“Wow, Thumper,” said Oxnard, “I still can’t believe you won this trip for two up to a ski resort! Thanks for taking me with you, by the way.”

        “Haha, it was my pleasure, Oxnard,” said Thumper, hopping through the doors to the ski lodge they were staying in. The two pals went to the front desk and received their room key before walking down the hall and entering the room with all of their bags. “Alright, you ready to get out there and start skiing?” Thumper said, plopping his bag down on his bed.


        “Um...I think so,” said Oxnard, sounding a bit nervous, “It’s just...I’ve never skied before. Is it difficult?”


        “I’ve been once or twice before,” said Thumper, zipping his bag open, “it’s easier than you think it is. You’re worrying too much!” The bunny began rummaging through his bag for his ski clothes. He pulled his big jacket and ski pants out, but couldn’t find any of the flexible shirts or pairs of pants he had bought the week before in anticipation of the trip. “What the--? I could’ve sworn I packed those!” Thumper said, expressing his confusion.


        “What is it? What’s wrong?” asked Oxnard, looking over to Thumper.


        “I forgot some of my ski clothes!” said Thumper, sounding a little irritated. “Now I don’t have anything to wear under my jacket and ski pants.”

        “I thought we were just gonna put our jackets on over the clothes we had on now!” said Oxnard, patting his jeans and feeling his button-down shirt. Thumper was wearing the same thing and crossed his arms in disappointment.


        “I’m pretty sure we’re gonna fall over right away if we do that, Oxy,” the bunny said, looking helplessly down at his clothes. “We need to be able to bend and move around freely, which means...we might just have to go in our undies.”


        “In our underwear?!” asked Oxnard, completely shocked. “Are you serious? Isn’t it a little cold out there to--”


        “--Don’t worry, Oxy! We’re gonna have our ski pants and jackets on, so as long as they stay on, we’ll be able to move freely and still stay covered,” said Thumper, looking more excited for the day to come now that he had figured their problem out.


        “Alright...if you think it’ll work…” Oxnard said nervously, pulling his jacket and ski pants out of his bag.


        Thumper, in his excitement, removed his constraining shirt quickly, followed by his jeans which he pulled down with an audible *fwoomp*. Oxnard glanced over to the bunny out of curiosity and couldn’t help but giggle when he noticed that Thumper had accidentally pulled his underwear down as well. “Uhh...Thumper? Didn’t you say we were gonna keep our undies on?”


        “What makes you say that?” said Thumper, eventually glancing down to see his little bunny balls and winky out in front of his friend. “OH!” he replied, quickly bending over to pull up his undies, laughing nervously and smiling sheepishly. “Sorry, heheh. Must’ve gotten a little carried away.”


        Oxnard dressed down into his undies as well, donning his ski jacket and snow pants as Thumper did the same. The two of them exited the lodge and picked up their skis and poles from the rental place nearby. Oxnard found that skiing over to the lift wasn’t as difficult as he originally thought it would be. “Wow, this skiing thing’s actually kind of fun!”


        “I’m glad you’re enjoying it, Oxy!” said Thumper, looking to the moving benches on the lift. “Hey, there’s an open seat! Let’s go get it!” The bunny and the hamster skied over to the seat and quickly plopped their rears down before pulling the safety bar over their laps. “Wait a sec,” Thumper said as they were getting carried into the air, “does this bench feel...sticky to you?”


        “Aw, gross!” said Oxnard, looking down at the sticky, syrupy brown fluid beneath their butts. “What is this stuff?”


        “It kinda smells like...soda?” said Thumper, dipping the tip of his paw in and tasting it. “Yep! Definitely soda.”


        “Great,” Oxnard said in annoyance, “now our pants are ruined. I can’t even lift my butt from the seat! It’s stuck!”


        “It’s alright, Oxy,” said Thumper, reassuring his friend, “we just have to really push off of the seat when we get off.” Eventually, the lift reached the top of the mountain, prompting Thumper and Oxnard to lift the safety bar and get ready to jump off. What they didn’t know, however, was that their snow pants had special velcro seams on the middle and sides for easy removal. It came as quite a surprise to the pair when they hopped off the lift and heard a loud *SHHRIIPPPP*. “What was that?” asked Thumper in confusion, feeling the cold air of the mountain brush over his thighs as he skied a few yards down the mountain with Oxnard. He looked down to see that they were both only wearing their undies out in the open! 


“Oxnard, stop! We lost our pants!” shouted Thumper, pointing his skis together as Oxnard did the same. The two friends looked up to their lift bench and saw the backs of their snow pants hanging down. The fronts had fallen off at the top of the mountain and were blown away by a gust of wind into the trees. “What are we gonna do now?! We can’t ski all the way down there in our underwear!” said Thumper, covering his undies from the skiers passing by. He blushed upon hearing a few of them laughing and whistling at him.


“Here!” said Oxnard slipping off his jacket, “let’s just tie our coats around our waists!” The hamster grabbed both arms to his coat and tied them together behind him, allowing most of the coat to cover his front. Thumper did the same, though he found it quite difficult to tie the knot behind him. Eventually, he got the coat to stay.


“Wow! Great idea, Oxnard,” said Thumper, feeling a bit more relieved now that his front was covered. He was quite self-conscious of the size of his bunny bits, and being out in the cold certainly didn’t help him there. Whatever cover he could get, he would take. “Let’s try and get down the mountain quickly now,” suggested Thumper, “they might have some pants or something we can rent down there. Just follow my lead.”


Thumper pushed off on his skis and began gliding down the mountain. Oxnard followed behind him, but while they were descending, he heard the sound of something flapping in the wind. The hamster looked ahead to see that Thumper’s knot was coming undone! Before he could even warn the skiing bunny, the large jacket flew off his waist and was carried off of the ski run by the wind. “Thumperrr!!!” yelled Oxnard to his friend. The bunny turned his head back to the hamster.


“What is it, Oxnard?!” he asked, trying to speak over the sound of the wind rushing by.


“Your jacket!” said Oxnard, looking at the Bunny’s underwear-clad rump, “it flew off!”


“What?!” said Thumper, sounding surprised as he looked down to see that Oxnard was right: he was only in his undies! “Ah!” he yelled, “we need to stop!” Both Oxnard and Thumper pointed their skis together, stopping at a relatively flat area about halfway down the mountain. “I can’t believe I lost my jacket! At least you still have yours, right?” Thumper said, turning around to look at Oxnard. Unfortunately for the hamster, his jacket had blown off in the wind as well. “Oh no, this is bad! We can’t ski down the rest of the mountain like this!” Just then, Thumper heard camera snaps and whistles from behind him.


“Nice undies, bunny!” taunted a vixen holding her phone up to take pictures.
“Are you guys going faster without all your clothes on?” teased a male otter standing beside her.


“Quick, into the trees!” said Thumper, “we’ll have to ski through them the rest of the way down the mountain if we don’t wanna be seen!”


“Got it!” said Oxnard, following behind the bunny. What the two pals didn’t know was that skiing through trees was much more difficult than the runs. Though they were doing a good job weaving between the trunks, they couldn’t see too far ahead of where they were going, and before they knew it…


“AHHH!” they both yelled, skiing directly off a ten foot cliff. Luckily for them, they flew into snow-covered branches, which did a good job of breaking their fall. Thumper was the first to hit the snow on the ground, landing on his back. He had to admit that the snow around him was awfully cold; his whole body was shivering! Just after he landed, Oxnard landed on his tummy in front of Thumper. When the hamster opened his eyes, he noticed his face was smushed into something warm and fluffy. He got a better idea of exactly where he was when he looked up and saw Thumper looking back at him with a shocked and embarrassed expression. Pushing himself off of the rabbit and looking down, his suspicions were confirmed: he had just had his friend’s penis and balls smushed up against his face and they were now both naked! Oxnard, looking down at Thumper’s bunny bits, tried to tell a joke to lighten the awkward mood. “Must be pretty c-c-cold out here, heheh,” the hamster said, shivering as he pointed at Thumper’s bits.


“You’re looking a little c-cold there yourself!” Thumper retorted, eyeing Oxnard’s privates and covering his own with his paws. The bunny’s blush could very easily be seen under his fur. “Where’d our undies go?!” Thumper finally asked, looking above him.


“I think they’re caught in the tree,” said Oxnard, watching a small piece of fabric fall down in front of him. “And they’re probably also torn to shreds.”


“Seriously?! How are we gonna get back down to the lodge? We can’t show up naked!” said Thumper.


Oxnard thought for a moment, then presented Thumper an idea. “How about we ski down there as fast as we can? No one will be able to recognize us rushing past them and we can try to enter through the back door to the lodge!”


“Oh man...it’s risky, but...but it’ll have to work!” said Thumper, bending his knees and getting ready to push off. “Ready?”


“I guess so…” said Oxnard nervously, pushing off with Thumper. The two started to gain speed with their poles and the trees started to thin out. “Hey, I can see the lodge up there!”


“Yeah!” said Thumper, looking ahead, “this plan might actually work!” The two friends continued skiing towards their destination until Thumper noticed something concerning. Other skiers began showing up around them and it looked as though there was a sudden incline at the end of their path. “Uh...Oxnard? I think we’re about to go off a jump!”


“A jump?!?!” yelled Oxnard, totally shocked, “I don’t know how to go off a jump!” Before they had time to react, the bunny and the hamster hit the sudden incline and were flung into the air! Looking down below them, they saw dozens and dozens of animals lined up, watching from the sidelines as the skiers jumped off and landed. Oxnard and Thumper were giving the audience quite the show! Their shrunken bits flopped all over the place as they tumbled through the air. The sound of laughter and camera snaps filled their ears as they flew helplessly over the crowd, hoping they could at least land close to their lodge. Looking down, they saw they were headed straight for a snowbank to the left of the landing zone! Had they landed feet-first, they would’ve had some nice cover for their exposed bits, but unfortunately for the friends, they landed face-first in the snow, leaving their bottom halves flailing about for all to see. Thumper and Oxnard couldn’t hear much from under all the snow, but they did manage to pick up a few things.


“Oh my goodness, they’re nude!” said an older-sounding lady.
“Mommy, mommy, I can see their winkies!” a shrill little voice said.
“This is a ski jump contest, not a smallest penis contest!” joked a deep male voice from nearby.


Feeling cold breezes on their most intimate parts, Thumper and Oxnard knew they’d have to push themselves out. Wiggling their bodies out of the snow, Oxnard and Thumper plopped on their butts and looked up to see animals pointing and giggling from all angles. Suddenly, a huge burst of laughter erupted from the audience. Noticing that their attention was drawn to the big screen set up behind the lodge, Oxnard and Thumper looked over reluctantly to see what was so funny.


Up on the screen, the cameras had caught slow motion shots of their special bits jiggling as they flew through the air. The embarrassed bunny and hamster blushed even deeper when a replay of their landing was played. Their winkies, balls, taints, and buttholes were up on the screen in embarrassing detail for everyone at the event to see! Oxnard and Thumper could barely watch as their naked parts jiggled to and fro in front of everyone for a second time, now up close and personal. It wasn’t fair! The snow had shrunken their parts down to a laughable size and everyone could see. Covering up their parts with their paws and keeping their tails down, Oxnard and Thumper bashfully skied over to the back entrance of the lodge.


“Sorry this trip ended up being a total disaster, Oxy,” apologized Thumper, laughing shyly.


“It’s alright, Thumper,” said Oxnard, taking off his skis as his bunny friend did the same, “at least now I know never to go without ski clothes again!”