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And i Smoked too many Croconakos.\nAsgore: uhhh I am asgore King of all monsters May i get you some tea?\nThe cat: Ooo look a Flower I been holding my urine that long ahhhhhh.\nFlowey: What the hell are you doing!? \nThe cat: Whos talking to me? hmm nothing i been smoking too much.\nAfter some times now meeting Some new friends like papyrus,sans,mettaton and alphyas \nThe cat was Promoted into the royal scientists While The cat was exploring the caves\nHe finds the best thing in his life\nChapter 6:Temmie Cemmie?\nWhile approaching the sign The cat reads it it says Hoi welcum ta Temmie Vilage\nThe cat: hmms i wonder whats Holy crung a moly what is that Hot Cat dog beast?!! *Pants very hart*\nTemmie(x3):hoi im Temmie! The cat:Hello cuties =3 While the cat pets one of the temmies \nThe cat: what language do you speek in? Temmie Reply's Temglish. \nThen the gear starts moving in the cat's head The cat: i think i have a idea for a new one this one \nis called Cemglish. After talking to Some temmies and having \"fun\" with the tem shop shop keeper temmie\nChapter 7 accidental creation \nand making a new home. After sometimes The cat was in Toriel's bed and More \"fun time\" then The cat has made\nan abomination a creature that The cat dont want in his life or The cat wants in his life we dont know\nGreed: Hello!!! \nThe cat: *SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL* after that The cat sometimes uses condoms\nChapter 8: Teleportation Accident \nAfter sometimes He encounter frisk after The mettaton battle (spoiler) \nafter Frisk accidentally Knock The cat's head off Then the cat says: its no Use!!!\nThen he Got Bloddeh the kitty and Demi the big wolf And his Strange child Greed into the portal\nBut the Portal malfunctions and teleporting them to a location and The cat landed on his watch of dimensions \nThe cat: uhhhhh \nUnknown voice:are you all right?\nAnd the cat runs into a Familiar Red creature as a familiar Cute Loved creature \nThis is the White Furr and this ends and we will continue the story here ", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Chapter 5:Under Tale's Tale
After The cat got teleported by the tecnoids Because The cat kicked The
General in the balls Bla BLA BLA BLA you get what happens the previous
Asgore: Well hello Little Small Cat.
The cat (Michael model citizen):Who are you? And i Smoked too many Croconakos.
Asgore: uhhh I am asgore King of all monsters May i get you some tea?
The cat: Ooo look a Flower I  been holding my urine that long ahhhhhh.
Flowey: What the hell are you doing!?
The cat: Whos talking to me? hmm nothing i been smoking too much.
After some times now meeting Some new friends like papyrus,sans,mettaton and alphyas
The cat was Promoted into the royal scientists  While The cat was exploring the caves
He finds the best thing in his life
Chapter 6:Temmie Cemmie?
While approaching  the sign The cat reads it it says Hoi welcum ta Temmie Vilage
The cat: hmms i wonder whats Holy crung a moly what is that Hot Cat dog beast?!! *Pants very hart*
Temmie(x3):hoi im Temmie! The cat:Hello cuties =3 While the cat pets one of the temmies
The cat: what language do you speek in? Temmie Reply's Temglish.
Then the gear starts moving in the cat's head The cat: i think i have a idea for a new one this one
is called Cemglish. After talking to Some temmies and having "fun" with the tem shop shop keeper temmie
Chapter 7 accidental creation
and making a new home. After sometimes The cat was in Toriel's bed and More "fun time" then The cat has made
an abomination a creature that The cat dont want in his life or The cat wants in his life we dont know
Greed: Hello!!!
The cat: *SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL* after that The cat sometimes uses condoms
Chapter 8: Teleportation Accident
After sometimes He encounter frisk after The mettaton battle (spoiler)
after Frisk accidentally Knock The cat's head off Then the cat says: its no Use!!!
Then he Got Bloddeh the kitty and Demi the big wolf And his Strange child Greed into the portal
But the Portal malfunctions and teleporting  them to a location and The cat landed on his watch of dimensions
The cat: uhhhhh
Unknown voice:are you all right?
And the cat runs into a Familiar Red creature as a familiar Cute Loved creature
This is the White Furr and this ends and we will continue the story here ", "pools_count": 0, "title": "History of the two cats Part two", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/plain", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "80" }