“Ohhh…” whined Thumper, “at least let me keep my undies on, Oxy!” The gray and white furred bunny complained to his friend Oxnard the hamster as he removed his shirt and pants, kicking them over to his side. They were both over at Oxnard’s place and had just finished playing a few intense rounds of Mario Kart.


        “Nuh uh, Thumper,” teased Oxnard, grinning and giggling a little, “you know that wasn’t the bet. Cough ‘em up.” Oxnard extended his little hamster paw out towards Thumper, signaling for his friend to drop his underpants and hand them over.


        Thumper’s blush got even deeper as he maneuvered his paws into the sides of his undies, stretching them outward slightly. ‘Why did I take this bet? Why did I think this would be a good idea?!’ the rabbit thought to himself, gulping nervously. He began to shuffle them down, revealing his below average bits to his friend as the fabric was pulled over them, making them bounce and jiggle a little. He didn’t know if it was because he was nervous, but Thumper’s little rabbit maker felt extra small as it bounced freely in the open. He bent over to pull them all the way down and stepped out of them slowly, kicking them on top of the rest of his clothes before covering his exposed bits with his bunny paws.


        “Yay! Your outfit really suits you, Thumper!” joked Oxnard, smirking as he tried to peek between the bunny’s legs. “It’s missing one thing, though.” Oxnard scurried into a different room, rummaging around in one of his drawers until he found what he needed. Thumper had hoped that something would keep Oxnard from finding it, but his stomach dropped when the hamster emerged from the other room with the final nail in the rabbit’s coffin: a leash and collar.


        “D-does it have to be right now?” asked Thumper, his heart beginning to race as he became more anxious, “It’s the middle of the day!”


        “Hey, I’m not the one who agreed to the bet,” said Oxnard, stepping behind Thumper and buckling the collar around his neck. He gave Thumper’s bare furry butt a playful squeeze with his paws and grabbed onto the leash. “So, you ready to go?”


        “I guess,” said Thumper, walking with Oxnard to the front door, “just...don’t keep me out there for too long.”


        “Don’t worry, it’ll just be around the block,” said Oxnard, giggling as he looked over to his nervous friend. Noticing the bunny was still standing upright, Oxnard was quick to remind him of the bet. “You know, this isn’t gonna work unless you get down on all fours,” said the hamster, pointing down to signal what to do.


        “Alright, I get it,” said Thumper, sounding a combination of irritated and embarrassed. He squatted down and placed his front paws on the ground in a sitting position.


        “And you can’t hop,” said Oxnard, “everyone has to think you’re a dog.”


        “Can we just go?” asked the rabbit, thumping his leg anxiously on the ground.


        “If you’re ready,” said Oxnard, opening up his door to a somewhat busy sidewalk. The hamster had a place in town, and animals were already out walking, jogging, and having conversations with each other. As the bright daylight hit Thumper, he blushed a deep red under his fur and got a nervous feeling in the pit of his stomach. ‘All these animals out here’ thought Thumper, ‘and they can see me...totally naked!’ Oxnard began to walk him out the door and over to the sidewalk. The flustered bunny felt the cool air brush over his jiggling furry bits as he crawled, his bunny balls swaying from side to side. He was already receiving looks from passersby as they walked past. 


“Hehe, look at that doggy, mommy! You can see his dangly things!” Thumper heard a shrill voice behind him say. He glanced back nervously to see a kitten boy walking with his mother behind him. “He looks like a bunny!”


“Remember, sweetie,” said the mother cat, “we don’t talk about private things like that out in public, okay?” The two felines entered a nearby shop, leading Thumper to look over into the stores and restaurants they were passing. He couldn’t help but notice he was getting lots of stares from people buying things in the shops and eating things outside. He tried to keep his tail down, but it certainly didn’t cover up much, leaving his lower half out in the open for anyone to peek at.


“Hehe, look at that dog,” Thumper heard a more feminine voice say behind him, accompanied by some giggling. “It kinda looks like a bunny.”


“Maybe it’s just a weird breed,” he heard another equally feminine voice say. Reluctantly, he turned his head back and saw two female rabbits hopping behind him and Oxnard. His eyes widened and his heart began to beat faster. ‘Why’d they have to be girls? Why’d they have to be bunny girls?’ he thought to himself. He was about to signal to Oxnard to get out of there, but another issue soon came up. He didn’t know if it was because he was nervous or because of all the sodas he drank back at Oxnard’s place (it was probably both), but Thumper felt the sudden urge to go number one.


“Oxnard,” Thumper whispered up to the hamster, trying his best not to draw suspicion, “we have a bit of a...situation.”


“Nuh uh, no turning back, Thumper,” said Oxnard, assuming Thumper was trying to back out of the bet.


“No no no, Oxnard,” whispered Thumper, stopping and sitting, “a different situation.” The bunny rabbit looked down between his legs and was noticeably fidgeting a bit. “I kinda need to pee. Can we go into a bathroom someplace?”


“A bathroom?” asked Oxnard, pretending to be confused, “dogs don’t use bathrooms, Thumper!” Oxnard smirked and looked over to a nearby fire hydrant, looking back down at Thumper and implying what he ought to do.


“On the fire hydrant over there?” he whispered up to Oxnard, “b-but, everyone’s gonna see!”


“Oh, they won’t care! You’re just a dog doing his business on a fire hydrant, that’s all,” said Oxnard, walking Thumper over to it. Thumper’s heart started racing again. He couldn’t tinkle out in public like this! Everyone out there would see his bunny parts as he was doing his private thing! He couldn’t hold it much longer though, and he needed a place to let loose unless he wanted to have an accident.


“Okay, just...no peeking, alright?” whispered Thumper, crawling up to the hydrant. He lined his left side up with it and reluctantly lifted his leg, feeling another breeze wash over his now even more exposed parts. He made sure his weenie was lined up where he wanted it to be and proceeded to try to relax his body. Thumper unfortunately wasn’t paying attention to his positioning, and soon noticed that his private parts were openly facing the road. He quickly noticed that a lot of the animals in the cars passing by were looking at him as he was trying to do his business. He wanted to change his position, but before he knew it…*pitterpitterpatter*.


“Is that the same doggy from before?” asked a voice that sounded familiar to Thumper.


“I think so!” said another voice, sounding as if it was getting closer.


Thumper, already feeling dread rising up, looked nervously behind him. ‘Nononono, not now!’ Thumper thought to himself, seeing the two female bunnies from before quickly approaching. He couldn’t stop his weak pee stream from going, so he just hoped that they would walk past and not interact with him.


“Your dog looks cool! What’s uhh….” said one of the rabbits, bending down and looking between Thumper’s legs, “his name?” Her friend couldn’t help but giggle after also looking down and seeing Thumper’s tight backsack.


“Oh, hi! His name’s Thumper!” said Oxnard, placing a paw on Thumper’s head and roughing up his fur a little.


“What breed is he? Because he kinda looks like a rabbit!” said the other bunny girl.


“Oh yeah, that’s because he’s a rare breed!” said Oxnard. “He looks like a rabbit, but he certainly tinkles like a dog!” The girls laughed at Oxnard’s observation and watched as Thumper continued to pee on the hydrant. His pee stream eventually died down and he finished up, shaking his leg a bit and returning to his normal sitting position. He looked down to his feet in total embarrassment after what the girls had just seen.


“Can we pet him?” asked the bunnies, kneeling down to be at eye level with Thumper.


“Sure you can!” said Oxnard, grinning down at Thumper, “and let me tell ya, he’s a sucker for a good belly rub. Go ahead and roll on your back, boy!” Thumper blushed deeply and made an angry face up at Oxnard, slowly leaning backward until he was on his back in the middle of the sidewalk. His paws were all covering up his belly as he was trying his best to hide his parts from the bunnies’ watching eyes. “C’mon boy, show ‘em your belly! I know you love those belly rubs!” Reluctantly, Thumper slowly spread his arms and legs open, allowing the female rabbits to see every inch of his little body. He shivered a little as he felt them both begin to rub the fur on his belly. Wanting to seem more like a dog, he panted a bit, making the girls giggle.


“Hehehe, he really does like this!” said one of them, accidentally beginning to nudge Thumper’s weenie. Thumper’s face turned and even deeper red as he felt the girls’ paws caress his body and nudge his bunny bits. He would’ve been lying if he said he wasn’t enjoying it a little. Well...maybe he was enjoying it a lot. “Oh boy! His uh...thing is...ha-har--”


“Oh my goodness! Roll over, boy!” said Oxnard, seeing that Thumper was getting a little too excited from all the belly rubs. Thumper got on all fours again, blushing and smiling sheepishly as he looked down, noticing his willy was still erect. “Yeah...that’ll happen sometimes,” said Oxnard, “sorry you had to see that.”


The girls tried their best to contain their giggling. “Hehehehehe, it’s alright, ahhahaha!” giggled one of them.


“Bye, Thumper!” the girls waved to the rabbit as they walked off.


“Alright, I guess it’s time to go home now, hehe,” laughed Oxnard. “Try not to let too many others see that thing you’ve got poking out between your legs!”


The rest of the walk home was still embarrassing for Thumper, but not as humiliating as peeing in front of those other bunnies. They eventually reached Oxnard’s place again and entered. Thumper immediately stood up and unbuckled his collar, quickly throwing his paws over his erect penis before scurrying over to his clothes piled up on the floor. “That’s it!” said Thumper, sounding purely embarrassed, “I’m never betting against you on anything ever again!”


“You sure?” asked Oxnard, “you look super cute in these pictures!” Oxnard took his phone out and showed Thumper the pictures of his naked butt and privates he took on his phone while they were out. “You looked especially adorable when you were about to tinkle.”


“HEY!” yelled Thumper, slipping his pants on, “those better not end up online!”


“Relax, I’m just keeping them for myself,” said Oxnard. “So...you up for another game?”