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Kris is probably the most unusual of my girls. She is either unable or unwilling to speak, so I find it difficult to communicate with her. At first I thought that maybe it was because of her young age, but after several moltings she still remains mute. She even seems unwilling to learn to write, which is odd since she is a writing spider.
Usually she communicates by pushing, pulling, and pointing with an occasional grunt. If she is really insistent on what she wants she may punctuate a point with a bite. While her poison isn't lethal, it does make me feel ill for a while, so I don't care to allow it to escalate to that.
In desperation I bought her some finger paint. I thought maybe the colors would stimulate a desire to start writing. To my surprise she took to painting with great enthusiasm. However, she couldn't seem to be able to confine her work to a sheet of paper and had no sense of moderation, in no time she had painted the entire tabletop and used up all the paint.
To Kris, any flat surface is a canvas. While I tried to get her to limit herself to large canvases or sheets of particle board, she always ran out of room and would move on to the walls of the house. Eventually I gave up and let her have free reign with her work.
She uses bold, aggressive strokes and prefers bright colors. I have to buy her paint by the bucket. Especially red, she loves red. To me her art looks chaotic and random, but she's very deliberate about what she is doing, sometimes pondering her next stroke for several hours before making it. She is terribly messy when painting (I've long since had to pull up the carpet) and gets a lot of it on herself and anyone else who happens to be nearby. Luckily she seems to be very uncomfortable wearing clothes and prefers to be nude. (Frankly, it's very difficult to find anything that fits her anyway)
I was worried when we ran out of walls, ceilings, and floors in the house, if she took her work outside the neighbors would have a fit. Especially if she decided the sides of their houses needed some color. I soon learned that Kris had no expectation that her art should last. Once a painting was done, it was done. To her it was the act of creating that was important, not the creation itself. She allowed me to cover her work with a coat of fresh paint so she could start all over again.
I still have difficulty communicating with her, but she does seem much happier and rarely bites anymore outside of the occasional love-nip during intercourse.
(Note: That's not her vagina on her rear, it's her spinnerets and silk gland. Her vagina is between her legs where it should be. However, that is her anus over the silk gland)",
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