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  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'><div class='align_center'>The big bad wolf groovin&#039; down the street<br />Could smell a cub was havin&#039; heat.<br />It&#039;s time to breed with a girl in need.<br />Followed that tang to wet his meat. <br />&nbsp;<br />A lamb on her way home from school<br />Was caught in nature&#039;s grip so cruel.<br />Behind a bush and fingerin&#039; her tush.<br />The wolf saw this and played it cool.<br />&nbsp;<br />&quot;Say there what are you doing, girl?<br />Hidin&#039; here to rub your pearl?<br />You need a male to make you wail.<br />Got something here to give a whirl.&quot;<br />&nbsp;<br />He said &quot;Whooooooah-ho!<br />It&#039;s as pure as the mountain snow!<br />Hooo-hooo-hoo!<br />When only a screw will do!&quot;<br />&nbsp;<br />Before the lamb could even whine<br />The wolf had her in sixty-nine.<br />Legs were split and lickin&#039; her slit.<br />In her throat he spewed his brine.<br />&nbsp;<br />Big bad wolf boppin&#039; down the road.<br />Could smell a second cub I&#039;m told.<br />Time to breed with a girl in need.<br />Another place to drop a load.<br />&nbsp;<br />Fledgling sow in the city park.<br />An awkward time for heat to spark.<br />Her pussy puffin&#039; in need of stuffin&#039;.<br />He knew he found an easy mark.<br />&nbsp;<br />The wolf sat right down with the pig.<br />Said: &quot;Looks like you might need a frig&quot;.<br />To her shock he pulled out his cock.<br />She&#039;d never seen one quite so big!<br />&nbsp;<br />Her portly ass went slap, slap, slap<br />As she bounced wildly on his lap.<br />Like a porn she was cum adorn<br />When everything came to a wrap.<br />&nbsp;<br />She said &quot;Whooooooah-ho!<br />As sure as hell is below!<br />Hooo-hooo-hoo!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Only a screw will do!&quot;<br />&nbsp;<br />(Drum or guitar solo or something.&nbsp;&nbsp;Possibly interspersed with some scat)<br />(Not THAT kind of scat, you filthy animal!)<br />&nbsp;<br />One last bop for the dirty dog.<br />A hot heat wafted like a fog.<br />Time to breed with a girl in need.<br />He briskly followed at a jog.<br />&nbsp;<br />A tiny fawn with spots of white.<br />The poor girl&#039;s heat was all alight.<br />She saw him with his leering grin,<br />But far too late to take her flight. <br />&nbsp;<br />The little fawn was outta luck,<br />The big bad wolf was hot to fuck.<br />&quot;Hey little lady, this might be shady,<br />But I think you&#039;ve found yourself a buck!&quot;<br />&nbsp;<br />Well, one thing wolfs are good, I hear<br />That they&#039;re able to catch a deer. <br />Skip the flirt, her face in the dirt<br />And he stuck it in from the rear!<br />&nbsp;<br />He said Whooooooah-ho!<br />Pure as Columbian blow!<br />Hooo-hooo-hoo!<br />When only a screw will do!<br />&nbsp;<br />Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!<br />&nbsp;<br />The next thing you know she&#039;s on top.<br />Big bad wolf is begging to stop!<br />Horny tot she took the knot!<br />And it turns out her pop is a cop!<br />&nbsp;<br />And she said Hooo-hooo-hoo!<br />Only this screw will do!<br />Whooooooah-ho!<br />To put a cub in this doe!<br />&nbsp;<br />(Wait, what?)<br />(Don&#039;t worry, I promise daddy will love you) </div></span>",
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