“Keldeo is a raging gay and nobody can tell me otherwise.” “I completely agree. Hear me out… he doesn’t fuck Virizion and that’s all the proof I need.” “TRUUUE! He’d totes go big gay on Umbreon though.” “Umbreon would fuck Keldeo. But he’s also gives off the vibes of the kinda guy who’d unironically say ‘I am 100% straight’ while balls deep in another guy.” “Arceus, he so would~ He’d either be a complete closet gay in denial or openly calling himself straight while also openly having gay sex~” “Umbreon would totes be a hard top and Keldeo a complete sub. Ain’t no way some My Little Pony lookin’ ass pony boy with hair and booty like his gonna try and tell me he’s not only straight but also a top.” “Keldeo absolutely would get off on being rough fucked and getting his hair pulled.” “I’d fuck the hell out of a Keldeo boy.” “I’d watch you fuck the hell out of a Keldeo boy~” Pikachu and Flaaffy were sat together, letting their headcanons and fantasies run wild as they watched anime together. The two were having another binge watching session and currently three seasons deep into Gates to Infinity. The two had a clear favorite in Keldeo, a mythical Pokemon native to the Unova region with close ties to the Swords of Justice, one of which, Virizion, being another major character in the anime. “Would you let Keldeo fuck you, Flaaffy?” “Not even a question, of course I would~ We’d sandwich that cute bubble butt pony and take him on the ride of his life~” The electric sheep cooed at the thought of having such a hung and submissive male like Keldeo go balls deep in him, punching away at his depths from Pikachu’s pounding at the pony’s own ass. “I’m sure you’d fuck him good and rough too, wouldn’t ya~? Your slams making him slam me, it’d be like you’re fucking me through fucking him~” Flaaffy smirked, turning to face Pikachu with a playfully raised brow. Pikachu went red at that thought. Pounding Flaaffy through pounding Keldeo… his favorite anime character’s plump ass and Flaaffy’s juicy, bootiful booty… “Yeah? Might have to have you both fucked senseless on my dick for that matter~” Pikachu decided to tease back, watching the sheep’s cheeks go red. “Maybe we’ll even spitroast ya, huh~? Eat out my nut in that pony ass while I go down on you missionary~” Flaaffy’s face went completely red as Pikachu turned the tables on him. “O-oh yeah? W-well I bet if Keldeo and I were side by side, asses up, y-you’d pick me first every time~ No way you could resist all of my wobbly sheep meat plapping and clapping against your hips~” Flaaffy licked his lips, growling sultrily and giving Pikachu a soft and playful nudge. “That goes without saying, Flaaffy~” Pikachu retorted, his smirk widening, “You could be lined up with every big ass, male and female alike, in this entire town and you’d be my first and only~” Now Flaaffy was at a complete loss for words. It’s one thing to tease each other with their desires and fantasies but that was going a bit far! His first and [I]only[/I]? Would Pikachu really not take anyone else if Flaaffy were an option? The Alpha with a libido that doesn’t know the meaning of quit or exhaustion, not going down the line of fat asses and tight pussies… just grabbing Flaaffy and going, them and only them rutting and mating for as many hours as it takes to tame the untameable… “Y-you… w-well I… you..!” Flaaffy couldn’t think straight anymore. The thought stuck to his head, the images started playing out. Just the two of them… mating, making love, being ravaged for hours by the best cock in town—in the whole region, even! Then he started thinking of how jealous Keldeo would be if it were the three of them, going from the pony taking a rutting from the chu while burying his load in the sheep only to have to watch the two of them fuck and fuck and fuck as if Keldeo were never there. He’d probably be so envious, so jealous that he’s not getting his own bubble butt jiggled like Flaaffy’s would… gosh, that would be so hot! It’d make Flaaffy grip him tighter, milk that handsome chu, beg for a litter, beg to be filled, beg for babies! “Oohh please get me pregnant, Bikaboo~!” Without realizing it, Flaaffy had blurted it out loud, his face steamed up and lost in his lustful fantasies. His eyes shot open, locked on Pikachu’s own wide eyed gaze before they went half-lidded and that oh so mischievous smirk of his came back. Uh oh… now he’d done it, ain’t no way Pikachu was gonna let him live this one down. “What was thaaaaat, Flaaffles~?” Pikachu leaned up against the sheep, taunting the absolutely flustered to hell electric-type in a sing song voice. “You want me to do whaaaat~?” “N-NOTHING!! NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!” Flaaffy grabbed a couch pillow and started whacking the laughing mouse with it. Why did he have to go and say that out loud?? Right in front of him of all ‘mon no less! “Oh relax, Flaff~” Pikachu caught the pillow and yoinked it out of Flaaffy’s paws before setting it aside. He got up onto the sofa and grabbed the sheep, pinning him down and getting on top of him with a low growl. “I ain’t gonna tease ya for that…” He leaned down towards the embarrassed sheep, their lips mere inches apart as he whispered sensually to him. “I want it as badly as you do…” And then he stole a kiss. Deep and firm, tender and passionate, Flaaffy’s arms wrapped around Pikachu’s waist, pulling him closer, their moans immediate and their tongues greeting in an elegant dance between their mouths. Eyes closed and desire took over, lust driving the two forward. In this moment, nothing mattered but the two of them, the faint white noise of the anime playing in the background as their kiss persisted, tasting one another while their paws roamed and caressed each other’s figures. Flaaffy squeezed at Pikachu’s upper back, hugging him tight and digging his fingers into the soft fur. If he had claws, he’d probably scratch down the chu’s back like a lover in heat but simply combing downward would have to get a similar message across. Pikachu’s paws were at the male’s waist, so wide, so soft… Flaaffy’s figure truly was peak pear shaped, bottom heavy perfection. His feminine physique could—no it [B]did[/B] put so many women’s sex appeal to shame for him. If he didn’t know the sheep, he’d probably assume off appearance that he was a very fertile female prime for breeding with hips, ass, and thighs like these. But… he was a male. A beautiful, outstanding male in body and personality alike. And Pikachu would [I]still[/I] knock him up through and through if he could. Especially with the way his girth pulsed strongly against Flaaffy’s own, their hips pressing, grinding into each other, moaning into their kiss through their frottage. It was like electric all over again, the spark these two felt as they made love and tempted each other unlike anything either of them could ever experience with anyone else. Pikachu couldn’t describe it, but the feeling of their lips pressed like this was truly out of this world, a sensation that he would give everything up for to experience forever. Simply put, kissing Flaaffy alone was better than any sex. Flaaffy could say the exact same. Nothing could compare to the closeness and intimacy of just being near Pikachu. His heart pounded in his chest, their heart rates matched as if they’d become one. They understood each other and what they desired without needing to say a word. Pikachu knew he shouldn’t, Flaaffy knew they couldn’t. But everything in both of them said to do it now. As the sheep’s legs were held and raised, put into position with Pikachu’s hips drawing back, the two of them trembled and gasped when the mouse’s girthy tip sank between those mountainous ass cheeks to kiss against the warm, moist pucker within that sweaty butt crevice. Both of them were ready, they were needy, they wanted nothing more than to have sex here and now. But… “Mmnh...nhaaah… N-no…” Flaaffy moaned as the kiss was broken. Gazing into each other’s eyes, longing for one another, wanting this so badly, they resisted the desire, the need to finally seal the deal. Pikachu nodded, he understood as well, pulling away, both trembling as they embraced tightly and kissed again, though a much quicker peck than their previous full on frenching session. Both were panting, breathing heavily as if they’d just finished a rut, the leak of precum from both of them making the air muskier around them. “Aahhn~!” Their heads both turned towards the television at the sudden sound of a [I]very[/I] sultry and pleasurable moan from Keldeo. “You’re doing great, keep playing it up.” From behind Keldeo was Umbreon, pressed up on the male from behind, practically mounting him while biting and nibbling the femboy’s neck and whispering into his ear. The pair were in front of a Kyurem who seemed to be inspecting them with high suspicions. “You’re a dirty girl aren’t you, honey? Wanting to prove our love for each other in this manner to Kyurem~” “Th-there’s no better way—mmnnh~!—to prove our f-feelings for each other to someone than… m-mnyaaa~… t-to make love, U-Umby-kins..!” Keldeo moaned out, his pleasured tone a bit too real to be just an act that they were putting on to distract the vicious ice legendary. They were only supposed to keep his attention while their friends snuck into the beast’s base of operations, posing as sweethearts only for Kyurem to demand they prove they’re truly lovers. Keldeo had proposed they ‘mate’ with each other and Umbreon had been a bit skeptical of the idea at first, trying to prove through other means like a kiss or something instead. But after convincing the dark-type that pretending to have sex would be the best means of gaining Kyurem’s trust, Umbreon had reluctantly agreed. Though not without wondering how any of this would come to mean anything in the first place if they were simply supposed to distract Kyurem and nothing more. They could’ve been like a traveling circus act or something, not gay boyfriends. Although, Umbreon had to admit that Keldeo’s soft, warm body felt really… nice to mount and press against. And that ass, plump and soft pressing against his sheath a bit… too often. Weren’t they supposed to be pretending to have sex? Why’s he grinding on him so much? And why’s he moaning like that? They’re just acting, right?? Keldeo’s just playing it up, those neck bites and husky growls from Umbreon were just an act… he wasn’t actually trying to rile up the beautiful, feminine mythical, r-right? “He probably kept telling himself that this was all an act~” Flaaffy giggled at the Umbreon in the anime. All the looks on his face of doubt and confusion, questioning how much of this was actually an act until it all finally led up to the point that both of them had forgotten they were pretending to be in love. Now he was properly pumping Keldeo’s plump ass and both were a moaning mess of bliss, french kissing and fucking in front of a now very aroused and intrigued Kyurem who also thought it was all just some weird and stupid ploy. But if they weren’t lovers, they wouldn’t actually be going to town like this in front of him… Kyurem was well aware that Umbreon was straight. Or at least that’s what he thought until this happened. But… he damn sure wasn’t gonna stop them, Keldeo’s moans alone were arousing as hell but seeing that femboy pony take a rutting to his jiggly fat ass by that hung male’s big black cock… “Alright, don’t stop now…” Kyurem hissed quietly, feeling the pulse and throb of his rigid girth beneath his massive body. If only he had larger arms so he could masturbate… “Damn… maybe Umbreon [I]is[/I] gay, huh? Ain’t no way a straight guy would play that far into an act to actually start fucking~” Pikachu snickered then looked over at Flaaffy. The two of them were still laying together, cuddled up with their idle erections frotting and throbbing together. Arceus, the moment felt so right to have sex, to take Flaaffy like Umbreon took Keldeo. But they couldn’t. Pikachu had a challenge to finish. And even if he didn’t, even if they could fuck any time, the moment wasn’t right. The setting had to be perfect. It had to be natural. They couldn’t force it or let some outside influence make them do it. It would be their first time having sex together and they both knew that their friendship would never be the same after. They couldn’t deny it, they wouldn’t. They were ready and wanted it. Pikachu’s heart started racing. He couldn’t look away from Flaaffy. Every moment they spent together like this, sexual or not, the sheep just became more beautiful to him. There was no beating around the bush anymore. He’s in love with Flaaffy too.[I] When the time is right…[/I] Flaaffy caressed Pikachu’s cheek gently. He wanted it just as much, oh how desperately he wished they’d just mate already. Nothing in the world would be any better than finally being taken by the chu and being together. But it had to be the perfect moment. Their first time together deserved so much more than just being some quick fling, a heat of the moment instance. It had to be intense, romantic, passionate, engaged by pure love and emotion. That would be the time that things change forever… [I]Because Pikachu doesn’t know… that I’m fertile… and our egg groups are compatible...[/I]