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Not that it actually happened mind you, but its more like this.\nI have been reading a lot of reddit stories about neckbeards and “nice guys” lately. For those who don't know, take Cartman from South Park and you get the general idea when they get older. If you don't watch South Park, well needless to say they are these talkative, self-important nerdy men who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm and are just unpleasant persons in general with their short sighted views and outdated opinions based on the 40s and 50s.\nI have been enjoying cringing and relating to some of these stories since I kind of was a bit of both of a nice guy and neckbeard during my school years. I can say that I have improved myself immensely and try hard not to look back in the past without cringing and I got out of the phase better than most in these stories.\nAnyway, the whole story behind this one is that during college Haruka was constantly approached by this greasy acne infested skinny brony of a person who calls himself Dash who tried to woo her with his “superior intellect” and “impressive knowledge about the Asian culture” even though Haruka is not even born in Japan, she is more like third generation and she doesn't even watch anime ever since she was a kid and it was the usual stuff like Sailor Moon, Silver Fang and Dragon Ball Z.\nIt goes on like this, Dash gets too close to Haruka, she tries to get away and tell him off and he throws a tantrum about how “the good guys never gets the girl no matter how nice and good they treat the women who needs someone to keep them safe” and all that horse puckey they ramble on about. Read any of the stories and you get the basic. While Haruka could get physical, she would be the one who get into trouble and not Dash.\nAnyway, during a college party at a friend's, the neckbeard known as Dash was not invited by anyone but in his mind he thought that the invitation didn't get to him yet and that his “sweetheart” needed to be protected from the mindless “chads” (basically guys who are more confident and better persons in general) who wants to “corrupt Haruka's fragile mind and body, Haruka decided that enough was enough with Dash's antics.\nShe quickly devises a plan with Henna and Charlene, two college friends and confronts Dash about how creepy he is towards her and that he needs to change his game otherwise girls he will try to chase after will consider to change their sexual orientation just to get away from him. Before Dash does his regular tantrum and not getting her massage, Haruka slaps his face and picks up the twin girls and tells her that they are going to have sex together and maybe that oughta teach Dash how to behave.\nLater, the girls takes pictures of themselves naked and send it to Dash's number, fully knowing that after his freakout he might be masturbating to it out of rage and spite. What he doesn't know, is that someone recorded him masturbating to it. The next day, Dash confronts Haruka in a effort to “lecture” her about the “ corrupt dangers of homosexuality” but Haruka stops him by showing him the video. While Dash is stunned, Haruka lectures that he has always been the bad guy in this story. Not her, not the twins or the one recording the video. He claims to have good intentions yet here he is, masturbating to a photo that was simply arranged and nothing more happened. Now Haruka gives Dash a choice, seek help and try to work for selfimprovement, change clothings and for all that is holy stop being such a neckbeard.\nWhether it had have worked... Well, that's for you to decide.\n\n[u][i][b]\"I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.\"[/b][/i][/u]\n[b]SoFurry:[/b] https://www.sofurry.com/view/1366786\n[b]Weasyl:[/b] https://www.weasyl.com/~theviktor/submissions/1679671/had-some-fun-without-you\n[b]Furaffinity:[/b] https://www.furaffinity.net/view/28622560/#cid:132355330\n[b]Hentai Foundry:[/b] http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/DarkPaladin300/628381/Had-Some-Fun-Without-You\n[b]Furry Network[/b]: https://beta.furrynetwork.com/artwork/fresh/?viewId=1536452&viewType=artwork\n[b]Furrific:[/b] Is that site dead now or something?", "description_bbcode_parsed": "So when I do pics, I sometimes like to tell a bit of a story behind it for you to figure out for create for yourself but I did feel like I wanted to share you the story behind this one. Not that it actually happened mind you, but its more like this.
I have been reading a lot of reddit stories about neckbeards and “nice guys” lately. For those who don't know, take Cartman from South Park and you get the general idea when they get older. If you don't watch South Park, well needless to say they are these talkative, self-important nerdy men who, through an inability to properly decode social cues, mistake others' strained tolerance of their blather for evidence of their own charm and are just unpleasant persons in general with their short sighted views and outdated opinions based on the 40s and 50s.
I have been enjoying cringing and relating to some of these stories since I kind of was a bit of both of a nice guy and neckbeard during my school years. I can say that I have improved myself immensely and try hard not to look back in the past without cringing and I got out of the phase better than most in these stories.
Anyway, the whole story behind this one is that during college Haruka was constantly approached by this greasy acne infested skinny brony of a person who calls himself Dash who tried to woo her with his “superior intellect” and “impressive knowledge about the Asian culture” even though Haruka is not even born in Japan, she is more like third generation and she doesn't even watch anime ever since she was a kid and it was the usual stuff like Sailor Moon, Silver Fang and Dragon Ball Z.
It goes on like this, Dash gets too close to Haruka, she tries to get away and tell him off and he throws a tantrum about how “the good guys never gets the girl no matter how nice and good they treat the women who needs someone to keep them safe” and all that horse puckey they ramble on about. Read any of the stories and you get the basic. While Haruka could get physical, she would be the one who get into trouble and not Dash.
Anyway, during a college party at a friend's, the neckbeard known as Dash was not invited by anyone but in his mind he thought that the invitation didn't get to him yet and that his “sweetheart” needed to be protected from the mindless “chads” (basically guys who are more confident and better persons in general) who wants to “corrupt Haruka's fragile mind and body, Haruka decided that enough was enough with Dash's antics.
She quickly devises a plan with Henna and Charlene, two college friends and confronts Dash about how creepy he is towards her and that he needs to change his game otherwise girls he will try to chase after will consider to change their sexual orientation just to get away from him. Before Dash does his regular tantrum and not getting her massage, Haruka slaps his face and picks up the twin girls and tells her that they are going to have sex together and maybe that oughta teach Dash how to behave.
Later, the girls takes pictures of themselves naked and send it to Dash's number, fully knowing that after his freakout he might be masturbating to it out of rage and spite. What he doesn't know, is that someone recorded him masturbating to it. The next day, Dash confronts Haruka in a effort to “lecture” her about the “ corrupt dangers of homosexuality” but Haruka stops him by showing him the video. While Dash is stunned, Haruka lectures that he has always been the bad guy in this story. Not her, not the twins or the one recording the video. He claims to have good intentions yet here he is, masturbating to a photo that was simply arranged and nothing more happened. Now Haruka gives Dash a choice, seek help and try to work for selfimprovement, change clothings and for all that is holy stop being such a neckbeard.
Whether it had have worked... Well, that's for you to decide.

"I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals."
SoFurry: https://www.sofurry.com/view/1366786
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~theviktor/submissions/1679671/h...
Furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/28622560/#cid:132355330
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Furry Network: https://beta.furrynetwork.com/artwork/fresh/?viewId=153...
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