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They are experts in the use of both swords, they tend to use other methods to defeat there foes. Experts in in food poisoning and allergic reactions they tend to work quietly. in most cases the actions of a fry cook can never be proven but if it comes to a fight they tend to prefer to fight from range with thrown meat skewers or with there own weapon of office the deadly spatula. (the one seen here is based on real world spatulas). Like the field cook Fry Cook's can be rather mercenary selling there services to the highest bidder. Fry cooks are often hired as body guards as much as assassins since they know the ins and outs of the assassin's game. The most dangerous place to be is between two competing Fry cooks. 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Here you see the varied positions available to the second rank of Combat cooks

The chefs have been granted the second blade of the combat cooks. The Boning Sword, It's a long thin blade with a decent reach. Like it's common cutlery relative the sword is designed to work in around joints parting flesh from the bone, But in this case most of the joints are armors so the thinner blade is needed to slip into the gaps to the meat down below

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