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  "writing": "[b][center]Yoshi’s Big Blast[/center][/b]\n\nNovember 30th. A frustrated groan rumbled quietly in Yoshi’s throat, his quivering pupils struggling to avoid wandering to unwelcomed places. Of all the places they could’ve gone out to eat lunch, why [I]here?[/I] It’s not like they were aware of him partaking in the No Nut November challenge this year so this was purely coincidence. Or maybe it wasn’t.\n\nSurrounding him at the dining table were four friends of his, a yellow yoshi named Orange–his nose has a unique gradient to it that makes it look like the fruit–his closest friend and partner, Birdo, Boshi, and a pink rex named Rosemary, Rose for short.\n\n“Tell me again… why did we come to Pounders for lunch?” Yoshi questioned with a flustered groan, his gaze constantly stuck on the plethora of plump asses, thick thighs, and skimpily dressed yoshi, birdo, and rex waitresses and waiters skating around the restaurant. The employee uniform did wonders for all of those wide hipped femboys, caked up bottoms, and voluptuously MILFy females–an egg-white colored, sleeveless, body hugging midriff with the restaurant logo “POUNDERS” written on it in a green yoshi egg pattern with choice of either matching green booty shorts or miniskirt.\n\n“They have a new discount deal every Friday starting today!” Rose responded, his flamboyant tone full of sultry excitement, “Every Friday from 3PM to 6PM is 50% off~ They call it the Freaky Friday Happy Hours becaaauuuuse…” Yoshi tilted his head, leaning forward a bit in his seat with curiosity.\n\n“B..because..?” He egged on. The rex giggled when their waiter came back around to deliver their drinks. He was a stunningly attractive red yoshi with killer hips made for pulling and tugging into heavy doggystyle slams. His ass, appropriately plump to match those hips, were squished deliciously in his green booty shorts. He gave everyone a sweet smile and pointed to his nametag for them–Medley–his lidded eyes showing off purple eyeshadow while he batted his lashes seductively at everyone with an extra special wink directed at Rose. He swooned over the beautiful yoshi then, without warning, pulled the waiter in and stole his lips in a deep kiss. The waiter wrapped arms around Rose, happily indulging as if the two were lovers ready to go rounds in their bedroom. The yoshi waiter plopped himself right onto Rose’s lap, his mountain of ass being grabbed by the wanton rex kneading digits into all that booty meat, snarls of want rumbling between the two gay dinosaurs. Bulges pressed against each other and their hips began to stir and roll, grinding into one another in a shameless display of pure lust.\n\nBirdo watched with aroused, starry eyed glee at the gay love happening in front of her while Orange whipped out his phone and hit record, Boshi just looking on with an amused grin at their overly gay good friend’s… gayness, to put it simply. Their tongues wrestled passionately with sultry sounds of pleasure between the two, Rose giving the Medley’s huge ass a firm smack that won a slutty moan out of the horny waiter who bucked his bulge against the rex’s own in return. Eventually, the two lovebirds stopped going at each other like bitches in heat, breaking the kiss with strings of saliva connecting their maws together. Rose turned his attention back to a [I]very[/I] flustered and now sweaty looking Yoshi whose eyes frantically shifted left and right from staring at the two making out to trying to look at [I]anything[/I] that wasn’t horny. Unfortunately, finding something not horny in the horniest restaurant in the entirety of Dinosaur Land was like finding a piece of hay in a needle stack.\n\n“Becaaause… it’s 50% off eating [I]and[/I] breeding~” Rose finally finished, cooing and nuzzling noses with their waiter lovingly. Medley drew heart shapes on Rose’s chest with his fingers, purring happily and engaging in another more intimate and passionate kiss with the pink rex. While they occupied each other, the rest of them took their drinks off the tray, watching their friend go at it with the waiter.\n\n“I-is this a normal thing?” Yoshi questioned, unable to resist watching his friend make out with the other yoshi. Yoshi closed his legs, trying to conceal the raging erection between his legs. He thanked the stars that he decided to wear shorts today, hiding himself from the public eye–with the tent in his shorts, there wasn’t much to hide though. He bit his lip, feeling so hot and bothered in a place like this. Why did he even agree to come here? He could’ve made up some excuse, too busy, going to the Mushroom Kingdom to visit Mario, he’s sick, anything! Instead, being the nice, sweet, and honest guy he is, he happily agreed to lunch with his friends at Pounders despite knowing this place’s reputation for being a [I]very[/I] sexually open eating establishment. And when they say sexual, they mean it. It’s not just about showing off sex appeal with skimpy uniforms and seductive, flirty employees. It was Yoshi’s first time eating at Pounders so he wasn’t sure just how far their slogan, “Pounding meat from both ends” actually went.\n\nHe got his answer when they first arrived for their Freaky Friday Happy Hour. The second they stepped inside the place, the front desk clerk was bent over the counter by a co-worker, her breasts spilled out of her top and being fondled by the frisky male birdo behind her while he pistoned her sopping wet cunt without a second thought. She didn’t even try to act professional, moaning her way through the whole greeting song and dance. Instead of walking them to their seats, she offered them five menus and told them they could sit anywhere they wanted, obviously too drunk on sex to stop her partner from digging out her insides to do her job. His hard groans as they started walking into the restaurant made it clear he was cumming inside her at that moment, pouring thick, ropey rounds of fresh seed into the yoshi clerk’s unprotected womb. And then they kept fucking, throwing her up onto the counter and locking lips in a very intimate and vicious missionary rut.\n\nYoshi’s cock has been throbbing angrily ever since they entered Pounders. If it weren’t the sounds of sex then it was the thick pheromones in the air, all the smells of wet cunt and hard cocks, sweet musk permeating the air like a thick perfume. Everyone in there was horny to some degree, even Boshi, the usually stoic and serious yoshi that he is, shamelessly sported a vein-kissed hard on. Hell, he even got his dick sucked at one point by a completely different waiter than their own, some top heavy himbo rex with a heart as sweet and pure as he was studly and buff.\n\n“I can still take–mmnnh–your order, sweeties. Aahh~ Just give it to me–nnhff baby, yes–give it to me straight. I’ll remember it~” Medley spoke up, moaning and quivering in Rose’s embrace, his back pressed against the rex and whimpering from the neck bites and nibbles while his twitchy cock was being stroked by his lover. Rose’s length ground into and between those huge ass cheeks of his, hotdogging the yoshi while pumping his needy rod, both males getting off with intimate huffs and loving praises shared between each other.\n\n“Fuck, you’re anything [I]but[/I] straight, boo-boo~” Rose purred sultrily, lapping at the bite marks he left on Medley’s neck. “Look atchu, just grindin’ on me like you need it [I]baaad~[/I]”\n\n“Huunnhhn if I didn’t have orders to take to the kitchen–mmnhh–I’d be riding you now~” Medley commented with a moan and giggle, bucking his hips between fucking the rex’s soft hand and grinding that massive butt of his on the fat dick between his plump mounds. Yoshi and the others wrote down their orders on the waiter’s notepad, letting Rose have his way with the needy male. Orange, his erection audibly thudding against the underside of the table with its powerful throbs, grew impatient with his need for release and scooted under the table to slither over to the other side and out into the open walkway.\n\n“Room for one more, loves~?” He giggled then took the initiative, catching the red yoshi’s lips in a deep kiss of his own. Rose smirked, immediately encouraging the two to go at it, letting go of Medley’s cock and letting the two dino boys grind and frot their dicks together, lathering each other up in precum while their tongues rolled and wrestled passionately. Rose positioned his hands on the waiter’s waist, lifting him up and aiming for that taut, warm rim of his before bringing that ass back down, sinking easily inside his hot tunnel. Moans rang out from all three of them as they went at it fully, a hot and gay threesome heavy with the stank of musk radiating off of their sweaty bodies.\n\nYoshi bit his lip, his own cock pulsing and throbbing, demanding to join in on all the fun. He’d been flirted with by quite a few passing waiters and waitresses and almost had a steamy run-in with a black rex when he went to the bathroom, the overly affectionate dino managing to at least get one hell of a french kissing session out of Yoshi. Oh stars, he wanted to just fuck that rex more than anything in that moment, such a mind blowing kiss they shared, the way his soft, pudgy body pressed against against Yoshi’s own slightly pudgy figure, the squish of his heated cock against their soft bellies electrifying his body with pleasure. He was so tempted to start thrusting and frotting with that rex but just barely escaped failing his No Nut November challenge in there, using every ounce of willpower to defy his desire to have sex. After all, it’s the last day of the challenge, what kind of fool would he be to come so far just to throw it all away? Suffice to say, he leaked a fuck ton of precum on that rex during the kiss, though.\n\nYoshi looked at the clock on the wall. 5:12PM. [I]7 hours. 7 hours, Yoshi. Keep your head in the game. Finish this meal, go home, and just [/I][B][I]wait.[/I][/B] Yoshi closed his eyes and took a deep breath. His attempt to clear his mind resulted in lacing his bloodstream with the fiery aroma of literal dozens of dinosaurs and their arousal. He groaned, slamming his face on the table in defeat.\n\nMedley, busy with his delightful threesome between Rose and Orange, passed on his notepad to a waitress passing by, the female birdo knowing just what he was asking of her and nodding at her co-worker, skating off with their order to the kitchen. Now he could focus entirely on frenching the yellow yoshi while bouncing his doughy ass on Rose’s lap with shameless moans, loud and full of bliss. It’s not like they had to be discreet about it–Yoshi could see two male yoshi waiters spitroasting a female birdo on another table, pistoning into her with animalistic grunts while she took them both like a bitch in heat. Yoshi needed to get out of there badly, but he couldn’t just get up and leave his friends like that. Besides, he already placed an order so he had to pay his share.\n\n“Yoshi, dear, are you alright?” Yoshi lifted his head off the table at the sound of Birdo’s sweet voice and concern. He looked up at her, blushing a little and giving her a reassuring smile.\n\n“Y-yeah, I’m OK, Birdo. Just, err…” He wasn’t sure what to say. Should he tell her? Make something up? He didn’t really have a reason or any benefit in lying but he also didn’t want to make Rose and Orange feel bad for having sex right in front of him during his challenge. He motioned Birdo to come closer, the two leaning towards each other so he could whisper it to her. “I’m just… I-I’ve been doing the No Nut November challenge thingy this month and, uh, well we’re kinda… [I]here[/I] and all.” Birdo’s eyes lit up and she blushed brightly. Suddenly, certain habits of his all month started to make sense to her.\n\n“Ooohh~ Yoshi, honey~ I guess that explains why you’ve been making up excuses to not have sex with me all month~” She giggled then blew him a kiss. “Why didn’t you just say so, dear? You know I wouldn’t judge you for something like that.”\n\n“Y-yeah, I know… but if I told you then we wouldn’t have come here and you and Rose were really excited to eat here today. I don’t wanna take that away from you just cus I…” Yoshi’s blush darkened, a potent flex pulsing through his erection. He shuddered with a quiet groan, “Gghh… c-cus I’m abstaining for the month.” Birdo swooned and nuzzled her partner lovingly, lifting the dino’s chin and kissing his cheek.\n\n“Oh honey, you’re too sweet~ You really didn’t have to put yourself through this just for us. You could’ve lied and said you were going to visit Mario or something~” Yoshi’s face slumped. Damn. She just [I]knows[/I] him like that, huh? No wonder he loved her so much. “Wait… so that spa trip we all took last week, that sauna orgy we all got in with the other patrons, you just–”\n\n“Sat there and watched it all.” Yoshi nodded, his face as red as the yoshi getting spitroasted on their table now. “With the hardest, ragingest, achingest boner… like I kinda have right now.” Birdo giggled again at her partner’s expense, patting his head reassuringly.\n\n“Baby, you’re too generous for your own good.” She cooed sultrily, scooting around to the other side of the booth to brush herself up against her man playfully. “Well, baby. Since you insist on being my big sweet altruist, how about I make it up to you?” She pressed a finger on yoshi’s tip, teasingly pressing down on it before letting go and watching it bounce around like a door stop. “Starting tomorrow, you and me… we’re gonna [I]fuck.[/I] We’re gonna [I]fuck[/I] like animals. You’re gonna pull my bow and [I]fuck[/I] me till my cervix gives out. You’re gonna pour every last rope into my womb. [B]And then you’re gonna do it again and again[/B] until the calendar says [B][I]January~[/I][/B] That sound fair to you, lovemuffin~?” Yoshi’s nostrils flared, steam pouring from them with a hearty exhale. His pupils were dilated, his entire face shaded in a deep red blush. His entire body ignited with arousal and he almost pounced Birdo right then and there. He sat stiff as a board, not trusting his body to move the way he wanted it to. He knew if he tried anything, his instincts would take charge and Birdo would be right next to their waiter, her pussy being drilled open by a vicious beast in rut. So he just nodded.\n\n“Good boy~” She brushed against him teasingly again, just a little more torment before returning to her side of the booth next to Boshi. In the meantime, while waiting to get her insides rearranged by her mate tomorrow, she decided to occupy Boshi under the desk, jerking him off to their two gay friends hilted and groaning aloud, pouring their rounds into the waiter getting jerked off furiously by Rose. Medley drank every gloopy spurt Orange pumped down his throat, slurping loudly at his cock the whole time he got his throat swabbed with cum. Rose ground and buck against his huge ass, each balls deep thrust spilling another mess of semen inside that fat ass, his hand reaching around the femboy to pump him and milk the ropes out of the submissive yoshi as well. All three of them were a moaning mess, sharing in their orgasms together with Birdo cheering them on and Boshi too busy groaning and leaning back in his seat from Birdo’s handjob. Yoshi stared on in silence, his dilated pupils almost staring through his friends instead of at them as they practically bred the waiter from both ends.\n\nMedley slurped Orange’s cock clean, making sure not a drop of cum got on the table. As for the floor, that was a different story, messy semen coating the floor beneath the table while runny streams of Rose’s sperm dribbled in excess from the yoshi’s flooded hole, running down his taint and balls, inner thighs and legs, puddling and dripping between the fucked silly yoshi’s trembling legs. Rose slid out of that warm, gloopy boypussy slowly, enjoying the final clenches of his lover before freeing himself with a wet pop and a single rope of nut shot into that cum gushing gape of his. Orange slid Medley off of his dick as well, his spent dick flopping on the waiter’s face with a satisfied throb. None of the three males softened after their rut but were plenty happy with the results, the rich stank of sex heavy in the air keeping their arousal sky high despite their exhaustion from a good fuck. As Medley shakily lifted himself off the table, the birdo waitress from earlier returned with their meals, setting the trays down one by one with her eyes trained on the island’s well-known sun shades wearing blue badass getting his dick jerked off by Birdo, her hungry stare watching that girthy spire of meat flex and pulse, glistening with precum and plump, heavy balls looking so full and ready to empty themselves.\n\n“Enjoy your meals, cuties~ And I think I’ll have myself an early lunch break~” Birdo smirked and let go of Boshi’s dick, knowing just what the busty birdo gal wanted and let her go down on the male. Boshi’s husky grunts and clenched teeth showed signs of his nearing climax and the voluptuous waitress’ slobbery maw swallowing him up didn’t help the male hold back the inevitable at all. He grunted hard, grabbing the back of the gal’s head and face fucked her without a second thought. She moaned and took it happily, her sex dripping juices on the floor with a hand reaching back to finger herself furiously while being used like a fleshlight by the needy dinosaur.\n\n“Rrrhh… fffuck! I fuckin’ love this joint… shhiiit..~” Boshi hissed sharply in a harsh whisper, a few more hearty throbs coursing through his cock before feeding the slutty waitress a fresh bout of sticky, gooey seed. Boshi’s cock shot hard, hosing down that squelchy birdo maw with his rich ball batter, the male’s fat sac tightening up against his taint with jumping pulses that emptied out a healthy serving of cum for the hungry birdo to drink down happily. She dug three fingers in herself, violently digging into her walls and pushing them as deep as possible, her eyes rolling up between the smell and taste of Boshi and her already heavily aroused body getting her cunt spread and fucked by her thick digits. She came with ease all over the floor, squirting and squelching her nectar to add to the puddles of cum below. After she drank Boshi’s load down, the slut dropped her front to the ground and began slurping up the cocktail of seed and juices into her greedy maw, her stubby tail wagging with glee as she fed on the delicious flavors of sex. Once she had her fill, the waitress was off and back to her duties, Medley sharing another sultry kiss with Rose before doing the same, both carrying themselves with an extra pep in their step.\n\n“Oh, that Medley is [B]so[/B] dreamy~” Rose sighed with longing eyes fixed on the yoshi waiter until he disappeared behind employee-only doors. Hearts practically danced in his eyes while his tail wagged with happiness. “I always imagined myself living a love life with a fellow swinger, two gay dinos, the talk of the town with our tails raised and hips bumpin’~ Think I wanna ask him on a date after he gets off so I can get [I]him[/I] off again~”\n\n“Go for it, man.” Orange encouraged, patting the rex on the back. “You two were way into each other, that ain’t no simple exchange you two had there~ Y’all were neckin’ like hubbies!”\n\n“Mmmyeeeaah~ He had such soft and sweet lips. I could taste his lunch over all the cum flavors. Haaaah… he had a peachy apple berry salad~” Rose rested his head on his hands, lost in his affections for the red yoshi with a romantic coo. “I’m [I]so[/I] glad we both agreed on this place, Birdo, baby~ I wasn’t expecting to find love at first kiss and yet… heeeere I aaaam~” Rose sang longingly, already missing the gentle touch and caress of their waiter all over him. Birdo giggled at her rex friend then turned her attention to Yoshi with wanting eyes. Oh how she couldn’t wait for him to touch her all over like that. Day after day. Week after week. For an entire month.\n\nThe rest of their lunch together went on fairly uneventful save for Rose and their waiter making out again when he came back around to give them refills. And then they made out. [I]Again.[/I] When he came back to give them the check. He also asked the yoshi out and, unsurprisingly, got a big, happy yes out of the dino. [B]And then they made out. [I]Again.[/I][/B] After paying their shares, Birdo, Boshi, Orange, and Yoshi left with Rose staying behind, waiting faithfully for Medley to finish his shift so the two could do who knows what together. If Yoshi had any guesses, a lot of sex was going to be involved. But that wasn’t any of his business. He had his own matters to take to. With fresh air hitting all of their lungs, the lot of them began to slowly recover from the nonstop adrenaline rush of sex and lust, though Yoshi was doing much worse than the rest of them. With so much pent up arousal churning in his balls, Yoshi’s tent refused to go soft. Orange and Boshi chalked it up to Yoshi just taking a bit longer and being the only one who didn’t see any action in the restaurant so he was just still horny. Oh if only they knew.\n\nBirdo knew. But she didn’t say anything. She teased and tempted him enough, she had nothing to gain from doing it more. In fact, she even backed up his predicament to help the poor dinosaur get himself home and out of sight with that raging hard on of his.\n\n“Well boys, that was some nice dining~ Definitely oughta go again another Friday. In the meantiiiime~” She wrapped her arms around Orange and Boshi with a smirk. “How’s about we three hit the movies? The evening’s still young and I still wanna hang! Poor ol’ Yoshi won’t be able to come though, he’s got company coming tomorrow and needs to do some home cleaning, ain’t that right~?” She turned to him and winked, blowing him a kiss. Yoshi bit his lip. She… wasn’t wrong. Birdo made her plans clear to him, she’ll be having sex with him tomorrow–no, she’s going to make him [I]fuck[/I] her tomorrow, so she will be coming by. He scratched the back of his head with a sheepish chuckle, his cock throbbing and staining his shorts with precum.\n\n“U-uhh… y-yeah! My house is uhh, i-it’s a mess… like… like a [I]big[/I] mess. I kinda… uh, g-gotta clean up! Don’t wanna look like a slob, eh heh heh!... Eh heh… s-see ya!” The green dino bolted away before he could make a fool of himself any longer. He made a mad dash for home, fortunately not too far away from Pounders. His nonstop sprint went on for about 5 minutes when his house came into view down the hill. One final stretch and he was home free, the door slammed shut behind him, gasping and heaving for air.\n\n“F-fuck… home…” Yoshi panted, his attention turning south to the tent in his shorts. He reached out with shaky hands, grabbing at the waistband and slowly, tantalizingly peeling them outward. His base came into view, thick and meaty with a bulging vein trailing up his rigid pole. His cock, white as his belly, flexed angrily, a sea of musky air wafting from within his shorts and hitting the dino’s nose with the strength of a pickup truck. He shuddered, his own aroma potent enough to lure himself in, getting even hornier off of his essence. He pulled his shorts down a bit, watching his cock bend slightly against the fabric until they came down enough that it sprung out and fling a rope of pre across the hallway floor, another bead oozing from his tip and dangling low. He groaned out, the sight of his raging erection one to behold. Oh, how badly he wanted to plunge it inside something warm and wet, but he wasn’t free yet. He still had about 5 hours until midnight.\n\n“Come on… distract yourself, Yoshi. Uh… g-games. Video games, I can play something. Watch… watch a movie, maybe? 5 hours… 5 hours, 5 hours…” He bit his lip, looking down at his trembling hands. All he wanted to do was masturbate and cum, cum buckets, gallons all over the place. He was ready to ruin his bedroom. “I-I can’t… not yet, ffffff… not yet, hhuuuhhggghh…” Yoshi slapped his cheeks a couple times to snap himself out of his horny trance. The shorts came off and he was as naked as the day he hatched, scurrying upstairs to his bedroom. He hopped into his chair and slid up to the computer desk, straight to Lakitube to watch videos and try and take his mind off of his perpetually twitchy boner.\n\nThree hours of various content, video skits, let’s plays, content creator stream highlights… and Yoshi’s cock was still as twitchy as ever. His sex drive refused to let up, at the highest peak and demanding relief. No matter how much he tried to focus on the videos, he always had that nagging in the back of his mind, an occasional flash of raunchy imagery in his head. Birdo’s fat, soft ass hotdogging him while he feels up her chest, her warm throat milking his tip with sloppy gulps and swallows, her soft pussy wrapped around every inch of him, tip kissing her cervix and spilling his rich, virile white inside her. Hell, fantasies of all of his friend group invaded his mind–Rose and himself in a 69, feeling each other’s hefty throbs pumping globs of cum into each other’s mouths. Orange and him sharing a double-ended dildo, their juicy asses plapping against each other, striking their prostates and jerking off to explosive orgasms. Boshi pinning him to the wall, french kissing him while ravaging Yoshi’s soft ass, plunging against his prostate again and again, whispering sultry, degrading comments between their kisses as Yoshi coats both of their fronts in a hand free orgasm from his stoic counterpart’s intimate aggression.\n\nYoshi groaned loudly, slumping back in his seat and staring at his dick. Lengthy, veiny, aching cock… it demanded attention, it stood tall and proud, awaiting his touch, to be pumped, squeezed and caressed from rigid base to flaring tip. “Dammit… I knew I should’ve put a towel down.” Yoshi sighed, looking at the mess he made on the floor in those three hours of Lakitube videos. His dick incessantly leaked the entire time, idle dribbles and beads of pre that collected on the floor into a small puddle of his musky fluid. His room reeked of musk, the poor dino so horny and pent up after a month of abstinence from any kind of sex. He couldn’t take it anymore.\n\n“Two hours… gghh… am I really gonna…” He looked back at his cock and it throbbed as if looking back at him, “...am I really gonna try and edge it for [I]two[/I] hours just to feel some sorta relief until midnight?” Yoshi bit his lip, a shaky hand slowly approaching his cock. His willpower was diminished, that Pounders visit and Birdo’s proposal making his body yearn for release worse than it ever has all month long. He started recalling all of his other close encounters with sex throughout the month, as if the universe just knew what he was up to and tried everything in its power to make him fail.\n\nYoshi remembered early in the month when he went to visit Birdo for a casual get together with some board games. Dinosaur Land was a very quaint and peace-loving archipelago so most residents of the island lived in homes and huts either without locks on their front and back doors or even without doors at all, happily welcoming anyone to come and go as they please with little concern for robberies outside of any bandits or mischievous shy guys that may have strayed a little too close to dino civilizations. Yoshi tried calling out to Birdo from the front door to get her attention, letting her know he was coming in. Her lack of response got him a little concerned, though his initial thought was maybe she was still sleeping and forgot to set an alarm–it was a bit early in the morning when he visited her that time.\n\nNope. Birdo wasn’t sleeping. She just didn’t hear him over the running shower water in her bathroom. But Yoshi did get an alluring view of his best friend and mate with a towel wrapped around her curvaceous figure, her plumpness hugged perfectly by the towel with plenty of cleavage on display from the woman’s busty chest. Her wide hips looked especially salacious with the cloth wrapping as opposed to her usual nudity–risque attire really brings out the sex appeal in someone. She was as stunning as ever and if it were any other month, she’d be sitting on the sink top with her legs spread, getting pummeled by Yoshi’s angry cock for who knows how long.\n\nThen there was the camping trip with Rose and Orange. He spent a couple days outside in the outskirts of the Vanilla Dome with his two gay best friends. They’d been planning that outing for almost a month prior and it was a much needed vacation away from all the exciting hustle and bustle of town and village life amongst all the other dinosaurs. Of course, Rose and Orange are two very loud and proud men when it comes to their homosexuality and sex lives. And the two of them are [I]very[/I] expressive about their status as “benefit besties”, hence the first evening of their camping trip when Yoshi came back with firewood to see Orange’s juicy yellow ass jiggling and bouncing back against Rose’s hard slams. All that dino booty wobbling with ripples from the rex’s hips crashing against them, the slutty moans and whorish begging from Orange to be fucked harder and deeper while Rose spoke some really raunchy shit that had Orange screaming “I love you!” again and again while he came into the grass. They didn’t stop when they noticed Yoshi came back and they definitely weren’t trying to be quick so they [I]wouldn’t[/I] get caught either. In fact, when they spotted Yoshi with the firewood, Orange just opened his maw and pointed to it while making swirling motions with his tongue! It took a lot for Yoshi to resist the urges–Orange gave some really fucking good head–but he managed, to the dismay of his two sexy friends. But December was just a couple weeks away at the time and “Destroy Dick December”, as he’s heard some say, was meant to be a celebratory month for those No Nut November survivors to get their dicks wet and their balls empty as much and often as possible in return for abstaining from sex for a whole month. He just had to bide his time.\n\nOf course, even Boshi wasn’t exempt from unknowingly putting Yoshi’s resilience to the test. Boshi and he had a fun golf outing last week around Chocolate Island and ended up straying a bit too far from the golfing range when they got lost trying to find their way from hole 13 to hole 14. They ended up wandering into a Dino-Torch enclosure during Dino Rhino mating season and Boshi found himself hounded by a harem of horny female Dino-Torches who had their way with the blue dino. They swarmed him with their short stacked, voluptuous bodies, so much weight crushing the yoshi from them sitting on his face to sharing his cock with group blowjobs to his big ball being sucked while another bounced on his cock. Those plump little shorties were aggressive breeders too, their feral tongues growling, snarling, and roaring out moans, shooting fire into the air as they came all over Boshi. Yoshi managed to slip away and escape their sexual wrath, unfortunately leaving his dear friend at the mercy of all those dripping wet pussies and steaming hot wombs wringing Boshi empty one orgasm after another. Suffice to say, if those girls weren’t some of the best damn sex he’d ever had, Boshi would’ve been a lot more pissed at Yoshi for leaving him to dry out at the hands of those wild, fire-breathing short stacks.\n\n“Mmhff…” Yoshi huffed, beads of sweat trailing down his body. His hand squeezed at the base of his cock, slowly gliding up its glistening wet length to the tip where a small collection of precum oozed onto his digits. He shivered from the warmth, the contact, everything stimulating him, making his nerves dance with pleasure. His trip down memory lane wasn’t helping, but fuck did it feel so good just to touch himself. His pace stayed tender, easing along his cock with occasional clenches that sort of shocked him out of those trances, reminding him of what he was doing to himself. “I-I can’t stop…” Yoshi’s will broke down with every stroke, the craving for climax finally winning over. If this is how it was going to be, he just had to make it last, play it out, hold back until midnight. He didn’t have a choice, he was too horny to stop now.\n\n“If I occupy myself with my thoughts… maybe I won’t focus on… a-aah..~” He cooed from the tingles up his spine, gripping the base firmly and watching his cock flare up from his squeeze, the streams of precum easing for the moment before his loosened grip allowed a thick globule to race down his underside. Yoshi closed his eyes, trying to let his mind wander again. But the pleasure was too much to focus on much else than his needy cock making a mess of his hand. He groaned and bit his lip, breathing getting a bit erratic now. He wasn’t close, far from it in fact, but he still had about an hour to go before he could let the dam break and even at the pace he was going now, he wasn’t sure if he’d make it with how sensitive his glans were. Every stroke caressed the glans of his cock in a way that made him quake and moan, his left foot twitching involuntarily in response.\n\n“I-if I can’t think it… p-put something on!” Yoshi hurried his free hand to the mouse, navigating to his bookmarks to open a Kooplappas tab. Yoshi had a bit of a species kink when it came to koopas so he frequented the Kooplappas site, the most popular hub for koopa sex workers to share their bodies for the world to get off to. His most recent kicks came in the form of the ‘brothers’ species–hammer bros., fire bros., all of those guys. A lot of ‘bros’ koopa content creators produced a lot of incest porn from staged scenes of siblings having sex to the typical step-sibling scenarios to actual real life siblings and step-siblings fucking each other’s brains out. Incestuous relationships weren’t at all a problem for species like the dinos and koopas since their genetic make ups were different from humans. Generations upon generations of a family could be purely incestuous with no consequences so many families who loved each other dearly often let that love blossom into romance and relationships or sexual benefits.\n\nYoshi’s attention was glued to the screen once more, this time putting on a video of an ice sis surrounded by four hung and horny fire bros. They looked her over with hunger in their eyes, the lone ice throwing koopa staring amongst her peers with sultry eyes and a giggle as she slowly undressed herself from her shell, exposing her pudgy, soft body. She had a nice belly on her, perfect for hefting and squeezing, plump tits for groping and kneading, love handles just begging for hardcore doggystyle, a cute face with thick lashes and icy blue eyeshadow that matched her shell and shoes color. Her stubby tail wagged above a fat ass covered in large, dark orange freckles that gave her a lot of sex appeal to anyone who was a freckle lover. Yoshi was panting heavily, just looking at that beautiful, chubby woman making his heart throb with the same excitement as his dick did. He tried to steady his pace, keep his pumping slow, but seeing that beautiful ice sis getting tongue bathed by her brothers made his nostrils flare, the male’s heat to her chill causing steam to rise from her body in a bout of passion.\n\n“Nmmhff… e-easy.. eeeasy… f-fffuuck…” Yoshi’s legs closed instinctively after a particularly strong spark of pleasure, his hand letting go and watching his cock flex repeatedly. He held his breath, clenching up to push back the sensations. Every nerve in his body tingled with orgasmic warmth that made him shudder and whine when the sudden welling feeling in his loins began to dissipate into nothing but a dull, throbbing reminder of his torment. “Sh-shit, that came up on me s-so suddenly… hooh my stars, I almost nutted right there… g-gotta hold back, I gotta…” He chanced a quick look at the clock and whined again. “30 minutes… I’m so close, I can’t give up now, but…”\n\n“Huuhnnnh, oohh fuck fuck fuck! Mmhhh m-mercyyyy-uhnnffffuuck~!” The ice sis cried out, her legs being forced open by two of the males while another violated her vagina with rapid licks and loud slurps at her cunt. He assaulted her insides with his boiling tongue inside her chilled pussy, so much steam, sweat, and nectar emanating from her crotch while her clit was attacked by his rapid stroking digits. She shook and howled, pinned by her horny assailants who milked pleasure from her body, watching her writhe and shake as she came hard into the male’s mouth, the fire bro drinking her up greedily before pulling away, letting her squirt all over his face while moaning like an insatiable beast. The entire time, he rapidly jerked himself off, groaning and whining hungrily for the woman’s body. Just when she thought they were going to give her a short break from cumming so hard–the fire bros holding her legs let her go–the one eating her out crawled on top of her, jerking off the whole way and moaning out loud. A long, thick rope of cum sprayed the ice sis’ pussy and he dove right into her sopping wet depths, getting a euphoric cry out of her when he began pummeling her as he nutted deep into the gal’s depths.\n\n“Haaah… that’s so hot, f-ffuuuck… fuck, please i-is it midnight yet!?” Yoshi was beginning to lose control of his own hand, his pumping getting more frantic and sloppy. Every motion was loud with slop and squelches, his body quivering all over and hips starting to buck in tandem with his sporadic jerking. “Come on… c-come on, come on… 11:50… h-hold back… hold back..!” Yoshi grit his teeth, his whimpers full of desperation for the end. He felt the tingle of orgasm rush into the tip of his cock and every part of his body immediately locked up, clenching down hard on himself to pull back his climax before it came out.\n\n“Nnnggh! N-no…. not yet!... Fffuuuck..!” He cursed with frustration, a bit of cloudy pre spilling down his underside and smearing over his precum slathered hand. He almost came. Fuck, it felt so good… edging himself like that, right on the very cusp of an eruption. The agonizing pleasure of being so close mixing with the trepidation of teetering too far over the edge was euphoric. It bordered on the side of pain while remaining torturously blissful. His cock head kept flaring with life, so ready to feel the sprays of semen ruin his bedroom walls and computer desk but it wasn’t time yet, he had to keep resisting until the clock struck midnight.\n\n“A-almost there… almost… ffuck, fuck fuck fuck almost there, I’m s-so… so-sososo close [B]ffuuck![/B]” Yoshi trembled violently, the entire chair rattling under his ministrations. When the welling heat of orgasm finally passed back into his loins, the green dino didn’t even attempt to be subtle about it, immediately returning to a full force assault on his cock. He fucked his soaked hand like a sopping wet cunt begging to be impregnated, images of Birdo bouncing on his cock and her belly rounding heavy with his excessive seed, Orange sucking his cock and watching the bulges of cum endlessly racing down his throat. He hissed sharply, biting his tongue harder than he meant, drawing a little blood but it didn’t matter to him. He was lost to euphoria. He couldn’t stop himself. No more holding back. It felt too fucking good to stop again.\n\n“11:59… 11:59… f-fuck… fuck!! Fucking… [B]CHANGE[/B] already!!” Yoshi roared at the digital clock on his desktop’s toolbar. Never did a single minute feel this long in Yoshi’s life before. His balls churned, loud and sloshing with so much backed up cum ready to blow. “PLEASE!! I’m so close… I’m s-so so so… ffucking close, so close, s-so CLOSE!” Yoshi howled, his back arched, rutting his hand. The pleasure rushed through his balls and burned in the pit of his stomach. No turning back. In his desperation, the dino’s clenched shut eyes squinted open just in time to see it.\n\n11:59… 12:00, December 1st.\n\n“Yes! YES! Finally! [B]FFFUUCK![/B]” Yoshi kicked himself away from the desk a short distance and he let the dam break. He howled, then screamed, then [B]roared[/B] with 30 straight days of frustration, all culminating into one explosive moment. Like an active volcano, ribbons upon hot and stringy ribbons of cum shot violently from Yoshi’s cock, the male’s hand [B]wringing out[/B] his base with a powerful grip and rapid stroking, watching his cock flex uncontrollably while pouring his balls out all over the floor, the computer desk, his keyboard, the computer screen, the wall behind the desk. Nowhere was safe from Yoshi’s orgasm, his eyes rolled up then shut tight, his moans persisting, surely waking up someone in the neighborhood with his piercing cries of orgasmic delight. But he didn’t care. Nothing, nobody mattered in that moment. The only thing that he cared about was the overwhelming stimulation that bolted through his entire body like surges through a live wire.\n\nYoshi nutted all over the screen of a deeply gangbanged ice sis getting her pussy, ass, and mouth pistoned into by her fire bro siblings, he ruined the keyboard with endless ribbons seeping into the holes between the keys, he left gloopy streaks hosing the bedroom wall, he shot high into the air and slathered his white front with a fresh coat of off-white [I]paint.[/I] Yoshi came for a minute straight, his massive balls churning up everything he had to offer until their intense swelling deflated back to its usual, apple-sized coin pouch.\n\nBy the time he finished ruining half his bedroom with his white fireworks, Yoshi was barely conscious, covered in dribbling streaks and ropes much like the sea of ribbons that plastered everything directly in front of him. The room reeked of sweat, musk, and cum, his heartbeat pounding in his earholes. His entire body shut down, muscles refusing to respond, cock still throbbing like mad for a little while longer. All he heard was his sporadic breathing and the faint white noise of raunchy gangbang sex in the porn video that was still playing on his PC. The dinosaur moaned weakly, a slutty smile on his face, weary eyes staring down at his dick with blurred vision. He watched it soften, finally going flaccid after hours of aching arousal. He felt… [I]good.[/I] His consciousness began to ebb, Yoshi releasing a husky breath and sighing in blissful contentment.\n\n“Next one… goes in Birdo’s womb..~” Yoshi growled, exerting the last of his energy on lusting for his lover. Then he passed out. He’ll clean his mess up in the morning. He deserved this.",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'><strong><div class='align_center'>Yoshi&rsquo;s Big Blast</div></strong><br /><br />November 30th. A frustrated groan rumbled quietly in Yoshi&rsquo;s throat, his quivering pupils struggling to avoid wandering to unwelcomed places. Of all the places they could&rsquo;ve gone out to eat lunch, why <em>here?</em> It&rsquo;s not like they were aware of him partaking in the No Nut November challenge this year so this was purely coincidence. Or maybe it wasn&rsquo;t.<br /><br />Surrounding him at the dining table were four friends of his, a yellow yoshi named Orange&ndash;his nose has a unique gradient to it that makes it look like the fruit&ndash;his closest friend and partner, Birdo, Boshi, and a pink rex named Rosemary, Rose for short.<br /><br />&ldquo;Tell me again&hellip; why did we come to Pounders for lunch?&rdquo; Yoshi questioned with a flustered groan, his gaze constantly stuck on the plethora of plump asses, thick thighs, and skimpily dressed yoshi, birdo, and rex waitresses and waiters skating around the restaurant. The employee uniform did wonders for all of those wide hipped femboys, caked up bottoms, and voluptuously MILFy females&ndash;an egg-white colored, sleeveless, body hugging midriff with the restaurant logo &ldquo;POUNDERS&rdquo; written on it in a green yoshi egg pattern with choice of either matching green booty shorts or miniskirt.<br /><br />&ldquo;They have a new discount deal every Friday starting today!&rdquo; Rose responded, his flamboyant tone full of sultry excitement, &ldquo;Every Friday from 3PM to 6PM is 50% off~ They call it the Freaky Friday Happy Hours becaaauuuuse&hellip;&rdquo; Yoshi tilted his head, leaning forward a bit in his seat with curiosity.<br /><br />&ldquo;B..because..?&rdquo; He egged on. The rex giggled when their waiter came back around to deliver their drinks. He was a stunningly attractive red yoshi with killer hips made for pulling and tugging into heavy doggystyle slams. His ass, appropriately plump to match those hips, were squished deliciously in his green booty shorts. He gave everyone a sweet smile and pointed to his nametag for them&ndash;Medley&ndash;his lidded eyes showing off purple eyeshadow while he batted his lashes seductively at everyone with an extra special wink directed at Rose. He swooned over the beautiful yoshi then, without warning, pulled the waiter in and stole his lips in a deep kiss. The waiter wrapped arms around Rose, happily indulging as if the two were lovers ready to go rounds in their bedroom. The yoshi waiter plopped himself right onto Rose&rsquo;s lap, his mountain of ass being grabbed by the wanton rex kneading digits into all that booty meat, snarls of want rumbling between the two gay dinosaurs. Bulges pressed against each other and their hips began to stir and roll, grinding into one another in a shameless display of pure lust.<br /><br />Birdo watched with aroused, starry eyed glee at the gay love happening in front of her while Orange whipped out his phone and hit record, Boshi just looking on with an amused grin at their overly gay good friend&rsquo;s&hellip; gayness, to put it simply. Their tongues wrestled passionately with sultry sounds of pleasure between the two, Rose giving the Medley&rsquo;s huge ass a firm smack that won a slutty moan out of the horny waiter who bucked his bulge against the rex&rsquo;s own in return. Eventually, the two lovebirds stopped going at each other like bitches in heat, breaking the kiss with strings of saliva connecting their maws together. Rose turned his attention back to a <em>very</em> flustered and now sweaty looking Yoshi whose eyes frantically shifted left and right from staring at the two making out to trying to look at <em>anything</em> that wasn&rsquo;t horny. Unfortunately, finding something not horny in the horniest restaurant in the entirety of Dinosaur Land was like finding a piece of hay in a needle stack.<br /><br />&ldquo;Becaaause&hellip; it&rsquo;s 50% off eating <em>and</em> breeding~&rdquo; Rose finally finished, cooing and nuzzling noses with their waiter lovingly. Medley drew heart shapes on Rose&rsquo;s chest with his fingers, purring happily and engaging in another more intimate and passionate kiss with the pink rex. While they occupied each other, the rest of them took their drinks off the tray, watching their friend go at it with the waiter.<br /><br />&ldquo;I-is this a normal thing?&rdquo; Yoshi questioned, unable to resist watching his friend make out with the other yoshi. Yoshi closed his legs, trying to conceal the raging erection between his legs. He thanked the stars that he decided to wear shorts today, hiding himself from the public eye&ndash;with the tent in his shorts, there wasn&rsquo;t much to hide though. He bit his lip, feeling so hot and bothered in a place like this. Why did he even agree to come here? He could&rsquo;ve made up some excuse, too busy, going to the Mushroom Kingdom to visit Mario, he&rsquo;s sick, anything! Instead, being the nice, sweet, and honest guy he is, he happily agreed to lunch with his friends at Pounders despite knowing this place&rsquo;s reputation for being a <em>very</em> sexually open eating establishment. And when they say sexual, they mean it. It&rsquo;s not just about showing off sex appeal with skimpy uniforms and seductive, flirty employees. It was Yoshi&rsquo;s first time eating at Pounders so he wasn&rsquo;t sure just how far their slogan, &ldquo;Pounding meat from both ends&rdquo; actually went.<br /><br />He got his answer when they first arrived for their Freaky Friday Happy Hour. The second they stepped inside the place, the front desk clerk was bent over the counter by a co-worker, her breasts spilled out of her top and being fondled by the frisky male birdo behind her while he pistoned her sopping wet cunt without a second thought. She didn&rsquo;t even try to act professional, moaning her way through the whole greeting song and dance. Instead of walking them to their seats, she offered them five menus and told them they could sit anywhere they wanted, obviously too drunk on sex to stop her partner from digging out her insides to do her job. His hard groans as they started walking into the restaurant made it clear he was cumming inside her at that moment, pouring thick, ropey rounds of fresh seed into the yoshi clerk&rsquo;s unprotected womb. And then they kept fucking, throwing her up onto the counter and locking lips in a very intimate and vicious missionary rut.<br /><br />Yoshi&rsquo;s cock has been throbbing angrily ever since they entered Pounders. If it weren&rsquo;t the sounds of sex then it was the thick pheromones in the air, all the smells of wet cunt and hard cocks, sweet musk permeating the air like a thick perfume. Everyone in there was horny to some degree, even Boshi, the usually stoic and serious yoshi that he is, shamelessly sported a vein-kissed hard on. Hell, he even got his dick sucked at one point by a completely different waiter than their own, some top heavy himbo rex with a heart as sweet and pure as he was studly and buff.<br /><br />&ldquo;I can still take&ndash;mmnnh&ndash;your order, sweeties. Aahh~ Just give it to me&ndash;nnhff baby, yes&ndash;give it to me straight. I&rsquo;ll remember it~&rdquo; Medley spoke up, moaning and quivering in Rose&rsquo;s embrace, his back pressed against the rex and whimpering from the neck bites and nibbles while his twitchy cock was being stroked by his lover. Rose&rsquo;s length ground into and between those huge ass cheeks of his, hotdogging the yoshi while pumping his needy rod, both males getting off with intimate huffs and loving praises shared between each other.<br /><br />&ldquo;Fuck, you&rsquo;re anything <em>but</em> straight, boo-boo~&rdquo; Rose purred sultrily, lapping at the bite marks he left on Medley&rsquo;s neck. &ldquo;Look atchu, just grindin&rsquo; on me like you need it <em>baaad~</em>&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Huunnhhn if I didn&rsquo;t have orders to take to the kitchen&ndash;mmnhh&ndash;I&rsquo;d be riding you now~&rdquo; Medley commented with a moan and giggle, bucking his hips between fucking the rex&rsquo;s soft hand and grinding that massive butt of his on the fat dick between his plump mounds. Yoshi and the others wrote down their orders on the waiter&rsquo;s notepad, letting Rose have his way with the needy male. Orange, his erection audibly thudding against the underside of the table with its powerful throbs, grew impatient with his need for release and scooted under the table to slither over to the other side and out into the open walkway.<br /><br />&ldquo;Room for one more, loves~?&rdquo; He giggled then took the initiative, catching the red yoshi&rsquo;s lips in a deep kiss of his own. Rose smirked, immediately encouraging the two to go at it, letting go of Medley&rsquo;s cock and letting the two dino boys grind and frot their dicks together, lathering each other up in precum while their tongues rolled and wrestled passionately. Rose positioned his hands on the waiter&rsquo;s waist, lifting him up and aiming for that taut, warm rim of his before bringing that ass back down, sinking easily inside his hot tunnel. Moans rang out from all three of them as they went at it fully, a hot and gay threesome heavy with the stank of musk radiating off of their sweaty bodies.<br /><br />Yoshi bit his lip, his own cock pulsing and throbbing, demanding to join in on all the fun. He&rsquo;d been flirted with by quite a few passing waiters and waitresses and almost had a steamy run-in with a black rex when he went to the bathroom, the overly affectionate dino managing to at least get one hell of a french kissing session out of Yoshi. Oh stars, he wanted to just fuck that rex more than anything in that moment, such a mind blowing kiss they shared, the way his soft, pudgy body pressed against against Yoshi&rsquo;s own slightly pudgy figure, the squish of his heated cock against their soft bellies electrifying his body with pleasure. He was so tempted to start thrusting and frotting with that rex but just barely escaped failing his No Nut November challenge in there, using every ounce of willpower to defy his desire to have sex. After all, it&rsquo;s the last day of the challenge, what kind of fool would he be to come so far just to throw it all away? Suffice to say, he leaked a fuck ton of precum on that rex during the kiss, though.<br /><br />Yoshi looked at the clock on the wall. 5:12PM. <em>7 hours. 7 hours, Yoshi. Keep your head in the game. Finish this meal, go home, and just </em><strong><em>wait.</em></strong> Yoshi closed his eyes and took a deep breath. His attempt to clear his mind resulted in lacing his bloodstream with the fiery aroma of literal dozens of dinosaurs and their arousal. He groaned, slamming his face on the table in defeat.<br /><br />Medley, busy with his delightful threesome between Rose and Orange, passed on his notepad to a waitress passing by, the female birdo knowing just what he was asking of her and nodding at her co-worker, skating off with their order to the kitchen. Now he could focus entirely on frenching the yellow yoshi while bouncing his doughy ass on Rose&rsquo;s lap with shameless moans, loud and full of bliss. It&rsquo;s not like they had to be discreet about it&ndash;Yoshi could see two male yoshi waiters spitroasting a female birdo on another table, pistoning into her with animalistic grunts while she took them both like a bitch in heat. Yoshi needed to get out of there badly, but he couldn&rsquo;t just get up and leave his friends like that. Besides, he already placed an order so he had to pay his share.<br /><br />&ldquo;Yoshi, dear, are you alright?&rdquo; Yoshi lifted his head off the table at the sound of Birdo&rsquo;s sweet voice and concern. He looked up at her, blushing a little and giving her a reassuring smile.<br /><br />&ldquo;Y-yeah, I&rsquo;m OK, Birdo. Just, err&hellip;&rdquo; He wasn&rsquo;t sure what to say. Should he tell her? Make something up? He didn&rsquo;t really have a reason or any benefit in lying but he also didn&rsquo;t want to make Rose and Orange feel bad for having sex right in front of him during his challenge. He motioned Birdo to come closer, the two leaning towards each other so he could whisper it to her. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m just&hellip; I-I&rsquo;ve been doing the No Nut November challenge thingy this month and, uh, well we&rsquo;re kinda&hellip; <em>here</em> and all.&rdquo; Birdo&rsquo;s eyes lit up and she blushed brightly. Suddenly, certain habits of his all month started to make sense to her.<br /><br />&ldquo;Ooohh~ Yoshi, honey~ I guess that explains why you&rsquo;ve been making up excuses to not have sex with me all month~&rdquo; She giggled then blew him a kiss. &ldquo;Why didn&rsquo;t you just say so, dear? You know I wouldn&rsquo;t judge you for something like that.&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Y-yeah, I know&hellip; but if I told you then we wouldn&rsquo;t have come here and you and Rose were really excited to eat here today. I don&rsquo;t wanna take that away from you just cus I&hellip;&rdquo; Yoshi&rsquo;s blush darkened, a potent flex pulsing through his erection. He shuddered with a quiet groan, &ldquo;Gghh&hellip; c-cus I&rsquo;m abstaining for the month.&rdquo; Birdo swooned and nuzzled her partner lovingly, lifting the dino&rsquo;s chin and kissing his cheek.<br /><br />&ldquo;Oh honey, you&rsquo;re too sweet~ You really didn&rsquo;t have to put yourself through this just for us. You could&rsquo;ve lied and said you were going to visit Mario or something~&rdquo; Yoshi&rsquo;s face slumped. Damn. She just <em>knows</em> him like that, huh? No wonder he loved her so much. &ldquo;Wait&hellip; so that spa trip we all took last week, that sauna orgy we all got in with the other patrons, you just&ndash;&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Sat there and watched it all.&rdquo; Yoshi nodded, his face as red as the yoshi getting spitroasted on their table now. &ldquo;With the hardest, ragingest, achingest boner&hellip; like I kinda have right now.&rdquo; Birdo giggled again at her partner&rsquo;s expense, patting his head reassuringly.<br /><br />&ldquo;Baby, you&rsquo;re too generous for your own good.&rdquo; She cooed sultrily, scooting around to the other side of the booth to brush herself up against her man playfully. &ldquo;Well, baby. Since you insist on being my big sweet altruist, how about I make it up to you?&rdquo; She pressed a finger on yoshi&rsquo;s tip, teasingly pressing down on it before letting go and watching it bounce around like a door stop. &ldquo;Starting tomorrow, you and me&hellip; we&rsquo;re gonna <em>fuck.</em> We&rsquo;re gonna <em>fuck</em> like animals. You&rsquo;re gonna pull my bow and <em>fuck</em> me till my cervix gives out. You&rsquo;re gonna pour every last rope into my womb. <strong>And then you&rsquo;re gonna do it again and again</strong> until the calendar says <strong><em>January~</em></strong> That sound fair to you, lovemuffin~?&rdquo; Yoshi&rsquo;s nostrils flared, steam pouring from them with a hearty exhale. His pupils were dilated, his entire face shaded in a deep red blush. His entire body ignited with arousal and he almost pounced Birdo right then and there. He sat stiff as a board, not trusting his body to move the way he wanted it to. He knew if he tried anything, his instincts would take charge and Birdo would be right next to their waiter, her pussy being drilled open by a vicious beast in rut. So he just nodded.<br /><br />&ldquo;Good boy~&rdquo; She brushed against him teasingly again, just a little more torment before returning to her side of the booth next to Boshi. In the meantime, while waiting to get her insides rearranged by her mate tomorrow, she decided to occupy Boshi under the desk, jerking him off to their two gay friends hilted and groaning aloud, pouring their rounds into the waiter getting jerked off furiously by Rose. Medley drank every gloopy spurt Orange pumped down his throat, slurping loudly at his cock the whole time he got his throat swabbed with cum. Rose ground and buck against his huge ass, each balls deep thrust spilling another mess of semen inside that fat ass, his hand reaching around the femboy to pump him and milk the ropes out of the submissive yoshi as well. All three of them were a moaning mess, sharing in their orgasms together with Birdo cheering them on and Boshi too busy groaning and leaning back in his seat from Birdo&rsquo;s handjob. Yoshi stared on in silence, his dilated pupils almost staring through his friends instead of at them as they practically bred the waiter from both ends.<br /><br />Medley slurped Orange&rsquo;s cock clean, making sure not a drop of cum got on the table. As for the floor, that was a different story, messy semen coating the floor beneath the table while runny streams of Rose&rsquo;s sperm dribbled in excess from the yoshi&rsquo;s flooded hole, running down his taint and balls, inner thighs and legs, puddling and dripping between the fucked silly yoshi&rsquo;s trembling legs. Rose slid out of that warm, gloopy boypussy slowly, enjoying the final clenches of his lover before freeing himself with a wet pop and a single rope of nut shot into that cum gushing gape of his. Orange slid Medley off of his dick as well, his spent dick flopping on the waiter&rsquo;s face with a satisfied throb. None of the three males softened after their rut but were plenty happy with the results, the rich stank of sex heavy in the air keeping their arousal sky high despite their exhaustion from a good fuck. As Medley shakily lifted himself off the table, the birdo waitress from earlier returned with their meals, setting the trays down one by one with her eyes trained on the island&rsquo;s well-known sun shades wearing blue badass getting his dick jerked off by Birdo, her hungry stare watching that girthy spire of meat flex and pulse, glistening with precum and plump, heavy balls looking so full and ready to empty themselves.<br /><br />&ldquo;Enjoy your meals, cuties~ And I think I&rsquo;ll have myself an early lunch break~&rdquo; Birdo smirked and let go of Boshi&rsquo;s dick, knowing just what the busty birdo gal wanted and let her go down on the male. Boshi&rsquo;s husky grunts and clenched teeth showed signs of his nearing climax and the voluptuous waitress&rsquo; slobbery maw swallowing him up didn&rsquo;t help the male hold back the inevitable at all. He grunted hard, grabbing the back of the gal&rsquo;s head and face fucked her without a second thought. She moaned and took it happily, her sex dripping juices on the floor with a hand reaching back to finger herself furiously while being used like a fleshlight by the needy dinosaur.<br /><br />&ldquo;Rrrhh&hellip; fffuck! I fuckin&rsquo; love this joint&hellip; shhiiit..~&rdquo; Boshi hissed sharply in a harsh whisper, a few more hearty throbs coursing through his cock before feeding the slutty waitress a fresh bout of sticky, gooey seed. Boshi&rsquo;s cock shot hard, hosing down that squelchy birdo maw with his rich ball batter, the male&rsquo;s fat sac tightening up against his taint with jumping pulses that emptied out a healthy serving of cum for the hungry birdo to drink down happily. She dug three fingers in herself, violently digging into her walls and pushing them as deep as possible, her eyes rolling up between the smell and taste of Boshi and her already heavily aroused body getting her cunt spread and fucked by her thick digits. She came with ease all over the floor, squirting and squelching her nectar to add to the puddles of cum below. After she drank Boshi&rsquo;s load down, the slut dropped her front to the ground and began slurping up the cocktail of seed and juices into her greedy maw, her stubby tail wagging with glee as she fed on the delicious flavors of sex. Once she had her fill, the waitress was off and back to her duties, Medley sharing another sultry kiss with Rose before doing the same, both carrying themselves with an extra pep in their step.<br /><br />&ldquo;Oh, that Medley is <strong>so</strong> dreamy~&rdquo; Rose sighed with longing eyes fixed on the yoshi waiter until he disappeared behind employee-only doors. Hearts practically danced in his eyes while his tail wagged with happiness. &ldquo;I always imagined myself living a love life with a fellow swinger, two gay dinos, the talk of the town with our tails raised and hips bumpin&rsquo;~ Think I wanna ask him on a date after he gets off so I can get <em>him</em> off again~&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Go for it, man.&rdquo; Orange encouraged, patting the rex on the back. &ldquo;You two were way into each other, that ain&rsquo;t no simple exchange you two had there~ Y&rsquo;all were neckin&rsquo; like hubbies!&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Mmmyeeeaah~ He had such soft and sweet lips. I could taste his lunch over all the cum flavors. Haaaah&hellip; he had a peachy apple berry salad~&rdquo; Rose rested his head on his hands, lost in his affections for the red yoshi with a romantic coo. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m <em>so</em> glad we both agreed on this place, Birdo, baby~ I wasn&rsquo;t expecting to find love at first kiss and yet&hellip; heeeere I aaaam~&rdquo; Rose sang longingly, already missing the gentle touch and caress of their waiter all over him. Birdo giggled at her rex friend then turned her attention to Yoshi with wanting eyes. Oh how she couldn&rsquo;t wait for him to touch her all over like that. Day after day. Week after week. For an entire month.<br /><br />The rest of their lunch together went on fairly uneventful save for Rose and their waiter making out again when he came back around to give them refills. And then they made out. <em>Again.</em> When he came back to give them the check. He also asked the yoshi out and, unsurprisingly, got a big, happy yes out of the dino. <strong>And then they made out. <em>Again.</em></strong> After paying their shares, Birdo, Boshi, Orange, and Yoshi left with Rose staying behind, waiting faithfully for Medley to finish his shift so the two could do who knows what together. If Yoshi had any guesses, a lot of sex was going to be involved. But that wasn&rsquo;t any of his business. He had his own matters to take to. With fresh air hitting all of their lungs, the lot of them began to slowly recover from the nonstop adrenaline rush of sex and lust, though Yoshi was doing much worse than the rest of them. With so much pent up arousal churning in his balls, Yoshi&rsquo;s tent refused to go soft. Orange and Boshi chalked it up to Yoshi just taking a bit longer and being the only one who didn&rsquo;t see any action in the restaurant so he was just still horny. Oh if only they knew.<br /><br />Birdo knew. But she didn&rsquo;t say anything. She teased and tempted him enough, she had nothing to gain from doing it more. In fact, she even backed up his predicament to help the poor dinosaur get himself home and out of sight with that raging hard on of his.<br /><br />&ldquo;Well boys, that was some nice dining~ Definitely oughta go again another Friday. In the meantiiiime~&rdquo; She wrapped her arms around Orange and Boshi with a smirk. &ldquo;How&rsquo;s about we three hit the movies? The evening&rsquo;s still young and I still wanna hang! Poor ol&rsquo; Yoshi won&rsquo;t be able to come though, he&rsquo;s got company coming tomorrow and needs to do some home cleaning, ain&rsquo;t that right~?&rdquo; She turned to him and winked, blowing him a kiss. Yoshi bit his lip. She&hellip; wasn&rsquo;t wrong. Birdo made her plans clear to him, she&rsquo;ll be having sex with him tomorrow&ndash;no, she&rsquo;s going to make him <em>fuck</em> her tomorrow, so she will be coming by. He scratched the back of his head with a sheepish chuckle, his cock throbbing and staining his shorts with precum.<br /><br />&ldquo;U-uhh&hellip; y-yeah! My house is uhh, i-it&rsquo;s a mess&hellip; like&hellip; like a <em>big</em> mess. I kinda&hellip; uh, g-gotta clean up! Don&rsquo;t wanna look like a slob, eh heh heh!... Eh heh&hellip; s-see ya!&rdquo; The green dino bolted away before he could make a fool of himself any longer. He made a mad dash for home, fortunately not too far away from Pounders. His nonstop sprint went on for about 5 minutes when his house came into view down the hill. One final stretch and he was home free, the door slammed shut behind him, gasping and heaving for air.<br /><br />&ldquo;F-fuck&hellip; home&hellip;&rdquo; Yoshi panted, his attention turning south to the tent in his shorts. He reached out with shaky hands, grabbing at the waistband and slowly, tantalizingly peeling them outward. His base came into view, thick and meaty with a bulging vein trailing up his rigid pole. His cock, white as his belly, flexed angrily, a sea of musky air wafting from within his shorts and hitting the dino&rsquo;s nose with the strength of a pickup truck. He shuddered, his own aroma potent enough to lure himself in, getting even hornier off of his essence. He pulled his shorts down a bit, watching his cock bend slightly against the fabric until they came down enough that it sprung out and fling a rope of pre across the hallway floor, another bead oozing from his tip and dangling low. He groaned out, the sight of his raging erection one to behold. Oh, how badly he wanted to plunge it inside something warm and wet, but he wasn&rsquo;t free yet. He still had about 5 hours until midnight.<br /><br />&ldquo;Come on&hellip; distract yourself, Yoshi. Uh&hellip; g-games. Video games, I can play something. Watch&hellip; watch a movie, maybe? 5 hours&hellip; 5 hours, 5 hours&hellip;&rdquo; He bit his lip, looking down at his trembling hands. All he wanted to do was masturbate and cum, cum buckets, gallons all over the place. He was ready to ruin his bedroom. &ldquo;I-I can&rsquo;t&hellip; not yet, ffffff&hellip; not yet, hhuuuhhggghh&hellip;&rdquo; Yoshi slapped his cheeks a couple times to snap himself out of his horny trance. The shorts came off and he was as naked as the day he hatched, scurrying upstairs to his bedroom. He hopped into his chair and slid up to the computer desk, straight to Lakitube to watch videos and try and take his mind off of his perpetually twitchy boner.<br /><br />Three hours of various content, video skits, let&rsquo;s plays, content creator stream highlights&hellip; and Yoshi&rsquo;s cock was still as twitchy as ever. His sex drive refused to let up, at the highest peak and demanding relief. No matter how much he tried to focus on the videos, he always had that nagging in the back of his mind, an occasional flash of raunchy imagery in his head. Birdo&rsquo;s fat, soft ass hotdogging him while he feels up her chest, her warm throat milking his tip with sloppy gulps and swallows, her soft pussy wrapped around every inch of him, tip kissing her cervix and spilling his rich, virile white inside her. Hell, fantasies of all of his friend group invaded his mind&ndash;Rose and himself in a 69, feeling each other&rsquo;s hefty throbs pumping globs of cum into each other&rsquo;s mouths. Orange and him sharing a double-ended dildo, their juicy asses plapping against each other, striking their prostates and jerking off to explosive orgasms. Boshi pinning him to the wall, french kissing him while ravaging Yoshi&rsquo;s soft ass, plunging against his prostate again and again, whispering sultry, degrading comments between their kisses as Yoshi coats both of their fronts in a hand free orgasm from his stoic counterpart&rsquo;s intimate aggression.<br /><br />Yoshi groaned loudly, slumping back in his seat and staring at his dick. Lengthy, veiny, aching cock&hellip; it demanded attention, it stood tall and proud, awaiting his touch, to be pumped, squeezed and caressed from rigid base to flaring tip. &ldquo;Dammit&hellip; I knew I should&rsquo;ve put a towel down.&rdquo; Yoshi sighed, looking at the mess he made on the floor in those three hours of Lakitube videos. His dick incessantly leaked the entire time, idle dribbles and beads of pre that collected on the floor into a small puddle of his musky fluid. His room reeked of musk, the poor dino so horny and pent up after a month of abstinence from any kind of sex. He couldn&rsquo;t take it anymore.<br /><br />&ldquo;Two hours&hellip; gghh&hellip; am I really gonna&hellip;&rdquo; He looked back at his cock and it throbbed as if looking back at him, &ldquo;...am I really gonna try and edge it for <em>two</em> hours just to feel some sorta relief until midnight?&rdquo; Yoshi bit his lip, a shaky hand slowly approaching his cock. His willpower was diminished, that Pounders visit and Birdo&rsquo;s proposal making his body yearn for release worse than it ever has all month long. He started recalling all of his other close encounters with sex throughout the month, as if the universe just knew what he was up to and tried everything in its power to make him fail.<br /><br />Yoshi remembered early in the month when he went to visit Birdo for a casual get together with some board games. Dinosaur Land was a very quaint and peace-loving archipelago so most residents of the island lived in homes and huts either without locks on their front and back doors or even without doors at all, happily welcoming anyone to come and go as they please with little concern for robberies outside of any bandits or mischievous shy guys that may have strayed a little too close to dino civilizations. Yoshi tried calling out to Birdo from the front door to get her attention, letting her know he was coming in. Her lack of response got him a little concerned, though his initial thought was maybe she was still sleeping and forgot to set an alarm&ndash;it was a bit early in the morning when he visited her that time.<br /><br />Nope. Birdo wasn&rsquo;t sleeping. She just didn&rsquo;t hear him over the running shower water in her bathroom. But Yoshi did get an alluring view of his best friend and mate with a towel wrapped around her curvaceous figure, her plumpness hugged perfectly by the towel with plenty of cleavage on display from the woman&rsquo;s busty chest. Her wide hips looked especially salacious with the cloth wrapping as opposed to her usual nudity&ndash;risque attire really brings out the sex appeal in someone. She was as stunning as ever and if it were any other month, she&rsquo;d be sitting on the sink top with her legs spread, getting pummeled by Yoshi&rsquo;s angry cock for who knows how long.<br /><br />Then there was the camping trip with Rose and Orange. He spent a couple days outside in the outskirts of the Vanilla Dome with his two gay best friends. They&rsquo;d been planning that outing for almost a month prior and it was a much needed vacation away from all the exciting hustle and bustle of town and village life amongst all the other dinosaurs. Of course, Rose and Orange are two very loud and proud men when it comes to their homosexuality and sex lives. And the two of them are <em>very</em> expressive about their status as &ldquo;benefit besties&rdquo;, hence the first evening of their camping trip when Yoshi came back with firewood to see Orange&rsquo;s juicy yellow ass jiggling and bouncing back against Rose&rsquo;s hard slams. All that dino booty wobbling with ripples from the rex&rsquo;s hips crashing against them, the slutty moans and whorish begging from Orange to be fucked harder and deeper while Rose spoke some really raunchy shit that had Orange screaming &ldquo;I love you!&rdquo; again and again while he came into the grass. They didn&rsquo;t stop when they noticed Yoshi came back and they definitely weren&rsquo;t trying to be quick so they <em>wouldn&rsquo;t</em> get caught either. In fact, when they spotted Yoshi with the firewood, Orange just opened his maw and pointed to it while making swirling motions with his tongue! It took a lot for Yoshi to resist the urges&ndash;Orange gave some really fucking good head&ndash;but he managed, to the dismay of his two sexy friends. But December was just a couple weeks away at the time and &ldquo;Destroy Dick December&rdquo;, as he&rsquo;s heard some say, was meant to be a celebratory month for those No Nut November survivors to get their dicks wet and their balls empty as much and often as possible in return for abstaining from sex for a whole month. He just had to bide his time.<br /><br />Of course, even Boshi wasn&rsquo;t exempt from unknowingly putting Yoshi&rsquo;s resilience to the test. Boshi and he had a fun golf outing last week around Chocolate Island and ended up straying a bit too far from the golfing range when they got lost trying to find their way from hole 13 to hole 14. They ended up wandering into a Dino-Torch enclosure during Dino Rhino mating season and Boshi found himself hounded by a harem of horny female Dino-Torches who had their way with the blue dino. They swarmed him with their short stacked, voluptuous bodies, so much weight crushing the yoshi from them sitting on his face to sharing his cock with group blowjobs to his big ball being sucked while another bounced on his cock. Those plump little shorties were aggressive breeders too, their feral tongues growling, snarling, and roaring out moans, shooting fire into the air as they came all over Boshi. Yoshi managed to slip away and escape their sexual wrath, unfortunately leaving his dear friend at the mercy of all those dripping wet pussies and steaming hot wombs wringing Boshi empty one orgasm after another. Suffice to say, if those girls weren&rsquo;t some of the best damn sex he&rsquo;d ever had, Boshi would&rsquo;ve been a lot more pissed at Yoshi for leaving him to dry out at the hands of those wild, fire-breathing short stacks.<br /><br />&ldquo;Mmhff&hellip;&rdquo; Yoshi huffed, beads of sweat trailing down his body. His hand squeezed at the base of his cock, slowly gliding up its glistening wet length to the tip where a small collection of precum oozed onto his digits. He shivered from the warmth, the contact, everything stimulating him, making his nerves dance with pleasure. His trip down memory lane wasn&rsquo;t helping, but fuck did it feel so good just to touch himself. His pace stayed tender, easing along his cock with occasional clenches that sort of shocked him out of those trances, reminding him of what he was doing to himself. &ldquo;I-I can&rsquo;t stop&hellip;&rdquo; Yoshi&rsquo;s will broke down with every stroke, the craving for climax finally winning over. If this is how it was going to be, he just had to make it last, play it out, hold back until midnight. He didn&rsquo;t have a choice, he was too horny to stop now.<br /><br />&ldquo;If I occupy myself with my thoughts&hellip; maybe I won&rsquo;t focus on&hellip; a-aah..~&rdquo; He cooed from the tingles up his spine, gripping the base firmly and watching his cock flare up from his squeeze, the streams of precum easing for the moment before his loosened grip allowed a thick globule to race down his underside. Yoshi closed his eyes, trying to let his mind wander again. But the pleasure was too much to focus on much else than his needy cock making a mess of his hand. He groaned and bit his lip, breathing getting a bit erratic now. He wasn&rsquo;t close, far from it in fact, but he still had about an hour to go before he could let the dam break and even at the pace he was going now, he wasn&rsquo;t sure if he&rsquo;d make it with how sensitive his glans were. Every stroke caressed the glans of his cock in a way that made him quake and moan, his left foot twitching involuntarily in response.<br /><br />&ldquo;I-if I can&rsquo;t think it&hellip; p-put something on!&rdquo; Yoshi hurried his free hand to the mouse, navigating to his bookmarks to open a Kooplappas tab. Yoshi had a bit of a species kink when it came to koopas so he frequented the Kooplappas site, the most popular hub for koopa sex workers to share their bodies for the world to get off to. His most recent kicks came in the form of the &lsquo;brothers&rsquo; species&ndash;hammer bros., fire bros., all of those guys. A lot of &lsquo;bros&rsquo; koopa content creators produced a lot of incest porn from staged scenes of siblings having sex to the typical step-sibling scenarios to actual real life siblings and step-siblings fucking each other&rsquo;s brains out. Incestuous relationships weren&rsquo;t at all a problem for species like the dinos and koopas since their genetic make ups were different from humans. Generations upon generations of a family could be purely incestuous with no consequences so many families who loved each other dearly often let that love blossom into romance and relationships or sexual benefits.<br /><br />Yoshi&rsquo;s attention was glued to the screen once more, this time putting on a video of an ice sis surrounded by four hung and horny fire bros. They looked her over with hunger in their eyes, the lone ice throwing koopa staring amongst her peers with sultry eyes and a giggle as she slowly undressed herself from her shell, exposing her pudgy, soft body. She had a nice belly on her, perfect for hefting and squeezing, plump tits for groping and kneading, love handles just begging for hardcore doggystyle, a cute face with thick lashes and icy blue eyeshadow that matched her shell and shoes color. Her stubby tail wagged above a fat ass covered in large, dark orange freckles that gave her a lot of sex appeal to anyone who was a freckle lover. Yoshi was panting heavily, just looking at that beautiful, chubby woman making his heart throb with the same excitement as his dick did. He tried to steady his pace, keep his pumping slow, but seeing that beautiful ice sis getting tongue bathed by her brothers made his nostrils flare, the male&rsquo;s heat to her chill causing steam to rise from her body in a bout of passion.<br /><br />&ldquo;Nmmhff&hellip; e-easy.. eeeasy&hellip; f-fffuuck&hellip;&rdquo; Yoshi&rsquo;s legs closed instinctively after a particularly strong spark of pleasure, his hand letting go and watching his cock flex repeatedly. He held his breath, clenching up to push back the sensations. Every nerve in his body tingled with orgasmic warmth that made him shudder and whine when the sudden welling feeling in his loins began to dissipate into nothing but a dull, throbbing reminder of his torment. &ldquo;Sh-shit, that came up on me s-so suddenly&hellip; hooh my stars, I almost nutted right there&hellip; g-gotta hold back, I gotta&hellip;&rdquo; He chanced a quick look at the clock and whined again. &ldquo;30 minutes&hellip; I&rsquo;m so close, I can&rsquo;t give up now, but&hellip;&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Huuhnnnh, oohh fuck fuck fuck! Mmhhh m-mercyyyy-uhnnffffuuck~!&rdquo; The ice sis cried out, her legs being forced open by two of the males while another violated her vagina with rapid licks and loud slurps at her cunt. He assaulted her insides with his boiling tongue inside her chilled pussy, so much steam, sweat, and nectar emanating from her crotch while her clit was attacked by his rapid stroking digits. She shook and howled, pinned by her horny assailants who milked pleasure from her body, watching her writhe and shake as she came hard into the male&rsquo;s mouth, the fire bro drinking her up greedily before pulling away, letting her squirt all over his face while moaning like an insatiable beast. The entire time, he rapidly jerked himself off, groaning and whining hungrily for the woman&rsquo;s body. Just when she thought they were going to give her a short break from cumming so hard&ndash;the fire bros holding her legs let her go&ndash;the one eating her out crawled on top of her, jerking off the whole way and moaning out loud. A long, thick rope of cum sprayed the ice sis&rsquo; pussy and he dove right into her sopping wet depths, getting a euphoric cry out of her when he began pummeling her as he nutted deep into the gal&rsquo;s depths.<br /><br />&ldquo;Haaah&hellip; that&rsquo;s so hot, f-ffuuuck&hellip; fuck, please i-is it midnight yet!?&rdquo; Yoshi was beginning to lose control of his own hand, his pumping getting more frantic and sloppy. Every motion was loud with slop and squelches, his body quivering all over and hips starting to buck in tandem with his sporadic jerking. &ldquo;Come on&hellip; c-come on, come on&hellip; 11:50&hellip; h-hold back&hellip; hold back..!&rdquo; Yoshi grit his teeth, his whimpers full of desperation for the end. He felt the tingle of orgasm rush into the tip of his cock and every part of his body immediately locked up, clenching down hard on himself to pull back his climax before it came out.<br /><br />&ldquo;Nnnggh! N-no&hellip;. not yet!... Fffuuuck..!&rdquo; He cursed with frustration, a bit of cloudy pre spilling down his underside and smearing over his precum slathered hand. He almost came. Fuck, it felt so good&hellip; edging himself like that, right on the very cusp of an eruption. The agonizing pleasure of being so close mixing with the trepidation of teetering too far over the edge was euphoric. It bordered on the side of pain while remaining torturously blissful. His cock head kept flaring with life, so ready to feel the sprays of semen ruin his bedroom walls and computer desk but it wasn&rsquo;t time yet, he had to keep resisting until the clock struck midnight.<br /><br />&ldquo;A-almost there&hellip; almost&hellip; ffuck, fuck fuck fuck almost there, I&rsquo;m s-so&hellip; so-sososo close <strong>ffuuck!</strong>&rdquo; Yoshi trembled violently, the entire chair rattling under his ministrations. When the welling heat of orgasm finally passed back into his loins, the green dino didn&rsquo;t even attempt to be subtle about it, immediately returning to a full force assault on his cock. He fucked his soaked hand like a sopping wet cunt begging to be impregnated, images of Birdo bouncing on his cock and her belly rounding heavy with his excessive seed, Orange sucking his cock and watching the bulges of cum endlessly racing down his throat. He hissed sharply, biting his tongue harder than he meant, drawing a little blood but it didn&rsquo;t matter to him. He was lost to euphoria. He couldn&rsquo;t stop himself. No more holding back. It felt too fucking good to stop again.<br /><br />&ldquo;11:59&hellip; 11:59&hellip; f-fuck&hellip; fuck!! Fucking&hellip; <strong>CHANGE</strong> already!!&rdquo; Yoshi roared at the digital clock on his desktop&rsquo;s toolbar. Never did a single minute feel this long in Yoshi&rsquo;s life before. His balls churned, loud and sloshing with so much backed up cum ready to blow. &ldquo;PLEASE!! I&rsquo;m so close&hellip; I&rsquo;m s-so so so&hellip; ffucking close, so close, s-so CLOSE!&rdquo; Yoshi howled, his back arched, rutting his hand. The pleasure rushed through his balls and burned in the pit of his stomach. No turning back. In his desperation, the dino&rsquo;s clenched shut eyes squinted open just in time to see it.<br /><br />11:59&hellip; 12:00, December 1st.<br /><br />&ldquo;Yes! YES! Finally! <strong>FFFUUCK!</strong>&rdquo; Yoshi kicked himself away from the desk a short distance and he let the dam break. He howled, then screamed, then <strong>roared</strong> with 30 straight days of frustration, all culminating into one explosive moment. Like an active volcano, ribbons upon hot and stringy ribbons of cum shot violently from Yoshi&rsquo;s cock, the male&rsquo;s hand <strong>wringing out</strong> his base with a powerful grip and rapid stroking, watching his cock flex uncontrollably while pouring his balls out all over the floor, the computer desk, his keyboard, the computer screen, the wall behind the desk. Nowhere was safe from Yoshi&rsquo;s orgasm, his eyes rolled up then shut tight, his moans persisting, surely waking up someone in the neighborhood with his piercing cries of orgasmic delight. But he didn&rsquo;t care. Nothing, nobody mattered in that moment. The only thing that he cared about was the overwhelming stimulation that bolted through his entire body like surges through a live wire.<br /><br />Yoshi nutted all over the screen of a deeply gangbanged ice sis getting her pussy, ass, and mouth pistoned into by her fire bro siblings, he ruined the keyboard with endless ribbons seeping into the holes between the keys, he left gloopy streaks hosing the bedroom wall, he shot high into the air and slathered his white front with a fresh coat of off-white <em>paint.</em> Yoshi came for a minute straight, his massive balls churning up everything he had to offer until their intense swelling deflated back to its usual, apple-sized coin pouch.<br /><br />By the time he finished ruining half his bedroom with his white fireworks, Yoshi was barely conscious, covered in dribbling streaks and ropes much like the sea of ribbons that plastered everything directly in front of him. The room reeked of sweat, musk, and cum, his heartbeat pounding in his earholes. His entire body shut down, muscles refusing to respond, cock still throbbing like mad for a little while longer. All he heard was his sporadic breathing and the faint white noise of raunchy gangbang sex in the porn video that was still playing on his PC. The dinosaur moaned weakly, a slutty smile on his face, weary eyes staring down at his dick with blurred vision. He watched it soften, finally going flaccid after hours of aching arousal. He felt&hellip; <em>good.</em> His consciousness began to ebb, Yoshi releasing a husky breath and sighing in blissful contentment.<br /><br />&ldquo;Next one&hellip; goes in Birdo&rsquo;s womb..~&rdquo; Yoshi growled, exerting the last of his energy on lusting for his lover. Then he passed out. He&rsquo;ll clean his mess up in the morning. He deserved this.</span>",
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