An Introduction: It is impossible to tell the many adventures of Tik Tik within a coherent narrative. The truth is that the wizardly kobold was an active adventurer in her youth. The magics she employed in transportation and the lack of attention she showed to any single project make tracking the actual timeline of events a complicated and meandering process. Her chronicled tales have been regaled in a multitude of ways. These include stories told around taverns, kobold-kind folklore, journal entries from the mage herself, and the recollections and memoirs of her many friends. I hope to begin writing a more comprehendible narrative of her exploits. Hopefully, future scholars of eroarcana may learn the personality of the one who has invented the spells and arcane devices they now employ in their craft. Therefore, these chronicles begin with our first official adventure together. But even before I can do that, I would like to use this preamble to at least bring any new readers to know who Tik Tik is and who I am. By doing so, I hope that even the uninitiated and those from times far beyond my scope shall come to understand where it is we come from. Luckily, my unique physiology allows me to recall the memories of others in a way that is simply impossible for members of most species. Through coupling with lifeforms that produce orgasmic discharge, I am able to experience their lives as if I was actually there. Because I have tapped from Tik Tik's well many times during our lives, I am confident that I have the facts clear about her early life journey. Tik Tik was hatched as the nestmate of the future queen of the Dragon's Heir Kobold Tribe. Together, the two would grow up to be curious chicks of the highest caliber, often finding themselves in some trouble or another. When Tik Tik was old enough, she was apprenticed to Tikit, the master trapsmith of their tribe. She took to her position with aplomb, devising new protection methods against invaders, showing early on that her mind went beyond the normal range of her peers. She faced punishment for a trap gone awry through chance and was forced to work in the mines. It was grueling work, but the lesser of possible punishments. Her connection to the queen allowed her certain liberties, which included saving her from being made involuntary breeding stock. It was by ancient decree that the Dragon’s Heir tribe view sex as a simple breeding procedure and all coupling to be used in the perfection of the ultimate Dragon’s Heir. This was something Tik Tik could not abide. During a digging operation, she stumbled upon a mighty tome of eroarcana, which included spells from a great wizard of times past and a bestiary of the courtship and mating practices of many fantastic species. Immediately, she was smitten by its words and the possibilities of sexual freedom that it opened up for not only her, but her people. Under the pretenses of serving her Queen, Tik Tik set off on her own journey to learn more about the ways taught in her book. Sadly, she eventually had to destroy the artifact to keep it from falling into the hands of a powerful sorceress. However, such a selfless–or selfish–act did not go unnoticed by a demon who helped pen the piece. Angered to have lost her work, the self-proclaimed goddess of lust possessed Tik Tik, forcing the kobold to seek an exorcist. The only one she heard of lived in Anteronia, the City of Requited Love, or the City of Sin. Tik Tik first discovered me in that city. She had led a particularly scrumptious morsel to my alleyway while a fugitive. I emerged from the pool of slime I had been resting in and supped upon the sexual fluids of the woman chasing her down. Because of my particular diet, Tik Tik coined the term "Sex Jelly" to represent my race. But can one be an entire species if I am the only one of my kind? I followed Tik Tik Tik for a short while, helping her bake a wondrous body for a local pastry chef. I confronted my own past with the Magical Girl, Purity. All of us worked together to exorcise the demon from Tik Tik. We freed the wizard once and for all while placing the devil within the body of another, more willing, host. Time passed, and we all went our separate ways. Tik Tik returned to her kingdom and spread the joys of casual sex to her fellow kobolds. I, meanwhile, returned to Anteronia, left the shadows of the alleyways, and instead embraced the public as a fully-fledged sapient being. With the knowledge I had accrued from Tik Tik, I applied to Anteronia University. From there, I began my own studies in the business of translation, communication, and history. For a time, I thought it would be the last I would hear of her, but then came the Tournament of Pleasure. The very heavens opened up, and from the sky proclaimed the words of an angel. This angel spread the word of the gods and announced that it would send heralds to select champions. To my surprise, one of those heralds was Tik Tik, and not only that, but she participated in the very contest herself. Tik Tik did not make it to the end of the Tournament, but she showed her aptitude for magic had not waned. Instead, she revealed that she was becoming a force to be reckoned with in her own right, going beyond her humble beginnings as a kobold and becoming a master magician. But, her rising fame turned to rumor and speculation as she disappeared at the event's finale. No one knew where she vanished for as long as she did. That is, of course, until she arrived quite suddenly, whisking me off to a far-flung locale and into a life of study, companionship, and mutual delights.