Oxnard the hamster was understandably very nervous for his first date with a very cute mouse gal named Molly. He hadn’t been on many dates with female mice before, and he was worried he would end up saying something stupid and causing her to lose interest. The two had met each other online and agreed that they’d get to know each other over a little nature walk out in the mountains. 


The hamster had just emerged from the shower and was frantically rummaging through his closet, looking for the perfect thing to wear on their outing. Oxnard had overslept this morning and was rushing through his morning routine as quickly as he could. The two were supposed to meet at a trail that was two hours away from his house at 11:00am and it was already 9:30! He pulled a red plaid button-down from the various other shirts and slipped it on, assuming the mountains would be a bit chillier than where he lived. He then reached for a pair of khaki shorts, slipping them over his naked lower half and blushing upon realizing he had forgotten to put on undies. He was about to pull the shorts back down to put some on, but looked back over to the clock and remembered he was on a time crunch. Deciding to go commando, he grabbed his things and bolted out the door.


The few extra water bottles Oxnard had in his car were all chugged by the hamster out of nervousness on the drive up. He arrived at the trailhead just before 11:00, having sped a bit of the way to get there so quickly. He stepped out of the car to see that Molly the mouse had already arrived. She was leaning nonchalantly against her car, checking her phone. Oxnard noticed she was much taller and much thinner than he was, with short blonde hair, cute round glasses, a tank top and short shorts. His heart filled up upon seeing the beautiful mouse, but unfortunately led him to notice that something else of his was full as well. ‘Man, I really have got to stop chugging water when I get nervous’, Oxnard thought to himself, feeling a twinge in his bladder.


“Oh, hi!” Oxnard heard from Molly, watching as she began to make her way over to the short hamster, “you’re Oxnard, right?”


Oxnard anxiously straightened his shirt and greeted Molly with a smile. “Yep, that’s me!” he managed to say enthusiastically, hiding his skittishness. “Gosh, you’re even prettier in person,” Oxnard said to Molly, adjusting to her presence a bit more.


Molly blushed upon hearing Oxnard’s compliment and covered the smile she was beginning to form with her paw. “Aww, that’s so sweet of you to say! You look very handsome yourself.”


Oxnard blushed in return and shifted his gaze over to the head of the trail. “So...you wanna get going on the hike?” asked Oxnard, excited to get to know the pretty mouse more.


“Sure!” she said, walking ahead of Oxnard, “and I have snacks and water in my backpack, so don’t worry if you forgot to bring some.”


Oxnard sped up his pace to match Molly’s, but soon realized something terrible. On top of already having issues with his bladder, Oxnard’s shorts were beginning to slip as well! With each step he took, they slid slightly down his waist. The hamster couldn’t imagine the embarrassment he’d feel if they fell down in front of Molly! He decided to inconspicuously hold onto his shorts with his paws, hoping Molly wouldn’t be able to notice.


The two walked for quite a bit on the hiking trail, and were treated to many beautiful views of the mountain scenery. Though it was difficult for Oxnard to keep his shorts up while walking and maintaining a conversation, he managed to make it through the first bit of the hike. That was, until he noticed Molly’s eyes wander off of the trail.


“Hey,” said Molly, looking over to Oxnard, who was still fumbling with his shorts, “You wanna take a shortcut? I think we’ll be able to see some cool stuff if we go off the beaten path a little!”


Oxnard nervously looked over to the area Molly was proposing to walk through. There were an awful lot of thorny bushes and plants they’d have to walk through, but he didn’t want to disappoint the pretty mouse on their first date.


“Um...yeah, sure!” said Oxnard, trying to sound enthusiastic about her suggestion, “let’s give it a shot!”


The two rodents approached the collection of bushes they’d have to trudge through and Oxnard watched as Molly fearlessly hopped through, narrowly avoid the spiny thorns and making it to the other side unharmed. “C’mon Oxnard!” shouted Molly over to the hamster, “you aren’t chicken, are you?”


Wanting to impress the mouse, Oxnard jumped into the bushes and began to make his way through. All was going well until he felt an unwelcome tug on the waistband of his shorts. One of the sturdy branches from the bushes had hooked into his shorts and was pulling the hamster back by his waistband. He was upset to run into a setback, as he was only a few feet away from reaching Molly outside the collection of bushes. Assuming the branch would break off and give up pulling him, he lunged forward and appeared on the other side where Molly was. Unfortunately for Oxnard, however, his lunge forward was accompanied by a gut-wrenching sound.


*SHRIIP*


Upon standing up on the other side, Oxnard was about to turn around and check the damage the bush had done to his pants, but not before…


*FWOOMP*


Molly, being a witness to all that was taking place, couldn’t help but giggle and blush upon seeing what had happened to Oxnard. His waistband had ripped in the back, and when he stood up, his pants fell to the ground. Expecting to get a view of the hamster’s underwear, she was utterly surprised to see his exposed winky and balls jiggling out in front of her!


“AHH!” shrieked Oxnard, attempting to pull his shirt down over his bouncing bits. This only made matters worse for him, as his dress shirt wasn’t exactly stretchy and couldn’t cover the hamster’s jiggling privates from Molly’s view. Eventually, Oxnard resorted to just covering up his little bits with his paws, smiling sheepishly as he did so. “Uh...heheh, sorry about that, Molly,” said Oxnard, blushing and looking up to the mouse.


Molly the mouse was obviously very flustered and didn’t know what to say to Oxnard next. She had just seen his privates bouncing out in broad daylight on their first date! “Um...it’s okay!” she managed to say, blushing while glancing down at the hamster’s paws as they were attempting to cover his bits. Thinking over the situation, she decided to lighten the mood by joking with the hamster a little. “When we decided to go on a hike, I thought the only twigs and berries I’d be seeing were on the ground,” she giggled.


Oxnard blushed and laughed nervously at the joke, offering a shy response. “Yeah, hehe, guess I shoulda been watching where I was going a bit more.”


“You can pull those shorts back up now, by the way,” Molly said, smirking as she glanced down that the hamster’s fallen garment.


“Right, sorry,” Oxnard said, reaching down to his shorts and exposing his privates to Molly once more before tugging them back up around his waist. The two of them awkwardly continued on their nature walk, eventually finding their way back to the trail. The next section was rather steep, and both of the rodents reached a point where they decided they’d need to take a little rest (especially Oxnard, who had been hold up his shorts with his paws the whole time). Luckily for them, there was a collection of large rocks for them to sit on after the steep portion of the hike. Sitting down on a rock together, Molly pulled her backpack off and unzipped it, retrieving a water bottle and taking the cap off.


“Did you want some water, Oxnard?” she asked looking to the tired Hamster. Just then, Oxnard had realized that he had been forgetting about the problem he’s had since the date started. The hiking and talking was taking his mind off of it, but once Molly had mentioned water, Oxnard remembered that his bladder was completely full from the car ride up! He knew he wouldn’t make it back down the mountain without having an accident, so he’d have to find a place out here to do it. He couldn’t tell Molly, though! She already had enough to laugh at with the wardrobe malfunction he had earlier. The hamster scanned the area and his eyes eventually came across a large tree he’d be able to tinkle behind! He’d need to think of an excuse to go over there, though.


“Hey, did you, uh, did you see that?” Oxnard said, pointing at the tree he was about to run over to. “I think something moved behind that tree!”


“Really?” Molly replied, sounding more excited than she was concerned, “let’s go check it out!”


“What? No!” said Oxnard reflexively, soon getting ahold of himself. “Sorry, heheh, I meant, uh, I’ll go check it out for you, just to make sure it’s not some murderer or something.”


“Umm...okay? If you say so,” said Molly, sounding a little suspicious of the hamster.


Oxnard rushed over to the tree as quickly as he could. Standing behind it and looking around to make absolutely sure no one was watching, he dropped his shorts and let his bits bounce free. The little hamster lightly grabbed onto his winky and aimed it at the trunk of the tree, letting loose a stream against the trunk as he emitted a sigh of relief.


Molly was already curious as to what Oxnard was doing behind the tree, but when she heard a slight pattering against the tree’s trunk, she had a feeling she knew what was going on. If she was being completely honest with herself, she quite liked the view Oxnard had given her earlier on the hike. She loved how little and bouncy his hamster parts were when they were exposed, and decided she wouldn’t mind seeing a bit more of them if she could. Very sneakily, she stood up from the bench and tiptoed over to the tree Oxnard was behind, noticing that the pittering and pattering was getting louder as she got closer. She eventually reached the tree, and poked her head slightly around it while grabbing onto the trunk for balance. What she saw on the other side was exactly what she expected. There he was, eyes closed and shorts at his ankles with a stream of pee coming from his penis and spattering against the tree trunk. Molly took extra notice as to how small his winky was upon seeing it a second time. She thought it was especially cute how he was aiming his stream his his little fingers instead of his whole paw. Oxnard’s stream eventually began to die down, and Molly realized that now was the time to make her escape. Before she could turn around and scurry back, however, Oxnard’s eyes opened to the view of her peering around the trunk.


“MOLLY?!” Oxnard shouted in embarrassment, stumbling backward in surprise and falling on his back. This gave Molly quite the show, allowing the female mouse a full view of the hamster’s winky, balls, taint, and tailhole! She giggled watching him trying to get back up and seeing his bits jiggle around as he did so. Quickly, he pulled his shorts back up. “Were you watching me this whole time?!”


“Um...kinda?” she said, looking a bit more ashamed after realizing that she had broken their trust already. Seeing the hamster blushing and whimpering a little in embarrassment, she offered a sincere apology. “Look, Oxnard, I’m sorry for watching you...it’s just...you’re so darn cute!” she said, making him look back up at her with glittering eyes.


“Really?” Oxnard asked, blushing, “you think I’m cute? Because...I think you’re really cute too.”


“Aw, thanks so much!” Molly said. She decided she’d reward the hamster for all the ridicule she had put him through. Leaning forward, she looked into Oxnard’s eyes and the two rodents tilted their heads, kissing each other on the lips. In the middle of the kiss, however, Molly felt something poking at her leg. “Wow, Oxnard...you really liked our first date, didn’t you?”


Oxnard was confused by her statement but after he opened his eyes and looked down to pull his shorts back up, she saw what she was talking about. “Ah! Sorry, Molly,” he said bashfully, pulling up his shorts and covering his boner from her view.


“You’ve been showing me quite a bit, Oxnard,” she said, walking back over to the trail with him. “Maybe on our second date, I can show you a bit of what I have to offer.” She looked down to Oxnard with a grin, noticing he was having a hard time covering up the ‘feelings’ he had for her. “But I’m starving right now,” she said, redirecting the conversation, “you wanna go and get some lunch?”


“Sure,” said Oxnard, “but, you think I can go home and change my pants first?”