Bonkers and Roderick “Ha! The stories I could tell!” In the heart of Hollywood, a bit of a party was stirring. Not much of one to speak of, but loud enough to wake the neighbors. “I mean, believe you me, there is no casting couch like the one at Big Bang pictures.” Shaking his head, the bobcat making most of the noise did his best to hold back his laughter. There wasn’t much he could do to stop it though. “Ha! The humans especially I mean! Can you believe what they expect toons to be able to do?!” “You’re preaching to the choir, my friend, preaching to the choir!” The iguana sat across from him chimed in with a cheerful smile as he sipped his tea. “If these walls could talk, the stories they’d tell.” Roderik Lizzard and Bonkers D. Bobccat weren’t particularly close friends, having only shared brief encounters during the filming of the bobcat’s show. However, since Bonkers had moved into the Delirium apartments, the two had struck up a surprising friendship. Bonkers enjoyed being able to talk with someone still in the acting profession, and Roderick found the bobcat’s humor distinctly entertaining. Today, they had sat down to swap star stories over a hearty serving of tea. By Roderick’s account, the lizard had slept with half the men in Hollwood, and surprisingly he had the photos to back it up. “I recall once I was ‘swapping stories’ with a certain rabbit. He showed me a few amazing tricks that a director once taught him.” Casually setting down his cup, Roderick stretched his arms are wide as he could. “I tell you the man could fit someone full grown if he’d wanted.” Bonkers laughed and slapped the table. “Ha! That’s nothin’. You should have seen what Jitters had to do for a few extra scenes.” He raised his arm a fair bit higher than it could have naturally stretched for emphasis. “Even for a toon, I was surprised how much the little guy could stretch!” Looking up at how far his hand had gone, the bobcat actually looked shocked for a moment. “Come to think of it, I wonder where you even go to get a sex toy that big.” “Believe me, dear boy, it’s a lot easier than you would think.” Roderick shook his head and poured himself a fresh cup of tea. In the moment that the bobcat allowed him to settle down, he sat back in his seat and crossed his legs. “I’m sure you’ve seen a lot more degeneracy than that now though, working in the police department and all. Small time Hollywood’s deviancy must pale in comparison to the criminal activities in this city.” “Nah, that’s a whole other department.” Bonker smiled to himself and leaned back as well. “Ha! Though, you’d be surprised how many cops get in on the action too. One time this traffic guy offered to buy some pictures of my feet! Can you believe it? Poor guy even acted like I didn’t know what they were for!” “Oh my goodness! And what, pray tell, did you tell him in response?!” “I mean, I gave him a couple, of course. Can’t disappoint my fans. Even autographed ‘em for him, see!” Bonker smiled and lifted a paw, showing his signature written clearly in black ink on the bottom. “Didn’t even charge him. Wouldn’t be right, you know.” “You can’t be serious. Even knowing full well what he’d do with them.” Roderick sighed, but he couldn’t help smiling. The bobcat’s smile was so genuine while he nodded to confirm what he’d said. “You are far too casual, Bonkers. Even I would think twice about spreading my pictures around so thoughtlessly.” “Eh, what’s the worst that could happen.” Bonkers set his feet up on the table. “It’s not like they aren’t hanging out for everyone to gawk at already you know. It’s not like I gave him anything really dirty or nothin’.” He snickered. “And hey, even if I did, it’s not like he’d share something like that around the station. You know how it is.” Roderick nodded in solidarity. “Of course, of course. Believe me, Bonkers, I know. Lost too many good men to the shame of publicity.” He sighed again. “I don’t suppose you’ve had any luck with that partner of yours then?” “Miranda? Oh no, don’t get the wrong idea.” Bonkers smiled as his eyes started to drift. “She’s pretty and all, but just a friend, you know.” He smiled almost giddily as his thoughts started to drift to his partner. Admittedly she was awful pretty. “Right, I’m sure.” Roderick tried his best to ignore the thought balloon that the bobcat was conjuring up of the cop in question wearing a rather tight pink dress. Not wanting to indulge it too long, he picked up a fan and waved it off. “Don’t get me wrong, but I think you might be a bit pent up, old boy.” Bonkers dropped his legs and raised his head, glaring at the iguana. “Hey! What makes you say that?” Roderick couldn’t help laughing at the glare. Bonkers looked genuinely offended. He was quite the actor. “Ha! Don’t get so worked up my friend, it’s a shared affliction!” The iguana closed his eyes and allowed his own thoughts to wander. “Oh! What I wouldn’t give for a warm body in my bed nowadays.” He kept his thought balloons in check for fear of offending his guest, but his mind couldn’t help but wander to the bobcat in front of him after the stories they had shared. “Don’t you have that butler? Tuttle, right?” If Roderick had let a thought form, that would have burst it. “I said a warm body, Bonkers. Not some half-asleep reptile who barely knows the day of the month.” He opened his eyes and glowered at the bobcat, suddenly offended by how low Bonkers thought he might sink. He couldn’t stay angry for more than a moment though. Bonkers looked genuinely surprised when he responded, even concerned. “Oh right, cold blooded, huh?” He tapped his chin and set an elbow on the table, clearly deep in thought. Roderick rolled his eyes. “I appreciate the effort, Bonkers, but try not to strain yourself.” It was amusing, admittedly, that his new friend was so genuinely concerned. He chuckled for just a moment and allowed his thoughts to wander again while taking a large drink. He then promptly spat it up the moment Bonkers spoke again. “Hey! I got an idea! How about I do it!” Bonkers took the tea to the face remarkably well, not even flinching despite the heat that left it steaming off his fur. “Well, you could’ve just said no.” Roderick coughed for a moment before regaining his composure but shook his head and waved for the bobcat to not jump to conclusions. “Forgive me, Bonkers.” He heaved and took a deep breath. “I just, was a touch surprised.” After catching his breath properly and glancing back up at his guest, he responded properly. “I certainly wouldn’t be opposed, my friend, but I hadn’t expected you to be interested.” “Hey, I’m not made of stone you know.” Bonkers blow dried the tea off his fur and patted himself dry. “It’d be my honor to be in the same bed that’s had the likes of Darkwing Duck!” He tossed the blow dryer aside and leaned in closer to the iguana. What do ya’ say, Roddy? Bet you’ve never been with a bobcat before. And I’m still pretty warm.” On cue, his fur puffed out, dried and neat. “Ahem, well.” Roderick noticeably uncrossed his legs and adjusted in his seat. Perhaps it was just the heat coming off Bonker’s fur, but he was certainly getting hot and bothered. “If you’ll indulge an old lizard, I’d be more than happy to add you to my little black book.” He set his hand on the table, reaching close to the bobcat and urging him to woo him with a wink. Bonkers took the offer with gusto, grabbing the hand without a second thought and tearing the iguana out of his chair. “Great! That’s settled then!” With a surprisingly dashing smile, he pulled Roderick in close, and then they were off. He hefted the iguana into a classic bridle carry and dashed right to the nearest door, slamming it shut behind them in a grand gesture. And once they were together in the dark, the bobcat wasted no time peppering Roderick’s neck with kisses. It took the iguana a surprising amount of willpower to put a stop to it. “I appreciate the effort, Bonkers. But this is the broom closet.” “Oh.” --- It took a few attempts before the pair finally made it to the bedroom, and each time it took more effort to get the bobcat to slow down. By the time they had made it to the bed, both toons’ clothes had been scattered messily all about the apartment. The only clothing that remained to be taken off was a slipper that had valiantly stayed on all the way to the point of Bonkers tossing Roderick onto the bed. It did not manage to stay on once Bonkers leapt on top of the iguana and started kissing his chest. “S-slow down, Bonkers!” Roderick kicked the slipper off and grabbed at the bobcat’s fur reflexively. His whole body shook from the warmth, and he felt himself getting quickly overwhelmed. “Aww, c’mon! Don’t tell me you’ve got a bed in your third bathroom or somethin’.” Bonker smiled up pitifully at the iguana, but he did in fact slow down, merely rubbing his head against Roderick’s chest instead of kissing him all over. It wasn’t much, but it did allow Roderick the chance to breathe, at least until Bonker’s paw wandered down to his tail. “C’mon, Roddy, I can tell you don’t wanna wait much longer either.” Roderick groaned for a moment when Bonker’s paw ran up against his tail. He was already mostly hard after all of the reckless stripping, but the way the bobcat played with his tailhole was encouraging him to get erect enough to ache. “No, no, Bonkers, please.” He squirmed against the paw slowly. “I want to make this last is all. Not as young as I used to be.” Bonkers purred while he rubbed himself on the iguana. Roderick couldn’t resist petting him up and down when he heard the sound. “Don’t you worry, I got lots of stamina!” Bonkers leaned in and kissed Roderick’s chest again, casually sliding his digits just a little further until they were prodding right at Roderick’s tailhole and making the iguana properly groan. “Ah! Th-The lubricant’s in the end table!” The lizard laid his head back and slammed his eyes shut as the finger entered him roughly. “It’s really been, urgh, too long.” Shamefully, he covered his face as he started to blush. “Right, lube…” Bonker caught his breath and lifted his head, pausing just long enough to reach over and rifle through Roderick’s end table. With the moment to breathe, the iguana opened his eyes and admired the bobcat’s body as he crouched over him. Bonker’s dick was, surprisingly intimidating, much larger than he might have expected. Seeing it sitting between his own pair of erections, it was nearly twice the size. “Hmm… motor oil, cooking oil, WD-40…” Thankfully, he had a moment to take in the sight while Bonkers was busily tossing gag after gag out of the iguana’s nightstand. “Ah, there it is, fancy.” Finally, the bobcat pulled out a rose-tinted tube of sexual lubricant and smiled back down at the iguana. “No more delays with this then, right, Roddy?” Dramatically, Roderick laid back and stretched his arm over his face. “Very well, have your way!” He laughed for a moment before lifting his legs high for Bonker’s to access. He very briefly considered keeping his eyes shut while the bobcat’s paws ran over him, but he couldn’t resist sneaking a small peak. Bonkers was very liberal with the oil, massaging it into Roderick’s scales and running his nose over the iguana’s chest. “Mm… lemon-scented too…” He giggled giddily and nuzzled in close to the reptile. “Goes great with your natural scent. Nice choice.” Steadily, he kept rubbing with way down. He was surprisingly patient given his rush to get here, but it wasn’t particularly long before the oil was dripping warmly onto Roderick’s crotch. “Ugh! Hah! Bonkers!” Roderick played it up while Bonker’s paw massaged his dicks, rubbing the warm, tingling oil all over the pair of them and running his nose in-between. The iguana exaggerated somewhat, kicking his legs and really groaning, but the bobcat wasn’t doing a bad job by any stretch of the imagination. Bonker’s paws were warm and rough while they slid all over Roderick’s cocks, splashing the warm oil all over as it jumped back and forth between them, driving him whacky. Soon enough a second slick paw was back at the iguana’s tail, slipping his fingers across it temptingly. “Ready this time, Roddy?” Bonkers was drooling above Roderick while he worked, rubbing greedily all over the dick and ass in front of him. His own dick was sliding against the lizard’s tail, getting a good cover of lemon-scent in the process. “Pretty please?” he sang, “I can’t wait much longer.” Roddy threw his head back again, groaning extra dramatically as Bonkers slid his digits in and out of his ass. “I said have your way! F-Fiend!” He sighed and squirmed, making sure to press against the bobcat as much as he could, forcing those paws to slide clumsily all over his lower body and those fingers to push in and out recklessly. It wasn’t long at all before Bonkers lost his patience with that. Soon his hands were slipping up to Roderick’s hips, and a second after they got even the slightest grip, Bonker’s cock was slipping up to his asshole. “Gah! You got it, Roddy!” Bonkers slipped awkwardly a couple of times, teasing the iguana, but in the end, it took barely more than a thrust for the dick to slide right in with an audible pop. The whole thing slid in at once, the lizard fitting over the cock like a glove. And in the process, Bonkers drew the first unexaggerated groan out of Roderick, as he screamed louder than he had in months at the overwhelming feeling of pleasure. His cocks spasmed wildly against the bobcat’s fur, splashing the oil even more liberally over the pair. Bonkers had to press all his weight on top of the iguana just to keep from sliding off while he thrusted. And boy did he thrust. Bonkers pounded absolutely madly away at his friend’s ass without an ounce of control. All the while he yelped and gasped, shouting. “Oh, wow! Hah! R-Roddy!” The only brief break Roderick got from the noise was the occasional wet kiss against his neck or chin. Then the bobcat went right back to shouting. “Ah! H-Hot!” The pair was all but cooking by the time Bonkers started to get close. Both faces were almost glowing as Bonkers’ thrusts picked up a desperate speed that threatened to send him flying loose. Roderick had to wrap his tail around the bobcat in a desperate effort to keep him steady, wanting the feeling of being filled desperately enough that he begged for it. “Inside, Bonkers! I n-need it!” Bonkers gave him his wish and then some, letting loose with a loud, “Whuh-haaaa!” As he came like a firehose, splashing cum wildly all over the iguana’s insides, his desperate thrusts becoming even more rapid as he went. Eventually though, the dick had to slip free. Roderick couldn’t manage to keep his grip, his tail falling off the bobcat as he too came, causing his whole body to go limp. Bonkers’ dick slid out and between the iguana’s dicks as he continued to cum, finally freezing and shaking as the last few bursts of his cum joined Roderick’s in soaking the pair’s bellies. “Ah! H-hot…” The bob cat repeated himself before he too went limp, steam coming off of him while he settled onto the iguana’s chest. “W-wow!” “Hah… hah…” Roderick couldn’t catch his breath if he tried now, the air was too hot. But he still managed to squeak out a thank you. “That was… wonderful…” He set his paw on the bobcat’s steaming head, not minding even as his hand started to glow a bit from the heat. He fought through that. “S-sorry, don’t usually boil over like this so fast. Heehee…” Bonkers dizzily mumbled against Roderick’s chest, rolling to hit any cold spots he could feel for. “Let me up to get some ice and I’ll be ready for round two…” “Don’t even think of it!” Roderick groaned, letting his other hand settle onto the bobcat’s back and pulling him closer. It was more than a little overwhelming, but right now he didn’t even dare think of letting it go. “I needed a warm body, remember. I won’t spare a moment to let you cool now.” “Mmm…” Bonkers sighed and rolled against the reptile. “Kay, if you say so…” He lifted his head just enough to make sure Roderick could see his smile, then he thrust his hips, bringing the pair’s attention back to the three erections sitting between them. “Heehee, I think we’re in for a long night then, how about you?” Roderick just rolled his head back and sighed. He wanted to think of something dreadfully clever to respond with, but all he could manage was a quiet, “You’d best be certain of that,” before Bonkers leaned in and quieted him with a sloppy kiss. The steam was already starting to slow down, but neither intended to let the room get cold any time soon. But before that, there was a small bit of other business to attend to. “Say cheese, sirs.” The pair’s kiss was interrupted for a moment by the flash and click of a nearby camera. At some point, a turtle had wandered into the room to snap a picture of the lovers. “Good show, master.” Bonker’s eyes went wide when he noticed Tuttle standing in the doorway, nonchalantly waving the polaroid to get it developing faster. And for just a moment, he threatened to get cold, pulling away and nervously smiling at the intruder. Roderick put a stop to that right away, pulling the bobcat down to his chest before he could pull very far. “Very good, Tuttle. Now make yourself scarce before you frighten off our guest, please.” He didn’t even look at the turtle, just waving his hand and rolling his eyes dismissively. Tuttle followed the order obediently anyway. “Very well, sir. I’ll get started on dinner then, I s’pose.” With a nod, he was out of the door in a moment, leaving a bit of an annoying chill in his wake. That would have to be remedied in short order. “Well then, where were we?” Roderick turned the blushing bobcat to face him without missing a pause. And thankfully, with a bit of a shiver, Bonker’s started to glow nice and red hot again. “I believe you still have to show me just how much stamina you have in you, don’t you?” Bonkers started to sweat, but he nodded. “Heehee… sure thing, Roddy.” He leaned up and kissed the iguana once more, filling Roderick up again and making him eager for the next round already. “Just, uh, make sure I’ve got a good place in the album, okay? Promise?” Bonkers winked, and his hands began to wander downward again, caressing Roderick’s scales. Roderick nodded, then laid back. “If you insist, Bonkers, then on with the show.”