Would you guy's consider this a wierd dream? Half of me isn't even sure if it's worth mentioning but I figured some of you might get a kick out of it so here goes. Basically I had this strange short dream that I was Li from Cardcaptors (Cardcaptor Sakura) and for some weird reason or another we were all having our everyday classroom in my own living room. Anyway the teacher suddenly surprised us and was making us all take a surprise swimming and diving class in order to mix things up only I was nervous about exposing my body, being the only male in the classroom as I was surrounded by live-action Japanese schoolgirls (which was weird seeing as how me, Sakura and the teacher were all animated characters). But anyway I protested about how unfair it was he was springing a surprise swimming lesson on us and tried to come up with pitiful excuses like 'I've only just done my hair, etc' but he insisted, and that's when I noticed I had suddenly grown giant anime breasts and was nervous as hell someone would notice them. Realizing I had no choice but to get in the pool like everyone else (which was in my back yard oddly enough where two small swimming pools had suddenly 'grown' in my yard, I figured if I volunteered to go in first while all the girls were still changing, I could be in and out before hopefully anyone would notice I had giant breast hidden between my arms. So I pleaded with the teacher to take my lesson first and he accepted but when I rushed out into the pool I then realized I didn't even have any swim wear at all and didn't want to ruin my underwear as I had nothing else to change into for the rest of the day. So I figured, fuck it. while all the girls were still getting changed (In my kitchen for some weird reason as that was now the girls changing rooms) I'll just strip bare and quickly do my thing. But as I climbed up the diving board the pool kept constantly changing shape, getting smaller and shallower up to the point I was worried I was going to miss the pool and bang my head on the ground. So I just stood up there for ages, trying to focus while the other girls stood there waiting for me to jump. That's when I noticed my breasts had suddenly gone and I was feeling confident in my masculinity again, only by this point the pool had become so small I decided not to bother jump after all as the teacher wasn't even around. So I climbed down and strutted away with a big cheeky smirk on my face (completely forgetting I was balls naked) but it was only when I looked down I realized I was slowly turning Jamaican! But that's not even the weird part, I looked inside my living room and all of the faculty teaching staff were now suddenly dressed up in furry costumes all having a massive orgy in the middle of my living room, all dressed up like angry birds, creepy looking dalmatians and Star Fox characters! (It's a long story, let's just say the other day I came across this hardcore furry's page while browsing deviantart and just KNEW he was going to be in my nightmares from now onwards). But THIS isn't even the weird part, I turned around and then looked down at my genitals and realized my penis was suddenly made entirely out of milk chocolate with novelty googly eyes attached to them, and then to my horror it just dropped off and melted in the sun! But THAT'S not even the weird part, I was worried as hell all the Japanese schoolgirls were going to laugh at me, but instead they all got down on all fours like animals and was licking the chocolate googily eyed penis instead. But BELIEVE ME, THAT'S not even the weird part!! I was completely freaked out and looked down at where my balls once hung and discovered I suddenly had a Vagina in its place with a toy airplane sticking out of it! WTF!! THAT'S not even the weird part! The weird part is, this is actually probably one of the tamest dreams I have ever had, anyone who's seen my past journals or read some of my short stories on this site would probably guess that by a mile, but I just wanted to get your take on this anyway?