TRANSCRIPT: CHANNEL FOUR AFTERNOON NEWS 15:19 CST
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Leslie, anchorwoman: "For live traffic here on Channel Four, we go now to Ryan in
our ChopperView. Ryan?"
[HELICOPTER VIDEO FEED, HELICOPTER NOISE]
Ryan, chopper anchor: "Yeah, Leslie, we're here over downtown Chicago. Traffic's looking light on the Eisenhower
Expressway this afternoon as we head into rush hour and... what in the h-... Mike, you see that?"
Mike, pilot: [inaudible]
[HC NOISE]
Ryan: "Try focusing on that... [inaudible]"
[HC NOISE]
Leslie: "Ryan, did we lose you?"
Ryan: "Leslie, I'm still here. We're just... seeing something strange. Mike, can you get closer for a confirmation?"
[RISING NOISE IN NEWSROOM, HELICOPTER NOISE OVER AUDIO]
Leslie: "Uh... Ryan, we're getting some strange reports from North Side. Something very large."
Mike: "Holy shit..."
Leslie: "Ryan, can you confirm this?"
Ryan: "I-uh... yeah, Leslie! We're just west of Downtown. It looks like some large white beast is stepping through the North Side. Mike, see if we can move in... closer... get this video..."
[VIDEO FEED PANS OUT: GWR SUBJECT IN BLURRED VIEW, STEPPING OVER NORTH CHICAGO]
Leslie: "Oh my god..."
Ryan: "Uh... seems to be some sort of large creature. I've never seen this before in my life... holy God... he seems to be looking around for something... smoke's starting to obscure our view from rubble on the North Side... hard to see... [inaudible]... Mike, see if you can..."
Mike: "Looking for it... See if-[static] ... Chopper Romeo-Alpha-Niner-Zero requesting... [inaudible]"
Air Traffic Control: [inaudible, static]
[EBS TONE AND MESSAGE ALERT ON BOTTOM]
Leslie: "Ryan, we're getting more reports of catastrophic damage on the North Side. Can you confirm?"
Ryan: [intermittent static] "... looking horrible down here. Thing's got to be a couple thousand feet tall... see if we can move up near Willis..."
Mike: "Chopper Romeo-Alpha-Niner-Zero moving to Willis airspace... [inaudible]"
ATC: [heavy static, garbled voice]
[VIDEO FEED: NEWSROOM]
Leslie: "We've just received a notice from the Illinois National Guard: Please stay in your homes. Immediately evacuate downtown. Instructions to follow. We'll continue our broadcast here on Channel Four News with Ryan in ChopperView with breaking news... Ryan?"
[HC VIDEO FEED: SUBJECT MOVING UP TO WILLIS TOWER, DRAGGING FEET OVER GROUND, OBLITERATING NEIGHBORHOODS, SMOKE OBSCURING LOWER HALF OF BODY, FIRES EVIDENT]
Ryan: "Leslie, we're here near downtown Chicago, tracking this massive beast... human-like rabbit... looks like he's heading for the Willis Tower... I can't see any buildings standing behind him... his feet have to be bigger than some of the square footage of the buildings he's stepped on... my god, there has to be thousands of people in these neighborhoods, many people at work on this weekday..."
[HC VIDEO FEED: SUBJECT MOVING UP TO TOWER, MOVING HIPS IN PLAYFUL MANNER, STROKING OVER LOINS AS STOMPS INTENSIFY]
Mike: "Christ... is it aroused...?"
[EBS TONE AND MESSAGE SCROLL ON BOTTOM: COOK COUNTY RESIDENTS ARE INSTRUCTED TO GO IMMEDIATELY TO THEIR NEAREST EVACUATION POINT /// EMERGENCY EVACUATION IN PROGRESS /// HEAD IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR NEAREST EMERGENCY SERVICE SHELTER]
Ryan: "Holy fuck... it's... m-move in closer! Get that!"
[HC VIDEO FEED: SUBJECT GRABS WILLIS TOWER, STARTING TO THRUST INTO IT, EXTERNAL SOUNDS OF CRASHING, GLASS CRUMPLING]
Ryan: "Jesus FUCKING Christ! It's thrusting into the Tower!"
[SUBJECT PUSHES AROUSAL INTO WILLIS TOWER, STARTS TO BREAK IT IN TWO WITH GRIP, LEANS IN AND LICKS ALONG WINDOWS AND ROOF, VICTIMS SEEN STRUGGLING ON TONGUE BEFORE SUBJECT SWALLOWS]
Mike: "Mother of God... is it eating people?"
[SOUND OF EXTERNAL CRASHING, CRUMPLING, SUBJECT OUT OF FOCUS BRIEFLY AS HC SHIFTS CLOSER BEFORE WILLIS SEEN BREAKING IN TWO, STARTING TO COLLAPSE AS SUBJECT EJACULATES, DUST STARTING TO OBSCURE VISIBILITY, FLOODING SEEN ON SURFACE STREETS]
Ryan: "It's taking down the whole damn building!"
[SOUNDS OF CARNAGE, CRUMPLING, CRASHING, WILLIS TOWER OBLITERATED IN SECONDS, DUST AND SMOKE REDUCING VISIBILITY]
Mike: "Jesus..."
[SUBJECT OBSCURED BY SMOKE RISING FROM DOWNTOWN, NO VISIBILITY]
Ryan: "A-As you've seen ladies and gentlemen, this terrible beast has utterly eradicated the Willis Tower. Th-There's nothing left..."
Mike: "Can't see a damn thing..."
Ryan: "Once again, the Willis Tower has been attacked by some large rabbit creature... we've lost sight but we'll see the carnage once the smoke fades. Mike, see if you can get above the smoke... this horrible tragedy..."
[HC VIDEO FEED: SMOKE STARTS TO SHIFT, VAST WHITE WALL OF SUBJECT'S FURRED ABDOMEN WALKING TOWARDS CAMERA, SUBJECT'S FINGERS STROKING OVER STOMACH]
Ryan: "HOLY FUCK! IT'S IN FRONT! MOVE! MOVE!"
Mike: "I FUCKIN' SEE IT! I CAN'T MOVE FAS-"
[SOUND OF EXPLOSION, VIDEO FEED TO STATIC]
[STATIC CUTS TO TEST PATTERN, EBS ALERT WITH PREVIOUS MESSAGE SCROLL]
Day 1 of
\n\t\t\t\t\tmonkmirokuDrawn as my first contribution to MegaMorphics APA, a dream come true... though Chicago might not agree...