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The bandicoot squirmed helplessly against his restraints, nervously watching Dingodile rummage through some stuff.\n“Aight, mate, listen up…” he said finally picking up whatever he was looking for. “I've got plenty of orders from me biggest customers who expect the best milk I've got. And since you blew all me cattle up, the best milk I've got is…” he paused before turning around, revealing a big transparent tube with a mysterious, tight-looking hole at the top.\n“...bandicoot milk…”\nDingodile grinned as wide and as ominously as he possibly could before he started to slowly approach the bandicoot, who was now kicking and squirming in panic, muffling loudly into his bandana gag and shaking his head in an attempt of stopping the dingo farmer from what he was about to do. Obviously, to absolutely no avail.\n“You've got a big quota to make, COW-BOY!”",
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If you're wondering how our poort bandicoot gotten himself into this predicament, make sure to check out the little back story I wrote OwO
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The wild west life is never fun and games. Our orange marsupial was supposed to become the town's hero and get back the cows stolen from poor Dingodile's farm. But things didn't really go his way…
The culprits turned out to be a gang of cattle-rustlers hired by none other than Dr. Cortex! Who planned to create an army of malicious mutant bovine minions out of them!
As soon as he heard about it, Crash donned his full cowboy outfit; a purple shirt, the finest leather pants, a vest, boots, and a pair of matching brown leather gloves. Of course, he couldn't forget a big, cowboy hat to complete the classic western look! Now properly dressed, the bandicoot chased after the villains, ready to teach them a lesson and get Dingodile's milk cows back!
The hero quickly reached the gang's hideout, smoothly avoiding all the dangers and enemies, and shamelessly showing off his fancy, shiny leather outfit along the way. He finally found his way to the barn where all the stolen cattle were being kept. Crash, boldly deciding to stick with the cowboy theme, used his lasso to grab a lever that would release the cows from their pen. However, since a lasso isn’t exactly a bandicoot's everyday tool of trade, the lasso landed on a second lever located just a few inches away from his original target! As soon as it got pulled down, an enormous and all too familiar green-colored tank labeled "NITRO" started tilting over towards the pen. Crash just gulped loudly before turning his head away, covering his eyes, and bracing for the inevitable... In a fraction of a second, the whole barn flashed with a bright green light, accompanied by a peculiar mix of explosion sounds and loud mooing. While the fireworks display was certainly breath-taking (especially for the poor cows) it didn't last longer than the blink of an eye. And a few moments later the whole barn was back to the state it was before our hero busted in... well, maybe with only one tiny exception…
The bandicoot finally gathered up the courage to open his eyes just a bit and check the results of his fatal mistake. The pen was entirely gone, cows and all. And in its place instead was a huge, empty space of burned ground... Crash took another nervous gulp knowing that Dingodile might not appreciate this particular kind of "help"...
After coming back to town with the same number of cows he had at the very beginning of his heroic rescue mission, the cowboy faced the dingo farmer and presented him the unfortunate course of events in the form of a rough yet very graphic stickman comic he carefully scribbled himself. As Dingodile's eyes glanced over the page, his face was gradually transitioning from confusion to panic. It was especially noticeable when he reached the plot twist with the panel that showed the pen full of his happy, smiling cows get replaced with an innocent-looking cloud simply labeled "boom".
“‘boom’...? Wha... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘boom’?! WHERE ARE ME COWS, MATE?!” Dingodile yelled in panic, still hoping this was some kind of a joke. But Crash only took his big cowboy hat off and lowered his head down with a pensive look, paying his respects to the tragically deceased cattle.
Dingodile froze in awe, realizing the comic was indeed based on a true story. The bandicoot put his hat back on and shrugged innocently, grinning nervously at the farmer whose face had suddenly turned entirely red, burning with rage. Finally, just like the tank earlier, he exploded, grabbing Crash by his shirt, picking him up, and holding him right in front of his face as he yelled:
“YOU BLEW MY PRECIOUS COWS UP, MATE!!! IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU JUST DID YOUR JOB THE NORMAL BANDICOOT WAY INSTEAD OF PLAYING WITH A DANG LASSO!!!”
Crash kept "Woah!"-ing loudly as the pissed ofF dingo farmer kept shaking him in the air and screaming his lungs out:
“I'M OUTTA BUSINESS NOW, MATE! I'M GONNA SELL BANDICOOT TOASTS NOW, THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR, YOU DEADBEAT COWBOY, YOU...!”
Suddenly, Dingodile froze, with poor Crash still held in the air, his head going dizzy from all that shaking and screaming. He fixed his hat and looked up at the farmer who, out of nowhere, was grinning down at him in an extremely mischievous way. He slowly brought Crash up to match his eye level and calmly said:
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Only a few moments later, and Crash was already neatly secured in place, sitting on a big, soft cube of hay. Each of his hands was tightly tied up to pieces of rope hanging from the barn's ceiling. His legs were tied to wooden poles on either side, forcing him to keep them spread open wide. And his fuzzy muzzle gagged with a red cowboy bandana tied around his orange head. The bandicoot squirmed helplessly against his restraints, nervously watching Dingodile rummage through some stuff.
“Aight, mate, listen up…” he said finally picking up whatever he was looking for. “I've got plenty of orders from me biggest customers who expect the best milk I've got. And since you blew all me cattle up, the best milk I've got is…” he paused before turning around, revealing a big transparent tube with a mysterious, tight-looking hole at the top.
“...bandicoot milk…”
Dingodile grinned as wide and as ominously as he possibly could before he started to slowly approach the bandicoot, who was now kicking and squirming in panic, muffling loudly into his bandana gag and shaking his head in an attempt of stopping the dingo farmer from what he was about to do. Obviously, to absolutely no avail.
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