Down in an Oldfield mart, one evening I was there When I heard a salesman shouting underneath the flare I’ve got a lovely bunch of micro furs Here they are, all squirming in my paws Big ones, small ones, some are covered in scales Give them a taste a lick of the lips That's what the salesman said I’ve got a lovely bunch of micro furs Every fur you taste will make me beam This one's my wife, tastiest of the bunch Pleading, chew us up or whole, just swallow us down Chew us up or whole, just swallow us down Chew us up or whole, just swallow us down Chew us up or whole, chew us up or whole Pleading, chew us up or whole, just swallow us down I’ve got a lovely bunch of micro furs (They’re lovely) Here they are, all squirming in my paws (One, two, three, four) Big ones, small ones, some are covered in scales (And fur) Give them a taste a lick of the lips That’s what the salesman said I’ve got a lovely bunch of micro furs Every fur you taste will make me beam This one's my wife, the tastiest of the bunch Pleading chew us up or whole, just swallow us down (All together now) Chew us up or whole, just swallow us down (Harmony) Chew us up or whole, just swallow us down Chew us up or whole, chew us up or whole Pleading, chew us up or whole, just swallow us down