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  "writing": "Plumero gulped as he walked through the Disco Nest. The beats were bopping and music was jamming as the lights nearly blinded the peacock. His eyes squinted as he fumbled his way through the crowd, being bumped by some larger feathered beings, particularly one ostrich who was so drunk they couldn't tell their left from their right leg. \n\nBut after making it through the crowded dance floor, he stumbled his way up some steps to the lounge. Once his wobbly legs made it to the top, he found a half empty glass of water on a table and looked into it to brush his crown and crest with his feathery hand. \n\nHe sighed, and smiled as he was happy with his look, right before a cassowary picked up and snarled at him. Plumero grinned nervously and quickly scattered in the opposite direction. \n\nOnce his heart had calmed down, he reached into his pants pocket and pulled out the letter he had received from his fraternity when they found out his body count was zero. \n\nGet laid by a broad by Friday, or don't bother coming back!\n\n-Lord Plume\n\nAlpha Alpha Beak\n\nPlumero tucked it back where it belonged, and looked around for any lone ladies. \n\nOver in the corner sat a crow who was drinking their wormtini. Plumero gulped, adjusted his collared shirt, and strutted his way over to the table with his chest puffed out and train spread out for all to see. His vibrant blue feathered chest glimmered and shined in the dance club's lights, while his tail feathers made of rich green and dazzling blue were animated with every step he took. As he got close, his feathers bumped into other patrons. Some scowled and huffed, but one particular cardinal fumed as some herls brushed his beer. \n\n``Excuse me my fine lady.'' Plumero said with a grin and wriggle of his eyebrows to the crow, who looked back at him with confusion. ``Are you a bird bath? Because I'm soaked in love alre-OOF!'' \n\nThe cardinal had shoved Plumero, making him fall to the ground. ``Watch where you're going mister flam-boy-ant.'' To which his friends collectively gave him high fives. \n\n``Right...'' Said the crow. ``I'm going to go.'' And she left to a different table. \n\n``Damn it.'' Plumero said. \n\n - \n\n``Excuse me, my ladies.'' Plumero said with a bow to three geese as a table. ``Are you all breadcrumbs? Because I've been chasing you all day.'' He winked with an awkward smile. \n\n``We're dudes man.'' Said one of the geese in a deep voice. \n\n``Huh?!'' Plumero said as shock became written all over his face and his train retreated back to normal. \n\n``Yeah. We've got cocks.'' Said another goose. ``We just enjoy makeup.'' \n\n``I am, SO sorry.'' Plumero said as he slowly backed up. \n\nThe third goose leaned over. ``Though, can't say I've ever been with a Peacock before. What do you say hun? You wanna `Pea' the `cock' to this here flock? Oh he's running away...'' \n\n``Bummer.'' \n\n - \n\n``Ex. Scuze. Me. My. Fine. Lady.'' Plumero said with bated breath to two Parrots, one of which whose eyes were wide with fear and the other looking very unimpressed. ``I. Must. Be. A. Hatch. Ling. Be. Cause. I've. Im. Print. Ed. On. You. PHEW.'' \n\n``Yeaaaaaaah I?m married.'' Said the one scared holding up a ring on her feathered finger. \n\n``Also, that was one of the worst pickup lines I've ever heard. That might be on par with `Polly want a penis?''' \n\n``Uh...'' Plumero quickly reached into his pocket. ``Hold on, uh, I have some better ones!'' He pulled out a stack of index cards and held them in his feathers. ``Uuuhhh, is your name Feather? Because you've ruffled my heart.'' \n\n``Ugh.'' Said the parrots in unison. \n\n``Wait wait! I have more.'' He quickly fumbled through the cards, trying to find ones he didn't use that night. ``Uh, you bring the beak, and I'll bring the seed.'' His face turned red after he realized what he had just said. ``Oooohhh that's a bad one...'' \n\n``Gross!'' The parrots said. \n\n``Come on Lola! We're leaving.'' Both parrots got up from their seats, huffed, and walked off. \n\n``Wait! Uh! I have cleaner ones in here!'' Plumero cried but the ladies had already left. ``Aaaaww man. Freaking last time I ask the Internet forums for pickup lines.'' He then tossed his cards to the ground and groaned. \n\n``I don't know.'' Said a feminine voice behind Plumero. He quickly turned to see a dove who was maybe half his size looking at his poorly written pickup lines. She was the definition of a short stack, where her chest was naturally puffed out from how large her breasts were being packed into her low v-neck sweater, and how her ass was juicier than a chicken thigh. Her leggings looked as if they were about to bust open from all the junk she was packing in that trunk, and the massive plump thighs that could crush his skull without a moment's notice. Her head and neck were covered in rich dark green, that would make an emerald jealous. Her gray feathers had a luscious sheen across them, as if they were perfectly preened, and the pattern of alternating light and dark grays along her arms and back would be enough to attract any bird of any species. ``I kind of like this one. `This display isn't even my final form.''' She chucked. ``It's silly, and reminds me of my favorite anime.'' \n\n``You, you watch Phoenix Sphere Z?!'' \n\n``Mhm!'' The dove said with a nod and smile. ``It's a classic.''\n\nPumero's heart began to throb. ``Oh my gosh.'' \n\n``Say, I've been listening to you give those parrots some cheese pickup lines. But how about I give you one of my favorite ones. Is your face a perch? Because I want to sit on it all night long.'' She wriggled her eyebrows and smirked. \n\nPlumero's train fanned out to its full extent as he stared into the dove's eyes. ``My face can be whatever you want it to be...'' He said in a deadpan tone as he stared at the dove?s gorgeous face. \n\nThe dove giggled. ``I like you.'' And extended her hand. ``My name's Dottie. What's yours?'' \n\n``Pl-Pl-Plumero.'' He gulped as his eyes glanced down at her ready to bust cleavage. \n\n``Say uh, Plumero, this place is a little loud and doesn't have as great of taste in music. What do you say we uh...'' She brought her feathered hand to his chest and rubbed his shirt sensually. ``Go back to my nest, and you can roost with me for the night.'' \n\n``OKAY!'' Plumero said with a massive grin. \n\nDottie giggled again. ``Come on pretty boy. Let's go have some Nestflix and Chill.'' \n\n - \n\nPlumero arrived at Dottie?s apartment. ``Come on sugar.'' She said as she gestured him in. ``Let's get to know each other a little bit better.'' He gulped and stepped in with her, closing the door behind him. ``Now, I'm not going to beat around the nest Plumero.'' She locked the door. ``Spring has just started, and my body is aching to have a full birdhouse this upcoming month. If you, catch my drift.'' She winked. \n\nPlumero grinned and nodded rapidly. ``Oh my gosh yes I do.'' \n\nDottie licked her beak. ``Perfect. Now, let me see what I'm working with here.'' She brought her hand to her chin and rested her head on it. \n\nPlumero smiled as he puffed out his chest and put his train out on display, and gave a little twirl. Dottie chuckled softly, and he stopped with his cheeks reddening. ``What did I do?'' \n\n``I meant what is underneath the pants silly.'' \n\nPlumero nearly gasped as he quickly began to pull down his pants. They dropped to the floor, and he showed off the slit at his pelvis, with a red pointy tipped cock starting to poke itself out. \n\n``Mmmmm. That worm in your pants looks delicious.'' Dottie said as she sauntered over to Plumero. ``Mind if I, get a taste of him?'' \n\n``NOT AT ALL!'' Plumero screamed with excitement. \n\nDottie chuckled and began to remove her low cut crop top. Her massive chest nearly popped out from underneath the constraints of her clothes. Her torso was just now in a bra, that wasn't even fully covering her areolas. \n\nPlummero's cock quickly began to leave his slit, and started to act like a worm escaping the ground. \n\n``Ooooohhh, you got a feisty worm in there.'' She let out a soft moan as she unclasped her bra, letting her breasts that were as large as beach balls pop out. ``Let's see if I can calm him down.'' She positioned herself in front of Plummero with her breasts pressing against his belly, then got down to her knees with her bosom caressing and smooshing his shaft. \n\nPlummero couldn't help but moan as his dick slid between her cleavage, and popped out from the top as she got below him. Dottie opened her beak and moved to the slippery cock, and wrapped her tongue around the tip. He felt his legs go weak as her long appendage snaked its way around his shaft. \n\nHis breathing quickened as her beak made its way down to his pelvis, and her tongue coerced his cock deep down into her gullet. Her arms were wrapped around his waist with her breasts spreading his legs like a cat in heat. \n\nThe peacock's cheeks reddened and he began to pant as he felt his libido quickly rising. \n\nThe dove cooed and murred to herself while slurping down his cock. The slippery appendage squirmed around in her tight fatty throat as best as it could. She continued to gulp repeatedly, using her muscles against the thick cock inside her. She glanced up at the peacock to see him struggling at keeping it together, and smiled to herself. \n\nHis moans and caws grew louder the longer she went at sucking the long girthy member. But it became amplified when he felt his climax hit him. He thrusted into her throat as the first thick seed of cum ejaculated from his tip. The warm goopy seed coated her throat as it traveled down her slick tight throat. \n\nPlummero got a few more thrusts and cum shots deep down in her greedy gullet before his climax came to an end. He placed hands on her shoulders for support as his shaky legs almost gave out from underneath him. \n\nDottie cooed some more as she slurped on the retreating cock. A thin string of cum connected her beak to his pelvis as his shaft entered his slit. ``Mmmm.'' She said. ``I'm feeling pretty full now though.'' \n\nPlummero panted as he rested his pelvis atop her mighty bosom. ``Ye-Yeah?'' \n\n``Mhm. But uh...'' She ran her hand along his pelvis and up to his chest before placing her feathery palm on his flat tummy. ``As I recall when I gave you that pickup line, you agreed to let me perch on your face? Correct?'' \n\n - \n\nSounds of creaking, cooing, and moaning came from Plummero's apartment bedroom. Inside, on top of the bed, Dottie was face down and ass up with her head resting on top of her heavy set bosom. The fat on her body rippled with every hearty slap of Rumero's pelvis against her fat ass. His hands were gripping onto her dump truck while her moans were bellowed between her tits. The scent of their passionate love making filled their air, fueling their devoted love. \n\nPlummero's cock slid deep inside of Dottie's tight love tunnel on every heavy thrust. The tip teased at her cervix while the base stretched her pussy. Her fingers were massaging away at her bean, getting crushed between her own plump pelvis and his firm tone one. Her panting had increased in tempo, until her own climax had hit her. Her inner walls began to convulse and tug on the shaft inside her, desiring more than just a piping, but a filling to go along with it. ``OH GOSH DO IT PLUMMERO!'' She cried. ``STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!'' \n\nPlummero grunted and moaned as he felt Dottie's tight loins massage and pull on his shaft. He gave two more hearty thrusts before his cock swelled, and began to release the dam. His hot seed shot down into Dottie's velvety walls, coating the wet surface with his sticky jizz. The cum splashed against her cervix, forcing it to backup and stuff her full of pure cock and seed. \n\nDottie gave breathy moans as the cum splashed back against Plummero's cock, dripped down her pussy, and along her fingers. She slowly pulled her sticky goopy covered digits away and relaxed her body against the bed with a smile. \n\nPlummero gave an exhausted sigh with a smirk, as he pulled out and plopped down next to Dottie. ``Hot. Damn.'' He said with his chest still heaving. ``Never did I think I'd find someone who would have as high of a libido to go on a month long fuck fest with me.'' \n\nA wide grin showed on Dottie's face as she rolled over onto her side and faced Plummero. ``Never did I think I'd find such a stunning and loving man to take me on such a passionate journey.'' Her fingers ran along his chest and down his slit. ``Thank you Plummero Junior.'' \n\n``He says you're welcome.'' Plummero said with a light chuckle. ``Speaking of Junior, how do the eggs feel today?'' \n\nDottie moved her clean hand down to her round looking belly and began to rub it. ``I think they'll be ready to be laid soon.'' Then she looked up at Plummero. ``You ready to be a dad, husband to be?'' She raised her dirty hand up to show a ring on her finger covered in cum. \n\nPlummero smiled and placed his hand on her belly. ``Always.'' \n\n",
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I have more.&#039;&#039; He quickly fumbled through the cards, trying to find ones he didn&#039;t use that night. ``Uh, you bring the beak, and I&#039;ll bring the seed.&#039;&#039; His face turned red after he realized what he had just said. ``Oooohhh that&#039;s a bad one...&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``Gross!&#039;&#039; The parrots said. <br /><br />``Come on Lola! We&#039;re leaving.&#039;&#039; Both parrots got up from their seats, huffed, and walked off. <br /><br />``Wait! Uh! I have cleaner ones in here!&#039;&#039; Plumero cried but the ladies had already left. ``Aaaaww man. Freaking last time I ask the Internet forums for pickup lines.&#039;&#039; He then tossed his cards to the ground and groaned. <br /><br />``I don&#039;t know.&#039;&#039; Said a feminine voice behind Plumero. He quickly turned to see a dove who was maybe half his size looking at his poorly written pickup lines. She was the definition of a short stack, where her chest was naturally puffed out from how large her breasts were being packed into her low v-neck sweater, and how her ass was juicier than a chicken thigh. Her leggings looked as if they were about to bust open from all the junk she was packing in that trunk, and the massive plump thighs that could crush his skull without a moment&#039;s notice. Her head and neck were covered in rich dark green, that would make an emerald jealous. Her gray feathers had a luscious sheen across them, as if they were perfectly preened, and the pattern of alternating light and dark grays along her arms and back would be enough to attract any bird of any species. ``I kind of like this one. `This display isn&#039;t even my final form.&#039;&#039;&#039; She chucked. ``It&#039;s silly, and reminds me of my favorite anime.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``You, you watch Phoenix Sphere Z?!&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``Mhm!&#039;&#039; The dove said with a nod and smile. ``It&#039;s a classic.&#039;&#039;<br /><br />Pumero&#039;s heart began to throb. ``Oh my gosh.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``Say, I&#039;ve been listening to you give those parrots some cheese pickup lines. But how about I give you one of my favorite ones. Is your face a perch? Because I want to sit on it all night long.&#039;&#039; She wriggled her eyebrows and smirked. <br /><br />Plumero&#039;s train fanned out to its full extent as he stared into the dove&#039;s eyes. ``My face can be whatever you want it to be...&#039;&#039; He said in a deadpan tone as he stared at the dove?s gorgeous face. <br /><br />The dove giggled. ``I like you.&#039;&#039; And extended her hand. ``My name&#039;s Dottie. What&#039;s yours?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``Pl-Pl-Plumero.&#039;&#039; He gulped as his eyes glanced down at her ready to bust cleavage. <br /><br />``Say uh, Plumero, this place is a little loud and doesn&#039;t have as great of taste in music. What do you say we uh...&#039;&#039; She brought her feathered hand to his chest and rubbed his shirt sensually. ``Go back to my nest, and you can roost with me for the night.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``OKAY!&#039;&#039; Plumero said with a massive grin. <br /><br />Dottie giggled again. ``Come on pretty boy. Let&#039;s go have some Nestflix and Chill.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />&nbsp;- <br /><br />Plumero arrived at Dottie?s apartment. ``Come on sugar.&#039;&#039; She said as she gestured him in. ``Let&#039;s get to know each other a little bit better.&#039;&#039; He gulped and stepped in with her, closing the door behind him. ``Now, I&#039;m not going to beat around the nest Plumero.&#039;&#039; She locked the door. ``Spring has just started, and my body is aching to have a full birdhouse this upcoming month. If you, catch my drift.&#039;&#039; She winked. <br /><br />Plumero grinned and nodded rapidly. ``Oh my gosh yes I do.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />Dottie licked her beak. ``Perfect. Now, let me see what I&#039;m working with here.&#039;&#039; She brought her hand to her chin and rested her head on it. <br /><br />Plumero smiled as he puffed out his chest and put his train out on display, and gave a little twirl. Dottie chuckled softly, and he stopped with his cheeks reddening. ``What did I do?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``I meant what is underneath the pants silly.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />Plumero nearly gasped as he quickly began to pull down his pants. They dropped to the floor, and he showed off the slit at his pelvis, with a red pointy tipped cock starting to poke itself out. <br /><br />``Mmmmm. That worm in your pants looks delicious.&#039;&#039; Dottie said as she sauntered over to Plumero. ``Mind if I, get a taste of him?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``NOT AT ALL!&#039;&#039; Plumero screamed with excitement. <br /><br />Dottie chuckled and began to remove her low cut crop top. Her massive chest nearly popped out from underneath the constraints of her clothes. Her torso was just now in a bra, that wasn&#039;t even fully covering her areolas. <br /><br />Plummero&#039;s cock quickly began to leave his slit, and started to act like a worm escaping the ground. <br /><br />``Ooooohhh, you got a feisty worm in there.&#039;&#039; She let out a soft moan as she unclasped her bra, letting her breasts that were as large as beach balls pop out. ``Let&#039;s see if I can calm him down.&#039;&#039; She positioned herself in front of Plummero with her breasts pressing against his belly, then got down to her knees with her bosom caressing and smooshing his shaft. <br /><br />Plummero couldn&#039;t help but moan as his dick slid between her cleavage, and popped out from the top as she got below him. Dottie opened her beak and moved to the slippery cock, and wrapped her tongue around the tip. He felt his legs go weak as her long appendage snaked its way around his shaft. <br /><br />His breathing quickened as her beak made its way down to his pelvis, and her tongue coerced his cock deep down into her gullet. Her arms were wrapped around his waist with her breasts spreading his legs like a cat in heat. <br /><br />The peacock&#039;s cheeks reddened and he began to pant as he felt his libido quickly rising. <br /><br />The dove cooed and murred to herself while slurping down his cock. The slippery appendage squirmed around in her tight fatty throat as best as it could. She continued to gulp repeatedly, using her muscles against the thick cock inside her. She glanced up at the peacock to see him struggling at keeping it together, and smiled to herself. <br /><br />His moans and caws grew louder the longer she went at sucking the long girthy member. But it became amplified when he felt his climax hit him. He thrusted into her throat as the first thick seed of cum ejaculated from his tip. The warm goopy seed coated her throat as it traveled down her slick tight throat. <br /><br />Plummero got a few more thrusts and cum shots deep down in her greedy gullet before his climax came to an end. He placed hands on her shoulders for support as his shaky legs almost gave out from underneath him. <br /><br />Dottie cooed some more as she slurped on the retreating cock. A thin string of cum connected her beak to his pelvis as his shaft entered his slit. ``Mmmm.&#039;&#039; She said. ``I&#039;m feeling pretty full now though.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />Plummero panted as he rested his pelvis atop her mighty bosom. ``Ye-Yeah?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``Mhm. But uh...&#039;&#039; She ran her hand along his pelvis and up to his chest before placing her feathery palm on his flat tummy. ``As I recall when I gave you that pickup line, you agreed to let me perch on your face? Correct?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />&nbsp;- <br /><br />Sounds of creaking, cooing, and moaning came from Plummero&#039;s apartment bedroom. Inside, on top of the bed, Dottie was face down and ass up with her head resting on top of her heavy set bosom. The fat on her body rippled with every hearty slap of Rumero&#039;s pelvis against her fat ass. His hands were gripping onto her dump truck while her moans were bellowed between her tits. The scent of their passionate love making filled their air, fueling their devoted love. <br /><br />Plummero&#039;s cock slid deep inside of Dottie&#039;s tight love tunnel on every heavy thrust. The tip teased at her cervix while the base stretched her pussy. Her fingers were massaging away at her bean, getting crushed between her own plump pelvis and his firm tone one. Her panting had increased in tempo, until her own climax had hit her. Her inner walls began to convulse and tug on the shaft inside her, desiring more than just a piping, but a filling to go along with it. ``OH GOSH DO IT PLUMMERO!&#039;&#039; She cried. ``STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!&#039;&#039; <br /><br />Plummero grunted and moaned as he felt Dottie&#039;s tight loins massage and pull on his shaft. He gave two more hearty thrusts before his cock swelled, and began to release the dam. His hot seed shot down into Dottie&#039;s velvety walls, coating the wet surface with his sticky jizz. The cum splashed against her cervix, forcing it to backup and stuff her full of pure cock and seed. <br /><br />Dottie gave breathy moans as the cum splashed back against Plummero&#039;s cock, dripped down her pussy, and along her fingers. She slowly pulled her sticky goopy covered digits away and relaxed her body against the bed with a smile. <br /><br />Plummero gave an exhausted sigh with a smirk, as he pulled out and plopped down next to Dottie. ``Hot. Damn.&#039;&#039; He said with his chest still heaving. ``Never did I think I&#039;d find someone who would have as high of a libido to go on a month long fuck fest with me.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />A wide grin showed on Dottie&#039;s face as she rolled over onto her side and faced Plummero. ``Never did I think I&#039;d find such a stunning and loving man to take me on such a passionate journey.&#039;&#039; Her fingers ran along his chest and down his slit. ``Thank you Plummero Junior.&#039;&#039; <br /><br />``He says you&#039;re welcome.&#039;&#039; Plummero said with a light chuckle. ``Speaking of Junior, how do the eggs feel today?&#039;&#039; <br /><br />Dottie moved her clean hand down to her round looking belly and began to rub it. ``I think they&#039;ll be ready to be laid soon.&#039;&#039; Then she looked up at Plummero. ``You ready to be a dad, husband to be?&#039;&#039; She raised her dirty hand up to show a ring on her finger covered in cum. <br /><br />Plummero smiled and placed his hand on her belly. ``Always.&#039;&#039; <br /><br /></span>",
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