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I have been standing her thinking to myself the entire time, I’m going to be late if I don’t hurry up! I quickly snatch my health class book out of my locker and slam it shut, making sure my pretty grass-green backpack with the dinosaur pins on it was still on my back. “Okay, I’m all good! Time to go and slog through health class!” Health class is one of my least favorite classes, my first being fitness whith MS. Skalbeck, or “Molly”. She likes having us call her by her first name for some reason. It’s kinda creepy if you ask me. Ugh, anyway, to health class! I run through and dodge the other students' as I make my way towards Mrs. And Mrs. Scotch, two ladies that got married just so they have an excuse to teach together, also very creepy. I really hope they don’t talk about those stds again, that was really gross. It just makes me wonder why people even have sex. We have special things that create babies for same-sex couples, why can’t the others use it?\n\nWhile I was thinking this stressful stuff, I ended up right in front of the really weird door that had health facts all over it with cartoon characters. “Ugh, here we go…just don’t roll your eyes again and you’ll be fine.” My health teachers have a nack for being a little mushy and for telling way too many puns. I took a deep breath and opened the door, only to be met with.... “Hey, Paisley! Paisley! Paaaaaisley!” An annoying pink turd. Or Terry. I really don’t like her very much, she’s always just saying random, gross things and running around screaming her head off for no reason. I pretty sure I told her that I don’t really like hanging out with her, but of course, she never listens. I glared at her with my best grumpy face and grumbled “What? Class is about to start and I need to get my books out.” She looked at me with what I think is pretend hurt on her face as she slides between me and my desk. First row fourth chair. I don’t even know why she bothers me when she sits in the very back. “Terry, knock it off, I need to sit down!” I tried going around her, but she just ended up sitting in my seat. “In a sec, I need to tell you something important! It’s about Whiley!” I stopped right as I was gonna pull her out of my seat and looked down at her. “What about Whiley? Did she do something bad again?” I keep telling her not to put sticky notes all over the teacher's computer with words like “homework is dumb” and “My mom is a better teacher than you!”\nFor some reason it’s always misspelled. Why does everyone have a problem with spelling? It’s not that hard. Anyway, I stare down Terry while she wiggles a whole bunch, likes she’s excited about something. “Hee-hee, you’re not gonna like it! Not at all! It’s soooooo bad!” Terry’s voice was always too loud, so of course all the other girls would look over or move closer, whispering mean things about Whiley. “Terry, be quite! Just tell me what you know and go back to your seat!” I hissed, all while Terry was giving me this stupid grin, like this was at all funny. “Okay, okay, geez. No need to get so snotty.” Terry suddenly stood up and leaned right next to my ear. “I heard she had sex with Ms. Molly in the locker rooms! It was reeeeeal nasty! Hee-hee!” Ugh, of COURSE it’s about sex! and of course her whispering was loud too so everyone around us heard. And OF COURSE she’s laughing like a jerk! What the heck?! Does she like trying to make me mad? I just stare at her, not believing anything she just said, because it’s Terry and she likes making things up to stir trouble.\n“Oh, yeah! I heard that too!”\n“You mean she actually did “it” with that dyke? She’s so ugly though!”\n“Yeah, I’d rather have fun-time with Ms. Freling. She’s such a babe’”\nAll the other girls were now chattering away about lewd things while I just want to sit down and forget Terry ever said anything. “Alright, great. You spread a rumor. Now can you please move before I tell the teacher on you? Again?” Terry, swearing that it isn't a rumor and that it totally happened, jumped up from my seat and jogged over to hers. Pulling out her text book like nothing happened. Ugh, why did she have to be so weird?! “You know what she said was true though right?” A really thin fany-ginger chicken girl suddenly spoke to me. “I mean, I know you heard it from Terry, but it was actually reported by another teacher, Mrs.Salvatch. I heard her on the phone with the principle during math class.” I flinched. Mrs. Salvatch might be really shy and weird, but she never spreads any rumors about anyone. She’s one of the nicest people I know! And if she’s the one reporting it, then it has to be true. I faceplamed and let out a groan. So that’s what she was doing. Cheating on me with Ms. Skalbeck. I should be more angry, but I'm really not. I’m seriously just annoyed. There’s got to be more to it, and she hasn’t even told me? Did they do something really lewd together?\nI don’t think this will get her fired though, since I think even the principle does lewed things with students. But not all teachers do, I guess, since it was reported. “Ugh, thanks for telling me Tasha. I really need to talk to Whiley now.” Before I could say anymore to her, two really cheery voices cut me off. “Hey, kids! Time to get started on you favorite subject; health!”\n“Aw, that sounds wonderful, Diana! I hope our class enjoys talking about general health and the inner workings of the body as much as we do!” I’m mean, I don’t mind math, but I don’t think anybody’s going to be as stoked as our teachers are probably pretending to be. These are the two mushy lesbians everyone really likes; ms. Diana Scotch, the strange fruit-bat with soft purple hair that wings out in the back, and who always wears weird outfite, and Mrs. Stormy Scotch, Diana’s afro-puff, really nice Flying-fox wife who always makes learning math kinda fun. She can be kinda sassy though. I sigh in relief, pulling out my math book and getting ready to do whatever our teachers are gonna teach today. “Actually Diana, I just remembered something “important” we need to discuss with the class?” Stormy looked confused only fir a sec when her eyes suddenly got big. She kinda looks… sad? “Ah yes, “that” ahem, incident. Vulgar, really.”,”And preditory.” Added Mrs. Diana, “A full grown woman should know better than to touch a child without permission!” “O-or at all! We don’t that kind of behavior children!” She said quickly, lightly pushing her wife’s arm. “Oh, yes, of course not!” she cleared her throat, “Anyhow, class, I’m sure you’ve all heard about Ms. Skalbeck and her interaction with miss Whiley. Due to this incident, she must have another adult with her at all times to prevent her misconduct. No one should be to touched without permission.”\n“Or at all, in the case of adults!”\nEveryone kinda just rolled their eyes and whispered to each other. Everyone knew a lot of the teachers here “didled” kids. But to be fair, they usually did ask permission and did stop if the kid didn’t want it anymore. At least that’s what the other girls said. I guess MS. Skalbeck was forcing? I tapped one of my fingers on my book and hummed. That could be why she got in real trouble. I really don’t want to go to her class after recess… I think we have recess next. Oh! I can use that to talk to her, we have the same lunch-time. “All right kids, that’s enough. I want you all to turn to page 312, and get your notes ready! We’ll being learning about how your body stores fat for energy today!” Stormy spoke back up and got all of our attention. I sighed. I guess I’ll have to find Whiley after class.I flipped my book open and went to page 312. I took notes as our two teacher went on and on about body stuff, making silly puns and winking at each other a whole lot. I sighed and looked around the classroom, I really wanted class to be over soon so I could talk to whiley? Oh, and Michelle too. I really don’t know what to do about that, she just keeps sending the nudes every week, and she won’t stop, even though I asked her to, like, five times. She keeps trying to get me to send pictures of my ‘gina, which is a no. She knows I have a girl friend! I mean, for now, I’m not sure if I really want to be her girlfriend anymore. Specially since there’s another girl I kinda like…we do our hair and get cute accessory together. And coffee, lots of coffee. I mean, I like coffee too as long as it’s sweet, but she likes it a lot more than me. While I was busy thinking and trying to take notes, I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I turned me head a little. “Huh? What is it?” They didn’t talk, instead they just handed me a piece of paper. After I turned pack around, I unfolded it to see what it said, “Paisley, let’s hang out at recess! I need to tell you something! – Cecilia. Ugh, someone else needs to tell me something? I hope it’s not about Whiley again. Well, it’s coming from Cecilia, so it can’t be that bad. Right?\nFinally! After millions of hours reading from our books and listening to “The wives” sappy talk, it’s finally time for recess! I have a lot of things to do. I already put my stuff in my locker, so now I’m heading for the playground. While I walk through the hallway with the rest of my class towards the stairs (It’s on the bottom floor, my classes are on the second) I try to think about what Cecilia could want to talk about? She’s the one I have a crush on. Not in a nasty way though, I just think it would be nice for us to cuddle and stuff. We’re pretty good friends, we sometimes hang out at lunch and play on the swings at recess with Whiley. I wonder if she’s going to tell me the same thing Terry did... I keep thinking really hard about what she could possibly want as we round the corner from the stairs and walk right out into the chilly air. Smacking me right in the gosh-darn face. “Ugh, it was warm a few weeks ago!” “Yeah, I know right? The weather just doesn’t want to chill out!”\nI turn just enough to see my green-eyed friend, Cecelia, jogging towards me in her creamy colored dress. I never liked dresses, but they look cute on her. “What’s up? What did you want to talk about? Is it Whiley?” Cecilia stopped a little in front of me and scrunched uo her face, like she just licked a lemon. “Uh, kinda yeah. Let’s go get on the swings before we talk about it!” She runs past me towards the swings as I slowly follow her from behind. What the heck? I cram my hands into my coat pockets, shivering. Why does everyone treat Whiley like a rotten apple? I mean, sure, she’s really rude and annoying sometimes, puts sticky notes on the teachers stuff all the time, but....she does her homework! I shook my head free of the bad thoughts. C’mon Paisley, just don’t think about it and go talk to Cecilia! After spacing out for a bit, we were suddenly at the swings, where Cecilia was just sitting there, waiting for me, looking very serious. It made me kinda nervous. “So, is something wrong? Did something really bad happen?” I took a seat on the swing next to Cecilia and rocked back and forth a little. \n“I mean, yeah! Didn’t you hear? Molly’s been touching kids and not being nice about it! I heard she made fun of another girl because she didn’t want her to touch!” I looked back at her in shock, was she actually forcing kids? I frowned. Did she do that to Whiley? “I kinda heard that, yeah. But I didn’t know she was being a bully, too! I thought she was just being too touchy!” Cecilia nodded really fast, her long, sliky hair flyingall over the place. It reminded me of cream with a little bit of chocolate in it. I leaned back and stared at her for a sec, before clearing my throat and sighing. “Well, I think she did the same thing too Whiley during our soccer practice a while ago, but she won’t talk to me about it! I actually really want to find her before recess is over so I can find out exactlly what happened!” Cecilia made another face and looked down at a dead leaf that was blowing by. “Um, yeah....about that...She wants me to tell you that...well...” She stopped for a minute before leting out a really loud sigh. “She wants me to tell you that she can’t be your girlfriend anymore because she licked Molly’s vagina and her moms’ are making her do homeschool because they don’t want Molly being a danger or somthin’.’ \n“Oh, okay.” I breathed out in relief. 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Anyway, I guess I‘m glad you’re not sad or anything.” She hopped of the swing set and twirled around towards me, with a weird smile on her face. “So, now that you don’t have a girlfriend anymore, does that mean your gonna do “sexy thing” with other girls?” I sighed in a huff. Why is it always about sex? Why can’t I get a girlfriend and we braid each others hair and watch cute dinosaur videos together? Why does it have to have sex in it? “Cecilia, I’m not just going to touch random girls. If anything I just want to cuddle, why-“\n“Hey kiddos! You aunt Molly wants to have a few words with ya!” \n“Oh! H-Hey MS. Molly!” \n“Aren’t you supposed to have someone with you?”\nWe both asked our questions at almost the same time, causing Ms. Skalbeck to laugh, and shrug her shoulders. She strides up to us with lots of piercings on her face, that weird fauxhawk hairdo and a really cooked nose. I think her species is a “bear cat”, it’s not something you see everyday. Anyway, as Molly came towards us she started to get this weird crooked smile and started pushing her really big boobs up with her crossed arms. She stopped and smiled even bigger. “Relax, kids! I just wanted to talk to ya about the whole Whiley incident.” Cecilia and I gave each other a look. Maybe she’ll say it was a misunderstanding or something. Not like I’d believe her though. Ms. Skalbeck is known not to tell tge truth a whole lot. That and she smokes cigarettes and looks like a biker according to my mom. Cecilia looked down and gently swung her foot back and forth, looking really nervous. “WW-we heard from our health class teachers, y-you made Whiley have sex with you, right?” Ms. Skalbeck made a weird chortling sound and shook her head a little. “No, No, ya sweets! I didn’t force anything. Well, I may have gotten a little handsy but she licked my vag on her own! But that’s not what I wanted to talk about exactly.” \nWe both just blinked at her. What does that mean? Did she do something else to her? Skalbecks smile somehow got wider as she took another step towards us and leaned in. She was not super close, but close enough that I could smell the burning ashy scent of cigarettes on her breath. “Ya see, Whiley is going to be homeschooled from now on due to this little misunderstanding, and I was just wondering if one you little sweets want to be aunt Molly’s little fun-time pals so I can get my name out of the mud. Plus, We’ll get to play some little games! And get some nice exercise while we’re at it! Doesn’t that sound like fun, my little sweets?” The way she said it with her eyes half closed and a weird look on her face made my fur stand up. She’s so creepy! Who would want to play games with her? “U-um, Ms. Molly...not to be rude but we’re really not interested. We have stuff to do after school and I really don’t know how playing with us will drag your name out of the mud?” I quickly nodded, agreeing with Cecilia all the way. “Yeah, I have to do homework and stuff before I do any playing anyway.” I scuffed the gleaming white snow on the ground with my foot. “And I think diddling us will only make you look worse, so...” Molly rolled her eyes so hard I was afraid they’d get stuck there.\n“Look kids, I’m just a fine lady looking for some fun, I didn’t hurt your little friend and I swear I’m not going to hurt you little girls either.” She winked at me, sticking her fat tongue out. “Besides I want to see what made Whiley decided to date a pretty thing like you!” I gaped at her. What the heck?! Is she hitting on me? Why would she do that after getting in trouble?! 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“Ugh, I still haven’t talked to Michelle about the nudes! Or Whiley! Ugh, I hope she doesn’t get mad.” It’s the middle of the day at school and I haven’t been able to talk to either of them at all. We even share two classes! Why is this so impossible? I guess I could talk to them after school, but whiley's been acting weird ever since that one soccer game last week and she swears she’ll tell me soon. But she always runs away! Did she have a weird run in with the coach? She did mention talking to her in the locker rooms. Maybe-
Before I could finish my thought, the annoying, sharp ring of the bell rang through the hallway. I have been standing her thinking to myself the entire time, I’m going to be late if I don’t hurry up! I quickly snatch my health class book out of my locker and slam it shut, making sure my pretty grass-green backpack with the dinosaur pins on it was still on my back. “Okay, I’m all good! Time to go and slog through health class!” Health class is one of my least favorite classes, my first being fitness whith MS. Skalbeck, or “Molly”. She likes having us call her by her first name for some reason. It’s kinda creepy if you ask me. Ugh, anyway, to health class! I run through and dodge the other students' as I make my way towards Mrs. And Mrs. Scotch, two ladies that got married just so they have an excuse to teach together, also very creepy. I really hope they don’t talk about those stds again, that was really gross. It just makes me wonder why people even have sex. We have special things that create babies for same-sex couples, why can’t the others use it?

While I was thinking this stressful stuff, I ended up right in front of the really weird door that had health facts all over it with cartoon characters. “Ugh, here we go…just don’t roll your eyes again and you’ll be fine.” My health teachers have a nack for being a little mushy and for telling way too many puns. I took a deep breath and opened the door, only to be met with.... “Hey, Paisley! Paisley! Paaaaaisley!” An annoying pink turd. Or Terry. I really don’t like her very much, she’s always just saying random, gross things and running around screaming her head off for no reason. I pretty sure I told her that I don’t really like hanging out with her, but of course, she never listens. I glared at her with my best grumpy face and grumbled “What? Class is about to start and I need to get my books out.” She looked at me with what I think is pretend hurt on her face as she slides between me and my desk. First row fourth chair. I don’t even know why she bothers me when she sits in the very back. “Terry, knock it off, I need to sit down!” I tried going around her, but she just ended up sitting in my seat. “In a sec, I need to tell you something important! It’s about Whiley!” I stopped right as I was gonna pull her out of my seat and looked down at her. “What about Whiley? Did she do something bad again?” I keep telling her not to put sticky notes all over the teacher's computer with words like “homework is dumb” and “My mom is a better teacher than you!”
For some reason it’s always misspelled. Why does everyone have a problem with spelling? It’s not that hard. Anyway, I stare down Terry while she wiggles a whole bunch, likes she’s excited about something. “Hee-hee, you’re not gonna like it! Not at all! It’s soooooo bad!” Terry’s voice was always too loud, so of course all the other girls would look over or move closer, whispering mean things about Whiley. “Terry, be quite! Just tell me what you know and go back to your seat!” I hissed, all while Terry was giving me this stupid grin, like this was at all funny. “Okay, okay, geez. No need to get so snotty.” Terry suddenly stood up and leaned right next to my ear. “I heard she had sex with Ms. Molly in the locker rooms! It was reeeeeal nasty! Hee-hee!” Ugh, of COURSE it’s about sex! and of course her whispering was loud too so everyone around us heard.  And OF COURSE she’s laughing like a jerk! What the heck?! Does she like trying to make me mad? I just stare at her, not believing anything she just said, because it’s Terry and she likes making things up to stir trouble.
“Oh, yeah! I heard that too!”
“You mean she actually did “it” with that dyke? She’s so ugly though!”
“Yeah, I’d rather have fun-time with Ms. Freling. She’s such a babe’”
All the other girls were now chattering away about lewd things while I just want to sit down and forget Terry ever said anything. “Alright, great. You spread a rumor. Now can you please move before I tell the teacher on you? Again?” Terry, swearing that it isn't a rumor and that it totally happened, jumped up from my seat and jogged over to hers. Pulling out her text book like nothing happened. Ugh, why did she have to be so weird?! “You know what she said was true though right?” A really thin fany-ginger chicken girl suddenly spoke to me. “I mean, I know you heard it from Terry, but it was actually reported by another teacher, Mrs.Salvatch. I heard her on the phone with the principle during math class.” I flinched. Mrs. Salvatch might be really shy and weird, but she never spreads any rumors about anyone. She’s one of the nicest people I know! And if she’s the one reporting it, then it has to be true. I faceplamed and let out a groan. So that’s what she was doing. Cheating on me with Ms. Skalbeck. I should be more angry, but I'm really not. I’m seriously just annoyed. There’s got to be more to it, and she hasn’t even told me? Did they do something really lewd together?
I don’t think this will get her fired though, since I think even the principle does lewed things with students. But not all teachers do, I guess, since it was reported. “Ugh, thanks for telling me Tasha. I really need to talk to Whiley now.” Before I could say anymore to her, two really cheery voices cut me off. “Hey, kids! Time to get started on you favorite subject; health!”
“Aw, that sounds wonderful, Diana! I hope our class enjoys talking about general health and the inner workings of the body as much as we do!” I’m mean, I don’t mind math, but I don’t think anybody’s going to be as stoked as our teachers are probably pretending to be. These are the two mushy lesbians everyone really likes; ms. Diana Scotch, the strange fruit-bat with soft purple hair that wings out in the back, and who always wears weird outfite, and Mrs. Stormy Scotch, Diana’s afro-puff, really nice Flying-fox wife who always makes learning math kinda fun. She can be kinda sassy though. I sigh in relief, pulling out my math book and getting ready to do whatever our teachers are gonna teach today. “Actually Diana, I just remembered something “important” we need to discuss with the class?” Stormy looked confused only fir a sec when her eyes suddenly got big. She kinda looks… sad? “Ah yes, “that” ahem, incident. Vulgar, really.”,”And preditory.” Added Mrs. Diana, “A full grown woman should know better than to touch a child without permission!” “O-or at all! We don’t that kind of behavior children!” She said quickly, lightly pushing her wife’s arm. “Oh, yes, of course not!” she cleared her throat, “Anyhow, class, I’m sure you’ve all heard about Ms. Skalbeck and her interaction with miss Whiley. Due to this incident, she must have another adult with her at all times to prevent her misconduct. No one should be to touched without permission.”
“Or at all, in the case of adults!”
Everyone kinda just rolled their eyes and whispered to each other. Everyone knew a lot of the teachers here “didled” kids. But to be fair, they usually did ask permission and did stop if the kid didn’t want it anymore. At least that’s what the other girls said. I guess MS. Skalbeck was forcing? I tapped one of my fingers on my book and hummed. That could be why she got in real trouble. I really don’t want to go to her class after recess… I think we have recess next. Oh! I can use that to talk to her, we have the same lunch-time. “All right kids, that’s enough. I want you all to turn to page 312, and get your notes ready! We’ll being learning about how your body stores fat for energy today!” Stormy spoke back up and got all of our attention. I sighed. I guess I’ll have to find Whiley after class.I flipped my book open and went to page 312. I took notes as our two teacher went on and on about body stuff, making silly puns and winking at each other a whole lot. I sighed and looked around the classroom, I really wanted class to be over soon so I could talk to whiley? Oh, and Michelle too. I really don’t know what to do about that, she just keeps sending the nudes every week, and she won’t stop, even though I asked her to, like, five times. She keeps trying to get me to send pictures of my ‘gina, which is a no. She knows I have a girl friend! I mean, for now, I’m not sure if I really want to be her girlfriend anymore. Specially since there’s another girl I kinda like…we do our hair and get cute accessory together. And coffee, lots of coffee. I mean, I like coffee too as long as it’s sweet, but she likes it a lot more than me. While I was busy thinking and trying to take notes, I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. I turned me head a little. “Huh? What is it?” They didn’t talk, instead they just handed me a piece of paper. After I turned pack around, I unfolded it to see what it said, “Paisley, let’s hang out at recess! I need to tell you something! – Cecilia. Ugh, someone else needs to tell me something? I hope it’s not about Whiley again. Well, it’s coming from Cecilia, so it can’t be that bad. Right?
Finally! After millions of hours reading from our books and listening to “The wives” sappy talk, it’s finally time for recess! I have a lot of things to do. I already put my stuff in my locker, so now I’m heading for the playground. While I walk through the hallway with the rest of my class towards the stairs (It’s on the bottom floor, my classes are on the second) I try to think about what Cecilia could want to talk about? She’s the one I have a crush on. Not in a nasty way though, I just think it would be nice for us to cuddle and stuff. We’re pretty good friends, we sometimes hang out at lunch and play on the swings at recess with Whiley. I wonder if she’s going to tell me the same thing Terry did... I keep thinking really hard about what she could possibly want as we round the corner from the stairs and walk right out into the chilly air. Smacking me right in the gosh-darn face. “Ugh, it was warm a few weeks ago!” “Yeah, I know right? The weather just doesn’t want to chill out!”
I turn just enough to see my green-eyed friend, Cecelia, jogging towards me in her creamy colored dress. I never liked dresses, but they look cute on her. “What’s up? What did you want to talk about? Is it Whiley?” Cecilia stopped a little in front of me and scrunched uo her face, like she just licked a lemon. “Uh, kinda yeah. Let’s go get on the swings before we talk about it!” She runs past me towards the swings as I slowly follow her from behind. What the heck? I cram my hands into my coat pockets, shivering. Why does everyone treat Whiley like a rotten apple? I mean, sure, she’s really rude and annoying sometimes, puts sticky notes on the teachers stuff all the time, but....she does her homework! I shook my head free of the bad thoughts. C’mon Paisley, just don’t think about it and go talk to Cecilia! After spacing out for a bit, we were suddenly at the swings, where Cecilia was just sitting there, waiting for me, looking very serious. It made me kinda nervous. “So, is something wrong? Did something really bad happen?” I took a seat on the swing next to Cecilia and rocked back and forth a little.
“I mean, yeah! Didn’t you hear? Molly’s been touching kids and not being nice about it! I heard she made fun of another girl because she didn’t want her to touch!” I looked back at her in shock, was she actually forcing kids? I frowned. Did she do that to Whiley? “I kinda heard that, yeah. But I didn’t know she was being a bully, too! I thought she was just being too touchy!” Cecilia nodded really fast, her long, sliky hair flyingall over the place. It reminded me of cream with a little bit of chocolate in it. I leaned back and stared at her for a sec, before clearing my throat and sighing. “Well, I think she did the same thing too Whiley during our soccer practice a while ago, but she won’t talk to me about it! I actually really want to find her before recess is over so I can find out exactlly what happened!” Cecilia made another face and looked down at a dead leaf that was blowing by. “Um, yeah....about that...She wants me to tell you that...well...” She stopped for a minute before leting out a really loud sigh. “She wants me to tell you that she can’t be your girlfriend anymore because she licked Molly’s vagina and her moms’ are making her do homeschool because they don’t want Molly being a danger or somthin’.’
“Oh, okay.” I breathed out in relief. Sure, it really sucks that Whiley has to be homeschooled now and we’ll have to ask our moms to drive us to each other's houses if we want to see each other. Which I’m not happy about. But it also means I don’t have to break up with Whiley myself AND she doesn’t have to worry about Molly picking on her. But.... I bit my lip. “I mean, I’m not happy but I was honestly thinking of doing that anyway. It still sucks though.” Cecilia looked at me, surprised. “You’re not mad? I thought you’d be super angry at her! She just ditched you! Through me! I’m kinda mad at her! And Molly! She should be much more like Mrs. Freling!” I gave her a weird look at that last part. “What does ms. Freling have to do with anything? At that, Cecilia’s face went a little red and she turned her head away from me. “N-nothing! It‘s nothing. Anyway, I guess I‘m glad  you’re not sad or anything.” She hopped of the swing set and twirled around towards me, with a weird smile on her face. “So, now that you don’t have a girlfriend anymore, does that mean your gonna do “sexy thing” with other girls?” I sighed in a huff. Why is it always about sex? Why can’t I get a girlfriend and we braid each others hair and watch cute dinosaur videos together?  Why does it have to have sex in it? “Cecilia, I’m not just going to touch random girls. If anything I just want to cuddle, why-“
“Hey kiddos! You aunt Molly wants to have a few words with ya!”
“Oh! H-Hey MS. Molly!”
“Aren’t you supposed to have someone with you?”
We both asked our questions at almost the same time, causing Ms. Skalbeck to laugh, and shrug her shoulders. She strides up to us with lots of piercings on her face, that weird fauxhawk hairdo and a really cooked nose. I think her species is a “bear cat”, it’s not something you see everyday. Anyway, as Molly came towards us she started to get this weird crooked smile and started pushing her really big boobs up with her crossed arms. She stopped and smiled even bigger. “Relax, kids! I just wanted to talk to ya about the whole Whiley incident.” Cecilia and I gave each other a look. Maybe she’ll say it was a misunderstanding or something. Not like I’d believe her though. Ms. Skalbeck is known not to tell tge truth a whole lot. That and she smokes cigarettes and looks like a biker according to my mom. Cecilia looked down and gently swung her foot back and forth, looking really nervous. “WW-we heard from our health class teachers, y-you made Whiley have sex with you, right?” Ms. Skalbeck made a weird chortling sound and shook her head a little. “No, No, ya sweets! I didn’t force anything. Well, I may have gotten a little handsy but she licked my vag on her own! But that’s not what I wanted to talk about exactly.”
We both just blinked at her. What does that mean? Did she do something else to her? Skalbecks smile somehow got wider as she took another step towards us and leaned in. She was not super close, but close enough that I could smell the burning ashy scent of cigarettes on her breath. “Ya see, Whiley is going to be homeschooled from now on due to this little misunderstanding, and I was just wondering if one you little sweets want to be aunt Molly’s little fun-time pals so I can get my name out of the mud. Plus, We’ll get to play some little games! And get some nice exercise while we’re at it! Doesn’t that sound like fun, my little sweets?” The way she said it with her eyes half closed and a weird look on her face made my fur stand up. She’s so creepy! Who would want to play games with her?  “U-um, Ms. Molly...not to be rude but we’re really not interested. We have stuff to do after school and I really don’t know how playing with us will drag your name out of the mud?” I quickly nodded, agreeing with Cecilia all the way. “Yeah, I have to do homework and stuff before I do any playing anyway.” I scuffed the gleaming white snow on the ground with my foot. “And I think diddling us will only make you look worse, so...” Molly rolled her eyes so hard I was afraid they’d get stuck there.
“Look kids, I’m just a fine lady looking for some fun, I didn’t hurt your little friend and I swear I’m not going to hurt you little girls either.” She winked at me, sticking her fat tongue out. “Besides I want to see what made Whiley decided to date a pretty thing like you!” I gaped at her. What the heck?! Is she hitting on me? Why would she do that after getting in trouble?! Cecilia tugged on my coat sleeve and began pulling me towards the blacktop. “W-well I’m sure Paisley appreciates the compliment, but I think recess is almost over.” I nodded so hard I thought would pop off. “Yeah, and besides, Whileys not my girlfriend anymore. So there!” We both rushed pass ms.Skalbeck as I felt a weird shiver as she shouted after us. “Alright, I’ll be waiting in the locker rooms after lunch! Don’t be late kid!”
Right as we entered the blacktop, my heart skipped a beat when I sae another girl waiting for us. “ Hey Paisley! I was looking for you!” and that girl Michelle. Ugh, well at least I can talk to her and deal with Molly at lunch, right?


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