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developing this into a webcomic at some point so it's presented and written in the style of a script rather than a story. I do this with most of my written works as I often write them with the intent of later developing them into something beyond its written form, either as a webcomic or an animated feature.\n\nYou can see the original submission with images for each character here as you may find it easier to read in this form.\nhttp://thecrimsonemo.deviantart.com/journal/Dr-Eggman-s-Cross-Dimensional-Adventure-422418906", "description_bbcode_parsed": "I've often danced around the idea of what it could possibly be like if Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the hedgehog video game series ever met up with his 1993 Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog TV counterpart, or what both AoSTH and SatAM would be like if both incarnations of Robotnik ever switched places, sticking AoSTH Robotnik in Robotropolis and SatAM Robotnik in the more cartoony version of Planet Mobius.
I had this idea for a mini-story in my head last year and it felt too good to just let it go to waste so I had to flesh it out and turn it into an actual story.

I'm planning on developing this into a webcomic at some point so it's presented and written in the style of a script rather than a story. I do this with most of my written works as I often write them with the intent of later developing them into something beyond its written form, either as a webcomic or an animated feature.

You can see the original submission with images for each character here as you may find it easier to read in this form.
http://thecrimsonemo.deviantart.com/journal/Dr-Eggman-...", "writing": "[b]Dr. Eggman's Cross Dimensional Adventure[/b]\n\nThe story takes place on AOSTH's Planet Mobius, just outside of Robotnik's fortress a door to another dimension opens up and Dr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot come flying out of the portal, landing in a pile on top of each other.\nDr. Eggman, Cubot & Orbot - Dooof!!\nOrbot - It appears that we've made it boss.\nDr. Eggman - Grrrr! Get off of me you lug-nut! (to Cubot on his head)\nCubot - Oh wow-ee, would you look at this place? It looks all rocky and cartoony-ish... lookin'\n(Eggman dusts himself off)\nDr. Eggman - It appears that my dimensional gateway device still has a few adjustments that need to be made. If I'm correct however, we should very well be in an alternate dimensional version of our own universe.\nCubot - Er... an alter-what?\nDr. Eggman - Oh for the love of... It means dummy, that this is what our world looks like in one of the many parallel dimensions that exists out there in the known Universe. (pulls a device from out of his back pocket and tinkers with it) Now all we have to do is meet up with this realities version of Dr. Eggman and together, we can travel to all of the other known realities out there and finally wipe out that annoying blue hedgehog from existence once and for all.\nCubot - Gee, that could take ages to find him way out here in a place like this. There doesn't seem to be anything around for miles.\nDr. Eggman - It shouldn't take me too long, all I have to do is fine tune my tracking device to locate what other signature pulse in this dimension matches my own...\nOrbot is admiring Dr. Robotnik's fortress which is right behind them as Eggman and Cubot haven't yet noticed it.)\nOrbot - You shouldn't have to look too hard boss, that structure on the top of that mountain bears quite a remarkable resemblance to your own Ego... *ahem* prowess.\nEggman walks over (as Cubot turns around) to join Orbot in looking at the fortress. Eggman then checks his device to see the tracking signal identifying a perfect match inside)\nDr. Eggman - Yes, indeed. This could be just what we're looking for.\nThey walk up the path as the camera pans out from behind them\n\n-Next scene-\nIn Robotnik's fortress.\nDr. Robotnik is sitting in a chair wearing nothing but a purple bath robe and a fez hat, with his feet up on the desk, yelling at someone over the phone for not getting his pizza order correct.\nDr. Robotnik - I don't CARE what your policy entails, you Sniveling Travel Agent! I am Dr. Rrrrrrrrrobotnik! I get whatever I want! And if I want hard boiled Egg's soaked in vinegar for over 39 hundred hours as toppings for my Pizza order, you'd better well comply, otherwise YOUR ESTABLISHMENT WILL BE HISTORY, PALSY!\nPerson on the phone - But sir, we don't even have the kind of resources to handle an order of 29 dozen pizza's and have them delivered in less than 30 mi...\nDr. Robotnik - RESOURCES!?! Why I've never heard of such lunacy in all my years of dictatorship over the Planet Mobius. (Robotnik get's up in his chair and strangles a live parrot that just so happens to be acting as a paperweight for his desk) I OUGHT TO WRRRRING YOUR THRRROAT, YOU HOLIDAY HOMEWRRECKER!!! You contagious assortment of greasy germs! You... You...\nPerson on the phone - But sir, I-I...\nDr. Robotnik - I'LL GIVE YOU A MESSAGE TO YOUR THROAT, YOU...!! (continues to suffocate the poor innocent parrot with his clenched fist)\n\n-Scene cuts to Dr Eggman, Cubot and Orbot standing outside the fortress doors-\nOrbot - Well boss, this is it. Shall I proceed neighborly by knocking politely on the door?\nCubot - Let me do it. I've always wanted to ring someones doorbell from another dimensional thingy.\nOrbot - I believe the correct term is 'alternate dimension'.\nDr. Eggman - Oh will the two of you shut up and let them know we're here already!?\nOrbot - Yes boss.\nCubot - Aye, aye! (both say together)\n\n-Scene cuts back to inside the fortress where Scratch and Grounder are busy playing video games on the sofa (playing Sonic 2 split screen in Aquatic Ruins Zone: act 1)-\n*knock knock knock*\nScratch- Ooh I've got you now, Grounder!\nGrounder - Oh yeah? Well wait until you see what I've got up my sleeve, Scratch.\nScratch - In your Dreams, needle nose. I've got this in the baaaaaggg.\n*knock knock knock*\nGrounder - Oh yeah, well how about this?\n(Grounder, playing top screen as Sonic jumps on an item box hoping to switch the reverse on Scratch, who was in the lead as Tails, but accidentally opens an Eggman box instead and hurts himself.)\nScratch - BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!\nGrounder - Awwww, thats not fair!\n*knock knock knock*\n(Tails clears the sign post and clears act 1 while Sonic drowns underwater in the top screen)\nScratch - I told you so.\nGrounder - Nuh-uuhh, we've still got one more round, Scratch.\nScratch - Not if -I- get the better score!\n*knock knock knock*\n\n-Scene cuts back to Robotnik still screaming abuse at the pizza manager over the phone, yet now getting fustrated by the constant banging on the door and noise coming from Scratch and Grounder.\nDr. Robotnik - YOU CATHOLIC CROSSDRESSER!! ONE MORE 'BUT' OUT OF YOU AND I'LL REEEAAAALLLYY GIVE YOU A REASON TO CALL YOUR ESTABLISHMENT 'SHAKEY'S PIZZA'!!\n*knock knock knock*\nDr. Robotnik - I'LL... Hmmm? ...IDIOTS!! STOP PLAYING THAT WRRREETCHED GAME AND ANSWER THE DOOR ALREADY!!\n\n-Scene cuts back to Scratch and Grounder on the couch-\nScratch is distracted by Robotnik's yelling to which Grounder uses it to his advantage and slyly switches the two Sega Genesis controllers around.\nScratch - Huh? Did you hear something Grounder?\nGrounder - Nope. Not me. It must of been your imagination, Scratch.\n*knock knock knock*\nGrounder - Oh look at that, guess I really did win after all, huh Scratch.\nScratch - ...Wait a minute!?\n*knock knock knock* *ding dong*\nDr. Robotnik - ANSWER THE DOOR YOU LESBIAN ATHLETES!!!!!!!!!\n\n-Scene cuts back to Eggman, Cubot and Orbot outside-\nOrbot still trying to knock politely on the door.\nOrbot - I guess no one's here after all boss.\nCubot - Oh really? Ah well, at least we tried. (Shrugs his shoulders and is about to wander off)\nDr. Eggman - Oh for the love of... (pulls Cubot's back by the neck with his fingers while still looking at the giant door) I didn't come all this way from another dimension to be rejected at the front door.\nEggman then proceeds to knock harder on the door\nOrbot - Uhh, boss?\nDr. Eggman - Open up! Open up I say! This is a mission of conquest!\n\n-Scene cuts back to Scratch and Grounder now at each others throats, attacking each other with a rolled up newspaper in Scratches free hand and a spare controller in Grounders while they choke each over over a disagreement over who won the match.\nScratch - *Dak-dek-dik-dark-doo-ark-hyah-ha-ha!!*\n*knock knock knock*\nRobotnik then in a cartoony fashion manages to stretch his entire body from the torso up from the room he was in all the way up to them to directly yell at them for not answering the door\nDr. Robotnik - YOU IDIOTS!!! CAN'T YOU FEEBLE MINDED MICROBRRAINS SEE THAT I'M YELLING ON THE PHONE TO THIS (holds the telephone in his hand) MISERABLY UNDERPAID SOCIAL WORKER!?!\nPerson on the phone - Errr... actually sir I...\nRobotnik then out of nowhere immediately grabs the television set with both hands (his whole body now suddenly in frame) lifts it over his head and slam dunks it right in front of Scratch and Grounder in a foul temper, completely destroying it and the Sega Genesis under it then fustratedly storms over to answer the door while Scratch and Grounder hug each other and quiver in fear.\nDr. Robotnik - NOW STOP SQUAWKING LIKE CHIMPANZEE'S AND DO AS I TELL YOU TO DO!!! Brrrr-rrrr-rrrr-rrrr... (storms off in a steam heated temper)\n*knock knock knock* ...*ding dong*\nRobotnik then answers the door to scream at the people banging on the other side.\nDr. Robotnik - WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!?\nDr. Eggman - *Ahem* Pardon me my good fellow, but would you by any chance happen to be this universe's version of Dr. Eggman?\nDr. Robotnik - Huuuhhh?\nOrbot - Actually boss, I believe most of the Sonic fandom still refer to your other self as 'Dr. Robotnik' in this universe's cannon.\nDr. Eggman - Oh *pardon me*, *ahem* Do you by any chance go by the name Dr. Robotnik in this universe's fan-fiction, *err* I mean... cannon?\nCubot Scratches his head and looks on at the conversation completely puzzled as Robotnik just gives Eggman a mean, insulted stare. he then throws his entire upper body outside of the door frame to poke and yell at Dr. Eggman.\n\nDr. Robotnik - LISTEN TO ME YOU SPINY SOLICITOR! I TOLD YOU AND YOUR TOADY RRRODENTS BEFORE, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SALES PITCH OR YOUR PHONY RELIGION, SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LEGAL MATTERS ...AND SCRRRAM!!\nRobotnik then slams the door harshly in Eggman's face as he and Orbot just look on stunned as the wind blows Eggman's mustache and Cubot still floats around completely puzzled.\nCubot - ...Oh I get it. Robotnik! It's 'cus he builds robots, right?\nEggman immediately turns to Cubot and clenches his fists, trying hard to resist pounding some common sense into him.\nDr. Eggman - Grrrr! I won't be spoken down to by a half naked baboon in a bathrobe like that. I'm Dr. Eggman for Pete's sake! Doesn't that mean anything here!?\nOrbot folds his hands behind his back and turns his head away as Robotnik looks to him hoping for a morale boosting response, all the while Cubot too distracted by a butterfly to even be paying attention to the conversation.\nDr. Eggman - Grrrr! Fine! If that's how you want to play it...\nEggman proceeds to bang harshly on the door knocker again.\n\nThis time Coconuts with an apron (from mopping up the kitchen) opens the door.\ncamera then cuts to the other side of the door to Robotnik who was just in the middle of walking away, turning around absolutely fustrated that the person who he had just told to go away still has the balls to persist.\nDr. Robotnik - Huh!? HOW --DARE-- YOU INTERRUPT ME IN MY FORTRESS OF GOOD SOLITUDE WHEN I'M TRYING TO LOOK BUSY!! (Scratch and Grounder in the background upset over the broken TV and on their hands and knees, trying to piece together the broken pieces of it.\nDr. Eggman - Well pardon me for intruding, but you never gave me the chance to properly introduce myself. You see, I'm actually YOU from another dimension. And these two clunker heads are my assistants, Orbot and Cubot.\nOrbot and Cubot wave.\nOrbot - Please to make your acquaintance.\nCubot - Nice to meetcha!\nScratch and Grounder (obviously listening in on the conversation) look on in confusion then look at each other completely puzzled.\nScratch and Grounder - Huh??\nRobotnik then leaps over to the door to address Dr. Eggman in person.\nDr. Robotnik - You MEAN to tell me... YOU'RE actually MEEE from a parallel universe!?\nDr. Eggman- Well not exactly. You see, there's actually only one known universe, but within that universe (punches down on Cubots head to force him to shoot a projected hologram from his eyes of the entire universe) many alternate dimensions exist.\nI found a way to travel to your dimension and was hoping you would be interested in joining me in ruling over all known realities in the entire universe and finally wiping out that pesky blue hedgehog once and for all.\nRobotnik, completely fascinated by this rubs his chin in wonder.\nDr. Robotnik - Hmmmmm sounds fascinating, and you say you need my help to rule over the galaxy and get rid of that annoying blue rrrodent once and for all do you?\nDr. Eggman - Well I...\nRobotnik then puts his arm around Dr Eggman, inviting him inside.\nDr. Robotnik - Because I have just the thing to finally get rid of Sonic once and for all! Haaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!\n\n-Next scene-\nDr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot are sat awkwardly at a long stretching dinner table with Robotnik in the masters chair with a knife and fork in his hands and a napkin tied around his neck\nDr. Robotnik - IDIOTS!!! WHERE ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS!?!\nScratch runs in with dinner plates.\nScratch- Coming your supreme grouchiness, sir!\nGrounder - Bon appetite!\nScratch and Grounder remove the trays to reveal the dinner plates being served to everyone are nothing but a single hard boiled egg that's been boiled and steamed on a plate.\nRobotnik is then presented with a plate filled with dozens of steamy hard boiled eggs with buttered toast on one side of his plate as a side dish and paint and a paintbrush on the other so he can decorate them as easter eggs if he chooses too.\nDr. Robotnik - AAAHHHHHHH!\nEggman looks on puzzled as Robotnik digs into his eggs with a fork and munches down on as many eggs as he can force onto a fork in one go.\nDr. Robotnik - Now about your generous proposal...\nDr. Eggman - Uhh-yes, I was thinking...\nDr. Robotnik - I want 60% of all revenue gained from the universe after we take over it!\nDr. Eggman - Pardon me!? 60%!? Are you out of your...\nDr. Robotnik - IDIOTS!!!! THIS IS THE WRRRONG PAINTBRRUSH!!!\nScratch runs in with Robotnik's easel set so he can decorate his eggs properly, only Robotnik then proceeds to slap Scratch across the face with the one he was holding in a foul temper!\nDr. Robotnik - I USE THIS BRRUSH WHEN I'M SITTING ON THE TOILET, YOU FEATHER BRAINED BABOON!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE THIS KIND OF NONSENSE AT MY DINNER TABLE!!\nScratch - Aha, yes your maliciousness.\nDr. Eggman - ...AS I WAS SAYING! 60% of all known revenue in the universe is beyond ridiculous when you consider that I...\nDr. Robotnik - WHERE'S MY S.S.S.S.S. SQUAD!? I NEED GOLD IF I'M GOING TO COMPLETE THIS LATEST MASTERPIECE!!\n(Robotnik being too distracted by painting his eggs while resting his bare feet up on the dinner table to even care what Dr. Eggman has to say).\nGrounder appears from under the the table with a small pot of gold paint.\nGrounder - Your gold paint, your grouchiness, sir.\nDr. Robotnik - Ahhhhhhh, this is -JUST- what the Doctor ordered! I need GOLD paint if I'm going to conquer the planet Mobius, enough to show the citizens of this planet how REEEAAAALLLYY artistic I really am.\nDr Eggman shrugs his shoulders in total confusion and frustration then turns to Cubot and Orbot for their analysis.\nOrbot - Do you think it might be possible that your tracking device might of picked up the wrong Eggman in the process?\nDr. Eggman - It's impossible! My device only picks up dimensional being's that match my DNA and IQ perfectly. If anybody here has made a mistake it was you two dunderheads for picking this lousy dimension to start with. Couldn't you have picked that charming dimension with the ABC logo hovering over it?\nOrbot - But we didn't pick the dimensional co-ordinates boss, you choose them at random because you wanted to have the dimensional gateway fitted to act like a slot reel machine.\nCubot - I see the family resemblance.\n(Cubot is holding a turkey leg in his hand from a roast turkey dinner with peas and gravy that was placed right besides him).\nDr. Eggman - Grrr shut up! *whispers* Look, lets just see where this leads and cross over to the next dimension as quickly as possible, as long as the next incarnation of Dr. Eggman is as brilliant as me we shouldn't have any more hiccups in taking over the known universe.*\nOrbot - If you say so, boss.\n\n*Ding!*\nThe countdown egg timer on the table dings, meaning Robotnik is finished painting his egg.\nDr. Robotnik - There, that should do it...\nRobotnik admires his neatly decorated gold and purple egg with green glitter before he spontaneously hurls it at a dartboard on the wall with a picture of Sonic's face on it.\nDr. Robotnik - Huah!\nRobotnik then very spontaneously grabs the entire dining room table off the ground and hurls it out into the other room, forcing everyone else to stop their meal because he's finished eating.\nDr. Robotnik - Woooahahhh\nDr. Eggman - ...What the Heck!?!\nDr. Robotnik - OK boys, now lets get on to more important matters!\nDr. Eggman - ...Finally. Now as I was saying...\nDr. Robotnik - ONTO DESSERT!\nDr. Eggman - Wait a minute!?\nDr. Robotnik - IDIOTS!?! WHERE IS MY DINING ROOM TABLE!!?!\nCamera then cuts to Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts who are completely crushed under the table where Robotnik threw it not two seconds ago.\nGrounder - Over here, your bad temperedness. sir...\nRobotnik then hops up and down completely fustrated.\nDr. Robotnik - YOU DUNCE BOTS!? CAN'T I TRUST YOU TO DO -ANYTHING- RIGHT!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE STRRRAWBERRY PIE WHEN YOUR LYING ON MY ONE AND ONLY DINING ROOM TABLE!?!\nDr. Eggman - Look, can't we just skip the desert and press on to more important matters? I would of thought you of all people would jump at the chance at the offer I'm trying to propose to you.\nDr. Robotnik - Hmmmmmmmm, as much as I do LIKE sttrrawberry piiiieeee... you have an amazing point.\nRobotnik then very proudly marches over to the mirror and opens up his bathrobe to admire his completely naked body in the mirror.\nDr. Robotnik - After all, who else could conquer the entire universe but my brilliant, grrrippling grace and magnificence.\nDr. Eggman - What are you babbling on about now!?\nScratch, Grounder and Coconuts pull themselves from under the dining room table to applaud Robotnik and clap their hands.\nScratch - You're the greatest ruler we've ever saw, your magnificent hunk of mass, you.\nOrbot - *He does have mass alright...*\nDr. Robotnik - YEESSS! I am indeed! I feel so brilliant I could pose in front of this very mirror for HOURS on end. (doing seductive poses in front of the mirror while admiring his naked body)\nRobotnik then spontaneously bursts out into song while prancing in front of the mirror.\nDr. Robotnik - Oh I feel Prreettyyyyy, I feel Prreettyyyyyy, I feel prreetyyyy and whitty and CHARRRRMING! (now he's completely naked)\nDr. Eggman - That does it. I've seen enough. Cubot, Orbot. We're leaving!\nCubot - Ohh, I think those hard boiled egg's did something to my stomach.\nOrbot - You don't have a stomach, pal.\nCubot - I don't... wait, then what was I digesting into this whole time?\n\nRobotnik then dives in front of him to try and block his escape\nDr. Robotnik - No you can't! I won't let you! Not until you've seen my brilliant master invention of course!\nDr. Eggman - Really? And what master invention would that so happen to be? How to pleasure yourself even further while a robot monkey and a chicken stroke your ego with even more applause?\nDr. Robotnik - Oh-ho-ho don't be OBSURRRD my good fellow, I invented that old thing years before I even built this fortress... why the invention I'M referring to is so secret that I've hidden it in a place where that blue hedgehog will NEVER be able to find it.\nSonic - Yo, big daddio!\nFrom the corner of the room, Sonic is standing on top of the window ledge, listening in on their conversation, he then dives down to tease and mock Robotnik\nSonic - Hey 'Ro-nut-nik', I see the cold weather got you feeling a little ...'chilly' downstairs if you know what I mean? (pointing to his genital area as Robotnik covers it up with his hands in shame).\nDr. Robotnik - Harrarrarrmam-narpnarp! You pesky blue buffoon! How DARE you invade my fortress while I'm having an intimate moment in front of complete travelling strrangers!\nSonic - Why me? Because it's what I do best?\nSonic then yanks Robotnik's mustache like an elastic band, ties it up into a complete bow around his face as Robotnik screams \"doohhh\" yanks Robotnik by his then censored penis and spin dashes around the room while carrying him like a ball and chain as he screams.\nSonic - UP... OVER...\nDr. Robotnik - Waaaiiiitttt!! waaaaahhhhh!!!\nSonic - ...And gone home to papa!!\nSonic hurls Robotnik flying into the chandelier on the ceiling as he lies there stunned and fustrated before his own weight causes the thing to collapse on the ground.\nDr. Robotnik - You blasted, miserable and rotten... WOOAHHH!!! *crash*\nRobotnik is then cartoonishly looking dizzy and disgruntled while he lays crushed under his own broken chandelier with a giant lump on his head, his tongue sticking out of his mouth and stars spinning around his head making a tweeting bird chirp.\nSonic then points and laughs at him while Dr. Eggman and everyone else do nothing but observe their behavior.\nSonic - Ha-ha-ha!\nDr. Robotnik - You comically obese no good, homoerotic...!!!\nSonic then yanks Robotnik's mustache very playfully and painfully one last time while tapping his foot.\nDr. Robotnik - ...WAAAAAAHHHH!!! (He then begins to start crying fountains of tears in pain) ohhhhoohoooohhhoooooo... *sob*\nSonic begins to tap his foot impatiently while crossing his arms, waiting for Robotnik to retaliate.\nSonic - Iiiiiiiii'm waaiiitttiinnnggg...\nRobotnik swings to try and grab Sonic but Sonic instantly throws a cream pie with a cherry on top out of nowhere in Robotnik's face, blows a raspberry to him and then zooms off too quick for Robotnik to be able to catch.\nDr. Robotnik - Doooo! ....Hoooff!!\nSonic then dives back up the window to give Tails a high 5 then bid fair well to Robotnik.\nTails - Slick moves, Sonic!\nSonic - Happy Honeymoon, Ro-nut-nik!\nRobotnik is now steaming mad while Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts attempt to lift the broken chandelier from over his head while he vents his frustration.\nDr. Robotnik - I DETEST THAT MISERABLE BLUE PIN CUSHION! HOW DARE HE MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME ON THIS, THE 4056TH ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF RRRROBOTNIK'S HARD BOILED EGG PAINTING TUESDAY!!\nOrbot - But I believe it's Monday in your timeline...\nDr. Robotnik and Dr. Eggman - SILENCE!!\nDr. Eggman - Your dimensional version of Sonic sounds about as much fun to deal with as an infected hemorrhoid. If you still haven't been able to defeat him after all these years then I trust we have a mutual understanding over how important this mission of ours is?\nRobotnik (While being dusted off by his robots) then attempts to cover himself up with his bath robe but then immediately leaps in front of Eggman and points at him.\nDr. Robotnik - I'M GOING TO DEFEAT SONIC ALRIGHT! AND HIS FLYING TWIN TAILED LITTLE HOOD ORNAMENT AS WELL! For I know his very one weakness that's going to help me lure that pesky blue buffoon right into my clutches, BEHOLD!\nRobotnik then grabs a curtain over nowhere and pulls the entire scene over to the next scene where him, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Eggman, Cubot and Orbot are now outside in an entirely different location on a hill outside of a chili dog stand where a lone old rabbit chili dog vendor is struggling to stay awake from lack of customers.\nRobotnik (fully dressed now of course) has a giant device hidden under a green velvet curtain which he then pulls out in sync with the curtain from the previous scene to reveal that his plan was nothing more than a giant over sized mousetrap.\n\nDr. Eggman - This? ...This is your brilliant invention that's supposed to defeat your most hated enemy!?\nDr. Robotnik - Of course. It's so brilliant the plan has 3 whole phrases. (Robotnik points to the chili dog stand where there's a deliberate oil spill leading right to the mouse trap.) First, that annoying little blue pest runs up to the chili dog stand to claim his free grrotesque gourmet chili dogs, THEN he slips over the deliberate oil spill carefully devised by Scrratch and Grrounder and goes flying into my 'Hedgehog Squashing pest catching device' and then...WHAM! No more Sonic! I'll be Freee to conquer ALL of Mobius!\nCubot - Wow! You thought of all that all by yourself!?\nOrbot - It does seem like an extraordinary plan, boss.\nRobotnik then bows.\nDr. Robotnik - Thhaaaaaaannnkk yoouu. And the best part of it all is, the hedgehog has absolutely no idea where this place is even located.\nScratch and Grounder applaud Robotnik\nScratch - Oh-ho, oh-ho, you're my hero, Dr. Robotnik, sir!\nGrounder - Yeah, the hedgehog won't even know what hit him!\nDr. Eggman - I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING!? That has to be the most idiotic and insanely ill devised plan I've ever heard in my entire life!!\nDr. Robotnik - Ooohhh, and I suppose YOU could come up with a better one could you?\nDr. Eggman - I..I..I... ...I'M LEAVING!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'm getting out of this wacky, which way dimension before I lose any more brain cells and actually become anything close to being like you! Come on you nincombots, we're leaving!\nOrbot - \"Yes, your maliciousness!\"\n\nAll of a sudden, out of nowhere, a crazed woman comes stampeding through Dr. Eggman at high speed and dives on top of Robotnik like a wild animal. It turns out it was Momma Robotnik who escaped from the home of 'Really Bizarre Mothers' again.\nDr. Eggman - What the...!?\nDr. Robotnik - WAAAAHHHH!!!\nGrounder - Uh-ohhh, it's Momma Robotniiiikk...\nMomma Robotnik is sitting on top of Robotnik, strangling him in a tangled choke hold while she vents her pent up frustration out on him.\nDr. Robotnik - Momma! YOU ESCAPED AGAIN!!\nMomma Robotnik - You no good, rotten excuse for a swine riddled, Egg bellied son! How many times do I have to tell you, to ALWAYS visit your mother on 'hard boiled egg painting Tuesday'!!\nDr. Robotnik - Oooohhh, I'm sorry Momma, I really am. It's the hedgehog! Honest it was. he maaaddeee me do it! Ow! Owwie! Momma Pleeeaaaassseee!\n\nEggman, Cubot and Orbot just watch on with a completely emotionless gaze, utterly dumbfounded by how bizarre the world they're in is, but while they're distracted by the commotion, they don't even notice Sonic actually running up to the chili dog stand in the distance and falling for Robotnik's very trap exactly how he predicted it.\nSonic - Two chili dogs with all the works my good man ...WAAAAAHHHHhhh! *WHACK!!*\nSonic goes splat like a cartoon pancake right under the mousetrap and ends up looking like a completely disfigured mess with his own jaw and face caught under the metal wires!\nDr. Eggman - I don't believe it...!?\nRobotnik gets up in excitement for finally having caught his age long arch nemesis.\nDr. Robotnik - Ha-haaaa! I've caught you now, you spiny blue pest!\nRobotnik then leaps over to Sonic and blows a childish raspberry at him and proceeds to taunt him.\nDr. Robotnik - You fell right into my trap you miserable defective rrrodent, now I can finally take over all of Mobius and YOU too! (pokes him in the nose) HAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!\nWhile he's busy gloating, his mom gets up and charges at him with her umbrella to continue beating him while he tries to shield himself from her abuse. Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts also coming to his aid.\nDr. Robotnik - Owwie! Owwie! Ow! ow! Owwwiieeeee!\nTails, standing in the distance is worried about Sonic.\nTails - Oh no! Without Sonic around what will I do!? ...I know! I'll go visit the professor and...\n\nAll of a sudden, without warning, a giant piano falls from the sky and completely crushes Tails, causing him to then poke his head out of the broken rubble and see stars with a gigantic lump sticking out of his head and keys in his mouth.\nThe camera pans up to reveal that it was in fact Dr. Eggman standing on top of an old abandoned western style saloon right across from the chili dog stand while holding a giant pair of hedge clippers who cut the suspended piano while Orbot and Cubot hover over besides him.\nEggman then looks over the carnage then turns to address the audience.\nDr. Eggman - Oh come on, when will I ever get the chance to do something like that in my own world?\n\nthe end.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Dr. Eggman's Cross Dimensional Adventure

The story takes place on AOSTH's Planet Mobius, just outside of Robotnik's fortress a door to another dimension opens up and Dr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot come flying out of the portal, landing in a pile on top of each other.
Dr. Eggman, Cubot & Orbot - Dooof!!
Orbot - It appears that we've made it boss.
Dr. Eggman - Grrrr! Get off of me you lug-nut! (to Cubot on his head)
Cubot - Oh wow-ee, would you look at this place? It looks all rocky and cartoony-ish... lookin'
(Eggman dusts himself off)
Dr. Eggman - It appears that my dimensional gateway device still has a few adjustments that need to be made. If I'm correct however, we should very well be in an alternate dimensional version of our own universe.
Cubot - Er... an alter-what?
Dr. Eggman - Oh for the love of... It means dummy, that this is what our world looks like in one of the many parallel dimensions that exists out there in the known Universe. (pulls a device from out of his back pocket and tinkers with it) Now all we have to do is meet up with this realities version of Dr. Eggman and together, we can travel to all of the other known realities out there and finally wipe out that annoying blue hedgehog from existence once and for all.
Cubot - Gee, that could take ages to find him way out here in a place like this. There doesn't seem to be anything around for miles.
Dr. Eggman - It shouldn't take me too long, all I have to do is fine tune my tracking device to locate what other signature pulse in this dimension matches my own...
Orbot is admiring Dr. Robotnik's fortress which is right behind them as Eggman and Cubot haven't yet noticed it.)
Orbot - You shouldn't have to look too hard boss, that structure on the top of that mountain bears quite a remarkable resemblance to your own Ego... *ahem* prowess.
Eggman walks over (as Cubot turns around) to join Orbot in looking at the fortress. Eggman then checks his device to see the tracking signal identifying a perfect match inside)
Dr. Eggman - Yes, indeed. This could be just what we're looking for.
They walk up the path as the camera pans out from behind them

-Next scene-
In Robotnik's fortress.
Dr. Robotnik is sitting in a chair wearing nothing but a purple bath robe and a fez hat, with his feet up on the desk, yelling at someone over the phone for not getting his pizza order correct.
Dr. Robotnik - I don't CARE what your policy entails, you Sniveling Travel Agent! I am Dr. Rrrrrrrrrobotnik! I get whatever I want! And if I want hard boiled Egg's soaked in vinegar for over 39 hundred hours as toppings for my Pizza order, you'd better well comply, otherwise YOUR ESTABLISHMENT WILL BE HISTORY, PALSY!
Person on the phone - But sir, we don't even have the kind of resources to handle an order of 29 dozen pizza's and have them delivered in less than 30 mi...
Dr. Robotnik - RESOURCES!?! Why I've never heard of such lunacy in all my years of dictatorship over the Planet Mobius. (Robotnik get's up in his chair and strangles a live parrot that just so happens to be acting as a paperweight for his desk) I OUGHT TO WRRRRING YOUR THRRROAT, YOU HOLIDAY HOMEWRRECKER!!! You contagious assortment of greasy germs! You... You...
Person on the phone - But sir, I-I...
Dr. Robotnik - I'LL GIVE YOU A MESSAGE TO YOUR THROAT, YOU...!! (continues to suffocate the poor innocent parrot with his clenched fist)

-Scene cuts to Dr Eggman, Cubot and Orbot standing outside the fortress doors-
Orbot - Well boss, this is it. Shall I proceed neighborly by knocking politely on the door?
Cubot - Let me do it. I've always wanted to ring someones doorbell from another dimensional thingy.
Orbot - I believe the correct term is 'alternate dimension'.
Dr. Eggman - Oh will the two of you shut up and let them know we're here already!?
Orbot - Yes boss.
Cubot - Aye, aye! (both say together)

-Scene cuts back to inside the fortress where Scratch and Grounder are busy playing video games on the sofa (playing Sonic 2 split screen in Aquatic Ruins Zone: act 1)-
*knock knock knock*
Scratch- Ooh I've got you now, Grounder!
Grounder - Oh yeah? Well wait until you see what I've got up my sleeve, Scratch.
Scratch - In your Dreams, needle nose. I've got this in the baaaaaggg.
*knock knock knock*
Grounder - Oh yeah, well how about this?
(Grounder, playing top screen as Sonic jumps on an item box hoping to switch the reverse on Scratch, who was in the lead as Tails, but accidentally opens an Eggman box instead and hurts himself.)
Scratch - BWA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!
Grounder - Awwww, thats not fair!
*knock knock knock*
(Tails clears the sign post and clears act 1 while Sonic drowns underwater in the top screen)
Scratch - I told you so.
Grounder - Nuh-uuhh, we've still got one more round, Scratch.
Scratch - Not if -I- get the better score!
*knock knock knock*

-Scene cuts back to Robotnik still screaming abuse at the pizza manager over the phone, yet now getting fustrated by the constant banging on the door and noise coming from Scratch and Grounder.
Dr. Robotnik - YOU CATHOLIC CROSSDRESSER!! ONE MORE 'BUT' OUT OF YOU AND I'LL REEEAAAALLLYY GIVE YOU A REASON TO CALL YOUR ESTABLISHMENT 'SHAKEY'S PIZZA'!!
*knock knock knock*
Dr. Robotnik - I'LL... Hmmm? ...IDIOTS!! STOP PLAYING THAT WRRREETCHED GAME AND ANSWER THE DOOR ALREADY!!

-Scene cuts back to Scratch and Grounder on the couch-
Scratch is distracted by Robotnik's yelling to which Grounder uses it to his advantage and slyly switches the two Sega Genesis controllers around.
Scratch - Huh? Did you hear something Grounder?
Grounder - Nope. Not me. It must of been your imagination, Scratch.
*knock knock knock*
Grounder - Oh look at that, guess I really did win after all, huh Scratch.
Scratch - ...Wait a minute!?
*knock knock knock* *ding dong*
Dr. Robotnik - ANSWER THE DOOR YOU LESBIAN ATHLETES!!!!!!!!!

-Scene cuts back to Eggman, Cubot and Orbot outside-
Orbot still trying to knock politely on the door.
Orbot - I guess no one's here after all boss.
Cubot - Oh really? Ah well, at least we tried. (Shrugs his shoulders and is about to wander off)
Dr. Eggman - Oh for the love of... (pulls Cubot's back by the neck with his fingers while still looking at the giant door) I didn't come all this way from another dimension to be rejected at the front door.
Eggman then proceeds to knock harder on the door
Orbot - Uhh, boss?
Dr. Eggman - Open up! Open up I say! This is a mission of conquest!

-Scene cuts back to Scratch and Grounder now at each others throats, attacking each other with a rolled up newspaper in Scratches free hand and a spare controller in Grounders while they choke each over over a disagreement over who won the match.
Scratch - *Dak-dek-dik-dark-doo-ark-hyah-ha-ha!!*
*knock knock knock*
Robotnik then in a cartoony fashion manages to stretch his entire body from the torso up from the room he was in all the way up to them to directly yell at them for not answering the door
Dr. Robotnik - YOU IDIOTS!!! CAN'T YOU FEEBLE MINDED MICROBRRAINS SEE THAT I'M YELLING ON THE PHONE TO THIS (holds the telephone in his hand) MISERABLY UNDERPAID SOCIAL WORKER!?!
Person on the phone - Errr... actually sir I...
Robotnik then out of nowhere immediately grabs the television set with both hands (his whole body now suddenly in frame) lifts it over his head and slam dunks it right in front of Scratch and Grounder in a foul temper, completely destroying it and the Sega Genesis under it then fustratedly storms over to answer the door while Scratch and Grounder hug each other and quiver in fear.
Dr. Robotnik - NOW STOP SQUAWKING LIKE CHIMPANZEE'S AND DO AS I TELL YOU TO DO!!! Brrrr-rrrr-rrrr-rrrr... (storms off in a steam heated temper)
*knock knock knock* ...*ding dong*
Robotnik then answers the door to scream at the people banging on the other side.
Dr. Robotnik - WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!?
Dr. Eggman - *Ahem* Pardon me my good fellow, but would you by any chance happen to be this universe's version of Dr. Eggman?
Dr. Robotnik - Huuuhhh?
Orbot - Actually boss, I believe most of the Sonic fandom still refer to your other self as 'Dr. Robotnik' in this universe's cannon.
Dr. Eggman - Oh *pardon me*, *ahem* Do you by any chance go by the name Dr. Robotnik in this universe's fan-fiction, *err* I mean... cannon?
Cubot Scratches his head and looks on at the conversation completely puzzled as Robotnik just gives Eggman a mean, insulted stare. he then throws his entire upper body outside of the door frame to poke and yell at Dr. Eggman.

Dr. Robotnik - LISTEN TO ME YOU SPINY SOLICITOR! I TOLD YOU AND YOUR TOADY RRRODENTS BEFORE, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SALES PITCH OR YOUR PHONY RELIGION, SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LEGAL MATTERS ...AND SCRRRAM!!
Robotnik then slams the door harshly in Eggman's face as he and Orbot just look on stunned as the wind blows Eggman's mustache and Cubot still floats around completely puzzled.
Cubot - ...Oh I get it. Robotnik! It's 'cus he builds robots, right?
Eggman immediately turns to Cubot and clenches his fists, trying hard to resist pounding some common sense into him.
Dr. Eggman - Grrrr! I won't be spoken down to by a half naked baboon in a bathrobe like that. I'm Dr. Eggman for Pete's sake! Doesn't that mean anything here!?
Orbot folds his hands behind his back and turns his head away as Robotnik looks to him hoping for a morale boosting response, all the while Cubot too distracted by a butterfly to even be paying attention to the conversation.
Dr. Eggman - Grrrr! Fine! If that's how you want to play it...
Eggman proceeds to bang harshly on the door knocker again.

This time Coconuts with an apron (from mopping up the kitchen) opens the door.
camera then cuts to the other side of the door to Robotnik who was just in the middle of walking away, turning around absolutely fustrated that the person who he had just told to go away still has the balls to persist.
Dr. Robotnik - Huh!? HOW --DARE-- YOU INTERRUPT ME IN MY FORTRESS OF GOOD SOLITUDE WHEN I'M TRYING TO LOOK BUSY!! (Scratch and Grounder in the background upset over the broken TV and on their hands and knees, trying to piece together the broken pieces of it.
Dr. Eggman - Well pardon me for intruding, but you never gave me the chance to properly introduce myself. You see, I'm actually YOU from another dimension. And these two clunker heads are my assistants, Orbot and Cubot.
Orbot and Cubot wave.
Orbot - Please to make your acquaintance.
Cubot - Nice to meetcha!
Scratch and Grounder (obviously listening in on the conversation) look on in confusion then look at each other completely puzzled.
Scratch and Grounder - Huh??
Robotnik then leaps over to the door to address Dr. Eggman in person.
Dr. Robotnik - You MEAN to tell me... YOU'RE actually MEEE from a parallel universe!?
Dr. Eggman- Well not exactly. You see, there's actually only one known universe, but within that universe (punches down on Cubots head to force him to shoot a projected hologram from his eyes of the entire universe) many alternate dimensions exist.
I found a way to travel to your dimension and was hoping you would be interested in joining me in ruling over all known realities in the entire universe and finally wiping out that pesky blue hedgehog once and for all.
Robotnik, completely fascinated by this rubs his chin in wonder.
Dr. Robotnik - Hmmmmm sounds fascinating, and you say you need my help to rule over the galaxy and get rid of that annoying blue rrrodent once and for all do you?
Dr. Eggman - Well I...
Robotnik then puts his arm around Dr Eggman, inviting him inside.
Dr. Robotnik - Because I have just the thing to finally get rid of Sonic once and for all! Haaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!

-Next scene-
Dr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot are sat awkwardly at a long stretching dinner table with Robotnik in the masters chair with a knife and fork in his hands and a napkin tied around his neck
Dr. Robotnik - IDIOTS!!! WHERE ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS!?!
Scratch runs in with dinner plates.
Scratch- Coming your supreme grouchiness, sir!
Grounder - Bon appetite!
Scratch and Grounder remove the trays to reveal the dinner plates being served to everyone are nothing but a single hard boiled egg that's been boiled and steamed on a plate.
Robotnik is then presented with a plate filled with dozens of steamy hard boiled eggs with buttered toast on one side of his plate as a side dish and paint and a paintbrush on the other so he can decorate them as easter eggs if he chooses too.
Dr. Robotnik - AAAHHHHHHH!
Eggman looks on puzzled as Robotnik digs into his eggs with a fork and munches down on as many eggs as he can force onto a fork in one go.
Dr. Robotnik - Now about your generous proposal...
Dr. Eggman - Uhh-yes, I was thinking...
Dr. Robotnik - I want 60% of all revenue gained from the universe after we take over it!
Dr. Eggman - Pardon me!? 60%!? Are you out of your...
Dr. Robotnik - IDIOTS!!!! THIS IS THE WRRRONG PAINTBRRUSH!!!
Scratch runs in with Robotnik's easel set so he can decorate his eggs properly, only Robotnik then proceeds to slap Scratch across the face with the one he was holding in a foul temper!
Dr. Robotnik - I USE THIS BRRUSH WHEN I'M SITTING ON THE TOILET, YOU FEATHER BRAINED BABOON!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO SEE THIS KIND OF NONSENSE AT MY DINNER TABLE!!
Scratch - Aha, yes your maliciousness.
Dr. Eggman - ...AS I WAS SAYING! 60% of all known revenue in the universe is beyond ridiculous when you consider that I...
Dr. Robotnik - WHERE'S MY S.S.S.S.S. SQUAD!? I NEED GOLD IF I'M GOING TO COMPLETE THIS LATEST MASTERPIECE!!
(Robotnik being too distracted by painting his eggs while resting his bare feet up on the dinner table to even care what Dr. Eggman has to say).
Grounder appears from under the the table with a small pot of gold paint.
Grounder - Your gold paint, your grouchiness, sir.
Dr. Robotnik - Ahhhhhhh, this is -JUST- what the Doctor ordered! I need GOLD paint if I'm going to conquer the planet Mobius, enough to show the citizens of this planet how REEEAAAALLLYY artistic I really am.
Dr Eggman shrugs his shoulders in total confusion and frustration then turns to Cubot and Orbot for their analysis.
Orbot - Do you think it might be possible that your tracking device might of picked up the wrong Eggman in the process?
Dr. Eggman - It's impossible! My device only picks up dimensional being's that match my DNA and IQ perfectly. If anybody here has made a mistake it was you two dunderheads for picking this lousy dimension to start with. Couldn't you have picked that charming dimension with the ABC logo hovering over it?
Orbot - But we didn't pick the dimensional co-ordinates boss, you choose them at random because you wanted to have the dimensional gateway fitted to act like a slot reel machine.
Cubot - I see the family resemblance.
(Cubot is holding a turkey leg in his hand from a roast turkey dinner with peas and gravy that was placed right besides him).
Dr. Eggman - Grrr shut up! *whispers* Look, lets just see where this leads and cross over to the next dimension as quickly as possible, as long as the next incarnation of Dr. Eggman is as brilliant as me we shouldn't have any more hiccups in taking over the known universe.*
Orbot - If you say so, boss.

*Ding!*
The countdown egg timer on the table dings, meaning Robotnik is finished painting his egg.
Dr. Robotnik - There, that should do it...
Robotnik admires his neatly decorated gold and purple egg with green glitter before he spontaneously hurls it at a dartboard on the wall with a picture of Sonic's face on it.
Dr. Robotnik - Huah!
Robotnik then very spontaneously grabs the entire dining room table off the ground and hurls it out into the other room, forcing everyone else to stop their meal because he's finished eating.
Dr. Robotnik - Woooahahhh
Dr. Eggman - ...What the Heck!?!
Dr. Robotnik - OK boys, now lets get on to more important matters!
Dr. Eggman - ...Finally. Now as I was saying...
Dr. Robotnik - ONTO DESSERT!
Dr. Eggman - Wait a minute!?
Dr. Robotnik - IDIOTS!?! WHERE IS MY DINING ROOM TABLE!!?!
Camera then cuts to Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts who are completely crushed under the table where Robotnik threw it not two seconds ago.
Grounder - Over here, your bad temperedness. sir...
Robotnik then hops up and down completely fustrated.
Dr. Robotnik - YOU DUNCE BOTS!? CAN'T I TRUST YOU TO DO -ANYTHING- RIGHT!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE STRRRAWBERRY PIE WHEN YOUR LYING ON MY ONE AND ONLY DINING ROOM TABLE!?!
Dr. Eggman - Look, can't we just skip the desert and press on to more important matters? I would of thought you of all people would jump at the chance at the offer I'm trying to propose to you.
Dr. Robotnik - Hmmmmmmmm, as much as I do LIKE sttrrawberry piiiieeee... you have an amazing point.
Robotnik then very proudly marches over to the mirror and opens up his bathrobe to admire his completely naked body in the mirror.
Dr. Robotnik - After all, who else could conquer the entire universe but my brilliant, grrrippling grace and magnificence.
Dr. Eggman - What are you babbling on about now!?
Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts pull themselves from under the dining room table to applaud Robotnik and clap their hands.
Scratch - You're the greatest ruler we've ever saw, your magnificent hunk of mass, you.
Orbot - *He does have mass alright...*
Dr. Robotnik - YEESSS! I am indeed! I feel so brilliant I could pose in front of this very mirror for HOURS on end. (doing seductive poses in front of the mirror while admiring his naked body)
Robotnik then spontaneously bursts out into song while prancing in front of the mirror.
Dr. Robotnik - Oh I feel Prreettyyyyy, I feel Prreettyyyyyy, I feel prreetyyyy and whitty and CHARRRRMING! (now he's completely naked)
Dr. Eggman - That does it. I've seen enough. Cubot, Orbot. We're leaving!
Cubot - Ohh, I think those hard boiled egg's did something to my stomach.
Orbot - You don't have a stomach, pal.
Cubot - I don't... wait, then what was I digesting into this whole time?

Robotnik then dives in front of him to try and block his escape
Dr. Robotnik - No you can't! I won't let you! Not until you've seen my brilliant master invention of course!
Dr. Eggman - Really? And what master invention would that so happen to be? How to pleasure yourself even further while a robot monkey and a chicken stroke your ego with even more applause?
Dr. Robotnik - Oh-ho-ho don't be OBSURRRD my good fellow, I invented that old thing years before I even built this fortress... why the invention I'M referring to is so secret that I've hidden it in a place where that blue hedgehog will NEVER be able to find it.
Sonic - Yo, big daddio!
From the corner of the room, Sonic is standing on top of the window ledge, listening in on their conversation, he then dives down to tease and mock Robotnik
Sonic - Hey 'Ro-nut-nik', I see the cold weather got you feeling a little ...'chilly' downstairs if you know what I mean? (pointing to his genital area as Robotnik covers it up with his hands in shame).
Dr. Robotnik - Harrarrarrmam-narpnarp! You pesky blue buffoon! How DARE you invade my fortress while I'm having an intimate moment in front of complete travelling strrangers!
Sonic - Why me? Because it's what I do best?
Sonic then yanks Robotnik's mustache like an elastic band, ties it up into a complete bow around his face as Robotnik screams "doohhh" yanks Robotnik by his then censored penis and spin dashes around the room while carrying him like a ball and chain as he screams.
Sonic - UP... OVER...
Dr. Robotnik - Waaaiiiitttt!! waaaaahhhhh!!!
Sonic - ...And gone home to papa!!
Sonic hurls Robotnik flying into the chandelier on the ceiling as he lies there stunned and fustrated before his own weight causes the thing to collapse on the ground.
Dr. Robotnik - You blasted, miserable and rotten... WOOAHHH!!! *crash*
Robotnik is then cartoonishly looking dizzy and disgruntled while he lays crushed under his own broken chandelier with a giant lump on his head, his tongue sticking out of his mouth and stars spinning around his head making a tweeting bird chirp.
Sonic then points and laughs at him while Dr. Eggman and everyone else do nothing but observe their behavior.
Sonic - Ha-ha-ha!
Dr. Robotnik - You comically obese no good, homoerotic...!!!
Sonic then yanks Robotnik's mustache very playfully and painfully one last time while tapping his foot.
Dr. Robotnik - ...WAAAAAAHHHH!!! (He then begins to start crying fountains of tears in pain) ohhhhoohoooohhhoooooo... *sob*
Sonic begins to tap his foot impatiently while crossing his arms, waiting for Robotnik to retaliate.
Sonic - Iiiiiiiii'm waaiiitttiinnnggg...
Robotnik swings to try and grab Sonic but Sonic instantly throws a cream pie with a cherry on top out of nowhere in Robotnik's face, blows a raspberry to him and then zooms off too quick for Robotnik to be able to catch.
Dr. Robotnik - Doooo! ....Hoooff!!
Sonic then dives back up the window to give Tails a high 5 then bid fair well to Robotnik.
Tails - Slick moves, Sonic!
Sonic - Happy Honeymoon, Ro-nut-nik!
Robotnik is now steaming mad while Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts attempt to lift the broken chandelier from over his head while he vents his frustration.
Dr. Robotnik - I DETEST THAT MISERABLE BLUE PIN CUSHION! HOW DARE HE MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME ON THIS, THE 4056TH ANNUAL CELEBRATION OF RRRROBOTNIK'S HARD BOILED EGG PAINTING TUESDAY!!
Orbot - But I believe it's Monday in your timeline...
Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Eggman - SILENCE!!
Dr. Eggman - Your dimensional version of Sonic sounds about as much fun to deal with as an infected hemorrhoid. If you still haven't been able to defeat him after all these years then I trust we have a mutual understanding over how important this mission of ours is?
Robotnik (While being dusted off by his robots) then attempts to cover himself up with his bath robe but then immediately leaps in front of Eggman and points at him.
Dr. Robotnik - I'M GOING TO DEFEAT SONIC ALRIGHT! AND HIS FLYING TWIN TAILED LITTLE HOOD ORNAMENT AS WELL! For I know his very one weakness that's going to help me lure that pesky blue buffoon right into my clutches, BEHOLD!
Robotnik then grabs a curtain over nowhere and pulls the entire scene over to the next scene where him, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Eggman, Cubot and Orbot are now outside in an entirely different location on a hill outside of a chili dog stand where a lone old rabbit chili dog vendor is struggling to stay awake from lack of customers.
Robotnik (fully dressed now of course) has a giant device hidden under a green velvet curtain which he then pulls out in sync with the curtain from the previous scene to reveal that his plan was nothing more than a giant over sized mousetrap.

Dr. Eggman - This? ...This is your brilliant invention that's supposed to defeat your most hated enemy!?
Dr. Robotnik - Of course. It's so brilliant the plan has 3 whole phrases. (Robotnik points to the chili dog stand where there's a deliberate oil spill leading right to the mouse trap.) First, that annoying little blue pest runs up to the chili dog stand to claim his free grrotesque gourmet chili dogs, THEN he slips over the deliberate oil spill carefully devised by Scrratch and Grrounder and goes flying into my 'Hedgehog Squashing pest catching device' and then...WHAM! No more Sonic! I'll be Freee to conquer ALL of Mobius!
Cubot - Wow! You thought of all that all by yourself!?
Orbot - It does seem like an extraordinary plan, boss.
Robotnik then bows.
Dr. Robotnik - Thhaaaaaaannnkk yoouu. And the best part of it all is, the hedgehog has absolutely no idea where this place is even located.
Scratch and Grounder applaud Robotnik
Scratch - Oh-ho, oh-ho, you're my hero, Dr. Robotnik, sir!
Grounder - Yeah, the hedgehog won't even know what hit him!
Dr. Eggman - I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING!? That has to be the most idiotic and insanely ill devised plan I've ever heard in my entire life!!
Dr. Robotnik - Ooohhh, and I suppose YOU could come up with a better one could you?
Dr. Eggman - I..I..I... ...I'M LEAVING!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'm getting out of this wacky, which way dimension before I lose any more brain cells and actually become anything close to being like you! Come on you nincombots, we're leaving!
Orbot - "Yes, your maliciousness!"

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a crazed woman comes stampeding through Dr. Eggman at high speed and dives on top of Robotnik like a wild animal. It turns out it was Momma Robotnik who escaped from the home of 'Really Bizarre Mothers' again.
Dr. Eggman - What the...!?
Dr. Robotnik - WAAAAHHHH!!!
Grounder - Uh-ohhh, it's Momma Robotniiiikk...
Momma Robotnik is sitting on top of Robotnik, strangling him in a tangled choke hold while she vents her pent up frustration out on him.
Dr. Robotnik - Momma! YOU ESCAPED AGAIN!!
Momma Robotnik - You no good, rotten excuse for a swine riddled, Egg bellied son! How many times do I have to tell you, to ALWAYS visit your mother on 'hard boiled egg painting Tuesday'!!
Dr. Robotnik - Oooohhh, I'm sorry Momma, I really am. It's the hedgehog! Honest it was. he maaaddeee me do it! Ow! Owwie! Momma Pleeeaaaassseee!

Eggman, Cubot and Orbot just watch on with a completely emotionless gaze, utterly dumbfounded by how bizarre the world they're in is, but while they're distracted by the commotion, they don't even notice Sonic actually running up to the chili dog stand in the distance and falling for Robotnik's very trap exactly how he predicted it.
Sonic - Two chili dogs with all the works my good man ...WAAAAAHHHHhhh! *WHACK!!*
Sonic goes splat like a cartoon pancake right under the mousetrap and ends up looking like a completely disfigured mess with his own jaw and face caught under the metal wires!
Dr. Eggman - I don't believe it...!?
Robotnik gets up in excitement for finally having caught his age long arch nemesis.
Dr. Robotnik - Ha-haaaa! I've caught you now, you spiny blue pest!
Robotnik then leaps over to Sonic and blows a childish raspberry at him and proceeds to taunt him.
Dr. Robotnik - You fell right into my trap you miserable defective rrrodent, now I can finally take over all of Mobius and YOU too! (pokes him in the nose) HAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA!
While he's busy gloating, his mom gets up and charges at him with her umbrella to continue beating him while he tries to shield himself from her abuse. Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts also coming to his aid.
Dr. Robotnik - Owwie! Owwie! Ow! ow! Owwwiieeeee!
Tails, standing in the distance is worried about Sonic.
Tails - Oh no! Without Sonic around what will I do!? ...I know! I'll go visit the professor and...

All of a sudden, without warning, a giant piano falls from the sky and completely crushes Tails, causing him to then poke his head out of the broken rubble and see stars with a gigantic lump sticking out of his head and keys in his mouth.
The camera pans up to reveal that it was in fact Dr. Eggman standing on top of an old abandoned western style saloon right across from the chili dog stand while holding a giant pair of hedge clippers who cut the suspended piano while Orbot and Cubot hover over besides him.
Eggman then looks over the carnage then turns to address the audience.
Dr. Eggman - Oh come on, when will I ever get the chance to do something like that in my own world?

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