown.org/works/33479644]AO3[/url]\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Summary (series): [Largely self-indulgent Rule 34 of various fictional canines. First person, with likely a variety of kinks at play]
When a man finds himself in need of a source of quick cash, he decides to try out being a dog-sitter/dog-walker. But, when his canine clients seem oddly intent on getting into his pants, he elects to take that as one of the perks of his new job. From the food-loving Scooby Doo, to the hard-drinking Brian Griffin, to the heroic Ace the Bathound, he’ll always do his best to care for his assigned pooch!
Note (Do The Doo):
So, as stated in the summary, this is pretty much just a bunch of self-indulgent porn fanfic (mostly because I’m trying to work on writing more for myself then trying to do what I think everyone will like/want). Hopefully some others will enjoy it to, though! I’ll likely try to keep chapters of this reasonably brief and/or simple, and try to add on to the series every once and a while; and while I will always do my best to edit and make sure there’s no typos or blatant errors, this is probably more of a casual writing project for me, so it’ll probably be kind of rough in places. Hopefully with this one I wrote Scooby’s speech in an acceptable way, at the very least.
Obviously, this series will be pretty heavy on ferals and bestiality, with a few more anthro Rule 34 characters thrown into the mix. As with any story of mine, extreme content should not be taken as my approving of such things in real life. I, as always, feel partially bad posting… well, basically any content that isn’t vanilla hand-holding to be honest. But hopefully if feral is your thing, you enjoy, and if it’s not, I’ll hope to give you something to enjoy next time!
Enjoy, and have a lovely day!
Particular tags to be aware of in this section: Musk, rimming, power-bottom
(Also, a note for Inkbunny: given the site’s aversion to humans in nsfw material, I’m essentially just going to post a sort of ‘teaser’ on here, with links to my other galleries where it can be read in full. Thanks for understanding!)
SoFurry
FurAffinity
AO3
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Good night, Scooby.''\n\nI lay down in bed, and he curled up in the dog crate, his collar tag audibly jangling a bit as he got comfortable. I did the same, pulling the light covers up over myself and closing my eyes.\n\nWhat felt like an instant later, I was stirring awake to something heavy on the bed over me.\n\nThe mattress sagged at some heavy weight, four limbs pressing down on the bed all around me.\n\n~~~*~~~\n\n[The rest of this piece contains NSFW material involving human characters; it can be read in full on FurAffinity, SoFurry, or Archive of Our Own]", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Sometimes, simple decisions can wind up changing your life for years to come.

For instance, I'd been feeling the pressure of unemployment for a few months when I decided to post an ad offering my services as a dog-sitter. Hey, I liked dogs, and while I didn't have one of my own, I could handle caring for one for a few hours, or up to a few days. I even offered dog-walking, for those who were too busy to keep high-energy dogs well-enriched.

I figured it would be a good source of light income while I was still looking for an actual job.

I got the first email about a job just a few days later, from a group of people who wanted me to take care of their Great Dane overnight. Apparently, they would usually keep the dog with them, but were stuck in a position of going somewhere harshly no-dogs-allowed.

Obviously, I didn't mind. And, what with my flexible rates, I was overjoyed that they were happy to pay almost 400 dollars for me to watch the big guy for a little over 24 hours.

Their big green-and-blue van pulled up outside my apartment building as I sat on the porch. It was a pretty nice apartment, not that I was one to brag; had a large front porch open to all tenants, and smaller personal back porches. Plus, there were only two apartments per floor; and with four floors, that meant I only had a maximum of seven neighbors.

The four of them seemed pretty anxious to leave the big brown dog, whose name they informed me was Scooby, alone. I did my best to assure them, and soon, they said their farewells to the talking dog (that was a little weird, but hey, I wasn't going to argue with my first clients).

``Alright, big guy, lets head inside,'' I told the big dog, gently tugging at his leash as he watched the van depart sadly. ``Not to worry; those guys'll be back to pick you up tomorrow, okay?''

``Rokay...'' Scooby answered sadly, his tail still curled between his legs and ears slumped. I gave him a pat on the head, and the two of us went in the building and entered my apartment.

``This is it,'' I told him, gesturing to the sizeable main room. A large living room with a couch and TV, plus a few bookshelves alternating movies, books, and video games, a small round table in front of the small kitchen's dividing counter. ``Uh, so, your folks said you like to eat; want anything?''

The dog perked up some at the offer of food, and I unclipped the leash from his light blue collar, catching sight of the blue and gold tag. Scooby looked at my kitchen and licked his muzzle, nodding his head and deciding, ``Res, rease!''

We both went to the kitchen, though the big dog had a seat at the `entrance' to it while I opened the fridge. It was a bit early for dinner for me, but I still whipped something up for both of us.

It was definitely weird having been told that people food was best for the big dog. But, again, who was I to argue? Soon he was munching away at a sizeable sandwich (or... I guess a pile of bread, sandwich meat, lettuce, and cheese), while I sat at the table and ate my own smaller serving of food. It was probably good that he would be eating so much; I was already on the chubby side, so the portion control of sharing with the giant Great Dane's appetite would likely be good for me. He perked up a bit after that, and soon, after a brief movie marathon and a round or two of being let into the grassy communal back yard, it was about time for bed.

A few of the things I decided to get when I chose to post my dog-sitting ad was a large dog bed, and a similarly large wire dog crate, which, admittedly, I'd bought a second dog bed to stick inside for comfort. The crate, I kept in my bedroom, crammed into the corner under the window, while I decided to stick the bed out in the living room.

``You wanna sleep in here, Scoob, or out in the living room?'' I asked him as I made my way back to my room. I'd already switched into pajama pants in the bathroom for privacy, turning to look at the dog as I stood in the hallway that led  to both the bathroom and the two bedrooms in the apartment.

``Rmmm...'' the dog hummed, glancing away and raising an `eyebrow' in thought. Then, he turned to me with a doggy smile and declared, ``Rin rhere!''

I nodded and let him into my bedroom; I admit, it was a little weird to be dog-sitting a dog that could actually talk and make decisions for himself. Or, at least, decisions that weren't based on canine pseudo-logic.

My room was kept pretty simple. Since my roommate had moved out with all his stuff (though, he apparently still sent in his half of the rent so I really had no idea what his situation was), I'd temporarily converted the second bedroom into an office/computer room for myself. Thus, the only things that were in my bedroom were my queen-sized bed, a dresser for my clothes, and the sliding-mirror door to the closet next to the door. Windows adorned the wall across from my bed, which is where I set the dog crate, and where Scooby briefly sniffed and then meandered inside, turning and laying down on the bed inside.

``Romfy!'' he declared happily, and I couldn't help but smile at that. What can I say? The big guy had grown on me pretty quick, and I was glad he was comfortable after being so anxious when he was dropped off.

``Good to hear, big guy,'' I told him, moving to turn on the lamp next to my bed and shut out the main light. ``Pretty late, though; we should get some sleep! I'll be sure to make you a big ol' breakfast in the morning,'' I added, including a teasing wink that just felt right.

``Ray!'' the Great Dane cheered, head popping up again. ``Reggs and racon?''

``Sure,'' I shrugged as I lifted the covers and climbed into bed. I was tempted to close the crate's wire door, but decided not to. Not like Scooby could cause much trouble in the night, anyway, right?

``Rood right.''

``Heh. Good night, Scooby.''

I lay down in bed, and he curled up in the dog crate, his collar tag audibly jangling a bit as he got comfortable. I did the same, pulling the light covers up over myself and closing my eyes.

What felt like an instant later, I was stirring awake to something heavy on the bed over me.

The mattress sagged at some heavy weight, four limbs pressing down on the bed all around me.

~~~*~~~

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