Naked Pizza (Flash Fiction) By TheSteamElement Not yet, Layla thought to herself after anxiously peaking from the window. Outside she saw only the evening street, dimly lit by a sole lantern. It was silent and empty, no sign of the pizza delivery which the bunny gal was eagerly awaiting. The girl stepped away from the window and strolled across her room, enjoying the cool air on her stark naked body. She couldn’t contain a playful grin from imagining how her meeting with the delivery guy will go. He’ll knock, all tired and weary, ready for yet another mundane client, and then suddenly the door will open to reveal a fully nude bunny girl. She’ll joke around, flirt with him a bit, maybe even allow the guy to take a picture, it’s gonna be great! Layla also had the perfect looks for this stunt. Only in her early twenties, the bunny already possessed a shapely figure with alluring feminine curves which drew the gazes of all kinds of men, young and old. Especially when Layla would “forget” to wear a bra, freeing her beautiful C-cup breasts, or decided to wear short shorts to highlight her magnificent hips. The delivery guy will definitely be the luckiest one, as he’ll see everything Layla’s got all at once. This day will probably stay in his memory for months or even years to come, and the playful orange-furred bunny was all for it. It was such a crazy idea, hard to believe that it actually came to Layla during a lunchtime nap. This didn’t make it any less inspiring though. Lost in her thoughts, the bunny suddenly caught her naked reflection in a full-length mirror across the room. Layla had plenty of mirrors in her flat, looking at herself was quite pleasing to the playful girl. Today, though, it was even more than that. She kept imagining how she’ll open the door and meet a total stranger like this, all cool and shameless. Excitement kept building up inside of the bunny, she could feel her body tingle from anticipation. “Yes, hello,” Layla smirked as she playfully ran her hand through her blonde hair, “the pizza’s for me, please come in.” She took a step forward, suggestively bending her leg. Then, extended her arms as if grabbing a pizza box. She made sure to do it suddenly, so her breasts would jiggle a bit. “Oh, me?” Layla pointed at her chest with a frisky smirk on her lips, “I’m fine, just relaxing.” “Sorry!” The bunny raised her voice, “I think I don’t have the money in my pockets!” She slapped her bare hips with giggling. In her mind, the courier couldn’t decide whether to laugh as well or just keep ogling his client. “I’ll tip you!” Layla took a step away and bent over in front of the mirror, exposing her entire backside with no restraint whatsoever. “Wait a second, I’m searching for some spare change!” The bunny wiggled her butt. Of course, she did actually place some money on a very low ottoman just beside the doorway, so she could make this part more believable. Layla didn’t worry about her actions seeming staged, though, as the courier will probably be too aroused to care. Suddenly, she heard approaching steps on the staircase. Layla rushed to the window once again to check and this time, she found was she was looking for: a motorcycle with a logo of the local pizzaria was parked just beside the building. The time has come. “I’m coming!” Layla exclaimed as she heard the knock. The bunny grabbed the door handle with a deep breath and pulled it, ready to shock the unsuspecting courier. She assumed her best pose and prepared for the reaction, but then something went wrong… “Huh?!” The two female voices, one of them Layla’s, exclaimed in unison. Firstly, the courier was a girl. A yellow-furred wolf with a fit body and a daring look in her eyes, probably the same age as Layla. Secondly and more importantly, she too was completely naked, save for her red cap with a pizzeria’s logo. This wasn’t according to plan at all. The two naked girls stared at each other in disbelief, then Layla finally broke the silence. “What the hell?” She landed her hands on her majestic hips, “why are you naked? Don’t you have a uniform or something?” The wolf froze for a moment, searching for words, but soon retaliated: “…And how about you?! Waiting for the courier naked on purpose to prank them? You aren’t any better!” “This is my house and I do what I want here. This was meant to be a great experience that everyone would enjoy, but you ruined it!” Layla scoffed. “Ruined? If you wanted everything to go your way, you could’ve told us!” “And where is the surprise then? The courier had to be shocked and allured, I couldn’t warn them in advance!” Layla rolled her eyes, “besides, I couldn’t possibly expect that you’ll come here butt-naked. Who even delivers a pizza like that?” “It was a dare, okay?! I had to leave my clothes downstairs and knock on the door in my bare fur. It was supposed to be like, fun and unexpected, I’d surprise some dudes and get lots of adrenaline… And tips. No need to get all pushy!” “Pushy? I spent my money on this pizza just to live through this idea of mine, and now the opportunity is wasted!” Layla’s voice was full of irritation. “Well, I also expected to have some fun tonight, but now I’m not in the mood anymore,” the courier sighed, “you know what? Just take your damn pizza and I’ll be gone in a second!” “Oh, I hope so!” The bunny paid for her order and sent the wolfgirl away. Returning back into her room, Layla still couldn’t believe what just happened. Who even comes and ruins the fun like that? A dare to deliver the pizza in the nude, what a joke. And the that gal stood in her doorway, completely naked, without a hint of shame in her eyes, even dared to talk back to the customer! It was so arrogant of her, so daring… So confident. Suddenly, Layla’s initial anger began to subside. Of course, this wasn’t the wolfgal’s fault, it was just a coincidence. Who could’ve even predicted this? The bunny found herself laughing out loud about this dumb situation. The two weren’t so different, after all. If Layla worked in the pizza delivery, she probably would’ve done the same… Yes, mayhaps she was way too rude. There was an urge within the bunny to set things right, so she peeked out of the window in the hopes that the wolfgirl was still there. And she was, dressing up near her transport. “Hey!” Layla called, “do you have any more deliveries today?” “No, you were my last,” the wolf replied in a confused tone, “why? Want to write a complaint about me? Go ahead, I don’t care!” “No-no-no! I just wanted to ask… Do you maybe want some pizza? I won’t finish it by myself anyway!” “I mean, if you’re paying…” The courier was puzzled, but her surprise only grew when Layla suggested her to leave the clothes and come back naked. The bunny worried that the wolf would be too offended to accept, but then rejoiced as she heard the steps once again. Free pizza did wonders. “Nice choice, by the way,” the courier said as she took a bite, sharing the spicy meal with Layla on her couch, “one of the best herbi pizzas out there!” “Tastes even better when you’re in your birthday suit!” Layla exclaimed. The atmosphere was tense at first, but as time went on, the girls gradually let themselves loose. Soon, they were both laughing about this situation and freely talking about their lives. The two seemed to share much in common, including some risky exhibitionistic fantasies. When they were done with the dinner, they shared a nice hug which sealed their peace. “Thanks, I gotta go. Have to return that bike, you know,” the wolf shrugged as she went to the doorway, “I’ll be looking forward to seeing you again, though. Nice to see a kindred spirit of sorts, he-he.” “Sure! Hm… You know what?” Layla stopped the courier with a playful spark in her eyes, “do you have like thirty more minutes?” “I might… What’s on your mind?” The wolf asked in surprise. “I just thought,” Layla softly caressed her new friend’s golden fur, “I don’t feel that full. The pizza really wasn’t that big. Maybe before you go we could… Order something else? It’s on me!” “Like another delivery with a courier?” A smirk appeared on the wolf’s face as she understood where this is going. Layla gave her a large, theatrical nod. The wolf replied by throwing the exhibitionist bunny her phone. They dialed another delivery’s number, trying their best to contain the feats of naughty giggling.